Vicious girl griefers: Two against the world.

[Cracka.Brew]

 

I LOVE FEAR!!

[KILLAnVA187]

Glad I could entertain so many people. I don't care if you believe me or not. I have just read so many threads on here and laughed at what rank amateurs people are and felt like telling our story.

Ehh only slightly entertaining... also waiting to find out which console you and your girlfriend are on so... we can try u out *cough*

[Grand Theft Amanda]

There is a section for telling stories.

 

How Bout you prouve yourself?

You and your friend against me and a few GTAF members

We'll see what you worth.

[Static]

 

Obviously you care enough to reply, I see you put on your big boy pants today. Bravo bro

 

 

I love when the "you replied" moment happens. Just shows you really don't have anything to say. Go "troll" by making another one your oh so famous threads with the heaps of witty sarcasm that you supposedly possess.

[Quinn_flower]

[Roronoa Zoro]

I am part of a dynamic duo of vicious female griefers. We aren't your average griefers though. More on that in a bit. But, we generally post up in our spot and "lay the trap" and just mow down anyone and everyone who comes. Whether they are looking for trouble or not. I know 90% of the people who read this will be guys so I will tell you up front. We are both in our early/mid 30s and both an unassuming kind of cute. I only tell you this because it matters to you. I guarantee it was on your mind. The first things you thought were "are these girls cute?" and "how old are they?" You generally decide the value of a woman by what she looks like. Shame on you.

Ok so, I will get this out of the way early. I USE A TANK please don't turn this into a tank bash. I realize people ruin the game with the tank so I am kind enough to keep the tank in the "kill zone" and not chase people down or spawn kill. Also, the reason we play tons of GTA because my best friend and I live a thousand miles apart and hanging out for a few hours a night talking and playing GTA is much better than just talking on skype like we used to.

My partner is the chopper pilot. And what a marvelous pilot she is. She is particularly adept at taking out ground targets you can't lock onto with the missiles. And while she is a very good dog fight pilot, her true skill lies in close air support with the chopper and sniping. We both do a lot of sniping. She is very skilled (I am a fairly good sniper but she is definitely better) She snipes when she lands the chopper or if one isn't available "given the current set of circumstances"

As I said earlier. I am the tanker . Everyone already assumes a lot when I say that. They assume anyone in a tank can kick ass. And they are right to a degree. But it always ends. The tanker inevitably gets killed by, usually another tank (now you have a room full of tanks). Or possibly an F16 or even a grenade or RPG. Hell, even the cops continuously doing suicide runs into you......it all adds up. Its been covered, bitched about and argued about before. I beg you. not to do it here.

 

So what makes us different? Well.......

 

1) We GENERALLY don't spawn kill.

2) we generally don't give chase (not too far anyway)

3) We do NOT cheat

4) We don't F***ing lose

 

Let me elaborate:

 

We are often in rooms for an hour or 2 while racking up as many as 120ish kills between the 2 of us while managing to keep our combined death count as low as 0-3 while being under constant attack often taking on as many as 8 or 9 players in the room at one time. I will often stay in a SINGLE tank for the entire session. I destroy tanks easily. And one of my favorite phrases is "I eat F16s for breakfast". So if you think grabbing a tank or a F16 will turn things around for you I assure you it will not. I will not go into the specifics of our scenarios. Only an idiot tells the enemy their plan. I assume some of you may use similar tactics but I have never seen it executed quite so well by anyone else.

Here is what I will tell you. As some of you may have guessed by now, part of this is we often use a bounty or (rarely) a simian vehicle as bait......... and murder anyone who comes a knockin. I don't claim to have invented that racket. I just claim to have perfected it. We also use Lester, Lamar and Meriwether to our advantage and to draw people in and call off cops and stuff like that. Also keep in mind that if one or both of us have bounties (which is often the case) we cannot go into passive mode. We maintain vigilance with the maps at all time. Any spare time either of us have while not being under attack is generally spent in the map keeping careful track of the people getting air vehicles (especially F16s) and tanks.

Once we get into a game together we survey the room. Taking note of players over level 70 (level you unlock a tank) and level 100 (unlock RPG) and perhaps most important of all, the KD of players in the room. We pay particular attention to people over level 70 with a KD higher than 2 or 3. We also make note of people in the same crews together. Then we get out tank and chopper respectively and set up the trap. As people enter the kill zone we take turns destroying them. New people usually show up to the battle in a personal vehicle so we split the burden and blame for destroying them. After that they are usually in stolen vehicles so we are free to destroy indiscriminately. Once you draw 1 or 2 people into the kill fest most of the room usually follows. Eventually, someone runs away and goes straight for a tank or an F16. To which we adjust our tactics accordingly. Believe me when I tell you they are almost never an issue. It is not uncommon for me to take out 3 or 4 tanks with my tank without taking any damage. And as I said earlier I eat F16s for breakfast Our tactics force them into range of my cannon and If I dont shoot them down they end up crashing. This goes on for roughly 1 to 2 hours before my friend and I say goodnight and call it off. Basically, no one ends up killing us or taking control of our territory . We just call it quits for the night

Now the important part for everyone to realize right now is that participation in this slaughterfest is 100% voluntary. Aside from me putting a bounty on you or sending an occasional mugger or mercenary your way, all you gotta do is leave the immediate area to not participate and I can't do squat to you. But it NEVER plays out like that. Once someone with a girl's name kills you once, you keep coming back to try and get your revenge which just plays into our hands.

TL;DR, Hard pass.

