Nico 3,685 Posted August 17, 2014 Title says all. Before creating this I tried searching other threads about funny or legendary quotes, and found some ones but each one encompassing phrases from a specific game. And this, with no replies. So, here we go. "Morality is what I say it's right, and in-morality is what I say it's wrong. You gotta understand this." Man, I'll never forget that one. 1 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TheGoodSgtScooter 5,611 Posted August 17, 2014 (edited) It's the last dance for Lance Vance! Edited August 17, 2014 by TheGoodSgtScooter 1 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Mr_Leone 1,597 Posted August 17, 2014 (edited) Let's teach these would be tough guys what it means to be a tough guy! Edited August 17, 2014 by Mr_Leone 2 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
PhoGarrett 2,729 Posted August 17, 2014 You forgot a thousand things everyday, make sure this quote isn't one of them. 6 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Biker_J 373 Posted August 17, 2014 And Remember! Respect is everything! 4 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
AdusPL 3,709 Posted August 17, 2014 "Hallelujah! Another soul saved!" and "Damnation! No donation, no salvation!" 2 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Andreas 5,798 Posted August 17, 2014 "I see nothing but good things for you, my boy." from Salvatore Leone is easily the most memorable quote of the entire series. 3 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
polaris23 890 Posted August 17, 2014 Anything said in GTA 3's Chatterbox, when Lazlow was the Man. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
CriticalCrox 148 Posted August 17, 2014 "Same things make us laugh, make us cry." - Big Smoke 2 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Aly Zaroon 55 Posted August 17, 2014 Umberto: You some kind of tough guy, you dress like a woman? You got on panties like a woman too, huh? Tommy: What you got against women? You prefer men, big boy? Umberto: I like women! I like all women! I love my mother, chico! Tommy: Alright, alright, I'll take your word for it. Relax. Umberto: Can you drive, amigo? Tommy: Yeah... like a woman. 8 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Kafonix 857 Posted August 17, 2014 Cousin! Let's go bowling! 1 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Trademark 611 Posted August 17, 2014 Anything Niko said, really. 8 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Tyla 1,584 Posted August 17, 2014 "Nobody does whatever they want, Umberto - they do what you let them do." "Who the hell does this guy think he is? Now I gotta dress like a chump as well as hang out with him? I *like* this shirt." "Dumb - Florida - Morons." "The more we learn now, the less we have to learn when we take this town over!" "The last thing I needed was this. Maybe the last thing I needed was an enema, but this comes close." - The wit and wisdom of Tommy Vercetti. "If it wasn't me, it would just be somebody else. So it might as well be me." - Jon Gravelli. "I manage to avoid prison and I'm still ass to cock with a dude." - Billy Grey. "I went into a situation full of optimism, full of naivete. I got burnt. Look at me: like smack on a f*cking spoon." - Derrick McReary. 5 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Son of Zeus 3,031 Posted August 17, 2014 'Does the pope sh*t in the woods?' 4 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Billy Russo Posted August 17, 2014 Tommy: Is this me?Guy: Nice ass baby!8-Ball: I know a place on the edge of the Red Light District where we can lay low, but my hands are all messed up, so you better drive, brother.Smoke: I'll have two number 9s, a number 9 large, a number 6 with extra dip, a number 7, two number 45s, one with cheese, and a large soda. Michael: You, Trevor, are the proto-hipster! And not many people will mention this one, but I think it was the funniest thing Franklin said. Franklin: Ain't you a bit young for the pipe, slippers, and starin' at a f*ckin' sunset? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
iCynical1018 187 Posted August 17, 2014 "Mmmmm..Nice bike" 9 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
WildBrick142 23,871 Posted August 17, 2014 (edited) "..." - Claude But to be serious,"Every dog has it's day." - Uncle Leone "Tenpenny, you motherf*cking piece of sh*t! I ain't letting you get away with all you've done!" - Sweet "When you're done I'm gonna own this town. It's the American dream. And it's all because of you, Vic. You're a hero..." - Ricardo Diaz"So... this is what the dream feels like. This is the victory we longed for." - Niko Bellic"Alright, you wanna live? Tell me you wanna live. We'll work this out." - Michael Townley Edited August 17, 2014 by WildBrick142 5 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Phoenixaz 14 Posted August 17, 2014 "Grove Street. Home. Atleast it was before i f...ed everything up." 5 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Cevanno01 22 Posted August 17, 2014 Vlad:You know for dumb yokel you really funny guy. Niko:Yes and for an annoying dick, you're really an annoying dick. 7 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Queen Elizabeth II 3,227 Posted August 17, 2014 My mother's my sister. 4 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Severe 131 Posted August 17, 2014 And not many people will mention this one, but I think it was the funniest thing Franklin said. Franklin: Ain't you a bit young for the pipe, slippers, and starin' at a f*ckin' sunset? I think that whole conversation was pretty damn great and really nicely acted from Ned Luke. "I guess I never saw myself as just a f*cking pest." "Then today's lesson is all about humility. Tomorrow we'll try a training montage." "Training what?" and "Maybe I'm here because I'm just an idiot who thinks that imported palm trees are a good substitute for not really knowing what the f*ck you're doing on this earth." And it seems I'm one of the few who liked Lamar, so... "Your auntie Denise, with all dat ass, nigga, she got ass." 4 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Payne Killer 7,795 Posted August 17, 2014 This is what the dream feels like, this is the victory we longed for. - Niko bellic 3 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DaWiesel 1,623 Posted August 17, 2014 "Every dog has it's day." - Uncle Leone Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
don ovdi' island 1,741 Posted August 17, 2014 Anything from VCPR's Pressing Issues with Maurice Chavez 4 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Johnny_D 129 Posted August 17, 2014 (edited) Sonny: So Tommy, what was the big plan? You think I was gonna take the fake cash, save face, and walk away with my tail between my legs? Tommy: No. I just wanted to piss you off before I killed you. Not technically a sentence quote, but sure is definition of manliness, this is why I love Vice City. Edited August 17, 2014 by Johnny_D 3 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
