Vicious girl griefers: Two against the world.

[Fail_At_GTA]

Another twist: OPs penis has a twist.

[Furry_Monkey]

I'm more of a girl than the OP.

 

Hint - I'm not a girl.

[don ovdi' island]

Plot twist: i have bigger boobs than the OP

[DopeFresh]

[DannyMan]

I am part of a dynamic duo of vicious female griefers. We aren't your average griefers though. More on that in a bit. But, we generally post up in our spot and "lay the trap" and just mow down anyone and everyone who comes. Whether they are looking for trouble or not. I know 90% of the people who read this will be guys so I will tell you up front. We are both in our early/mid 30s and both an unassuming kind of cute. I only tell you this because it matters to you. I guarantee it was on your mind. The first things you thought were "are these girls cute?" and "how old are they?" You generally decide the value of a woman by what she looks like. Shame on you.

Ok so, I will get this out of the way early. I USE A TANK please don't turn this into a tank bash. I realize people ruin the game with the tank so I am kind enough to keep the tank in the "kill zone" and not chase people down or spawn kill. Also, the reason we play tons of GTA because my best friend and I live a thousand miles apart and hanging out for a few hours a night talking and playing GTA is much better than just talking on skype like we used to.

My partner is the chopper pilot. And what a marvelous pilot she is. She is particularly adept at taking out ground targets you can't lock onto with the missiles. And while she is a very good dog fight pilot, her true skill lies in close air support with the chopper and sniping. We both do a lot of sniping. She is very skilled (I am a fairly good sniper but she is definitely better) She snipes when she lands the chopper or if one isn't available "given the current set of circumstances"

As I said earlier. I am the tanker . Everyone already assumes a lot when I say that. They assume anyone in a tank can kick ass. And they are right to a degree. But it always ends. The tanker inevitably gets killed by, usually another tank (now you have a room full of tanks). Or possibly an F16 or even a grenade or RPG. Hell, even the cops continuously doing suicide runs into you......it all adds up. It’s been covered, bitched about and argued about before. I beg you. not to do it here.

 

So what makes us different? Well.......

 

1) We GENERALLY don't spawn kill.

2) we generally don't give chase (not too far anyway)

3) We do NOT cheat

4) We don't F***ing lose

 

Let me elaborate:

 

We are often in rooms for an hour or 2 while racking up as many as 120ish kills between the 2 of us while managing to keep our combined death count as low as 0-3 while being under constant attack often taking on as many as 8 or 9 players in the room at one time. I will often stay in a SINGLE tank for the entire session. I destroy tanks easily. And one of my favorite phrases is "I eat F16s for breakfast". So if you think grabbing a tank or a F16 will turn things around for you I assure you it will not. I will not go into the specifics of our scenarios. Only an idiot tells the enemy their plan. I assume some of you may use similar tactics but I have never seen it executed quite so well by anyone else.

Here is what I will tell you. As some of you may have guessed by now, part of this is we often use a bounty or (rarely) a simian vehicle as bait......... and murder anyone who comes a knockin. I don't claim to have invented that racket. I just claim to have perfected it. We also use Lester, Lamar and Meriwether to our advantage and to draw people in and call off cops and stuff like that. Also keep in mind that if one or both of us have bounties (which is often the case) we cannot go into passive mode. We maintain vigilance with the maps at all time. Any spare time either of us have while not being under attack is generally spent in the map keeping careful track of the people getting air vehicles (especially F16s) and tanks.

Once we get into a game together we survey the room. Taking note of players over level 70 (level you unlock a tank) and level 100 (unlock RPG) and perhaps most important of all, the KD of players in the room. We pay particular attention to people over level 70 with a KD higher than 2 or 3. We also make note of people in the same crews together. Then we get out tank and chopper respectively and set up the trap. As people enter the kill zone we take turns destroying them. New people usually show up to the battle in a personal vehicle so we split the burden and blame for destroying them. After that they are usually in stolen vehicles so we are free to destroy indiscriminately. Once you draw 1 or 2 people into the kill fest most of the room usually follows. Eventually, someone runs away and goes straight for a tank or an F16. To which we adjust our tactics accordingly. Believe me when I tell you they are almost never an issue. It is not uncommon for me to take out 3 or 4 tanks with my tank without taking any damage. And as I said earlier “I eat F16s for breakfast” Our tactics force them into range of my cannon and If I don’t shoot them down they end up crashing. This goes on for roughly 1 to 2 hours before my friend and I say goodnight and call it off. Basically, no one ends up killing us or “taking control of our territory” . We just call it quits for the night

Now the important part for everyone to realize right now is that participation in this slaughterfest is 100% voluntary. Aside from me putting a bounty on you or sending an occasional mugger or mercenary your way, all you gotta do is leave the immediate area to not participate and I can't do squat to you. But it NEVER plays out like that. Once someone with a girl's name kills you once, you keep coming back to try and get your revenge which just plays into our hands.

