Nico Posted August 17, 2014 Share Posted August 17, 2014 Title says all. Before creating this I tried searching other threads about funny or legendary quotes, and found some ones but each one encompassing phrases from a specific game. And this, with no replies. So, here we go. "Morality is what I say it's right, and in-morality is what I say it's wrong. You gotta understand this." Man, I'll never forget that one. Xyn 1 Did you see the frightened ones? Did you hear the falling bombs? Did you ever wonder... ...why we had to run for shelter when the promise of a brave new world unfurled beneath a clear blue sky? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheGoodSgtScooter Posted August 17, 2014 Share Posted August 17, 2014 (edited) It's the last dance for Lance Vance! Edited August 17, 2014 by TheGoodSgtScooter Appztract and Copcaller 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vanto Posted August 17, 2014 Share Posted August 17, 2014 Pedinhuh, Damned_ZigZag, ddyoung and 3 others 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr_Leone Posted August 17, 2014 Share Posted August 17, 2014 (edited) Let's teach these would be tough guys what it means to be a tough guy! Edited August 17, 2014 by Mr_Leone Jerome and Dr Busta 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PhoGarrett Posted August 17, 2014 Share Posted August 17, 2014 You forgot a thousand things everyday, make sure this quote isn't one of them. MaddenedGhost, theGTAking101, KingAJ032304 and 3 others 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Biker_J Posted August 17, 2014 Share Posted August 17, 2014 And Remember! Respect is everything! KingAJ032304, AdusPL, Pedinhuh and 1 other 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AdusPL Posted August 17, 2014 Share Posted August 17, 2014 "Hallelujah! Another soul saved!" and "Damnation! No donation, no salvation!" Jeansowaty and KingAJ032304 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Andreas Posted August 17, 2014 Share Posted August 17, 2014 "I see nothing but good things for you, my boy." from Salvatore Leone is easily the most memorable quote of the entire series. Payne Killer, Haha365 and Sussus Amongus 3 GTAForums Crew Chat Thread - The Sharks Chat Thread - Leone Family Mafia Chat Thread Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
polaris23 Posted August 17, 2014 Share Posted August 17, 2014 Anything said in GTA 3's Chatterbox, when Lazlow was the Man. Copcaller 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CriticalCrox Posted August 17, 2014 Share Posted August 17, 2014 "Same things make us laugh, make us cry." - Big Smoke theGTAking101 and A08K 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lowi Posted August 17, 2014 Share Posted August 17, 2014 MaddenedGhost, Ezekiel, jeanrjm and 24 others 27 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aly Zaroon Posted August 17, 2014 Share Posted August 17, 2014 Umberto: You some kind of tough guy, you dress like a woman? You got on panties like a woman too, huh? Tommy: What you got against women? You prefer men, big boy? Umberto: I like women! I like all women! I love my mother, chico! Tommy: Alright, alright, I'll take your word for it. Relax. Umberto: Can you drive, amigo? Tommy: Yeah... like a woman. GroundZero, Smoke Cat, Sussus Amongus and 5 others 8 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kafonix Posted August 17, 2014 Share Posted August 17, 2014 Cousin! Let's go bowling! theGTAking101 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lol232 Posted August 17, 2014 Share Posted August 17, 2014 Copcaller, Smoke Cat, Ezekiel and 15 others 18 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Trademark Posted August 17, 2014 Share Posted August 17, 2014 Anything Niko said, really. Mr_Leone, PoeticWhisper, theGTAking101 and 5 others 8 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tyla Posted August 17, 2014 Share Posted August 17, 2014 "Nobody does whatever they want, Umberto - they do what you let them do." "Who the hell does this guy think he is? Now I gotta dress like a chump as well as hang out with him? I *like* this shirt." "Dumb - Florida - Morons." "The more we learn now, the less we have to learn when we take this town over!" "The last thing I needed was this. Maybe the last thing I needed was an enema, but this comes close." - The wit and wisdom of Tommy Vercetti. "If it wasn't me, it would just be somebody else. So it might as well be me." - Jon Gravelli. "I manage to avoid prison and I'm still ass to cock with a dude." - Billy Grey. "I went into a situation full of optimism, full of naivete. I got burnt. Look at me: like smack on a f*cking spoon." - Derrick McReary. lol232, GroundZero, Andreas and 3 others 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Son