Does anyone rob stores the correct way?

[ZakeBudek]

Obviously I am using the correct way, I'm not a noob.

 

I get my car fixed up -$300

I call for my Buzzard -$200

Fly to an Ammunation for fresh armor -$500

Grab a soda -$1

Call in Helicopter backup -$5000

Rob the store +$1500

 

If there's a better way, I can't figure it out.

[thebrianmo]

Like do you just barge in shooting or do you go in, do some shopping & then surprise the clerk

Why would I waste money shopping when the goal is to get and keep money? SMH

[TheComedianIsDead]

Is the right way waiting outside while someone else holds the place up and the moment the cashier coughs up the dough I run in all guns blazing and sh*t and rob the bullet riddled corpses of the clerk and player before setting that place ablaze with a gas can and grenades and then fleeing from the scene in my Fusilade all like "Later bitches!" while bumping Geto Boys and chugging Sprunk while I'm throwing Westside out the car window?!

 

Honestly, if that sh*t is wrong, I don't wanna be right.

Edited October 25, 2014 by TheComedianIsDead

[Crunch McThornbody]

I go in and buy all the snacks I can, then point my gun at the cashier to start the robbery, then I shoot the sh*t out of everything that can pop in the store to hurry him up, including the 2nd cashier's register to get the little bit of money from that one. Once he drops the bag of money I kill him, collect his personal money he dropped then grab the bag and run.

Edited October 25, 2014 by Crunch McThornbody

[cwo-reynolds]

Steal jet, bailout over store, parachute through store doors (honey I'm home), get shot and killed by armed customer.

 

Murica

[am30]

Does anyone still rob stores?

[caz95]

ok kiddies, welcome to shop robbing 101.

 

Step 1: pick a get away vehicle. (i use a sultan as its based on an impreza, the British asbo machine (part from the fact is Japanese))

 

Step 2: Pick your weapon

 

Step 3: Pick your mask

 

Step 4: Pick the shop you want to rob

 

Step 5: Go to shop

 

Step 6: Point gun at shop keeper

 

Step 7: Shot Products behind the till

 

Step 8: Recive Money (while having your gun pointing at the shop keeper)

 

Step 9: Kill shop keepers

 

Step 10: Get in get away vheicle

 

Step 11: Drive away

 

Step 12: Evade Police

 

Step 13: Bank money

 

Step 14: Repete

[Malibu454]

Drive in the store on a Bati with a sawed off!

That's the fun way for me..

[Dan_Houser_Official]

ok kiddies, welcome to shop robbing 101.

 

Step 1: pick a get away vehicle. (i use a sultan as its based on an impreza, the British asbo machine (part from the fact is Japanese))

 

Step 2: Pick your weapon

 

Step 3: Pick your mask

 

Step 4: Pick the shop you want to rob

 

Step 5: Go to shop

 

Step 6: Point gun at shop keeper

 

Step 7: Shot Products behind the till

 

Step 8: Recive Money (while having your gun pointing at the shop keeper)

 

Step 9: Kill shop keepers

 

Step 10: Get in get away vheicle

 

Step 11: Drive away

 

Step 12: Evade Police

 

Step 13: Bank money

 

Step 14: Repete

No.

 

The sultan is not based off a subrau impreza.

 

Don't say that or I will find your gamertag and mod my game so my character can quite literally sh*t on the car bonnet and seat so much that it lowers the frame rate to 1 and causes your xbox to explode!

[caz95]

 

ok kiddies, welcome to shop robbing 101.

 

Step 1: pick a get away vehicle. (i use a sultan as its based on an impreza, the British asbo machine (part from the fact is Japanese))

 

Step 2: Pick your weapon

 

Step 3: Pick your mask

 

Step 4: Pick the shop you want to rob

 

Step 5: Go to shop

 

Step 6: Point gun at shop keeper

 

Step 7: Shot Products behind the till

 

Step 8: Recive Money (while having your gun pointing at the shop keeper)

 

Step 9: Kill shop keepers

 

Step 10: Get in get away vheicle

 

Step 11: Drive away

 

Step 12: Evade Police

 

Step 13: Bank money

 

Step 14: Repete

No.

 

The sultan is not based off a subrau impreza.

 

Don't say that or I will find your gamertag and mod my game so my character can quite literally sh*t on the car bonnet and seat so much that it lowers the frame rate to 1 and causes your xbox to explode!

 

ok explain why it looks like an impreza

[am30]

 

 

ok kiddies, welcome to shop robbing 101.

 

Step 1: pick a get away vehicle. (i use a sultan as its based on an impreza, the British asbo machine (part from the fact is Japanese))

 

Step 2: Pick your weapon

 

Step 3: Pick your mask

 

Step 4: Pick the shop you want to rob

 

Step 5: Go to shop

 

Step 6: Point gun at shop keeper

 

Step 7: Shot Products behind the till

 

Step 8: Recive Money (while having your gun pointing at the shop keeper)

 

Step 9: Kill shop keepers

 

Step 10: Get in get away vheicle

 

Step 11: Drive away

 

Step 12: Evade Police

 

Step 13: Bank money

 

Step 14: Repete

No.

 

The sultan is not based off a subrau impreza.

 

Don't say that or I will find your gamertag and mod my game so my character can quite literally sh*t on the car bonnet and seat so much that it lowers the frame rate to 1 and causes your xbox to explode!

 

ok explain why it looks like an impreza

 

 

It doesn't so explaining may be quite difficult.

[don ovdi' island]

Drive in the store on a Bati with a sawed off!

