Explain Your Last Crime In GTAO To The Arresting Officer

[Fireman Sam]

http://gtaforums.com/topic/634655-gtao-stories-share-your-stories/

[sebcreed]

''I'm sorry officer, I could have sworn that traffic light was green. ...By the way, you look kinda familiar, have I killed you before?''

[Gordanovich]

Officer: Why did you discharge a weapon within the State of San Andreas?

Me: I was in my tractor-trailer, stopped at a red traffic signal on Carson Avenue, waiting to turn left across the tramway onto Innocence Boulevard. A black Gallivanter Baller, approaching in the right-turn-only lane suddenly crashed into the right hand side of my trailer at an acute angle.

To my surprise, given he was clearly at fault, the driver then exited his vehicle, drew a weapon, and began firing towards my cab.

Fearing for my safety, and acting only in self-defence, I exited my cab, drew my assault rifle, and halted my would-be assailant. At this point, your colleagues unilaterally declared a shoot-on-sight policy towards me.

 

Officer: GTA LOGIC, BITCH! BAM BAM BAM! I'M A ICE COLD KILLAH!

[oidgod]

Officer: Sir, you have been arrested on accounts of manslaughter and destruction of Property from a Military Grade Tank. In your escapades, you managed to kill over 50 innocent men and women and eradicated half of the police force. You will be sentenced to life in jail.

Me: Sir, I only pulled out the tank to kill a tank griefer and an eleven year old kid in a chrome zentorno.

Officer: You are free to go.

Edited August 9, 2014 by oidgod

[RichyBeats]

Sorry officer I really don't know what started it all I was waiting my turn at the ATM and the person using it called me a scum bag then started throwing some punches I dodged a few and he accidentaly hit himself in the face also those stab wounds were already there.

[CricKetVarble]

Officer: "You were in a military tank brutally murdering police officers, swat members, and civilians! Why would you do such a cold blooded thing!?"

 

Me: "...I got bored."

[Biker_J]

Officer: You had us running after you for hours with a 5 star wanted level going in circles in the city.. why would you do such a thing?

 

Me: Because you too damn dumb to catch me.

[jamsko]

Officer: "You are going to jail for a long time buddy"

 

Me: (Shows a box full of donuts)

 

Officers: "What were we talking about?"

Edited August 9, 2014 by jamsko

[chrisjtho]

Me: "Can i get a picture with you, Officer?"

 

Officer: "LSPD motherf***er!

 

Dr. Ray De Angelo Harris: uhmmmm.... BANG BANG BANG!

 

edited.

[PhoGarrett]

Hey Officer, I just came here to say that a bunch of assholes killed me, 5 times specifically. I defended myself, and than I rose from the grave, 6 times.

Edited August 9, 2014 by dillono

[RDT33]

"Yes Officer, I understand it's illegal to bail out of a passenger airplane over a heavily populated metropolis..... but I overshot my target, sooooo....."

 

 

 

http://gtaforums.com/topic/634655-gtao-stories-share-your-stories/

 

No.

[iSaint9]

Me: Hey officer I just f*cked your wife and then I took a sh*t on her tits.

 

Officer: wat.

[mrpodo100]

I swear officer the hooker was asking for it

[Sw1ft562]

Me: Hey officer I just f*cked your wife and then I took a sh*t on her tits.

 

Officer: wat.

well that escalated quickly

[GhostlySentinel]

Officer: So let me get this straight. You and this other asshole flew an airplane to Grove Street, shot three members of the Ballas gang, after which the two of you proceeded to steal one of their lowriders and drive it into the CGF hood, where you stole one of THEIR lowriders, and then raced them back to the Los Santos Customs shop, the whole time running from police. After selling the cars to the chop shop, you snatched an elderly man out of his SUV and robbed three liquor stores, the last of which was on the corner of Grove. When the tires of your stolen SUV were shot out, you both made a break for your stashed airplane, where the two of you were tased and taken into cusrody just now. Is thay how it happened?

 

Me...

