TheOneLibertonian 4,296 Posted December 29, 2017 "So this is what the American dream feels like, this is the victory we longed for." "There is no such thing as a new beginning, Roman. With every day we live, we pick up new baggage, baggage we must carry with us for the rest of our lives. There is no dropping and pretending we are fresh and clean, just because we get off a boat in a new place." "Surviving is winning, Franklin. Everything else is bullsh*t. Fairy tales spun by people who are afraid to look life in the eye. Whatever it takes kid, survive." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Payne Killer 7,744 Posted December 29, 2017 (edited) Johnny K and Billy Grey during Clean and Serene: Billy: "Your faith has gotta come first, Johnny." Johnny: "Religion, Billy, religion. I gave up with faith." Johnny K(while killing pigs) - YOUR LIVES DON'T MEAN sh*t TO ME! Johnny K(while killing pigs) - PUT THIS IN YOUR f*ckING PAPERWORK Johnny K(while killing pigs) - YOU f*ckING TESTED ME Johnny K(while killing pigs) - LOOK WHAT YOU MADE ME DO Johnny K(while killing pigs) - IS THAT WHAT YOU WANTED!? HUH!? Johnny K(while killing pigs) - I'VE GOT MORE LEFT! COME ON Johnny K(while killing pigs) - I AIN'T NEVER BEEN IN A FIGHT I DIDN'T LEARN SOMETHING FROM. Johnny K(while killing pigs) - I'M AN ANGRY MOTHERf*ckER! Johnny K(while killing pigs) - YOU THINK I'M A PUSSY!? Johnny K(while killing pigs) - YOU LITTLE BITCH Johnny K(while killing pigs) - LOOK WHAT YOU DID TO YOURSELVES YOU ASSHOLES Johnny K(while killing pigs) - f*ck YOU Johnny K(while killing pigs) - f*ck THIS Johnny K(while killing pigs) - f*ck YOU ALL! Johnny K(while killing pigs) - MOTHERf*ckERS! Johnny K(while killing pigs) - IS THERE ANYONE LEFT!? IS THERE!? Johnny K(while killing pigs) - THAT'S A GOOD DEATH FOR YOU! Johnny K(while killing pigs) - GET UP AND FIGHT! Johnny K(while killing pigs) - DON'T MAKE ME DO ANYMORE DAMAGE Johnny K(while killing pigs) - QUIT BEING A BITCH AND TAKE IT! Johnny K(while killing pigs) - YOU MADE ME DO IT! Johnny K(while killing pigs) - I DON'T GIVE A f*ck, ASSHOLES! Johnny K(while killing pigs) - YOU BETTER HOPE YOU KILL ME! Johnny K(while killing pigs) - KILL ME OR f*ck OFF! Edited January 7, 2018 by Payne Killer Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Eugene H. Krabs 2,303 Posted December 30, 2017 This slight exchange between Niko and Gracie in Diamonds Are a Girl's Best Friend (if you fail the mission and then retry it): Niko: Gracie, it's been too long. We should hang out more often. Gracie: I'd rather see you hanging from a f*cking tree. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JayKed20 83 Posted December 30, 2017 "Sometimes you're better left in the dark kid" - The Truth Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
3li0507 189 Posted January 3, 2018 (edited) Show me that you got some big cojones, and not some little bitty chiquita ones. I'll have two number 9, a number 9 large, a number 6 with extra dip, a number 7, two number 45s, one with cheese and a large soda. Edited January 3, 2018 by Ken Kaneki Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Danie122 36 Posted February 3, 2018 No one f*cks with my family! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ms989 1 Posted February 5, 2018 Officer Frank Tenpenny: I can sh*t on you from such a height, you'll think God himself took a crap on you. Carl Johnson: Any last requests? Officer Eddie Pulaski: Yeah... can I fu*k your sister? Carl Johnson: You an asshole to the end. Punk motherf*cker. [Carl is about to sneak inside of an aircraft carrier] Mike Toreno: Okay, Carl. Once you get in, I cannot help you. Carl Johnson: Can you help me now? Mike Toreno: Um... no actually... no. [reading a book called "Conspiracy Theory"] Mike Toreno: This history is all wrong! It says that Hitler killed himself, and that we nuked Japan. Well... Whatever helps them sleep at night. Mike Toreno: You know, after what you've done for me, it's like you're a pro now. I got double agents in Panama who want to put a price on your head. A Russian spy - a little, fat, Boris looking guy - he's asking for clearance to interrogate you, Russian style. Calipers on the genitals. Feels good, you'd like it. Carl Johnson: That ain't nothing cool, man! Just leave me alone. You're bad news! Mike Toreno: Don't worry about it. The Russians got bigger things to worry about than your genitals, believe me. Mike Toreno: Ya see? Ya see? What did I tell you? It was a snap! Pilot: Stolen aircraft; prepare to be vaporized! Carl Johnson: Did you hear that? Mike Toreno: 'Prepare to be vaporized' what a bunch of bullsh*t. Ignore them. They shoot at you and it's an international incident. You're not a British tank, so you should be fine. Carl Johnson: For real? Mike Toreno: Yeah, well, probably. Now make your way to the flotilla and sink the f*ckers! (CJ destroys all the ships.) Mike Toreno: You see? Child's play! Carl Johnson: FU*K YOU, TORENO!!! I never want to go through this again! I think I'm gonna hurl... Mike Toreno: Ooh, what a big whiner, you want some cheese with that wine? Hey, you were spectacular. You know