 

[TimelyMeerkat]

We are often in rooms for an hour or 2 while racking up as many as 120ish kills between the 2 of us while managing to keep our combined death count as low as 0-3 while being under constant attack often taking on as many as 8 or 9 players in the room at one time.

So you and your friend take on 9 people at once and die 0-3 times while killing them over 100 times? That is in no way believable.

[KILLAnVA187]

All I wanna know is!!!!! What system u on?!?!?

[Wildfire_08]

*Talking lots of bullsh*t

 

Nobody cares, TL:DR, you both are noobs and would get beasted in most lobbies out of your undoubted god mode & you probably both look like munters anyway.

[Zorvaine]

Don't care if you're male or female.

Ugly or beautiful.

Rich or poor.

Young or old.

 

If you're a person who enjoys bringing pain and frustration to others for no reason then you're a degenerate to me to which brings me 0 interest in you.

 

Also, saying that the first thing that comes to our mind when mentioning females so that we may judge them on their age and looks is ignorant. Not all people do that. Which makes you seem very judgemental and sexist.

 

(Why am I even bothering, it's probably a troll)

Edited August 14, 2014 by Zorvaine

[don ovdi' island]

Damn, im hungry and want to make some food but I'm sure when i come back this thread will be gone… I'll wait it out

[Cracka.Brew]

I saw these girls before, here they are..

 

[GhostlySentinel]

I'm not sure if OP is:

 

Complete bitch

Troll dude

Cthulu

 

 

Definitely one of those though.

[Furry_Monkey]

Damn, im hungry and want to make some food but I'm sure when i come back this thread will be gone… I'll wait it out

 

 

Get OP to make you a sammich.

[hotrats773]

 

Best trash talk I've read on these forums.

That's like saying you're the smartest kid with Down Syndrome..

 

 

 

One of my children has down syndrome. But since this is a gaming board, I'll take what you said with a grain of salt.

[rushfox]

 

Seriously OP? Any decent jet person can kill you and the chopper. Sniping? Okay cool, I can also snipe still targets from people who are AFK.

[Ballistic Jello]

I USE A TANK please don't turn this into a tank bash.

READ: Colossal scrub, no skills or ingenuity required.

 

/thread.

[Jolly Swagman]

 

 

 

Summarize it in one word

Ok: lies

[don ovdi' island]

 

Damn, im hungry and want to make some food but I'm sure when i come back this thread will be gone… I'll wait it out

 

 

Get OP to make you a sammich.

 

Heard that OP? Sammich time. I like mine with no tomatoes.

 

 

Besides this is probably a troll. All these responses but no reply from the OP yet.

 

[AceCrossHairs]

The number of fuc*s I give is the only number the OP knows 0

[Static]

 

 

Best trash talk I've read on these forums.

That's like saying you're the smartest kid with Down Syndrome..

 

 

 

One of my children has down syndrome. But since this is a gaming board, I'll take what you said with a grain of salt.

 

 

Or you could realize that I wasn't referring to you and also realize that I'm not the first person to say that joke. Or just move a long seeing how a comment made on gaming forum shouldn't effect your life.

[Cripto136]

[TCA]

Four paragraphs in and I'm bored. Not reading all that.

 

I got as far as griefer and stopped. *YAWN*

 

to OP: attention whore. Have a nice day. Just noticed the word TANK, guess that's the only way you can fight huh? Hope some of us run into you one day in game and destroy you without remorse.

Edited August 14, 2014 by TCA

[CrysisAverted]

Edited excerpt of OP's

I am a lone wolf. I don't sit there waiting (camping) and brag about it. I know 10% (statistics apparently taken by op) of the people who read this will be girls so I will tell you up front. I am soon to be 20 and have a average sized penis. I only tell you this because it matters to you. I guarantee it was on your mind. The first things you thought were "is this guy cute?" and "Will he pay for my dinner?" You generally decide the value of a man by what he has in his wallet. Shame on you.

Edited August 14, 2014 by Sh4d0wX32111

[AboveAndBeyoncé]

Yeah yeah yeah Whatever OP -_-

[DMC14]

make the man some f*ckin eggs.

 

was gonna post that scene from once were warriors but forgot how rough it is and found this instead.

what if Jake was australian.

 

 

when i say play chisel you play chisel.

Edited August 14, 2014 by DMC14

[don ovdi' island]

plot twist: OP is one of the posters in this thread.

 

 

time for an IP check

[ninjaontour]

Marvellous tale...

 

 

[iSaint9]

Only 2? Nothing that a MAIN member can't handle with.

[gtafan26]

Are we supposed to care about any of what you said?

[thebrianmo]

The OP is ful of crap! Simple as that. Come in my lobby and my merry band of mercenaries and I will spawn kill you until you bawl your eyes out and gain another 300 pounds stuffing your face with candy and potato chips. I don't care what your sex is, I don't care what you look like. I am a ruthless, heartless killer, just check the K/D below if you need proof of that fact bitches!