What glitches do you hate the most?

[Maxxeine]

I'm curious to know what glitches you hate the most. My most hated would be the bald glitch and the Merryweather helicopter AI. Both of which affect me on a daily basis.

[robban]

Not being able to put crew emblem on the back of jackets on the first character.

[RSGCrew01]

God Mode. 'Nuff said...

[Heists]

The damn hat disappearing magic trick my character does after entering a new job.

[numpy]

Ability to shoot in garages.

The people who abused that glitch really need to step outside...

[GR Choke]

what is a glitch?

Edited August 11, 2014 by GR Choke

[OurJud]

what is a glitch?

glitch

glɪtʃ/

informal

noun

noun: glitch; plural noun: glitches

 

1.

a sudden, usually temporary malfunction or fault of equipment.

"a draft version was lost in a computer glitch"

an unexpected setback.

"the only glitch in his year is failing to qualify for the Masters"

Astronomy

a brief irregularity in the rotation of a pulsar.

 

verb

US

verb: glitch; 3rd person present: glitches; past tense: glitched; past participle: glitched; gerund or present participle: glitching

 

1.

suffer a sudden malfunction or fault.

"the elevators glitched"

 

Origin

1960s (originally US): of unknown origin. The original sense was ‘a sudden surge of current’, hence ‘malfunction, hitch’ in astronautical slang.

[GR Choke]

^ thank you so much now i can sleep at night

[8up local]

even though i know some are actually harmless, i hate them all.

[livejoker]

Not a glitch but more a cheap "tactic" - reversing Zentoros. I've met only one but I have a strong hatred for that driver. I couldn't take out my rocket launcher as his friend and I were shooting one another. It's a bitch move and anyone using it should have an "UNSKILLED" label in red across their crew emblem.

[1DrfL]

Long term victim of the 'emblems on jackets' glitch, basically can't wear crew emblems at all now on my main character. It's been awesome

[Woman]

Infuriating aspects of GTAO:

 

- God Mode

- Not being able to change my first character's name

- Hat disappearing at the start of every mission

- Game freezes after accepting an invite and checking joined player's info

- Bad sport timer glitching/ adding time for nothing

- Game freezes during a mission, I restart my console and come back to GTA Online only to be greeted with a message saying I had previously left a mission without completing it. This nearly broken game gives me additional bad sport points for something I have no control over.

Edited August 11, 2014 by Woman

[A Maned Wolf]

As I said in my thread, my f*cking hats disappearing after every single loading screen.

[vipprimo]

The real question is which one doesn't bug me.

[GR Choke]

Infuriating aspects of GTAO:

 

- God Mode

- Not being able to change my first character's name

- Hat disappearing at the start of every mission

- Game freezes after accepting an invite and checking joined player's info

- Bad sport timer glitching/ adding time for nothing

- Game freezes during a mission, I restart my console and come back to GTA Online only to be greeted with a message saying I had previously left a mission without completing it. This nearly broken game gives me additional bad sport points for something I have no control over.

get back in the kitchen, NOW!

[Chloroform]

God mode god mode god mode.

[Stephen]

Game itself is one giant glitch at the moment.

Edited August 11, 2014 by SteveNYC81

[Gatti Sosa]

Modders dropping money that can possibly lead to a money sweep

 

I know it's not a glitch but still

[AceThaCreator]

Hat removing glitch when starting a mission. Its like having a hat on during a mission is way too dangerous or something.

[Brandonmiller237]

The unenterable vanilla unicorn strip club safe house glitch!

[Woman]

 

Infuriating aspects of GTAO:

 

- God Mode

- Not being able to change my first character's name

- Hat disappearing at the start of every mission

- Game freezes after accepting an invite and checking joined player's info

- Bad sport timer glitching/ adding time for nothing

- Game freezes during a mission, I restart my console and come back to GTA Online only to be greeted with a message saying I had previously left a mission without completing it. This nearly broken game gives me additional bad sport points for something I have no control over.

get back in the kitchen, NOW!

 

 

Sexism is absolutely rampant on these forums.

[Deatheffekt]

Crew emblem on jacket.

Hair and other items vanishing.

and god mode, but I rarely go into pub session's anymore before that all started and was big.

[DiscoPanda]

God Mode,

My motorcycle helmet having random colors during jobs,

NPCs being able to shoot through walls from time to time,

Hair disappearing in the victory animation screen,

Players glitching into walls so they can't be killed, but can kill others,

Not being able to get in my personal vehicle that I'm standing right next to, because the game thinks I want to get in some other random vehicle that is 5 meters away - occurs very frequently during Rooftop Rumble,

The getting-in-a-vehicle lag (character stops in the middle of the animation of getting in a vehicle even for a couple of seconds).

Edited August 11, 2014 by DiscoPanda

[Zondar]

I find my disappearing mullet when my guy's doing the DJ dance after winning a race/DM much more annoying than I should.

The crew emblem disappearing from my cars every time I use the mechanic bugs the sh*t outta me too, especially if I forget to put it back on and then have to race in a Gulf coloured car with no f*cking Gulf emblem.

Small matters really, but annoying as hell.

[resetingname]

Weird glitch where random guy gets invited to job even though I didn't press invite and game freezes. Hair glitch. God mode.

[ten-a-penny]

All the existing glitches, except Swing glitch, SP>MP, Mask/Hat/glasses and Pearl Over non-Metallic Paint glitches because those are harmful.

Edited August 11, 2014 by ten-a-penny

[RagunCajin]

The one that says "cannot connect to gta online because R* cloud servers are pieces of sh*t."

 

Those are the ones I hate the most.

[Cripto136]

My fedora constantly disappearing from my mobster character, and getting Steven Seagal hair every time I win a game.

[cjdavies]

- God mode

- Game freezes after accepting an invite.

- I collect new weapons from Survival, after a while when going back in free roam after say Dathmatch, puts me in a lobby then changes again and I lose them all, also affects the above.

- The loss when you in fact won the Parachute race/challenge.

- Modded money.

Edited August 11, 2014 by cjdavies

[ThugBunny_]

1. God mode

2. Creator to free roam ( THEY ALWAYS PUT A FENCE INFRONT OF LSC)

3. Balding