Does anyone rob stores the correct way?

[meatrocket8]

Like do you just barge in shooting or do you go in, do some shopping & then surprise the clerk

[sebcreed]

We rob stores the correct way here lol: http://gtaforums.com/topic/711466-heist-preparation/

 

Edited August 13, 2014 by sebcreed

[Khelandros]

"Does anyone rob stores the way I think you should"

 

Fixed your thread title.

[ElBarrioKing]

We rob stores the correct way here lol: http://gtaforums.com/topic/711466-heist-preparation/

 

and split the money 3 ways lol

[don ovdi' island]

"Does anyone rob stores the way I think you should"

 

Fixed your thread title.

basically.

[Soran Is On]

at 800+ robberies I've probably done it every way possible

[Stephen]

Don't forget to swap masks after you leave, you'll drop one wanted star. Also shooting all the liquor bottles really puts a pep in his step. No OP I'm not non chalant about it, I go in there with my weapon drawn.

[CIAagent]

oh wow , now there is a correct way to rob .

[BaderTank]

No, I just shoot the bastard dead.

[CaptainMental]

1. Leave fast vehicle outside.

2. Go in.

2. Restock on supplies, politely paying the clerk

3. Pull gun on clerk

4. Shoot bottles to make the clerk hurry up

5. Take money and back out so clerk wont shoot you in the back

6. Profit

[stickboy]

Hmm, I thought the OP might actually take a few seconds to describe what the "right way" to rob a store is...

[LightningLord]

Try this:

 

Have a clean getaway. Go in, grab the cash, and go away undetected. No firing shots, no cops chasing you. This needs planning. But it's fun when done correctly.

[Chloroform]

at 800+ robberies I've probably done it every way possible

Ever try it with a full lobby and everyone has their own car? But all the cars are parked across the street. It would be like a street race when the cops show up.

Edited August 13, 2014 by Chloroform

[DaCosta]

1. Leave fast vehicle outside.

2. Go in.

2. Restock on supplies, politely paying the clerk

3. Pull gun on clerk

4. Shoot bottles to make the clerk hurry up

5. Take money and back out so clerk wont shoot you in the back

6. Profit

 

Updating your list...

 

1. Leave fast vehicle outside.

2. Check for have-a-go-hero NPC characters outside that might surprise you.

3. Go in.

4. Check for have-a-go-hero NPC characters inside that might surprise you.

5. Restock on supplies, politely paying the clerk

6. Pull gun on clerk

7. Shoot bottles to make the clerk hurry up

8. Take money and back out so clerk wont shoot you in the back

9. Profit

 

And personally I'd wear a mask, not buy the supplies, and escape in a helicopter!

[Zondar]

I do my shopping first, then immediately shoot the clerk and anyone else in the shop, then get the money myself.

3* is more fun that 2*. Fact.

[GTA-Biker]

I do it like this:

-get to the store that has a lot of escape routes and some good hiding spots

-leave a fast and agile vehicle outside,facing the road(usually not my PV,so I don´t have to go to the impound if cops kill me)

-get in the store,pull out a gun and point it at the clerk

-while he is getting the cash,I shoot or smash another register for an extra few dozen bucks

-when he gives me the money,I run for my ride

-either drive around evading cops or hide somewhere until I lose my wanted level

-never rob more than two stores in a row or kill the clerk to avoid getting 3 stars wanted level(which makes it harder to lose the cops)

[meatrocket8]

when you have to explain the joke...

 

http://gtaforums.com/topic/730926-does-anyone-use-the-sniper-the-correct-way/

[morgan 5301]

I go in stock up of snack bars then headshot the clerk grab the money myself run to my car and drive off

Edited August 13, 2014 by morgan 5301

[FAT CURRY]

Does anyone rob stores?

 

Nope.

[Murdick]

I just shoot and scream at the clerk xD ..only scream when I'm on my own tho aha

[N_Thomas74]

I only buy snacks. Robbing those stores is a waste of time. How much money do you even get?

[Proenza Schouler]

Y'all are amateurs. The right way to rob a store is to steal a golfcart, drive it straight into the shop, take the money and then drive away.

[Stringer Bell]

yesterday i was bored so i went in bought 10 pisswisers and drank all of them outside then went back in, robbed the clerk, shot him and tried to escape a 3 star wanted level while drunk

 

it wasn't as fun as i thought it would be but i tried it lol

Edited August 13, 2014 by Poohdini

[rovert]

first on the list should be shooting those cctv cameras.

[MadeBrazen]

- Be wearing zombie mask.

- Park outside casually and within accepted societal parameters, parallel but not too close to the curb.

- Enter shop, act normally. Clerk generally accepting of Zombie mask.

- While whistling, purchase clerks last remaining stocks of Meteor Bars, Ps & Qs, E-cola and Egochasers (still don't know what they are but I eat em like peas)

- Make to leave shop, ultra casual-like.

- Last minute do a double duck and pull out Golden Heavy Pistol, running back to counter acting as aggressively as possible via joypad.

- Say angry things in an american accent in my head to pump myself up, sometimes whisper them.

- Wait until I feel the clerk is taking too long and start shooting his most expensive liquor bottles.

- Once all expensive liquor bottles have been shot say to the clerk 'you're next' (in my head).

- Take money, feel good.

- Hold pistol pointed at Clerk for a while longer, reinforcing my badassery.

- Shoot second register for another $74.

- Walk backwards out of store mentally willing the clerk to not be a silly billy and do anything stupid.

- Get back in fast car and do a burnout + 180 degree spin and drive away.

- Find slutty alleyway

- Remove Zombie mask.

- Repeat.

[hugh750]

i just barge into the store buy what i need then rob the clerk, i shoot him afterwards (it always ended that way anyways), then i make a frantic run to my car and floor it!

Edited August 13, 2014 by hugh750

[Kampioen]

I like to rob him with the musket, the idiot doesn't even come at you while you're reloading.

[skunkcore]

Posting in a troll thread.

If you guys shoot the clerk above his head after he gives you the cash he'll either run away or stay put. If he stays there there's a chance he'll shoot you on your way out.

[Soran Is On]

step 7- minigun the entire stores inventory, chips, pop, magazines, smokes.....

[ZeroF0rce]

 

Does anyone rob stores?

 

Nope.

 

 

I robbed each store once, then didn't bother anymore