of Zeus Posted August 17, 2014 Share Posted August 17, 2014 'Does the pope sh*t in the woods?' JetsRLove, Copcaller, Dr Busta and 2 others 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FIBagent Posted August 17, 2014 Share Posted August 17, 2014 "bitch" Curtis 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Billy Russo Posted August 17, 2014 Share Posted August 17, 2014 Tommy: Is this me?Guy: Nice ass baby!8-Ball: I know a place on the edge of the Red Light District where we can lay low, but my hands are all messed up, so you better drive, brother.Smoke: I'll have two number 9s, a number 9 large, a number 6 with extra dip, a number 7, two number 45s, one with cheese, and a large soda. Michael: You, Trevor, are the proto-hipster! And not many people will mention this one, but I think it was the funniest thing Franklin said. Franklin: Ain't you a bit young for the pipe, slippers, and starin' at a f*ckin' sunset? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iCynical1018 Posted August 17, 2014 Share Posted August 17, 2014 "Mmmmm..Nice bike" Smoke Cat, Mattineu, Mr_Leone and 6 others 9 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WildBrick142 Posted August 17, 2014 Share Posted August 17, 2014 (edited) "..." - Claude But to be serious,"Every dog has it's day." - Uncle Leone "Tenpenny, you motherf*cking piece of sh*t! I ain't letting you get away with all you've done!" - Sweet "When you're done I'm gonna own this town. It's the American dream. And it's all because of you, Vic. You're a hero..." - Ricardo Diaz"So... this is what the dream feels like. This is the victory we longed for." - Niko Bellic"Alright, you wanna live? Tell me you wanna live. We'll work this out." - Michael Townley Edited August 17, 2014 by WildBrick142 Sussus Amongus, ten-a-penny, theGTAking101 and 3 others 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phoenixaz Posted August 17, 2014 Share Posted August 17, 2014 "Grove Street. Home. Atleast it was before i f...ed everything up." Smoke Cat, Pedinhuh, NerdBasket and 2 others 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cevanno01 Posted August 17, 2014 Share Posted August 17, 2014 Vlad:You know for dumb yokel you really funny guy. Niko:Yes and for an annoying dick, you're really an annoying dick. Sussus Amongus, GroundZero, Matty and 4 others 7 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Queen Elizabeth II Posted August 17, 2014 Share Posted August 17, 2014 My mother's my sister. Jerome, Sussus Amongus, El Zodape and 1 other 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Severe Posted August 17, 2014 Share Posted August 17, 2014 And not many people will mention this one, but I think it was the funniest thing Franklin said. Franklin: Ain't you a bit young for the pipe, slippers, and starin' at a f*ckin' sunset? I think that whole conversation was pretty damn great and really nicely acted from Ned Luke. "I guess I never saw myself as just a f*cking pest." "Then today's lesson is all about humility. Tomorrow we'll try a training montage." "Training what?" and "Maybe I'm here because I'm just an idiot who thinks that imported palm trees are a good substitute for not really knowing what the f*ck you're doing on this earth." And it seems I'm one of the few who liked Lamar, so... "Your auntie Denise, with all dat ass, nigga, she got ass." ten-a-penny, Smoke Cat, theGTAking101 and 1 other 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Payne Killer Posted August 17, 2014 Share Posted August 17, 2014 This is what the dream feels like, this is the victory we longed for. - Niko bellic Pedinhuh, theGTAking101 and Smoke Cat 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DaWiesel Posted August 17, 2014 Share Posted August 17, 2014 "Every dog has it's day." - Uncle Leone Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
don ovdi' island Posted August 17, 2014 Share Posted August 17, 2014 Anything from VCPR's Pressing Issues with Maurice Chavez Nico, Hmmm nice bike, Detective Phelps and 1 other 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Johnny_D Posted August 17, 2014 Share Posted August 17, 2014 (edited) Sonny: So Tommy, what was the big plan? You think I was gonna take the fake cash, save face, and walk away with my tail between my legs? Tommy: No. I just wanted to piss you off before I killed you. Not technically a sentence quote, but sure is definition of manliness, this is why I love Vice City. Edited August 17, 2014 by Johnny_D Tyla, Detective Phelps and Smoke Cat 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jeansowaty Posted August 17, 2014 Share Posted August 17, 2014 Mattineu, universetwisters, Rico44 and 9 others 12 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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