LowTierDude Posted January 9, 2021 Share Posted January 9, 2021 (edited) Bitch please! Your patriotism is making you ignant! The line was average but the delivery is funny as f*ck Edited January 9, 2021 by DownInThePMs Liver Buster 1 Link to comment https://gtaforums.com/topic/731875-memorable-quotes/page/7/#findComment-1071449389 Share on other sites More sharing options...
JD101 Posted January 9, 2021 Share Posted January 9, 2021 YELLOW CAAAAARRRS!!! -Niko Bellic IS90, billiejoearmstrong8, Honker1944 and 2 others 2 3 Link to comment https://gtaforums.com/topic/731875-memorable-quotes/page/7/#findComment-1071449400 Share on other sites More sharing options...
JayZguy Posted January 11, 2021 Share Posted January 11, 2021 On 8/17/2014 at 4:07 AM, PhoGarrett said: You forgot a thousand things everyday, make sure this quote isn't one of them. That’s one of the best quotes from GTA V JD101 and Honker1944 2 Link to comment https://gtaforums.com/topic/731875-memorable-quotes/page/7/#findComment-1071451592 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Busta Posted January 12, 2021 Share Posted January 12, 2021 To be or not to be that's the question _Claude JD101 1 Link to comment https://gtaforums.com/topic/731875-memorable-quotes/page/7/#findComment-1071451772 Share on other sites More sharing options...
JayZguy Posted January 12, 2021 Share Posted January 12, 2021 “Ah sh*t, here we go again”. -Carl Johnson JD101 1 Link to comment https://gtaforums.com/topic/731875-memorable-quotes/page/7/#findComment-1071452483 Share on other sites More sharing options...
JD101 Posted January 13, 2021 Share Posted January 13, 2021 Niko, let's go bowling! -Roman Bellic Link to comment https://gtaforums.com/topic/731875-memorable-quotes/page/7/#findComment-1071452641 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thelema93 Posted January 13, 2021 Share Posted January 13, 2021 Survival is winning.. everything else is Bullsh*t.. fairytales spun by people afraid to look life in the eye. Whatever it takes.. survive String 1 Link to comment https://gtaforums.com/topic/731875-memorable-quotes/page/7/#findComment-1071452770 Share on other sites More sharing options...
JayZguy Posted January 13, 2021 Share Posted January 13, 2021 “I'll have two number 9s, a number 9 large, a number 6 with extra dip, a number 7, two number 45s, one with cheese, and a large soda.” -Big Smoke Link to comment https://gtaforums.com/topic/731875-memorable-quotes/page/7/#findComment-1071453363 Share on other sites More sharing options...
billiejoearmstrong8 Posted January 13, 2021 Share Posted January 13, 2021 I don't have any bananas! JD101 1 Link to comment https://gtaforums.com/topic/731875-memorable-quotes/page/7/#findComment-1071453370 Share on other sites More sharing options...
IllregentHUN Posted January 13, 2021 Share Posted January 13, 2021 Rollacoasta WOHOOHOOHOO - CJ Where's Barbara with big titties and Stephanie who sucks like a vacuum? - Niko Bellic Link to comment https://gtaforums.com/topic/731875-memorable-quotes/page/7/#findComment-1071453429 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lokithedog667 Posted January 14, 2021 Share Posted January 14, 2021 Definitely "All you had to do was follow the damn train CJ" JD101 1 Link to comment https://gtaforums.com/topic/731875-memorable-quotes/page/7/#findComment-1071454062 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Busta Posted January 16, 2021 Share Posted January 16, 2021 Toreno: Once you're on the inside I cannot help you CJ: Well can you help me now Toreno: Well, No, Actually, No Link to comment https://gtaforums.com/topic/731875-memorable-quotes/page/7/#findComment-1071455396 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted January 16, 2021 Share Posted January 16, 2021 You so fat, you jump in the air and you got stuck. -Bymst, aka. Orange Guy with 12 written on the back. Link to comment https://gtaforums.com/topic/731875-memorable-quotes/page/7/#findComment-1071455400 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Busta Posted January 16, 2021 Share Posted January 16, 2021 11 minutes ago, Carl Theft Auto said: You so fat, you jump in the air and you got stuck. -Bymst, aka. Orange Guy with 12 written on the back. Back of your neck looks like a pack of Hotdogs String and WanteD1 1 1 Link to comment https://gtaforums.com/topic/731875-memorable-quotes/page/7/#findComment-1071455402 Share on other sites More sharing options...