That's the fun way for me..

i love taking motorbikes inside the store.

 

"Git that ting out of here!"

[caz95]

 

 

 

ok kiddies, welcome to shop robbing 101.

 

Step 1: pick a get away vehicle. (i use a sultan as its based on an impreza, the British asbo machine (part from the fact is Japanese))

 

Step 2: Pick your weapon

 

Step 3: Pick your mask

 

Step 4: Pick the shop you want to rob

 

Step 5: Go to shop

 

Step 6: Point gun at shop keeper

 

Step 7: Shot Products behind the till

 

Step 8: Recive Money (while having your gun pointing at the shop keeper)

 

Step 9: Kill shop keepers

 

Step 10: Get in get away vheicle

 

Step 11: Drive away

 

Step 12: Evade Police

 

Step 13: Bank money

 

Step 14: Repete

No.

 

The sultan is not based off a subrau impreza.

 

Don't say that or I will find your gamertag and mod my game so my character can quite literally sh*t on the car bonnet and seat so much that it lowers the frame rate to 1 and causes your xbox to explode!

 

ok explain why it looks like an impreza

 

 

It doesn't so explaining may be quite difficult.

 

[am30]

Yep, looks nothing like it.

 

It's closer to an Evo III and a Lexus (can't remember the model but there was a thread about thios ages ago).

Edited October 25, 2014 by am30

[caz95]

the front reminds me of an impreza, and its drive, (or is it cause i just cant drive)

[DarkSavageDeathlyCloud]

first getting my snacks, then i rob the bastard and i let him empty it, a 3 star wanted level just inst worth it

though i only go there when i need some egochassers...i mean, its not like robbing stores realy is rewarding

[Dan_Houser_Official]

the front reminds me of an impreza, and its drive, (or is it cause i just cant drive)

lexus is300.

 

and the back is some mitsubishi

[Soran Is On]

Does anyone still rob stores?

Every day my friend. It's just 1200$ sitting there around every corner. I've made close to a million dollars robbing stores.

[caz95]

 

the front reminds me of an impreza, and its drive, (or is it cause i just cant drive)

lexus is300.

and the back is some mitsubishi

still seems like there are some impreza, bit i guess that's how i saw it. Iv played forza as well so i pick up bits from there. Ok explain how i can see it.as.an impreza..

[Thelankymidget]

-go in store

-Shoot the clerk

-take the money myself

-drive away pretty fast

-get a damaged car (repairs usually cost the same amount I stole)

-made no profit

-go home

-beat my wife

-go out again

-repeat the follow steps above

[Retired Mafia]

Does anyone still rob stores?

Here is your answer:

We rob stores the correct way here lol: http://gtaforums.com/topic/711466-heist-preparation/

 

[Red Lynx 23]

If I'm in need of one snack, or if I decide to drink a Pibswasser outside, I'll shoplift an item then pull a gun and rob the store. I also prefer to walk out the door backwards and not shoot the clerk unless he laughs and reaches under the counter. Killing him or not means the difference between a two star or three star wanted level. But if he goes for a gun, sucks to be him.

[hotrats773]

I only rob the store if the clerk is a dick when i walk in.

"I'M WATCHING YOU!"

*BOOM*

 

Otherwise I have a crisis of conscious, get my sh*t and leave.

[Soran Is On]

I'd like to be able to rob the stores by sticking the tank cannon in through the door.

 

"Excuse me sir, I'll take EVERYTHING...."

Edited October 27, 2014 by stonedpimpso

[meatrocket8]

Obviously I am using the correct way, I'm not a noob.

 

I get my car fixed up -$300

I call for my Buzzard -$200

Fly to an Ammunation for fresh armor -$500

Grab a soda -$1

Call in Helicopter backup -$5000

Rob the store +$1500

 

If there's a better way, I can't figure it out.

 

why do you need a helicopter backup

[DentureDynamite]

I use the "CaptainMental" robbery method. Masks are for weanies. lol Lose the stars like a proper criminal.

This game never fails to amuse me--yesterday, as I parked my car near the front of the store for a quick getaway, I somehow ticked off a nearby NPC, who pulls out a gun and starts shooting at me, drawing the cops, and closing the store. I ended up dying, but at least took the gas pumps and some cops with me. Still don't know if I managed to nailed the sorry-butt NPC who started it all. lol

Like a previous poster mentioned, after the clerk hands over the money bag, I keep the gun aimed at him and fire one more shot (or burst of shots) until he runs to the back of the store. You then can leave without fear of him shooting you in the back.

BTW, no need to stop at LSC to pay for a vehicle repair; just make a quick stop in your apartment, it will auto-repair itself.

 

And as fun as planning ahead can be, winging the escape every time sharpens your evasion skills--also useful for losing griefing players.

I'd like to be able to rob the stores by sticking the tank cannon in through the door.

 

IIRC, I think Xpertthief tried this in an episode of 'Thug Life'; not sure whether it worked or not, but it was hilarious to watch.

[Kampioen]

The right way to rob a store is with your dick hanging out and a medieval sword in your hand.

[PMSubhan]

There is a "correct" way to hold up a store?

 

I just shoot the guy and take the money myself.

[iBleedCoffee]

I walk in, smiling all happy, buy stuff then pull my gun out and ask him to fill the bag and apologize X'D

[TeammateHelper]

The guy gives me food after I wave my fully-automatic invisible credit card at his face.

 

 

But let's be honest, those prices are daylight robbery. $3 for a candy bar? What the holy f*ck?