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TheOneLibertonian

"So this is what the American dream feels like, this is the victory we longed for."

 

"There is no such thing as a new beginning, Roman. With every day we live, we pick up new baggage, baggage we must carry with us for the rest of our lives. There is no dropping and pretending we are fresh and clean, just because we get off a boat in a new place."

 

"Surviving is winning, Franklin. Everything else is bullsh*t. Fairy tales spun by people who are afraid to look life in the eye. Whatever it takes kid, survive."

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Payne Killer

Johnny K and Billy Grey during Clean and Serene:

 

Billy: "Your faith has gotta come first, Johnny."

 

Johnny: "Religion, Billy, religion. I gave up with faith."

 

Johnny K(while killing pigs) - YOUR LIVES DON'T MEAN sh*t TO ME!

 

Johnny K(while killing pigs) - PUT THIS IN YOUR f*ckING PAPERWORK

 

Johnny K(while killing pigs) - YOU f*ckING TESTED ME

 

Johnny K(while killing pigs) - LOOK WHAT YOU MADE ME DO

 

Johnny K(while killing pigs) - IS THAT WHAT YOU WANTED!? HUH!?

 

Johnny K(while killing pigs) - I'VE GOT MORE LEFT! COME ON

 

Johnny K(while killing pigs) - I AIN'T NEVER BEEN IN A FIGHT I DIDN'T LEARN SOMETHING FROM.

 

Johnny K(while killing pigs) - I'M AN ANGRY MOTHERf*ckER!

 

Johnny K(while killing pigs) - YOU THINK I'M A PUSSY!?

 

Johnny K(while killing pigs) - YOU LITTLE BITCH

 

Johnny K(while killing pigs) - LOOK WHAT YOU DID TO YOURSELVES YOU ASSHOLES

 

Johnny K(while killing pigs) - f*ck YOU

 

Johnny K(while killing pigs) - f*ck THIS

 

Johnny K(while killing pigs) - f*ck YOU ALL!

 

Johnny K(while killing pigs) - MOTHERf*ckERS!

 

Johnny K(while killing pigs) - IS THERE ANYONE LEFT!? IS THERE!?

 

Johnny K(while killing pigs) - THAT'S A GOOD DEATH FOR YOU!

 

Johnny K(while killing pigs) - GET UP AND FIGHT!

 

Johnny K(while killing pigs) - DON'T MAKE ME DO ANYMORE DAMAGE

 

Johnny K(while killing pigs) - QUIT BEING A BITCH AND TAKE IT!

 

Johnny K(while killing pigs) - YOU MADE ME DO IT!

 

Johnny K(while killing pigs) - I DON'T GIVE A f*ck, ASSHOLES!

 

Johnny K(while killing pigs) - YOU BETTER HOPE YOU KILL ME!

 

Johnny K(while killing pigs) - KILL ME OR f*ck OFF!

Edited by Payne Killer

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Eugene H. Krabs

This slight exchange between Niko and Gracie in Diamonds Are a Girl's Best Friend (if you fail the mission and then retry it):

 

Niko: Gracie, it's been too long. We should hang out more often.
Gracie: I'd rather see you hanging from a f*cking tree.

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JayKed20

"Sometimes you're better left in the dark kid" - The Truth

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3li0507

Show me that you got some big cojones, and not some little bitty chiquita ones.

 

I'll have two number 9, a number 9 large, a number 6 with extra dip, a number 7, two number 45s, one with cheese and a large soda.

Edited by Ken Kaneki

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Danie122

No one f*cks with my family!

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ms989

Officer Frank Tenpenny: I can sh*t on you from such a height, you'll think God himself took a crap on you.

 

 