what, I'm beginning to think my little Carl is a double agent. Oooh. Carl Johnson: Shut up, Toreno. Where do you want this thing? Mike Toreno: What thing? I don't know what you're talking about - you stole it. Got nothing to do with me, I don't know what you're talking about. See ya 'round. Carl Johnson: Toreno? TORENO! sh*t! Carl Johnson: [Toreno is calling CJ on his cell phone] Toreno? Mike Toreno: Carl, learn to fly. Carl Johnson: I'm on it, man, I swear! Mike Toreno: "I'm on it, man, I swear" Same old broken record, Carl. But that's fine... because your brother's getting a new cell mate tonight ? Horse Cock Harry. And I'm sending a present, little wedding present - a big tube of lube. Carl Johnson: sh*t, dude, okay! Okay! I swear, man, I'm gonna be the best pilot! Mike Toreno: I'd love to hear you, Carl, I can't hear you. All I can hear is your brother's love cries as 8 kilometers of cock find its way up his ass. "Aaooowww? That's your brother, okay? No big problem. Carl Johnson: Wait! Please, man! Mike Toreno: That was my last motivational speech, understand? Am I being too spiritual for you, Carl? Carl Johnson: OK, man, I get the message. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
MostWantedMVP 8,251 Posted February 8, 2018 Tommy Vercetti: Dumb. Florida. Moron Carl Johnson: Ah sh*t, here we go again Tony Prince: I've done a deal with the wrong devil, man. Niko Bellic: So this is what the dream feels like, this is the victory we longed for. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jaljax 855 Posted February 9, 2018 GTA LCS Pedestrian: "I've got a date with a cheese deluxe" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Francesco Bonomo 45 Posted February 9, 2018 Vlad: sh*t, my nose is bleeding. Is my nose bleeding? Niko: No. Not yet. Vlad: f*ck face. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Mattineu 204 Posted February 11, 2018 Cesar: Well Yeah, you want to make something, a little money? CJ: "Does the pope sh*t's in the Woods?" Cesar: I don't know, but if you want a Little Extra, there's plenty money to be made racing. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
CoolMods 790 Posted February 11, 2018 Big Smoke : i'l have two number 9's, a number 9 large, a number 6 with extra dip, a number 7, two number 45's, one with cheese and a large soda. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Paisan™ 615 Posted February 11, 2018 Roman: Terrorists! Niko: What? Roman: f*ckING TERRORISTS! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
KingAJ032304 262 Posted May 3 On 8/17/2014 at 6:05 AM, Andreas said: "I see nothing but good things for you, my boy." from Salvatore Leone is easily the most memorable quote of the entire series. Reminds me of Bully... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Nazadup 29 Posted May 9 "Down with a frown, on the town, a sad clown. AHAHAHAHA" Loc, OG Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JC_HUMBLE 667 Posted May 12 "The same things that makes us laugh, makes us cry" Big Smoke Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
MostWantedMVP 8,251 Posted May 12 I poke my head out of the gutter for one freakin' second, and fate shovels sh*t in my face. - Go get some sleep. What are you going to do? - I'll drop by your office tomorrow and we can start sorting this mess out. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The Eddo 856 Posted May 13 Vincenzo: "But as you're still here, you know, I'm not seeing any money coming in from that dealer. You know why?" Toni: "Enlighten me." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The Eddo 856 Posted May 17 "We're on a mission here! A mission to bring hip-hop and prevalent weather information, to yo' dumb ass!" - Forth Right MC Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
CasMusThai 27 Posted May 28 You forget a thousand things everyday, pal. Make sure this is one of em Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
tranceking26 1,223 Posted May 29 This should be obvious to anyone who sees my avatar etc "But I'm a f*cking raspberry" Bloody Maccer lol Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Auditore 3,114 Posted June 5 CARL You do know im black right? WOOZIE Im blind Carl not stupid Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
José_Sócrates 99 Posted June 5 Remember, I'm the monkey, and you're the cheesegrater. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
KingAJ032304 262 Posted June 13 On 6/5/2019 at 12:54 PM, José_Sócrates said: Remember, I'm the monkey, and you're the cheesegrater. Only a very select few will get this haha Hey haroozu! I got a warning for from Bald Man Sonetti. Cross him again, I'll stick a gun up you ass and blow you ******* eyeballs out! Capiche? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Mattineu 204 Posted June 15 (edited) Edited June 15 by Mattineu Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Evil empire 1,810 Posted June 16 San Andreas Pilot: There he is, shoot him! Co-Pilot: Why do I have to do all of the shooting?! Pilot: Because I'm a pacifist! Kill him! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
