Your typical GTAO session

[Hit by Lightning]

I usually log in, go to a free lobby..pull up my phone and play a few survivals. After 2 hours I switch off my console and watch "Bait Car".

[SirFiras47]

This pretty much

[HankyPankyFan]

Log in giant blue crate kill yourself oh look a god mode bunch of red dots at same place goes to passive mode then off radar then disable passive then minigun then kill all then quit before revenge.

[Black Terminator]

I usually log in, go to a fee lobby, sell cars from the street, deliver Simeon his car he wants, get a few kills in the session, hear the typical stupidity from mic users, and last play missions after I am done.

[Zito]

This pretty much

lol caption "no new update, nope. ok bye".

[Turkish Turketarian]

Join random mission - Rooftop Rumble. Repeat 1000 times with the same results. Sigh.

[Bare]

Walk out of apartment, steal a car and go sell it, see if there are any people with a bounty on their head or any good invites, call my mechanic then take it from there and see what happens

[Davey Boy]

Here's how it goes for me:

 

-Join lobby

 

-Look at map

 

-Sees war going on at LSC and two people at Zancudo

 

-Exit garage only to be attacked by some prick in a invincible Zentorno

 

-Shoot said person out of Zentorno

 

-Have a pvp until person leaves

 

-Leave lobby

[GTA-Freak-Vi]

If I'm playing alone then it's Log in, invite sesh, choose a car to drive around LS for a bit, visit a clothing shop, take a few selfies and scenery photos then log off.

[frackingtoasters]

Sell a baller, simeon car, lester assassination, rob store, rob store, rob store, rooftop, mixed with coke, coveted, trash talk, race race race...

[bossofzeeland]

log in

join lobby

pick a car im gonna use for that day

rob some stores

deliver simeon car

kill a target

join a couple of races

see if there are some friends

 

if there are friend: go play with them

if there are no friends: log off

[NeonBlade]

Join game.

Check all the players online, if they look cool send invite to my Crew. If they're dressed like savages. Skip over

See where everyone is clustered.

Drive as far away on the map from the madness.

Do some new Contact missions.

Help anyone with Contact Missions even if the pay out is crap.

Do a Survival if it pops up.

Do some more Missions. Restock ammo.

Desperately try to start a Capture.

Desperately try to get a Last Man Standing with more than 2 players.

Desperately try to get a TDM match going

Realise it is POINTLESS

Take pictures.

Say to myself what wasted potential.

Turn off and go to bed.

[CarimboHanky]

i normally enter gtao, send mugger to lowest level, send mercenaries to highestlevel, put bounty on random player, proceed to lsc battle grounds.

 

 

but in the last 2-3 weeks i have been more peaceful, spend much of my time flying my vestra, get a player to put a bounty on me, then fly around the city to see how long it takes before someone shoot me down or simply having fun while in godmode...

 

the other day i was in godmode flying around, jumped from the plane, full speed diving with no parachute, landed on top of another player killing him hahaha the kill feed "CarimboHanky flattened xxxx"

[Smesi]

Phone > Quick Job > Join Race / Deathmatch > Alone > Sure

 

 

Either "Long Haul" or "TNKS ON GRUV STREET" / "10000000 RP + 400000000 $$$"

 

Exit the lobby

 

Same thing over and over and over again

[Morons03]

-Invite-only

-Steal car

-Sell at LSC

-Steal car on Simeon's car list

-Bring to drop-off

-Rob store

-Maybe join a job on list while waiting for armored truck

-Rob armored truck

-Leave for about a week

-Repeat a week later

 

If friends are on I might play with them, or I will just stay with the usual. I sometimes have a 4-5 star war with police to try different locations.

[Lolz0rdz]

I normally look for a decent playlist to join, get bored of that after 10 goes, look for about 3 races which are all stupid races with 23849238493289389 ramps, try hosting something, get pissed off with no one joining then turn off my console

[CrazyHandz]

Log in, kill players for an hour or so. Then maybe half an hour to an hour of RR, maybe some DM's, races, LTS to mix things up. If I'm with friends, same thing pretty much lol.

[Gay Tony]

[SpidersWeb]

Generally I either go on a race spree, or a deathmatch spree. Just using Quick Job On-Call.

When I don't feel like that, I just roll around in free mode keeping to myself usually and doing Lester targets etc, just driving fast.

[Mr.Nedich]

> Spawn in Paleto (I seldom use my Tinsel Tower spawn)

> Drive to helicopter spawn in Paleto, fly to Sandy Shores or Los Santos
> Dick around by myself or hunt bounties

 

I know, I'm exciting.

[SpidersWeb]

 

My personal favorite is after successfully finishing a job with a group, going to the vote screen, then successfully loading up the new lobby with everyone joined the game sometimes goes:

 

- you were kicked from the deathmatch because there was not enough players

OR

- unknown network error, please return to GTA online

[DrDetroit]

Log in, walk around in my Paleto Bay vacation home for awhile, go outside and steal/sell a caar...then drive to my LS highrise to do a bong hit...all the while thinking "what to do?".

 

I then log out and go to Grand Tourismo 6 and race my azz off for 4-5 hours in a very high poly, tuned, '13 Ferrari Italia 458....or my '13 Corvette C7. Then jump online and try to compete in some decent high-fidelity racing.

 

GTAO is fun and all, love it, but a bit stale right now since I just did a week long grind in GTAV to get the 100% completion. In a week or so it'll be somewhat fresh again.

 

DrDetroit

Edited August 17, 2014 by DrDetroit

[V HoneyBadger V]

Story of our f*ckin' lives.

[InYeezusWeTrust]

Spawn in garage go to convince store make sure I'm fully stocked on snacks. If my friends aren't in he session I do Quick job > Contact missions.

[DarkSavageDeathlyCloud]

-Spawning in garage

-Driving out

-Killing the guy chasing me or killing the guy with the bounty

-Keep on fighting with that guy

-After i have more kills then deaths leaving him and driving further unless he follows me then i fight some more

-repeat

-after a while time to go grinding potshot

[EKGene]

Boot game from dashboard, start up Invite Only session, invite friend, pick up friend, proceed to drive, game freezes on my end, then moments later, on friend's end.

 

Both reboot to start the process all over again.

 

Or, whatever "network/server issue" BS reason, followed by the "try again later" message.

[MarcusDaze]

#1 - Log in

#2 - Host my races

#3 - Get a maximum of three people joining

#4 - Race

#5 - Repeat from #2

Edited August 17, 2014 by MarcusDaze

[InYeezusWeTrust]

Boot game from dashboard, start up Invite Only session, invite friend, pick up friend, proceed to drive, game freezes on my end, then moments later, on friend's end.

 

Both reboot to start the process all over again.

 

Or, whatever "network/server issue" BS reason, followed by the "try again later" message.

What do you guys do, go sight seeing? Is it just the two of you?

[Retired Mafia]

getting some mates, do robberies

[Affalterbach]

Join lobby

Take a car out

Slam it

Powerslide like a boss

Then i turn my ps3 off.