The Heavenly Update DLC (Concept) *VERY funny*

[Shake 'N Bake]

The Heavenly Update

Hello fellow servants of our savior. Wanting to feel a bit more in touch with your Heavenly side? Well the time is upon us.. The Heavenly Update bring you one step closer to those big ass pearly gates. In this update, you are gifted the powers of God like health and strength (except while being crushed by a car and/ or tank), control over your common mans body and object. Most of you 12 year olds on the forums seem to already use some of these add-ons already, so if you're one of these f*cks please do not read ahead, but I doubt many of you can actually read these words I'm typing.

Added changes:

 

- Players are gifted "God Mode". God mode grants the user unlimited health. These players are unable to be killed with the normal weapons that you slaughter your everyday sacrifices with. While this spectacle is seen to many as an amazing demonstration of Gods power bestowed upon the common man, most of us here on the GTA Forums see it as a crime of nature.

 

NOTE: Using "God mode" in a public lobby to kill other players may cause the following side effects; Ban from GTA: Online, the whole lobby teaming up on you in tanks sitting on top of your pathetic excuse of a body, having a child scream "Cheater, Cheater" over and over again until you mute the little f*cker, having an adult who is obviously too old to be playing GTA: Online threaten to call your mother and threaten to not only spank you but also her when hes "with her tonight", a 13 - 20 year old threatening to hack your internet and disable your internet cause hes a "hardc0re haxor".

 

 

- Mind control and Teleportation has been added as a feature in the Heavenly Update. Bring the whole lobby to you by teleportaing everyone to your exact location, where you can mow them down with your mini-gun or force them break out into a flash mod dance or naughty sexy pole dance, YOU PICK! You can also force players into engage in anal rape with you, but remember, It's not rape if they're willing and you can't hear them say no and stop if you mute them!

 

Note: Using the teleportation and mind control may cause the same side effects of using God Mode.

 

Here are some examples me and my fellow Concept designers have put together:

Rape -

Break/ pole dancing -

 

- Ever wanted to control matter and spawn object at your free will? Well no you f*cking assholes can! With the Heavenly Update, creating cage for your prisoners has never been easier. Spawn deadly meteorites that will crush your peasant bitches into dusk you can snort later. Or create a death trap where you spawn your victims in with the Teleportation add-on and coral these godless heathens, cleansing them of their sins.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LCNXeBgCaFs

 

NOTE: Again for the third f*cking time, side affects may be similar to that of using God Mode, Teleportation, Mind Control, and Control of Matter.

 

- Players are now able to pry their ways into the homes, apartments, and garages of other characters to preach the good news of their savior and also tell them that it's not too late to turn over a new life and because a pathetic, moronic, haxor!

 

Thank you for taking the time to read my super fun idea DLC concept that I think many of you 12 year old f*cks would love and probably already do on a daily basics.

If you have a suggestion for a DLC Concept I can create, leave me a comment or send me a message. I will do my best to deliver you only the best ideas your puny little brains can think of in the most realistic and hysterical ways possible.

Thank you again, and may God Mode be with you.

Edited August 11, 2014 by Shake 'N Bake

[DopeFresh]

dont you have anything better to do than troll?

[deletemeplease]

you should be able to force your way into peoples apartments to tell them about your lord savior

[Shake 'N Bake]

dont you have anything better to do than troll?

Not trolling, This is 100% serious and totally going to happen.

 

 

Hater.

you should be able to force your way into peoples apartments to tell them about your lord savior

adding now!

[don ovdi' island]

 

having an adult who is obviously too old to be playing GTA: Online

​So how old exactly is too old to be playing GTAO ?

 

dont you have anything better to do than troll?

 

Coming from the troll-master himself lol..

[Shake 'N Bake]

 

 

having an adult who is obviously too old to be playing GTA: Online

​So how old exactly is too old to be playing GTAO ?

 

dont you have anything better to do than troll?

 

Coming from the troll-master himself lol..

 

Too old? When I can hear the nurses in the retirement home pleading for you to get off GTA: Online and take a sh*t on the toilet instead of in your adult diaper.

 

Yeah DopeFresh, f*ck you!

Edited August 11, 2014 by Shake 'N Bake

[CrysisAverted]

[DopeFresh]

 

 

having an adult who is obviously too old to be playing GTA: Online

​So how old exactly is too old to be playing GTAO ?

 

dont you have anything better to do than troll?

 

Coming from the troll-master himself lol..

 

sorry, but i dont troll and never have.

[Brock Elvis]

I thoroughly enjoyed this topic. Nominated for 'Best Topic of the Decade'.

Edited August 11, 2014 by Brock Elvis

[Shake 'N Bake]

I thoroughly enjoyed this topic. Nominated for Best Topic of the Decade.

God mode bless you sweet child. God mode bless..

[Brock Elvis]

 

I thoroughly enjoyed this topic. Nominated for Best Topic of the Decade.

God mode bless you sweet child. God mode bless..

 

 

What about the fountain of gold for whomever exposes flaws within our saviours' recreation of Los Santos?

[Testarossa]

You, my friend, are an asshole.

[Brock Elvis]

You, my friend, are a loveable and divine arsehole.

[Shake 'N Bake]

 

You, my friend, are a loveable and divine arsehole.

 

#Love

[Brock Elvis]

 

 

You, my friend, are a loveable and divine arsehole.

 

#Love

 

Quote train!

[Judicious 7]

I can't even....

 

[Shake 'N Bake]

I can't even....

 

Good,, Let the can't even flow through you..

[JOEsAGGRESSIVE]

 

[Shake 'N Bake]

- snip -

[Quinn_flower]

I'm going to say this again you need black Jesus (lamar Halloween costume).

[The_B1u3_Jay]

Welp, i know where this is going sooo.....

 

[Shake 'N Bake]

Welp, i know where this is going sooo.....

 

-snip-

Hmmmm.. Is it really asshole?

 

http://gtaforums.com/topic/730009-way-down-south-dlc-concept/?do=findComment&comment=1065961686

 

http://gtaforums.com/topic/729937-typical-white-teenage-girl-dlc-concept/?do=findComment&comment=1065959892

[RowanSane]

Welp, i know where this is going sooo.....

 

 

OT another excellent concept.

/10

Edited August 11, 2014 by RowanSane

[the_warbsta]

No f*cking way, the only reason being is that would cause major uproar with the Muslims and Jews and other code names for crazy people that play this game.

[Shake 'N Bake]

No f*cking way, the only reason being is that would cause major uproar with the Muslims and Jews and other code names for crazy people that play this game.

Oh trust me.. They're getting a DLC Concept soon. Just you wait..

[Brock Elvis]

 

No f*cking way, the only reason being is that would cause major uproar with the Muslims and Jews and other code names for crazy people that play this game.

Oh trust me.. They're getting a DLC Concept soon. Just you wait..

 

[Officer Ronson]

Praise be our lord and saviour.

[mareepx]

I'm failing to see the '*VERY funny*' part of this.

[BitPieStudios]

I'm failing to see the '*VERY funny*' part of this.

Yeah I got a good laugh the first 2 times, but then it got old.

comedy is not good in repetition.

Edited August 12, 2014 by BitPieStudios

[_Rei]

11/10 would buy OP, made me laugh