TheOneLibertonian 4,249 Posted December 29, 2017 Share Posted December 29, 2017 "So this is what the American dream feels like, this is the victory we longed for." "There is no such thing as a new beginning, Roman. With every day we live, we pick up new baggage, baggage we must carry with us for the rest of our lives. There is no dropping and pretending we are fresh and clean, just because we get off a boat in a new place." "Surviving is winning, Franklin. Everything else is bullsh*t. Fairy tales spun by people who are afraid to look life in the eye. Whatever it takes kid, survive." Link to post Share on other sites
Payne Killer 7,783 Posted December 29, 2017 Share Posted December 29, 2017 (edited) Johnny K and Billy Grey during Clean and Serene: Billy: "Your faith has gotta come first, Johnny." Johnny: "Religion, Billy, religion. I gave up with faith." Johnny K(while killing pigs) - YOUR LIVES DON'T MEAN sh*t TO ME! Johnny K(while killing pigs) - PUT THIS IN YOUR f*ckING PAPERWORK Johnny K(while killing pigs) - YOU f*ckING TESTED ME Johnny K(while killing pigs) - LOOK WHAT YOU MADE ME DO Johnny K(while killing pigs) - IS THAT WHAT YOU WANTED!? HUH!? Johnny K(while killing pigs) - I'VE GOT MORE LEFT! COME ON Johnny K(while killing pigs) - I AIN'T NEVER BEEN IN A FIGHT I DIDN'T LEARN SOMETHING FROM. Johnny K(while killing pigs) - I'M AN ANGRY MOTHERf*ckER! Johnny K(while killing pigs) - YOU THINK I'M A PUSSY!? Johnny K(while killing pigs) - YOU LITTLE BITCH Johnny K(while killing pigs) - LOOK WHAT YOU DID TO YOURSELVES YOU ASSHOLES Johnny K(while killing pigs) - f*ck YOU Johnny K(while killing pigs) - f*ck THIS Johnny K(while killing pigs) - f*ck YOU ALL! Johnny K(while killing pigs) - MOTHERf*ckERS! Johnny K(while killing pigs) - IS THERE ANYONE LEFT!? IS THERE!? Johnny K(while killing pigs) - THAT'S A GOOD DEATH FOR YOU! Johnny K(while killing pigs) - GET UP AND FIGHT! Johnny K(while killing pigs) - DON'T MAKE ME DO ANYMORE DAMAGE Johnny K(while killing pigs) - QUIT BEING A BITCH AND TAKE IT! Johnny K(while killing pigs) - YOU MADE ME DO IT! Johnny K(while killing pigs) - I DON'T GIVE A f*ck, ASSHOLES! Johnny K(while killing pigs) - YOU BETTER HOPE YOU KILL ME! Johnny K(while killing pigs) - KILL ME OR f*ck OFF! Edited January 7, 2018 by Payne Killer Eugene H. Krabs, Mister Kay, gooeyhole and 2 others 5 Link to post Share on other sites
Eugene H. Krabs 2,592 Posted December 30, 2017 Share Posted December 30, 2017 This slight exchange between Niko and Gracie in Diamonds Are a Girl's Best Friend (if you fail the mission and then retry it): Niko: Gracie, it's been too long. We should hang out more often. Gracie: I'd rather see you hanging from a f*cking tree. Prasdana21 1 Link to post Share on other sites
JayKed20 112 Posted December 30, 2017 Share Posted December 30, 2017 "Sometimes you're better left in the dark kid" - The Truth DR:BUSTA 1 Link to post Share on other sites
BeyondTheVeilOfDeath 257 Posted January 3, 2018 Share Posted January 3, 2018 (edited) Show me that you got some big cojones, and not some little bitty chiquita ones. I'll have two number 9, a number 9 large, a number 6 with extra dip, a number 7, two number 45s, one with cheese and a large soda. Edited January 3, 2018 by Ken Kaneki Link to post Share on other sites
Danie122 37 Posted February 3, 2018 Share Posted February 3, 2018 No one f*cks with my family! Link to post Share on other sites
ms989 3 Posted February 5, 2018 Share Posted February 5, 2018 Officer Frank Tenpenny: I can sh*t on you from such a height, you'll think God himself took a crap on you. Carl Johnson: Any last requests? Officer Eddie Pulaski: Yeah... can I fu*k your sister? Carl Johnson: You an asshole to the end. Punk motherf*cker. [Carl is about to sneak inside of an aircraft carrier] Mike Toreno: Okay, Carl. Once you get in, I cannot help you. Carl Johnson: Can you help me now? Mike Toreno: Um... no actually... no. [reading a book called "Conspiracy Theory"] Mike Toreno: This history is all wrong! It says that Hitler killed himself, and that we nuked