My feeling are hurt :(

[Zorvaine]

 

 

Pička vam materina svima.

How's that

 

Would be hilarious hearing workers yell ''Jebem vam mater na današnji dan.'' or ''Koji kurac!'' when hitting their cars.

 

Niko had some fun sayings in GTA IV. But his accent was horrible

 

 

It wasn't that bad although he could have put a lot more soul into it. It's sad that most people still believe he's russian when he's serbian. Even more ignorant when you correct them and they tell you ''Same thing.''

[DBrasco]

"Go back to you sh*tty little home!"

 

Which happen to be two of the most expensive and luxurious penthouses in town with two garages filled with twenty of the most expensive, luxurious cars. Irony.

 

And best thing is, those npc's don't even have a home!

Edited August 12, 2014 by DBrasco

[Zondar]

" Commie!" always makes me chuckle.

[Franceska]

"Please come again."

 

I cri evertym :'(

[Kampioen]

Not an insult, but this happened to me once:

 

There was some random NPC walking around near the beach, and she was on the phone. Out of boredom I decided to shoot her, and right after I decided to do so and right before I actually shot her, I heard her say on the phone something like "this place is scary, they have guns here you know?" Then, bang, one in the head. It was perfect. I only realized what a coincidence it was after I killed her. Imagine what it must have been like for the person she was talking to.

[LV_Jag]

Being called "welfare trash" always cracks me up. I shoot them after I stop laughing.

[A Maned Wolf]

"What the hell am I doing?!"

-The Professionals

[Trevor-Fuckin-Phillips]

"Immigrant c0cksucker!"

 

"I'm tired of you f*ckers on welfare!"

 

"It's hangers on like you that're f*ckin up this country!"

 

--Blaine County hillbillies

 

 

EDIT:

I also like the Mendoza mafioso's you encounter during gang attacks. My favorite line:

 

"You mutherf*ckin c0cksucker!"

Edited August 12, 2014 by Trevor-Fuckin-Phillips

[Kausus]

sh*t dick. You hear me, sh*t dick?

[s-u-r-y-a]

"You're an @ss kisser"

 

"You look like a tranny"

 

"You hot piece of sh#t"

 

 

[GamingBunny84]

 

"you f*cking penis"

Classic.

 

I have been called that also. I, sir, do not have a penis.

[xInfamousRYANx]

sh*tdick

Motherf*cker

[livejoker]

"Go back to your sissy daddy!"

Not only is that an insult for me to go away, it's an insult to my dad.
I'm very hurt.

[ThaSouljaCity]

I like when the rednecks in blain country yell out "f*cking savage!!!" As you can tell by my PSN name.

[NubcakeVII]

"Aaaawwwwwwww motherf*cker!"

 

Hurts every time.

[GamingBunny84]

"Aaaawwwwwwww motherf*cker!"

 

Hurts every time.

lol, that one's funny.

[Roronoa Zoro]

 

 

"D*ck tickler", he was on a motorcycle and i spent 15 minutes chasing him for my revenge.

did you kill him??

Eventually, he was on a moyorcycle and got spooked lol. But i got mine...

"You look like a tranny!"

I get this one from other players on my second character.

[Gordanovich]

"you f***ing [email protected]!" ...in an English accent.

[H x R G]

My female character was called a slut by a police officer when I walked by him!

Edited August 12, 2014 by LukeH_97

[hugh750]

My female character was called a slut by a police officer when I walked by him!

did she slap him??

[H x R G]

 

My female character was called a slut by a police officer when I walked by him!

did she slap him??

 

Yes she did, with a hammer!

[LadySuperioR]

I know what it means but what does "npc" stand for?

 

anywho,

 

 

"Lookin' for sh*t? Just stepped in it!" -redneck npc

 

"You still smell like your momma's pussy"- ghetto npc

 

"Whats my name bitch?" -police npc

Edited August 12, 2014 by LadySuperioR

[A Maned Wolf]

I know what it means but what does "npc" stand for?

 

anywho,

 

 

"Lookin' for sh*t? Just stepped in it!" -redneck npc

 

"You still smell like your momma's pussy"- ghetto npc

NPC= Non Playable Character.

[H x R G]

 

My female character was called a slut by a police officer when I walked by him!

did she slap him??

 

And she doesn't even look slutty!

[vladimir putin]

When they call me "commie" i get confused is that a insult we nice people or say "cold wars over"

[Davey Boy]

I had this fat black chick call me a...

 

"piece of sh*t that came out of her dirty asshole"

 

Guess who was another victim that night...

Edited August 12, 2014 by FedoraTheExplora

[Cyoctane]

That one cop that says (in a flamboyant voice) "Is that jizz... coming out of your ears?" always stops me in my tracks. What the f*ck, man?

[ten-a-penny]

Now let's see.....

1. "F*CKING DIE!"
2. "SH*T DICK!"
3. "GO BACK TO YOUR sh*tTY LITTLE HOME!"
4. "SOMEBODY WHO HAD A LOT OF INSECTS AT NIGHT!"
5. "UR DEED, DEED, DEEEEED!"
6. "KILLING MAKE MY DICK HARD!"
7. "PIECE OF GARBAGE!"

etc,

 

 

 

Another classic: "YOU'RE DEAD DEAD DEAD DEEEEEAAADDDD"- Redneck before I kill him in a gun fight.

Boneyard survival classic.

[rovert]

"show's over asss-hollll!" in an Arnold Schwarzenegger accent.

[Jolly Swagman]

Now let's see.....

• "F*CKING DIE!"
• "SH*T DICK!"
• "GO BACK TO YOUR sh*tTY LITTLE HOME!"
• "SOMEBODY WHO HAD A LOT OF INSECTS AT NIGHT!"
• "UR DEED, DEED, DEEEEED!"
• "KILLING MAKE MY DICK HARD!"
• "PIECE OF GARBAGE!"

etc,

 

 

 

 

Another classic: "YOU'RE DEAD DEAD DEAD DEEEEEAAADDDD"- Redneck before I kill him in a gun fight.

Boneyard survival classic. They are all great but it's "somebody had too much incest" or however it goes rather than insects. Makes it a bit worse. Edited August 13, 2014 by Jolly SWAGman