Vicious girl griefers: Two against the world.

[GhostlySentinel]

The OP is ful of crap! Simple as that. Come in my lobby and my merry band of mercenaries and I will spawn kill you until you bawl your eyes out and gain another 300 pounds stuffing your face with candy and potato chips. I don't care what your sex is, I don't care what you look like. I am a ruthless, heartless killer, just check the K/D below if you need proof of that fact bitches!

What's it like to be THAT pathetic?

[Black Terminator]

[modnation]

I am part of a dynamic duo of vicious female griefers. We aren't your average griefers though. More on that in a bit. But, we generally post up in our spot and "lay the trap" and just mow down anyone and everyone who comes. Whether they are looking for trouble or not. I know 90% of the people who read this will be guys so I will tell you up front. We are both in our early/mid 30s and both an unassuming kind of cute. I only tell you this because it matters to you. I guarantee it was on your mind. The first things you thought were "are these girls cute?" and "how old are they?" You generally decide the value of a woman by what she looks like. Shame on you.

Ok so, I will get this out of the way early. I USE A TANK please don't turn this into a tank bash. I realize people ruin the game with the tank so I am kind enough to keep the tank in the "kill zone" and not chase people down or spawn kill. Also, the reason we play tons of GTA because my best friend and I live a thousand miles apart and hanging out for a few hours a night talking and playing GTA is much better than just talking on skype like we used to.

My partner is the chopper pilot. And what a marvelous pilot she is. She is particularly adept at taking out ground targets you can't lock onto with the missiles. And while she is a very good dog fight pilot, her true skill lies in close air support with the chopper and sniping. We both do a lot of sniping. She is very skilled (I am a fairly good sniper but she is definitely better) She snipes when she lands the chopper or if one isn't available "given the current set of circumstances"

As I said earlier. I am the tanker . Everyone already assumes a lot when I say that. They assume anyone in a tank can kick ass. And they are right to a degree. But it always ends. The tanker inevitably gets killed by, usually another tank (now you have a room full of tanks). Or possibly an F16 or even a grenade or RPG. Hell, even the cops continuously doing suicide runs into you......it all adds up. It’s been covered, bitched about and argued about before. I beg you. not to do it here.

 

So what makes us different? Well.......

 

1) We GENERALLY don't spawn kill.

2) we generally don't give chase (not too far anyway)

3) We do NOT cheat

4) We don't F***ing lose

 

Let me elaborate:

 

We are often in rooms for an hour or 2 while racking up as many as 120ish kills between the 2 of us while managing to keep our combined death count as low as 0-3 while being under constant attack often taking on as many as 8 or 9 players in the room at one time. I will often stay in a SINGLE tank for the entire session. I destroy tanks easily. And one of my favorite phrases is "I eat F16s for breakfast". So if you think grabbing a tank or a F16 will turn things around for you I assure you it will not. I will not go into the specifics of our scenarios. Only an idiot tells the enemy their plan. I assume some of you may use similar tactics but I have never seen it executed quite so well by anyone else.

Here is what I will tell you. As some of you may have guessed by now, part of this is we often use a bounty or (rarely) a simian vehicle as bait......... and murder anyone who comes a knockin. I don't claim to have invented that racket. I just claim to have perfected it. We also use Lester, Lamar and Meriwether to our advantage and to draw people in and call off cops and stuff like that. Also keep in mind that if one or both of us have bounties (which is often the case) we cannot go into passive mode. We maintain vigilance with the maps at all time. Any spare time either of us have while not being under attack is generally spent in the map keeping careful track of the people getting air vehicles (especially F16s) and tanks.

Once we get into a game together we survey the room. Taking note of players over level 70 (level you unlock a tank) and level 100 (unlock RPG) and perhaps most important of all, the KD of players in the room. We pay particular attention to people over level 70 with a KD higher than 2 or 3. We also make note of people in the same crews together. Then we get out tank and chopper respectively and set up the trap. As people enter the kill zone we take turns destroying them. New people usually show up to the battle in a personal vehicle so we split the burden and blame for destroying them. After that they are usually in stolen vehicles so we are free to destroy indiscriminately. Once you draw 1 or 2 people into the kill fest most of the room usually follows. Eventually, someone runs away and goes straight for a tank or an F16. To which we adjust our tactics accordingly. Believe me when I tell you they are almost never an issue. It is not uncommon for me to take out 3 or 4 tanks with my tank without taking any damage. And as I said earlier “I eat F16s for breakfast” Our tactics force them into range of my cannon and If I don’t shoot them down they end up crashing. This goes on for roughly 1 to 2 hours before my friend and I say goodnight and call it off. Basically, no one ends up killing us or “taking control of our territory” . We just call it quits for the night

Now the important part for everyone to realize right now is that participation in this slaughterfest is 100% voluntary. Aside from me putting a bounty on you or sending an occasional mugger or mercenary your way, all you gotta do is leave the immediate area to not participate and I can't do squat to you. But it NEVER plays out like that. Once someone with a girl's name kills you once, you keep coming back to try and get your revenge which just plays into our hands.

ahahahahahahahahahaha oh god my sides are in orbit

[RagunCajin]

Whoopty f*cking doo. Didn't realize being killed by a female player was a big deal.

