Explain Your Last Crime In GTAO To The Arresting Officer

[Testarossa]

Gerald made me do it.

wtf is a gerald?

[CrysisAverted]

In west Philadelphia born and raised

On the playground was where I spent most of my days
Chillin' out maxin' relaxin' all cool
And all shootin some b-ball outside of the school
When a couple of guys who were up to no good
Started making trouble in my neighborhood
I got in one little fight and a renta-cop got scared
So I stomped his nuts and ran off to Bel Air

Edited October 24, 2014 by Sh4d0wX32111

[xInfamousRYANx]

Well officer I was simply driving along peacefully minding the speed limit when a Black Sentinel XS runs into me and shoots me

I retaliate and shoot back amd now I got a wjole mothafukin army of gangbangers on me. It was self defense

[da_illest101]

I thought that being trigger happy meant triggering happiness in others. You got to believe me officer

Edited October 24, 2014 by da_illest101

[GR Choke]

Last night, I must've had a blast choppin' up bodies

Woke up bloody as f*ck in the hospital lobby

Body filled with adrenaline

Not rememberin' what I did to get all this blood on my f*ckin' Timberlands

Cop's sayin' I did what to him?

Showin' me pictures of cut-up bitches

Disfigured members with body parts missin'

Listen, I ain't do sh*t, I don't know sh*t

Man, I don't give a f*ck about that bitch

f*ck whatever she said, f*ck whatever she saw -it wasn't me

Oh no no, not me, listen to the alibi

I was at the movies -that Avatar sh*t, with them 3-D glasses on

And that sh*t longer than muaf*cka

Look at my pocket, get the ticket stub

That's my alibi, bitch, now what up?

Fresh out the cuffs, now I'm back on the outside

Last night, I must've had a blast choppin' up bodies

Woke up bloody as f*ck in the hospital lobby

Body filled with adrenaline

Not rememberin' what I did to get all this blood on my f*ckin' Timberlands

Cop's sayin' I did what to him?

Showin' me pictures of cut-up bitches

Disfigured members with body parts missin'

Listen, I ain't do sh*t, I don't know sh*t

Man, I don't give a f*ck about that bitch

f*ck whatever she said, f*ck whatever she saw -it wasn't me

Oh no no, not me, listen to the alibi

I was at the movies -that Avatar sh*t, with them 3-D glasses on

And that sh*t longer than muaf*cka

Look at my pocket, get the ticket stub

That's my alibi, bitch, now what up?

Fresh out the cuffs, now I'm back on the outside

[Is this The Guy?]

The prostitute was dead before I got there.

[TeammateHelper]

I'm not speaking without my lawyer present.

[Killzone3265]

i looked at you

[The_darkest_side]

"I saw his Zentorno driving backwards and thought I'd do the human gene pool a favour"

[CrysisAverted]

No worries officer, I caught it all on tape

Edited October 24, 2014 by Sh4d0wX32111

[BigStu4q]

After watching too much Sons of Anarchy i saw the Lost MC hanging around hookies and just lost control, somehow they all ended up dead. But since they're meth distributors all over the map, I think I did you a favour

[GrandTheftRobbo]

lol this is a good thread

[AzelfandQuilava]

"Sorry Officer, but Rooftop Rumble was so tempting...."

 

"Shut up you grinding scum!"

[Pedinhuh]

Me:"...It was self defence!"
Officer:"You've killed several LSPD and NOOSE men, started a pursuit all over the state in a stolen Coquette which result in many crashes with civilian vehicles, some with fatal victims, blown up several police vehicles pursuing you, mine's included, with sticky bombs, set a 24/7 on fire and shot a store clerk 2349 times with a shotgun"
Me:"He pulled a pistol on me after I politely asked the money inside his cash register, sure enough Ihad to convince him with my RPG but he was being a dick!!!".
Officer:"Seems legit, you're free to go"
Me:"K thx, bye!"
*hops in the Coquette, turns around the corner and crashes in a ninja NOOSE Granger*
NOOSE officer:"LOOK TO WHAT YOU'VE TO MY CAR YOU DICK!"
*shots me 1234 times*
Me:*Dies*

Edited October 24, 2014 by pedinhuh

[AceThaCreator]

"Real Gs don't speak, we move in silence, perpetrating violence"

[CaptainMental]

"He started it!"

[Tiny Rick]

Pretty old but what the heck. I actually shouted this on the mic when the pigs told me to pullover.

.

[CarnageRacing00]

But officer, I was only trying to have FUN!

[ZakeBudek]

"It was a crime of passion. She was only a prostitute, but she had the nicest face I ever came across."

[GTA-Biker]

Cop:You were standing next to a random civilian for over 10 seconds.

*cop starts shooting at me for no reason*

[SpinningSheep01]

"No comment

[TheNameless]

Cop - Pullover!

 

Me - No

 

Cop - Pullover!

 

Me - Make me

 

*Cop rams me and blows up under my Rhino*

 

Me - That worked then...

[Agent_Ace]

"I paid taxes, I should be able to steal fighter jets whenever I wnat!"

[Reemer]

"But officer, you hit me!"

[blk95ta]

[StangOne50]

but my rocket launcher slipped out of my back pocket and went off accidentally

 

[fw3]

fun topic, OP!

I have nothing to add, but love reading the comments!

(see, I have committed no crimes. I'm an innocent bystander looking on in Passive Mode... wait... why do I have one star? I didn't do ANYthing? Wait... WHAT? TWO STARS? I WAS JUST STANDING HERE???!!!! OMG!!!! WHAT THE.... WHY AM I DEAD?????)

[LeakyLine]

LOOK OFFICER, YOU CAN BITCH ALL YOU WANT, I'M NOT SAYING ANYTHING UNTIL MY LAWYER, LEGAL LEE, COMES HERE!

[DaltonWilliams123]

Cop: Sir, 20+ Merryweather Security were found dead today at LSIA. We have reason to believe it was you.

 

Me: Oh, well how did you come to that conclusion officer?

 

Cop: Well there is the vehicle registered to you that was found outside the hangar with the 200+ bullet holes in the sides.

 

Me: Uh..... My car was stolen earlier.

 

Cop: You just came from Sandy Shores?

 

Me: Yes... Yes I did.

 

Cop: The stolen cargo plane was seen landing there 10 minutes ago.

 

Me: Look officer, WHAT THE HELL IS THAT??

 

Cop: What? *Looks other way*

 

Me: *Leaves the area in Stinger*

[Simply Logic]

me:Well G officer i was only trying to kill the bastard

Officer:AHHHHH!