 

My Accomplice...

[Stringer Bell]

"see what had happened was...."

[SmokeDat]

Officer:

We've had an accident downtown and your license plate came up during interviews. Do you mind telling me why someone would claim they saw your vehicle at the scene?

 

Me:

The asshole purposefully ran that stop light and hit my car, then had the nerve to yell some immature insult at me...

 

So I shot him in the face, poured fuel on, I mean in, was trying to help you see...his car and the next thing I know his car exploded. Sorry for the collateral but those fools could obviously see the car on fire and were stupid enough to hang around.

Edited August 9, 2014 by SmokeDat

[Elder Maxson]

Cop "You are under arrested for stealing a fighter jet from the most secure military base in San Andreas, and you used said jet on a rampage throughout the Los Santos metropolitan area."

 

Me "Well, at least I stopped some squeakers in tanks who killed some of your fellow officers down there, sir. I practically saved the day."

[AlabamaFatts]

Me: O.K., I'll admit to stealing a white Canis Mesa, trespassing on military property, grand theft auto of a Military P996 Lazer Jet, the parking of a Lazer in the middle of Grapeseed Ave. That being said, I'll give you 3 good reasons why I shouldn't be arrested.

 

1) Nobody got hurt. I was the only person who sustained any physical damage, and/or mental anguish.

2) I am a new resident in Blaine County, and was unaware of what the local laws were. Is true, I just moved out here from Liberty City.

3) This whole thing started because some madman stole my car in the first place!

 

Officer: Please elaborate on #3.

 

Me: well, I was sitting at a red light, and some crazed idiot ripped me out of my car, and took off with it. The woman waiting behind me at the light had left her vehicle, and ran down the road in fright after she saw what happened to me, so I got in her vacant car, and started to pursue the man who robbed me. As we neared Fort Zancudo, coming down the Great Ocean Highway, I got a blowout in my right passenger side tire which yanked the car right, into a steep hill which my car ramped over the military fence, and right onto the runway. I wanted to explain what had happened, but the army started to chase and shoot at me before I could explain myself. It became evident to me at that point that I was going to have to find and steal a jet in order to get out of that place alive, so I did exactly that. I found an open hangar, hopped into the jet, and headed for freedom. Once I got out, I flew straight to my apartment at 326 Grapeseed Ave, and parked the Jet in the street out front. It was the only place it would fit. You see while dodging bullets from our military, I realized that I had left my stove on, and had to get back before my house caught fire. So, if you ask me, not only should you let me go, but I should be asking you to arrest the troops that shot at me, and the guy who stole my 2001 bright yellow Pegassi Faggio.

 

Officer: ..........................Seems legit. You can go about your business. Be sure to see Detective Cole Phelps on your way out. He can take your statement for any crimes committed against you during this whole big misunderstanding.

[iainspad]

Oh I am so sorry Officer, I didn't know it was illegal to run into a military base, take a $65,000,000 fighter jet that's paid for *with my taxpayer money*, then use said vehicle to destroy other methods of transportation used by others, blow them up with a cannon, and even bomb public places like schools and airports which is again paid by my taxes, only to then kamikaze that aeronautical fighting vehicle into you and your colleagues! Problem??

Edited August 10, 2014 by iainspad

[trippy bongos]

Me : You hit my car officer,while I was trying to turn right!Why did I get 2 stars?

 

Officer : Kill this motherf*cker!!!

 

 

f*ck the police

 

Edited August 10, 2014 by trippy bongos

[Quarthon]

I didnt make it out alive....

 

 

[Sir Michael]

You hit my car officer... why am I the one getting shot??

 

-I'm driving into a military base... you have no need to be involved with this affair you pricks. ._.

 

EDIT: Ninja'd

Edited August 10, 2014 by SirMichaelRocks23

[GunTotinHippie]

Officer: *chuckles/snickers* "we finally got you."

 

Me: ''You didn't get sh*t! I let this happen."

