Does anyone rob stores the correct way?

[Rusty4x4]

I run in, punch the guy and empty the register myself.

[LightningLord]

I run in, punch the guy and empty the register myself.

You're the first person I know that punches the cashier.

[TeammateHelper]

 

I run in, punch the guy and empty the register myself.

You're the first person I know that punches the cashier.

 

 

Yeah dude, you shank that mofo.

 

YOU COME IN *MY* COUNTRY, WITH *THOSE* PRICES? *stab stab stab* WELCOME TO AMERICA.

 

BITCH.

[LordZekrom]

I don't rob at all. All you get is chump change each time. The incentive isn't great enough. They should definitely give more cash.

Edited October 28, 2014 by LordZekrom

[GR Choke]

The correct way is leaving no witnesses

[Coventry]

Pretty sure you're supposed to shout down the mic to make him hurry up, and shooting bottles etc does nothing?

[TeammateHelper]

Pretty sure you're supposed to shout down the mic to make him hurry up, and shooting bottles etc does nothing?

It does, although it wastes ammo.

[matajuegos01]

i use the knife to break the bottles, groceries, soda cans, etc. bad thing is that after a while you'll automatically get a 4 star level after robbing a store

[DentureDynamite]

I don't rob at all. All you get is chump change each time. The incentive isn't great enough. They should definitely give more cash.

 

Agreed. I do it only for the fun of it--if you use a gun and shoot up the place (even a little bit), you can arguably lose money in ammo costs. Even a guaranteed thousand dollars would make it more palatable.

[Mr.Nedich]

I just run in, hold the gun and wait, then speed away. Easy quick change, but unless you're a newbie, doing it for anything less than giggles is a waste of time.

[hesselgren]

i rob stores in my tank, just poke the door open with the cannon and kill everything inside.

Edited October 28, 2014 by hesselgren

[HollywoodVice]

It goes down like a real robbery for me.

 

Walk in all nonchalant, pull out gun, bust a few caps near clerks face, if he slows down after that, I shoot up the store, if he slows a second time, he is getting capped after he empties the register.

 

Leave store, hide in alley, profit.

[CroPunkBlitz]

My way of robing of store is take bmx gansta style lol come in shot him in head take all the money put it in ATM in store and get out if i get killed i now at lest that my money is on ATM so realy i didnt lose anything

Edited October 28, 2014 by CroPunkBlitz

[matajuegos01]

I just run in, hold the gun and wait, then speed away. Easy quick change, but unless you're a newbie, doing it for anything less than giggles is a waste of time.

i for one rob stores after my money is in weird numbers, for example if i have 25,998 I feel like having the money all rounded up, so I rob a store, and then i feel calm again

[MatthewH]

I don't rob at all. All you get is chump change each time. The incentive isn't great enough. They should definitely give more cash.

$1k is a realistic amount. How many small stores would have over $1000 dollars in the till in real life?

Edited October 28, 2014 by MatthewH

[matajuegos01]

 

I don't rob at all. All you get is chump change each time. The incentive isn't great enough. They should definitely give more cash.

$1k is a realistic amount. How many small stores would have over $1000 dollars in the till in real life?

 

realism and gta v don't make a good match tho

[luisniko]

 

I run in, punch the guy and empty the register myself.

You're the first person I know that punches the cashier.

 

 

I do that too. It's much faster to steal.

 

But I don't KO the guy because I don't want 3 star crap over $1k

[TheNarrative]

Sometimes I deposit money in the ATM and the clerk comes off with "I know the drill OK calm down" and other lines

[DentureDynamite]

lol or "There goes the family vacation" (my response: "Ask me if I care about your family vacation--you'll be lucky to leave the store alive tonight.")

[DontTry2Hard]

I stroll in, nodding at the clerk as I walk in. I check to see if they have my favorite soda (they never do), grab some snacks, then head up front. I start talking to the guy, chatting about the weather and the insane amount of crime in the city. He complains about the lack of security around the Base and wonders why there are so many fighter jets flying everywhere. I tell him, "Well, this is America my friend." We share a laugh.

 

Then I blow him away with a shotgun blast to the chest. Don't even take the money. Robbing that dude of way more than cash.

Edited October 28, 2014 by DontTry2Hard

[Blankerz]

I cannot remember the last time I robbed a store...

[Butterfly57]

I get mask on, rob store (maybe pointing gun and shooting bottles, sometimes knocking out/killing clerk and open till myself). Run out, jump in my waiting buzzard, outrun cops job done. Must be doing something right, got away with it every time.

[Thor Shreddington]

1. Leave fast vehicle outside.

2. Go in.

2. Restock on supplies, politely paying the clerk

3. Pull gun on clerk

4. Shoot bottles to make the clerk hurry up

5. Take money and back out so clerk wont shoot you in the back

6. Profit

This exactly. Sometimes if the bastard gets squirrelly I'll put em' down. No need for a mask if you kill the f*cker...

What's your favorite gun to use? I'm partial to the sawed off shotgun for all my armed robbery needs!

[Ronzilla.]

I like running in and hitting the cashier with the hammer. I then take all the money out of the register myself.

[ruling_faction]

The incorrect way is to panic whilst exiting the scene of the robbery, leap into your getaway car and drive straight into the petrol bowsers.(or 'gas pumps', if you like). As a service to the wider GTA community, I trialled this method and can report back that it came up short. If you are unable to take a couple of wanted stars in your stride, then perhaps robberies aren't for you.

[Zwenkwiel]

usually it goes something like this.

 

[richard1997jones]

I will do a combination. The first two robberies usually go down with me aiming a shot gun at the guy behind the counter and while he's getting the cash I will shoot the other till to get up to $100 out. This speeds the guy up and then when he throws the cash which I then pick up and run out. I won't kill the guy inless he pulls a gun on me. Then I get back into my car which is always parked right outside the door and drive off before the cops arrive. After the third hit in a row I will run in, do a headshot, take the money from the till and run because the heat is more intense. I can usually keep this up for 5 or 6 robberies before I get killed, pay Lester or hide.

I will steal or buy the shops supplies and buy a soda from the machine if I'm hurt.

[DentureDynamite]

Last night's robbery went very well; one particular convenience store has a car wash right next to it--just drove in there until the cops passed...twice...didn't bother looking in. lol

[Zwenkwiel]

 

I don't rob at all. All you get is chump change each time. The incentive isn't great enough. They should definitely give more cash.

$1k is a realistic amount. How many small stores would have over $1000 dollars in the till in real life?

 

 

not really if you look at prices though

1k is a lot of meteorites and egochasers

but the guy has to live somewhere, wear clothes and probably drive a car as well

and as we all know that sh*t is expensive as f*ck in LS

to top it off he gets robbed 36 times a day

guy probably lives in a box in the alley out back or something with the way his business is going

Edited October 29, 2014 by Zwenkwiel

[K.Walters]

does anyone rob them at all? I mean seriously, they give so little money I don`t even bother. Same with Gang attacks. Also with what a** R* was thinking when they put a gang attack on a fu**ing airfield?!?

Edited October 29, 2014 by WalterS_LV