Japan. Well... Whatever helps them sleep at night. Mike Toreno: You know, after what you've done for me, it's like you're a pro now. I got double agents in Panama who want to put a price on your head. A Russian spy - a little, fat, Boris looking guy - he's asking for clearance to interrogate you, Russian style. Calipers on the genitals. Feels good, you'd like it. Carl Johnson: That ain't nothing cool, man! Just leave me alone. You're bad news! Mike Toreno: Don't worry about it. The Russians got bigger things to worry about than your genitals, believe me. Mike Toreno: Ya see? Ya see? What did I tell you? It was a snap! Pilot: Stolen aircraft; prepare to be vaporized! Carl Johnson: Did you hear that? Mike Toreno: 'Prepare to be vaporized' what a bunch of bullsh*t. Ignore them. They shoot at you and it's an international incident. You're not a British tank, so you should be fine. Carl Johnson: For real? Mike Toreno: Yeah, well, probably. Now make your way to the flotilla and sink the f*ckers! (CJ destroys all the ships.) Mike Toreno: You see? Child's play! Carl Johnson: FU*K YOU, TORENO!!! I never want to go through this again! I think I'm gonna hurl... Mike Toreno: Ooh, what a big whiner, you want some cheese with that wine? Hey, you were spectacular. You know what, I'm beginning to think my little Carl is a double agent. Oooh. Carl Johnson: Shut up, Toreno. Where do you want this thing? Mike Toreno: What thing? I don't know what you're talking about - you stole it. Got nothing to do with me, I don't know what you're talking about. See ya 'round. Carl Johnson: Toreno? TORENO! sh*t! Carl Johnson: [Toreno is calling CJ on his cell phone] Toreno? Mike Toreno: Carl, learn to fly. Carl Johnson: I'm on it, man, I swear! Mike Toreno: "I'm on it, man, I swear" Same old broken record, Carl. But that's fine... because your brother's getting a new cell mate tonight ? Horse Cock Harry. And I'm sending a present, little wedding present - a big tube of lube. Carl Johnson: sh*t, dude, okay! Okay! I swear, man, I'm gonna be the best pilot! Mike Toreno: I'd love to hear you, Carl, I can't hear you. All I can hear is your brother's love cries as 8 kilometers of cock find its way up his ass. "Aaooowww? That's your brother, okay? No big problem. Carl Johnson: Wait! Please, man! Mike Toreno: That was my last motivational speech, understand? Am I being too spiritual for you, Carl? Carl Johnson: OK, man, I get the message. Am Shaegar and DR:BUSTA 2 Link to post Share on other sites
MostWantedMVP 9,332 Posted February 8, 2018 Share Posted February 8, 2018 Tommy Vercetti: Dumb. Florida. Moron Carl Johnson: Ah sh*t, here we go again Tony Prince: I've done a deal with the wrong devil, man. Niko Bellic: So this is what the dream feels like, this is the victory we longed for. KingAJ032304 1 Link to post Share on other sites
jaljax 903 Posted February 9, 2018 Share Posted February 9, 2018 GTA LCS Pedestrian: "I've got a date with a cheese deluxe" Link to post Share on other sites
Francesco Bonomo 179 Posted February 9, 2018 Share Posted February 9, 2018 Vlad: sh*t, my nose is bleeding. Is my nose bleeding? Niko: No. Not yet. Vlad: f*ck face. Link to post Share on other sites
Mattineu 690 Posted February 11, 2018 Share Posted February 11, 2018 Cesar: Well Yeah, you want to make something, a little money? CJ: "Does the pope sh*t's in the Woods?" Cesar: I don't know, but if you want a Little Extra, there's plenty money to be made racing. Link to post Share on other sites
Shogun Pacino 836 Posted February 11, 2018 Share Posted February 11, 2018 Big Smoke : i'l have two number 9's, a number 9 large, a number 6 with extra dip, a number 7, two number 45's, one with cheese and a large soda. Link to post Share on other sites
Paisan™ 676 Posted February 11, 2018 Share Posted February 11, 2018 Roman: Terrorists! Niko: What? Roman: f*ckING TERRORISTS! Jeansowaty and DR:BUSTA 2 Link to post Share on other sites
