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Back to School DLC

Jeffy Dahmer

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Jeffy Dahmer

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The Back to School DLC Concept!


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Welcome to the "Back to School" DLC Concept that caters to the majority of GTA Players who start the Second Grade within the next few weeks. This concept will add several new features, and items you can purchase that circle around the"Back to school" theme. Let's begin!




New Vehicles:



There are several new vehicles that you can purchase as a personal vehicle and from Pegasus, even thought you justify purchasing these vehicles even thought you know you will never used them.



The "No Snow Days"


This vehicles is favored to the redneck side of the GTA Online community. Take several children up a secluded mountain where no one will hear their little cries for help. Nothing will stop you from getting from point A to B, not even the Police chasing you for kidnapping a bus load of kids.


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The "School Time"


This vehicle will get your children to and from school in a blink of an eye, literately. We pulled all the stops when it came to making this "hot rod" the fastest form of child transportation. There is no downside to owning this vehicle, except the fact that you will most likely die when you collide in the the Maze Bank building at a scorching 237 MPH.



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The "Swag Fag"


Have a kid who constancy says; "YOLO", "Lets get Turnt", "Swag", or "Or Nah"? Then send that little f*cker the school in style. All of his "friends" will see how cool he really is when he shows up in this piece of sh*t. Nothing says "I'm going nowhere in life" like riding a short bus that also plays Justin Bieber songs on loop.


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The "WTF?"


Don't you hate it when the bus driver flips the dang bus, and your kids cant make it to school? Well not anymore, no matter if your bus driver is drunk, under the influence. or just straight intellectually disabled, this bus will make it to school. Built of the frame of two buses, this "ingenious" idea came from a bus driver who was tired of being fired for flipping the bus.


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And finally, the "Zamboni"


This bad boy will clean the streets of Los Santos as you drive around as you commit heinous crimes. Sporting a 1 stroke engine with a top speed of 3 MPH, you will get to wherever your trying to eventually! Did we mention you can clean up the blood of your victims with it?!


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The Panto gets an update for all you kiddies who don't recognize this icon car from many of our childhoods. The Panto will come stock with the body modifications seen in the picture below. No performance upgrades are available because in real life you power this thing by foot. So learn to drive slow you pussies.


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Added Weapons:



- The Pencil is now added as a melee weapon for those close encounter fights Stab your victims in the neck and cause a fatal wound or let them die slowly with lead poising. You Decide!


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- Spitballs are a classic and traditional weapon you used while you were at school, and now they are in GTA Online. Shoot your victims in the face with your slimy, disgusting, spitball that will surly daze and confuse them. If you're lucky enough you might be able to shoot one into their eye and partially disable them long enough for you to walk up and stab them in the heart with your brand new Pencil!



- The old favorite Rubber Band Hornet is also available with this update. If you're luck enough to say you don't know or have never been shot by one from 5 feet then consider yourself a lucky bastard. These little puppies have enough power to make a grown man cry. So please be aware, only use these on your worst enemies, if even them.


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- Rulers are our final weapon in this update. If you have ever been smacked with a ruler then you damn well know when we added it. No bullsh*t sales pitch here. Those f*ckers hurt.



- For those familiar with the iconic game "Bully", the Rubber-band ball will be available as a weapon of choice. Bounce this ball of death at your enemies. Extra damage if the ball gets suck in the victims hair.



Added Items:



- Everyone know what a backpack is, so why in the f*ck wouldn't Rockstar include backpacks in the release of GTA Online? In this update, they are HERE! Choose from several different colors and styles that best suites your pathetic, egotistic, depressing life.


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Dat Ass

 


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- Lunchables are now available to buy from any convenient gas station, Ammunation, or bar. These little packs of fun are never enough to fill you up, so buy by the truckload if you wanna replenish your health!



- Ever try getting into your teachers pants by giving them an apple? Oh you haven't? Well.. Me neither.. Apples are now a consumable you can eat. Be careful though, one in three are rotten, causing you to lose health.


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- Everyone who has graduated High school knows about prom. Maybe you were on the prom court (like me), maybe you were the loser who puked in the bathroom (not me). Anyways, Prom will be added as a mission. Your objective: Win King/ Queen. How to complete objective: By dressing snazzy and fly as hell.





Thank you for reading my Back to School DLC Concept. If you enjoyed please leave a like and if you're new subscribe because anyone that says that is a jackass.



Have a suggestion to add? Leave it in the comments below! I'll add them in, if they aren't retarded as f*ck!


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Testarossa

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Oh god no.

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JON22

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Aaah! My brain. School can go fuuuu.. itself. Burn it with fire. Besides GTA is aimed at adults, and I left school 13 years ago with no qualifications. Now I'm elbow deep in toilet :D

 

.....got basic qualifications at college.

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AboveAndBeyoncé

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Ehh 2nd to last year of school but I love the concept what about or fitting your male or female character in teachers clothing, lunch lady clothing, librarian, principal or janitor clothing lol

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SpidersWeb

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We should also be able to sit basic logic, math, and English tests for bonus RP.

 

Perhaps if the user does not know the difference between their/there/they're boot them off?

 

 

p.s. I'm alarmed by the number of people who seem to be actually taking this seriously

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Ak47clower

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Integrate some sh*t from bully? Like the rubber band ball for example. Or vehicles like the skate board or gokart. Also school uniforms.

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mareepx

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im all up for the buses

me too

also odd seeing you on gta today

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I woke up one day and thought "wouldn't it be stupid if Rockstar made a back to school update". I chuckled, then went back to sleep seconds later after the idea came to my head.

 

I approve of this update.

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CheaterMcCheat

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All the lurkers are watching you fight over who came up with this sh*t first, you should both be ashamed of yourselves. Now they will not give your threads views ever again.

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Not A Nice Person

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Prom

 

Featuring a new limousine that plays 2on if you press O/ xbox control.

New suit

New dresses

Slick hair

Ponytail

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Mathew442

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OP that was one of the few DLC threads worth reading, good job haha XD

 

It's right on the mark too, there are too many children playing this. I'm fine with kids playing Single Player, but for f*cks sake stay the f*ck off of Online!

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Rob_10321

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I was totally thinking of a back to school update. a couple to many buses but i like the idea. And great way to present it.

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Thread has been updated, Check it out.

 

If anyone has suggestions for my next DLC Concept please let me know what you think, so I can tell you it's not funny.

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