Carl Johnson: Any last requests?
Officer Eddie Pulaski: Yeah... can I fu*k your sister?
Carl Johnson: You an asshole to the end. Punk motherf*cker.
[Carl is about to sneak inside of an aircraft carrier]
Mike Toreno: Okay, Carl. Once you get in, I cannot help you.
Carl Johnson: Can you help me now?
Mike Toreno: Um... no actually... no.
[reading a book called "Conspiracy Theory"]
Mike Toreno: This history is all wrong! It says that Hitler killed himself, and that we nuked Japan. Well... Whatever helps them sleep at night.
Mike Toreno: You know, after what you've done for me, it's like you're a pro now. I got double agents in Panama who want to put a price on your head. A Russian spy - a little, fat, Boris looking guy - he's asking for clearance to interrogate you, Russian style. Calipers on the genitals. Feels good, you'd like it.
Carl Johnson: That ain't nothing cool, man! Just leave me alone. You're bad news!
Mike Toreno: Don't worry about it. The Russians got bigger things to worry about than your genitals, believe me.
Mike Toreno: Ya see? Ya see? What did I tell you? It was a snap!
Pilot: Stolen aircraft; prepare to be vaporized!
Carl Johnson: Did you hear that?
Mike Toreno: 'Prepare to be vaporized' what a bunch of bullsh*t. Ignore them. They shoot at you and it's an international incident. You're not a British tank, so you should be fine.
Carl Johnson: For real?
Mike Toreno: Yeah, well, probably. Now make your way to the flotilla and sink the f*ckers!
(CJ destroys all the ships.)
Mike Toreno: You see? Child's play!
Carl Johnson: FU*K YOU, TORENO!!! I never want to go through this again! I think I'm gonna hurl...
Mike Toreno: Ooh, what a big whiner, you want some cheese with that wine? Hey, you were spectacular. You know what, I'm beginning to think my little Carl is a double agent. Oooh.
Carl Johnson: Shut up, Toreno. Where do you want this thing?
Mike Toreno: What thing? I don't know what you're talking about - you stole it. Got nothing to do with me, I don't know what you're talking about. See ya 'round.
Carl Johnson: Toreno? TORENO! sh*t!
Carl Johnson: [Toreno is calling CJ on his cell phone] Toreno?
Mike Toreno: Carl, learn to fly.
Carl Johnson: I'm on it, man, I swear!
Mike Toreno: "I'm on it, man, I swear" Same old broken record, Carl. But that's fine... because your brother's getting a new cell mate tonight ? Horse Cock Harry. And I'm sending a present, little wedding present - a big tube of lube.
Carl Johnson: sh*t, dude, okay! Okay! I swear, man, I'm gonna be the best pilot!
Mike Toreno: I'd love to hear you, Carl, I can't hear you. All I can hear is your brother's love cries as 8 kilometers of cock find its way up his ass. "Aaooowww? That's your brother, okay? No big problem.
Carl Johnson: Wait! Please, man!
Mike Toreno: That was my last motivational speech, understand? Am I being too spiritual for you, Carl?
Carl Johnson: OK, man, I get the message.

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MostWantedMVP

Tommy Vercetti: Dumb. Florida. Moron

 

Carl Johnson: Ah sh*t, here we go again

 

Tony Prince: I've done a deal with the wrong devil, man.

 

Niko Bellic: So this is what the dream feels like, this is the victory we longed for.

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jaljax

GTA LCS Pedestrian: "I've got a date with a cheese deluxe"

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Francesco Bonomo

Vlad: sh*t, my nose is bleeding. Is my nose bleeding?

Niko: No. Not yet.

Vlad: f*ck face.

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Mattineu

Cesar: Well Yeah, you want to make something, a little money?

CJ: "Does the pope sh*t's in the Woods?"

Cesar: I don't know, but if you want a Little Extra, there's plenty money to be made racing.

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CoolMods

Big Smoke : i'l have two number 9's, a number 9 large, a number 6 with extra dip, a number 7, two number 45's, one with cheese and a large soda.

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Paisan™

Roman: Terrorists!

Niko: What?

Roman: f*ckING TERRORISTS!

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KingAJ032304
On 8/17/2014 at 6:05 AM, Andreas said:

"I see nothing but good things for you, my boy." from Salvatore Leone is easily the most memorable quote of the entire series.

Reminds me of Bully...

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Nazadup

"Down with a frown, on the town, a sad clown. AHAHAHAHA" Loc, OG

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JC_HUMBLE

"The same things that makes us laugh, makes us cry" Big Smoke 

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MostWantedMVP

I poke my head out of the gutter for one freakin' second, and fate shovels sh*t in my face.

 

- Go get some sleep.

 

What are you going to do?

 

- I'll drop by your office tomorrow and we can start sorting this mess out.

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The Eddo

Vincenzo: "But as you're still here, you know, I'm not seeing any money coming in from that dealer. You know why?"

Toni: "Enlighten me."

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The Eddo

"We're on a mission here! A mission to bring hip-hop and prevalent weather information, to yo' dumb ass!" - Forth Right MC

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CasMusThai

You forget a thousand things everyday, pal. Make sure this is one of em

 

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tranceking26

This should be obvious to anyone who sees my avatar etc

 

"But I'm a f*cking raspberry"

 

Bloody Maccer lol 

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Auditore

CARL

You do know im black right?

 

WOOZIE

Im blind Carl not stupid

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José_Sócrates

Remember, I'm the monkey, and you're the cheesegrater.

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KingAJ032304
On 6/5/2019 at 12:54 PM, José_Sócrates said:

Remember, I'm the monkey, and you're the cheesegrater.

Only a very select few will get this haha

 

Hey haroozu! I got a warning for from Bald Man Sonetti. Cross him again, I'll stick a gun up you ass and blow you ******* eyeballs out! Capiche?

 

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Mattineu
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Evil empire

San Andreas

 

Pilot: There he is, shoot him!

Co-Pilot: Why do I have to do all of the shooting?!

Pilot: Because I'm a pacifist! Kill him!

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