DownInThePMs 2,582 Posted January 9 Share Posted January 9 (edited) Bitch please! Your patriotism is making you ignant! The line was average but the delivery is funny as f*ck Edited January 9 by DownInThePMs Link to post Share on other sites
JaeDan 101 645 Posted January 9 Share Posted January 9 YELLOW CAAAAARRRS!!! -Niko Bellic billiejoearmstrong8, Honker1944, IS90 and 2 others 2 3 Link to post Share on other sites
JayZguy 7 Posted January 11 Share Posted January 11 On 8/17/2014 at 4:07 AM, PhoGarrett said: You forgot a thousand things everyday, make sure this quote isn't one of them. That’s one of the best quotes from GTA V Honker1944 and JaeDan 101 2 Link to post Share on other sites
DR:BUSTA 2,244 Posted January 12 Share Posted January 12 To be or not to be that's the question _Claude JaeDan 101 1 Link to post Share on other sites
JayZguy 7 Posted January 12 Share Posted January 12 “Ah sh*t, here we go again”. -Carl Johnson JaeDan 101 1 Link to post Share on other sites
JaeDan 101 645 Posted January 13 Share Posted January 13 Niko, let's go bowling! -Roman Bellic Link to post Share on other sites
Thelema93 1,896 Posted January 13 Share Posted January 13 Survival is winning.. everything else is Bullsh*t.. fairytales spun by people afraid to look life in the eye. Whatever it takes.. survive Wayne Kerr 1 Link to post Share on other sites
JayZguy 7 Posted January 13 Share Posted January 13 “I'll have two number 9s, a number 9 large, a number 6 with extra dip, a number 7, two number 45s, one with cheese, and a large soda.” -Big Smoke Link to post Share on other sites
billiejoearmstrong8 5,851 Posted January 13 Share Posted January 13 I don't have any bananas! JaeDan 101 1 Link to post Share on other sites
IllregentHUN 34 Posted January 13 Share Posted January 13 Rollacoasta WOHOOHOOHOO - CJ Where's Barbara with big titties and Stephanie who sucks like a vacuum? - Niko Bellic Link to post Share on other sites
Lokithedog667 2 Posted January 14 Share Posted January 14 Definitely "All you had to do was follow the damn train CJ" JaeDan 101 1 Link to post Share on other sites
DR:BUSTA 2,244 Posted January 16 Share Posted January 16 Toreno: Once you're on the inside I cannot help you CJ: Well can you help me now Toreno: Well, No, Actually, No Link to post Share on other sites
Carl Theft Auto 1,531 Posted January 16 Share Posted January 16 You so fat, you jump in the air and you got stuck. -Bymst, aka. Orange Guy with 12 written on the back. DR:BUSTA, IS90 and Wayne Kerr 3 Link to post Share on other sites
DR:BUSTA 2,244 Posted January 16 Share Posted January 16 11 minutes ago, Carl Theft Auto said: You so fat, you jump in the air and you got stuck. -Bymst, aka. Orange Guy with 12 written on the back. Back of your neck looks like a pack of Hotdogs Wayne Kerr, WanteD1 and Carl Theft Auto 1 2 Link to post Share on other sites
CallMeScoot 4 Posted January 21 Share Posted January 21 Do ya showah in doodoo??! Carl Theft Auto 1 Link to post Share on other sites
The Idiot 23 Posted January 21 Share Posted January 21 "You stupid bitch" -Mikhail Faustin, 2008 JaeDan 101 1 Link to post Share on other sites
Carl Theft Auto 1,531 Posted January 21 Share Posted January 21 I was mocked and my thread got locked. DR:BUSTA, Staunton Assassin and JaeDan 101 3 Link to post Share on other sites
DR:BUSTA 2,244 Posted January 21 Share Posted January 21 6 hours ago, Carl Theft Auto said: I was mocked and my thread got locked. Someone needs to turn it into a song Staunton Assassin, Wayne Kerr, JaeDan 101 and 1 other 2 2 Link to post Share on other sites
JaeDan 101 645 Posted January 22 Share Posted January 22 On 1/14/2021 at 6:15 AM, billiejoearmstrong8 said: I don't have any bananas! Hobos in GTA IV also say... "Too many gorillas!" billiejoearmstrong8 1 Link to post Share on other sites
DownInThePMs 2,582 Posted January 22 Share Posted January 22 "Run, but don't come running after me. My ass will be up on a tree in Haiti." - Lance Vance JaeDan 101, Staunton Assassin and Wayne Kerr 3 Link to post Share on other sites
JaeDan 101 645 Posted March 2 Share Posted March 2 (edited) Slow it down T, slow and steady -Michael De Santa Edited March 2 by JaeDan 101 Link to post Share on other sites
JaeDan 101 645 Posted March 2 Share Posted March 2 Look at your own risk in this quote: Spoiler Lamar Davis : Wassup, can a loc come up in your crib? Franklin : Man, f*ck you. I'll see you at work. Lamar Davis : Ah, n*ga, don't hate me 'cause I'm beautiful, n*ga. Maybe if you got rid of that old yee-yee ass haircut you got you'd get some bitches on your dick. Oh, better yet, maybe Tanisha'll call your dog-ass if she ever stop f*ckin' with that brain surgeon or lawyer she f*cking with, neeeeeggaaaaaa Franklin : What? Sorry for the N words Link to post Share on other sites
Cryptic Runner 17 Posted March 2 Share Posted March 2 manny: "you know, these streets is mine, man! i can feel them flowing through my veins." niko: "you sound like you got something else in your veins" Link to post Share on other sites