KingAJ032304 834 Posted May 3, 2019 Share Posted May 3, 2019 On 8/17/2014 at 6:05 AM, Andreas said: "I see nothing but good things for you, my boy." from Salvatore Leone is easily the most memorable quote of the entire series. Reminds me of Bully... Link to post Share on other sites
Nazadup 35 Posted May 9, 2019 Share Posted May 9, 2019 "Down with a frown, on the town, a sad clown. AHAHAHAHA" Loc, OG Link to post Share on other sites
TheJesus1996 1,856 Posted May 12, 2019 Share Posted May 12, 2019 "The same things that makes us laugh, makes us cry" Big Smoke Inttelix 1 Link to post Share on other sites
MostWantedMVP 9,332 Posted May 12, 2019 Share Posted May 12, 2019 I poke my head out of the gutter for one freakin' second, and fate shovels sh*t in my face. - Go get some sleep. What are you going to do? - I'll drop by your office tomorrow and we can start sorting this mess out. Link to post Share on other sites
Staunton Assassin 2,912 Posted May 13, 2019 Share Posted May 13, 2019 Vincenzo: "But as you're still here, you know, I'm not seeing any money coming in from that dealer. You know why?" Toni: "Enlighten me." Link to post Share on other sites
Staunton Assassin 2,912 Posted May 17, 2019 Share Posted May 17, 2019 "We're on a mission here! A mission to bring hip-hop and prevalent weather information, to yo' dumb ass!" - Forth Right MC Link to post Share on other sites
CasMusThai 38 Posted May 28, 2019 Share Posted May 28, 2019 You forget a thousand things everyday, pal. Make sure this is one of em TheSantader25 1 Link to post Share on other sites
tranceking26 1,243 Posted May 29, 2019 Share Posted May 29, 2019 This should be obvious to anyone who sees my avatar etc "But I'm a f*cking raspberry" Bloody Maccer lol Link to post Share on other sites
Auditore 4,175 Posted June 5, 2019 Share Posted June 5, 2019 CARL You do know im black right? WOOZIE Im blind Carl not stupid billiejoearmstrong8, TheSantader25, Evil empire and 1 other 4 Link to post Share on other sites
José_Sócrates 208 Posted June 5, 2019 Share Posted June 5, 2019 Remember, I'm the monkey, and you're the cheesegrater. KingAJ032304 and Jeansowaty 2 Link to post Share on other sites
KingAJ032304 834 Posted June 13, 2019 Share Posted June 13, 2019 On 6/5/2019 at 12:54 PM, José_Sócrates said: Remember, I'm the monkey, and you're the cheesegrater. Only a very select few will get this haha Hey haroozu! I got a warning for from Bald Man Sonetti. Cross him again, I'll stick a gun up you ass and blow you ******* eyeballs out! Capiche? Jeansowaty 1 Link to post Share on other sites
Mattineu 690 Posted June 15, 2019 Share Posted June 15, 2019 (edited) Edited June 15, 2019 by Mattineu Link to post Share on other sites
Evil empire 2,773 Posted June 16, 2019 Share Posted June 16, 2019 San Andreas Pilot: There he is, shoot him! Co-Pilot: Why do I have to do all of the shooting?! Pilot: Because I'm a pacifist! Kill him! Link to post Share on other sites
dimond25 3 Posted December 24, 2020 Share Posted December 24, 2020 (edited) On 8/17/2014 at 2:03 PM, FIBagent said: "bitch" Edited December 24, 2020 by dimond25 Link to post Share on other sites
Evil empire 2,773 Posted December 24, 2020 Share Posted December 24, 2020 GTA San Andreas Mike Andrews: Poor people, stop complaining! Start living! You can’t take the money with you when you die! Even I can’t! Man: He’s changed millions of lives with his book, "Rags are Riches." This all-day seminar features workshops on: cooking potatoes, dumpster diving, huffing paint, bathing alternatives, and pharmaceutical baking! Mike: Instead of complaining about being poor, lady, enjoy it! Woman: Mike, I can’t feed my kids! And the rent’s due! Mike: Whoh, bitch! Settle it down! Are you saying this ain’t the greatest country in the world? Woman: I can't... Mike: Wait! Hold on, hold on, wait- Everyone! U - S - A! Crowd and Mike: U - S - A! U - S - A! Link to post Share on other sites
Lucas wester 241 Posted December 24, 2020 Share Posted December 24, 2020 everything big smoke ever said Link to post Share on other sites
Inttelix 273 Posted December 25, 2020 Share Posted December 25, 2020 My Mother's My Sister... Link to post Share on other sites