[AbusementPark]

I think I found OP and her friend playing some GTA.

 

[AIDSfromMeth]

I saw these girls before, here they are..

 

LMFAO

[LeoV]

Huh...me and some friends do that as well. However I'm quite sure that this post is pointless, also going on about how your girl and a "griefer" Will just start a flame war. However you know this already which is why you posted this.

 

Soooo yeah

[Bare]

"Then we get out tank and chopper respectively and set up the trap. As people enter the kill zone we take turns destroying them."

LMAO sounds like you and your friend are going through some major menopause

[Quarthon]

3 pages of people who "dont care" .... yea .. hook, line and sinker.

[The Real SpitKing]

Im going to run out of my daily quota of likes with this thread. Some priceless replies here haha

[Chloroform]

Typical girl, never shuts the hell up. They will go on and on and on.

[CheaterMcCheat]

OP never gets just a camel toe, she gets the whole f*cking hoof.

[KILLAnVA187]

Oh? This thread still open? Oh OP still hasn't responded with which console "It's" on(probably a dude) oh I just gave my last f*ck u say??? Well good day!

 

 

 

 

 

I said good day!!!

[rtv190]

tits or f*ck OFF YOU f*ckING WHORES

[Static]

3 pages of people who "dont care" .... yea .. hook, line and sinker.

You're one of those people. And implying that op trolled anyone other than the 2-3 people that seriously replied, is simply ridiculous.

[CatchMeTrolling]

How isn't this locked, yeah mods are showing how inconsistent they are again

[don ovdi' island]

How isn't this locked, yeah mods are showing how inconsistent they are again

 

So what, it's a troll fest. At least its a funny one and not the average bullsh*t.

I mean there hasn't been less than 50 people reading this since it started.

[mareepx]

To all the people who said tl;dr, cmon, this is GTA F, it's not like you've got stuff to do otherwise you wouldn't be here.

 

I read the whole thing and it's probably BS.

Furthermore there is absolutely no reason for OP to bring up their gender, and the fact that OP has makes it likely false.

[CatchMeTrolling]

 

 

How isn't this locked, yeah mods are showing how inconsistent they are again

So what, it's a troll fest. At least its a funny one and not the average bullsh*t.

I mean there hasn't been less than 50 people reading this since it started.

No it's because the topic is about females obviously & hasn't been funny since the first few replies

[Static]

 

How isn't this locked, yeah mods are showing how inconsistent they are again

 

So what, it's a troll fest. At least its a funny one and not the average bullsh*t.

I mean there hasn't been less than 50 people reading this since it started.

 

 

He's jelly that his wannabe troll threads got closed by Kirsty.

[Quarthon]

 

3 pages of people who "dont care" .... yea .. hook, line and sinker.

You're one of those people. And implying that op trolled anyone other than the 2-3 people that seriously replied, is simply ridiculous.

 

Weird. I was thinking that exact same thing as I posted it. Well played sir.

[CatchMeTrolling]

 

 

 

 

How isn't this locked, yeah mods are showing how inconsistent they are again

So what, it's a troll fest. At least its a funny one and not the average bullsh*t.

I mean there hasn't been less than 50 people reading this since it started.

 

He's jelly that his wannabe troll threads got closed by Kirsty.

 

I was never trolling, I was being sarcastic dimwit, I wish you guys actually knew what trolling was

[Cracka.Brew]

Typical girl, never shuts the hell up. They will go on and on and on.

and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on.....

 

[RandomCholo]

[kyennamo]

Glad I could entertain so many people. I don't care if you believe me or not. I have just read so many threads on here and laughed at what rank amateurs people are and felt like telling our story.

[Static]

 

 

 

How isn't this locked, yeah mods are showing how inconsistent they are again

So what, it's a troll fest. At least its a funny one and not the average bullsh*t.

I mean there hasn't been less than 50 people reading this since it started.

 

He's jelly that his wannabe troll threads got closed by Kirsty.

 

I was never trolling, I was being sarcastic dimwit, I wish you guys actually knew what trolling was

 

 

I couldn't care less about the "true" definition of being an immature, inept dick via the internet. Especially from someone who thinks he knows it because he has the word in his screenname. I wish you knew what sarcasm was.

Edited August 14, 2014 by StaticLW

[AboveAndBeyoncé]

Glad I could entertain so many people. I don't care if you believe me or not. I have just read so many threads on here and laughed at what rank amateurs people are and felt like telling our story.

What do you know? You only been a member since yesterday.... Like I said, whatever

[CatchMeTrolling]

 

 

 

 

 

How isn't this locked, yeah mods are showing how inconsistent they are again

So what, it's a troll fest. At least its a funny one and not the average bullsh*t.

I mean there hasn't been less than 50 people reading this since it started.

 

He's jelly that his wannabe troll threads got closed by Kirsty.

I was never trolling, I was being sarcastic dimwit, I wish you guys actually knew what trolling was

 

I couldn't care less about the "true" definition of being an immature, inept dick via the internet. I wish you knew what sarcasm was.

Obviously you care enough to reply, I see you put on your big boy pants today. Bravo bro

[Crimie]

 

[Jolly Swagman]

 

Just reminded me of this thread. Old gold: http://gtaforums.com/topic/636345-the-trouble-today-with-women/