CallMeScoot Posted January 21, 2021 Share Posted January 21, 2021 Do ya showah in doodoo??! Link to comment https://gtaforums.com/topic/731875-memorable-quotes/page/7/#findComment-1071459497 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hellion Posted January 21, 2021 Share Posted January 21, 2021 (edited) . Edited February 6, 2024 by Hellion JD101 1 Link to comment https://gtaforums.com/topic/731875-memorable-quotes/page/7/#findComment-1071459555 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted January 21, 2021 Share Posted January 21, 2021 I was mocked and my thread got locked. Link to comment https://gtaforums.com/topic/731875-memorable-quotes/page/7/#findComment-1071459630 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Busta Posted January 21, 2021 Share Posted January 21, 2021 6 hours ago, Carl Theft Auto said: I was mocked and my thread got locked. Someone needs to turn it into a song JD101 and String 1 1 Link to comment https://gtaforums.com/topic/731875-memorable-quotes/page/7/#findComment-1071459942 Share on other sites More sharing options...
JD101 Posted January 22, 2021 Share Posted January 22, 2021 On 1/14/2021 at 6:15 AM, billiejoearmstrong8 said: I don't have any bananas! Hobos in GTA IV also say... "Too many gorillas!" billiejoearmstrong8 1 Link to comment https://gtaforums.com/topic/731875-memorable-quotes/page/7/#findComment-1071460366 Share on other sites More sharing options...
LowTierDude Posted January 22, 2021 Share Posted January 22, 2021 "Run, but don't come running after me. My ass will be up on a tree in Haiti." - Lance Vance JD101, VenusianDream and String 3 Link to comment https://gtaforums.com/topic/731875-memorable-quotes/page/7/#findComment-1071460530 Share on other sites More sharing options...
JD101 Posted March 2, 2021 Share Posted March 2, 2021 (edited) Slow it down T, slow and steady -Michael De Santa Edited March 2, 2021 by JaeDan 101 Link to comment https://gtaforums.com/topic/731875-memorable-quotes/page/7/#findComment-1071491690 Share on other sites More sharing options...
JD101 Posted March 2, 2021 Share Posted March 2, 2021 Look at your own risk in this quote: Spoiler Lamar Davis : Wassup, can a loc come up in your crib? Franklin : Man, f*ck you. I'll see you at work. Lamar Davis : Ah, n*ga, don't hate me 'cause I'm beautiful, n*ga. Maybe if you got rid of that old yee-yee ass haircut you got you'd get some bitches on your dick. Oh, better yet, maybe Tanisha'll call your dog-ass if she ever stop f*ckin' with that brain surgeon or lawyer she f*cking with, neeeeeggaaaaaa Franklin : What? Sorry for the N words Copcaller 1 Link to comment https://gtaforums.com/topic/731875-memorable-quotes/page/7/#findComment-1071491696 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cryptic Runner Posted March 2, 2021 Share Posted March 2, 2021 manny: "you know, these streets is mine, man! i can feel them flowing through my veins." niko: "you sound like you got something else in your veins" Copcaller 1 Link to comment https://gtaforums.com/topic/731875-memorable-quotes/page/7/#findComment-1071491738 Share on other sites More sharing options...
HCM-FIVE-0 Posted June 15, 2021 Share Posted June 15, 2021 your protection needs a little more protection - Tommy Vercetti Copcaller and Liver Buster 2 Link to comment https://gtaforums.com/topic/731875-memorable-quotes/page/7/#findComment-1071564212 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Copcaller Posted June 16, 2021 Share Posted June 16, 2021 Nothing drives down real estate prices like a good old-fashioned gang war. Apart from an outbreak of plague, but that may be going too far in this case. Evil empire 1 Link to comment https://gtaforums.com/topic/731875-memorable-quotes/page/7/#findComment-1071564516 Share on other sites More sharing options...
WanteD1 Posted February 23, 2022 Share Posted February 23, 2022 “If you can't trust a hooker to hold you through the night, who can you trust, eh? - Trevor Copcaller and VenusianDream 1 1 Link to comment https://gtaforums.com/topic/731875-memorable-quotes/page/7/#findComment-1071800749 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Badman_ Posted February 23, 2022 Share Posted February 23, 2022 (edited) "Woozie, I know you're blind man but you gotta see this". (Carl Johnson, CJ) Edited February 23, 2022 by Wolfman_ English. Ivan1997GTA and Copcaller 2 Link to comment https://gtaforums.com/topic/731875-memorable-quotes/page/7/#findComment-1071800839 Share on other sites More sharing options...
GhettoJesus Posted February 24, 2022 Share Posted February 24, 2022 Sticking with Woozie more or less. "You know I am black and not Chinese, right?" - CJ Copcaller 1 Link to comment https://gtaforums.com/topic/731875-memorable-quotes/page/7/#findComment-1071801468 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted February 24, 2022 Share Posted February 24, 2022 If there's one to name, it has to be this: Link to comment https://gtaforums.com/topic/731875-memorable-quotes/page/7/#findComment-1071801492 Share on other sites More sharing options...
SteelStallion Posted March 4, 2022 Share Posted March 4, 2022 "Listen, man... when I was a kid, swimming of the Santa Maria... I once got a condom stuck to my face!" Evil empire 1 Link to comment https://gtaforums.com/topic/731875-memorable-quotes/page/7/#findComment-1071806455 Share on other sites More sharing options...
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