Memorable quotes.

[Evil empire]

"I am not really a law-abiding citizen but there is one law I have given my oath to always respect above everything: the omerta, the law of silence"

 

Claude Speed

[LowTierDude]

"Heeeeeey Spitz!! You lookin' for some inspiration?!"

 

Lance during a coke deal with a movie director.

[Ask Toolbar]

War is where the young and stupid are tricked by the old and bitter into killing eachother.

[VenusianDream]

"The world is full of suffering, then you die."

 

- Victor Vance

[Guest]

On 4/13/2022 at 3:31 PM, VenusianDream said:

"The world is full of suffering, then you die."

 

- Victor Vance

Related to the same mission:

 

 

[Liver Buster]

"Yeah, well, I got nothin'! No one gives a f*ck about me!" - Trevor 

[Liver Buster]

Packie: See those boxes back on the boat? They must be bringing cloned meds.

Niko: Meds?

Packie: Yeah. Stuff that'll stop housewives cutting their wrists and make their husbands get wood. Meds. Mollis, sedatives, antidepressants - meds. 

Niko: Okay, how do we do it?

Packie: We'll wait until the truck is loaded then we'll take it. Simple as that. I'll cover you up from here while you're down on the ground cleaning up.

Niko: These better be some good f*cking pills. The housewives better be grateful.

 

- Niko and Packie before stealing the med shipment during the mission Harboring a Grudge

 

[Evil empire]

[LowTierDude]

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Edited November 17, 2022 by sabitsuki

[Guest]

[Evil empire]

"Talk is silver, silence is gold and I am as greedy as GTA the Defective Edition is glitchy."

 

Claude Speed

[Tortillas_]

Big Smoke: "Like ti says in the book, we are blessed and cursed."
Also him: "Same things make us laugh, makes cry."

[Kalashnikov1947]

"Somebody call a medic!" - Triad in GTA 3

"Some a-hole stole my lawnmower!" - Pedestrian in Vice City Stories

"You'll do the flying, I'll do the frying!" - Lance Vance in Vice City Stories

"It's like World War 8!" - Ryder during the car chase in Reuniting the Families

"F*ck you, cops! F*CK ALL Y'ALL!" - Unused quote from same mission that's restored by TTIDSA.

"In Hawaii, they put pineapples on pizza." - Pedestrian in San Andreas

Edited May 14, 2023 by Panzermann11

[Kioto Medalight]

"Loc, is he available for coh-myoo-nee-kay-shun?"

[LowTierDude]

Gravelli: And I care about my legacy. I've worked hard for this, this line of work. Now, some Russian assholes think they can march in and take control of rackets my family has run for fifty years.

 

Niko: You mean fifty years of you bleeding the city dry might finally come to an end?

 

Gravelli: I know, it's a terrible tragedy.

[Dan_1983]

Manny's cameraman: "Could you walk out of there one more time? We need to get the shot just right."

 

Niko: "I could put my foot through your face if you like. I don't mind doing it again and again until I get it right."

[HOW'S ANNIE?]

Bumping an old thread, because I actually found myself using this one today:

 

"Surviving is winning Franklin. Everything else is bullsh*t. Fairytales, spun by people afraid to look life in the eye. Whatever it takes kid. Survive"

 

Complain all you want about GTA V's writing, especially ending A and B, but Rockstar managed to nail Michael's dialogue and characterisation on point.