[lazyassedlover]

I am 100% certain I'd take out you and your friend.....

for a lovely dinner

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I would also kill you guys in GTA

[KILLAnVA187]

There is a section for telling stories.

 

How Bout you prouve yourself?

You and your friend against me and a few GTAF members

We'll see what you worth.

Hell yea!

[xoC18H21NO3xo]

did she ever say what the point of all that was? what was the expected reaction?

[CheaterMcCheat]

did she ever say what the point of all that was? what was the expected reaction?

All the males on this forum sh*tting their trousers. And that's exactly what we did. Well I did.

[CatchMeTrolling]

 

 

 

Obviously you care enough to reply, I see you put on your big boy pants today. Bravo bro

 

I love when the "you replied" moment happens. Just shows you really don't have anything to say. Go "troll" by making another one your oh so famous threads with the heaps of witty sarcasm that you supposedly possess.

 

No it's shows you're butthurt & just want to go back & forth, you mad or nah?

[Static]

 

 

 

Obviously you care enough to reply, I see you put on your big boy pants today. Bravo bro

 

I love when the "you replied" moment happens. Just shows you really don't have anything to say. Go "troll" by making another one your oh so famous threads with the heaps of witty sarcasm that you supposedly possess.

 

No it's shows you're butthurt & just want to go back & forth, you mad or nah?

 

 

So you're butthurt and just wanna go back & forth, eh? Sorry to hear that. Oh no! "butthurt". You're close to running out of your vocab.What are you gonna do? Thanks for the satisfaction, kiddo. I do have time to waste, obviously. But you're not all that interesting, tbh, you're just one-dimensional. Sorry it didn't workout for you. Might have better luck somewhere else.

[kevin de santa]

LOL all that needs to be said really

[kyennamo]

Cheatermccheat and Lazyassedlove...............These 2 replies made me smile

Edited August 14, 2014 by kyennamo

[grand theft spaghetti]

im not reading what was obviously written by some bald fat guy living in ohio.

 

women online...yeah right.

Edited August 14, 2014 by ijustcameheretobeeotch

[CatchMeTrolling]

 

 

 

Obviously you care enough to reply, I see you put on your big boy pants today. Bravo bro

 

I love when the "you replied" moment happens. Just shows you really don't have anything to say. Go "troll" by making another one your oh so famous threads with the heaps of witty sarcasm that you supposedly possess.

No it's shows you're butthurt & just want to go back & forth, you mad or nah?

 

So you're butthurt and just wanna go back & forth, eh? Sorry to hear that. Oh no! "butthurt". You're close to running out of your vocab.What are you gonna do? Thanks for the satisfaction, kiddo. I do have time to waste, obviously. But you're not all that interesting, tbh, you're just one-dimensional. Sorry it didn't workout for you. Might have better luck somewhere else.

Lmao you sound sad, looks like we have another pseudo intellectual here. Next thing you know you're going to be talking about cleansing your chakras.

[ElliottSmithXO]

 

 

 

Obviously you care enough to reply, I see you put on your big boy pants today. Bravo bro

 

I love when the "you replied" moment happens. Just shows you really don't have anything to say. Go "troll" by making another one your oh so famous threads with the heaps of witty sarcasm that you supposedly possess.

 

No it's shows you're butthurt & just want to go back & forth, you mad or nah?

 

Can you show me what it takes to be butthurt? I don't quite follow.

[WRATH_OF_POWER]

I saw these girls before, here they are..

 

[Static]

 

 

 

 

Obviously you care enough to reply, I see you put on your big boy pants today. Bravo bro

I love when the "you replied" moment happens. Just shows you really don't have anything to say. Go "troll" by making another one your oh so famous threads with the heaps of witty sarcasm that you supposedly possess.

No it's shows you're butthurt & just want to go back & forth, you mad or nah?

So you're butthurt and just wanna go back & forth, eh? Sorry to hear that. Oh no! "butthurt". You're close to running out of your vocab.What are you gonna do? Thanks for the satisfaction, kiddo. I do have time to waste, obviously. But you're not all that interesting, tbh, you're just one-dimensional. Sorry it didn't workout for you. Might have better luck somewhere else.

Lmao you sound sad, looks like we have another pseudo intellectual here. Next thing you know you're going to be talking about cleansing your chakras.

 

 

If anything I said seemed pseudo-intellectual to you, then you might wanna go study, because even a 10 year old could understand what I said. If anything is sad, it's apparently your lack of basic comprehension skills. Please try again.

Edited August 14, 2014 by StaticLW

[greatbrentino]

Just have to say that I loved your post. You and your friend are enjoying the game in your own way, keep it up!

To all those that say they are griefers...she claims they don't chase or spam kill, unless needed, so you are wrong.

Plus I think it's great that you are over 30, a girl, and a video gamer. As an over 30 male gamer, it's nice to see.

Yes, I am ready to be flamed, made fun of, or whatever else shall happen from people on this forum...I can handle it.

[EvilFiend]

I managed to sum up your wall into one simple TLDR



and thats /thread

[rickreim]

Just have to say that I loved your post. You and your friend are enjoying the game in your own way, keep it up!

To all those that say they are griefers...she claims they don't chase or spam kill, unless needed, so you are wrong.

Plus I think it's great that you are over 30, a girl, and a video gamer. As an over 30 male gamer, it's nice to see.

Yes, I am ready to be flamed, made fun of, or whatever else shall happen from people on this forum...I can handle it.

You believed that BS?

[Coin]

The first things you thought were "are these girls cute?" and "how old are they?" You generally decide the value of a woman by what she looks like. Shame on you.

 

 

Shame on you for being so incredibly cliche and sexist.

[Toke]