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Nico

Memorable quotes.

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Nico

Title says all.

 

Before creating this I tried searching other threads about funny or legendary quotes, and found some ones but each one encompassing phrases from a specific game. And this, with no replies.

 

So, here we go.

 

"Morality is what I say it's right, and in-morality is what I say it's wrong. You gotta understand this."

Man, I'll never forget that one.

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TheGoodSgtScooter

It's the last dance for Lance Vance!

Edited by TheGoodSgtScooter

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Vanto

 

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Mr_Leone

Let's teach these would be tough guys what it means to be a tough guy!

Edited by Mr_Leone

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PhoGarrett

You forgot a thousand things everyday, make sure this quote isn't one of them.

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Biker_J

And Remember! Respect is everything!

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AdusPL

"Hallelujah! Another soul saved!"

and

"Damnation! No donation, no salvation!"

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Andreas

"I see nothing but good things for you, my boy." from Salvatore Leone is easily the most memorable quote of the entire series.

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polaris23

Anything said in GTA 3's Chatterbox, when Lazlow was the Man.

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CriticalCrox

"Same things make us laugh, make us cry." - Big Smoke

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Lowi

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Aly Zaroon

Umberto: You some kind of tough guy, you dress like a woman? You got on panties like a woman too, huh?

Tommy: What you got against women? You prefer men, big boy?

Umberto: I like women! I like all women! I love my mother, chico!

Tommy: Alright, alright, I'll take your word for it. Relax.

Umberto: Can you drive, amigo?

Tommy: Yeah... like a woman.

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Kafonix

Cousin! Let's go bowling!

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lol232

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Trademark

Anything Niko said, really.

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Tyla

"Nobody does whatever they want, Umberto - they do what you let them do."

"Who the hell does this guy think he is? Now I gotta dress like a chump as well as hang out with him? I *like* this shirt."

"Dumb - Florida - Morons."

"The more we learn now, the less we have to learn when we take this town over!"

"The last thing I needed was this. Maybe the last thing I needed was an enema, but this comes close."

 

- The wit and wisdom of Tommy Vercetti.

 

"If it wasn't me, it would just be somebody else. So it might as well be me."

 

- Jon Gravelli.

"I manage to avoid prison and I'm still ass to cock with a dude."

 

- Billy Grey.

"I went into a situation full of optimism, full of naivete. I got burnt. Look at me: like smack on a f*cking spoon."

 

- Derrick McReary.

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Son of Zeus

'Does the pope sh*t in the woods?'

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FIBagent

"bitch"

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Breaking Bad

Tommy: Is this me?
Guy: Nice ass baby!

8-Ball: I know a place on the edge of the Red Light District where we can lay low, but my hands are all messed up, so you better drive, brother.

Smoke: I'll have two number 9s, a number 9 large, a number 6 with extra dip, a number 7, two number 45s, one with cheese, and a large soda. :lol:

 

Michael: You, Trevor, are the proto-hipster!

 

And not many people will mention this one, but I think it was the funniest thing Franklin said.

 

Franklin: Ain't you a bit young for the pipe, slippers, and starin' at a f*ckin' sunset?

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iCynical1018

"Mmmmm..Nice bike"

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WildBrick142

"..." - Claude

But to be serious,

"Every dog has it's day." - Uncle Leone

 

"Tenpenny, you motherf*cking piece of sh*t! I ain't letting you get away with all you've done!" - Sweet

 

"When you're done I'm gonna own this town. It's the American dream. And it's all because of you, Vic. You're a hero..." - Ricardo Diaz

"So... this is what the dream feels like. This is the victory we longed for." - Niko Bellic

"Alright, you wanna live? Tell me you wanna live. We'll work this out." - Michael Townley

 

Edited by WildBrick142

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Phoenixaz

"Grove Street. Home. Atleast it was before i f...ed everything up."

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Cevanno01

Vlad:You know for dumb yokel you really funny guy. Niko:Yes and for an annoying dick, you're really an annoying dick.

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Queen Elizabeth II

My mother's my sister.

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Severe

And not many people will mention this one, but I think it was the funniest thing Franklin said.

 

Franklin: Ain't you a bit young for the pipe, slippers, and starin' at a f*ckin' sunset?

 

I think that whole conversation was pretty damn great and really nicely acted from Ned Luke.

 

"I guess I never saw myself as just a f*cking pest."

"Then today's lesson is all about humility. Tomorrow we'll try a training montage."

"Training what?"

 

and

 

"Maybe I'm here because I'm just an idiot who thinks that imported palm trees are a good substitute for not really knowing what the f*ck you're doing on this earth."

 

And it seems I'm one of the few who liked Lamar, so...

 

"Your auntie Denise, with all dat ass, nigga, she got ass."

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Payne Killer

This is what the dream feels like, this is the victory we longed for. - Niko bellic

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DaWiesel

"Every dog has it's day." - Uncle Leone

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don ovdi' island

Anything from VCPR's Pressing Issues with Maurice Chavez

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Johnny_D

Sonny: So Tommy, what was the big plan? You think I was gonna take the fake cash, save face, and walk away with my tail between my legs?

Tommy: No. I just wanted to piss you off before I killed you.

 

Not technically a sentence quote, but sure is definition of manliness, this is why I love Vice City.

Edited by Johnny_D

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