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1000 Things We Learned in Los Santos


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2. It's easy to get out of the hood, just find a white rich guy.

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4. Standing next to pedestrians for more than 5 seconds is a felony.

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5. The jail sentence for murdering a few hundred civilians and police officers is 2 seconds.

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GTA V Is On PC

6. Niko Bellic has a Lifeinvader page.

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9. Franklin Clinton brazenly delivers rhetorical indictments of the Los Santos citizenry, framing them as 'genetic experiments gone wrong.' ;)

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10. Someone goin on a murder spree, killing possibly over 100 people, and destroying material and buildings for over 10 million dollars will, if caught, be released after a few hours. The story will

not make the news.

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12.You need to have lots of discipline to live 25 years in Los Santos and not turn into plastic sellouts

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13. Assault rifles have the range of a super soaker.

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16. Police doesn't patrol the streets. Why would they need to do that huh

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16. Police doesn't patrol the streets. Why would they need to do that huh

your signature: GTA 4 Cops in a nutshell

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24. You cannot enter restaurants to get a meal, and you have to go nightclubbing standing outside the club by the street.

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27. We still don't know wtf a Gerald is.

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