 

Officer: *with shock on his face* ''you let this happen--"

 

Me: ''You got damn right I did and I'll do it again! I'm tired of all the gta forumers saying twanker this and chrome adder that. I worked hard to be here and if I want to bring my tank out and blow holes in the HD universe I will!"

 

Officer: "oh you're gonna pay for this. You killed dozens of cops, fib agents AND several choppers. You're gonna have to answer to what you done." *clenches his fist*

 

Me: ''Yea right. You're just a pawn man. You don't even know it." *stands up pulls out AP Pistol and drops two in his dome* "I'll see you on the other side."

 

2nd officer comes in the interrogation room. My world fades to black but only for a moment.

[AboveAndBeyoncé]

Me: O.K., I'll admit to stealing a white Canis Mesa, trespassing on military property, grand theft auto of a Military P996 Lazer Jet, the parking of a Lazer in the middle of Grapeseed Ave. That being said, I'll give you 3 good reasons why I shouldn't be arrested.

1) Nobody got hurt. I was the only person who sustained any physical damage, and/or mental anguish.
2) I am a new resident in Blaine County, and was unaware of what the local laws were. Is true, I just moved out here from Liberty City.
3) This whole thing started because some madman stole my car in the first place!

Officer: Please elaborate on #3.

Me: well, I was sitting at a red light, and some crazed idiot ripped me out of my car, and took off with it. The woman waiting behind me at the light had left her vehicle, and ran down the road in fright after she saw what happened to me, so I got in her vacant car, and started to pursue the man who robbed me. As we neared Fort Zancudo, coming down the Great Ocean Highway, I got a blowout in my right passenger side tire which yanked the car right, into a steep hill which my car ramped over the military fence, and right onto the runway. I wanted to explain what had happened, but the army started to chase and shoot at me before I could explain myself. It became evident to me at that point that I was going to have to find and steal a jet in order to get out of that place alive, so I did exactly that. I found an open hangar, hopped into the jet, and headed for freedom. Once I got out, I flew straight to my apartment at 326 Grapeseed Ave, and parked the Jet in the street out front. It was the only place it would fit. You see while dodging bullets from our military, I realized that I had left my stove on, and had to get back before my house caught fire. So, if you ask me, not only should you let me go, but I should be asking you to arrest the troops that shot at me, and the guy who stole my 2001 bright yellow Pegassi Faggio.

Officer: ..........................Seems legit. You can go about your business. Be sure to see Detective Cole Phelps on your way out. He can take your statement for any crimes committed against you during this whole big misunderstanding.

 

This was funny.. yall are coming up with some good explanations.

Edited August 10, 2014 by Marc30499

[iSaint9]

Me: Hey Sheriff! Have a nice day patrolling and catching those assholes! Sheriff? Why are you picking up your-? SHERIFF!?

 

*3 seconds later*

 

 

'Cause GTA.

[TheBaronOfHell]

I'll admit I could have done a tidier job, but nobody liked him anyway.

[Senor_taco28]

"Sorry officer. I had to do it. I was sitting at the red light when the bitch tried to get into the turn lane, she rear ended me. And then proceed to insult me like I was the one that hit her car. I then calmly stepped out of my car and approached her vehicle. At this point she has been cursing me out for a good 3 minutes. I've gotten angry at this point and rip open her car door and pull her out. I then begin brutally beating her with the baseball bat I keep in the car. And I then heard your sirens nearing so I drew my unregistered pistol and shot her bloody body a few times right as you arrived. Then I tree down the weapon and surrendered. And now we're here."

Edited August 10, 2014 by Senor_taco28

[matajuegos01]

Well, my friend didn't take kindly the fact that I redecorated his vestra with a sticky. He got a little bit aggresive so I had to put him to sleep, hmm. Sorry "The Leviathan"

[Delta India Echo]

Officer, I recently imported this truck from Dubai and this c*nt in a bicycle thinks he own the streets, he rams into my bumper and dies from a severed C2 spine, then his phantom proceeds to call in a tank and f*ck my day over.

Edited August 10, 2014 by Delta India Echo