Jesus is real!

[*GREY_WOLF*]

Jesus walking on water is one of the miracles of Jesus in the Gospels. Accounts of the miracle appear in three Gospels: Matthew 14:22-33, Mark 6:45-52 and John 6:16-21.

Edited August 9, 2014 by *GREY_WOLF*

[AIDSfromMeth]

ahh shiet!!

[h4l]

[CrysisAverted]

If Jesus is back on earth, this can only mean....

[Killzone3265]

If Jesus is back on earth, this can only mean....

[Vehicles]

I'm not christian.

[BatFerYou]

Jesus is a c*nt.

 

I dunno, you lend someone ten dollars and you never f*cking see them again.

[TheBaronOfHell]

He's bad for productivity rates here in Hell... Most irksome this Christianity.

[Fail_At_GTA]

Swimming on land is for pros.

[JON22]

Where the hell was he when I tripped and chipped ma tooth?

 

Big Bang Master Race.

[Gatti Sosa]

Naw he's too light way too light to be Jesus

[serpentoflight]

If only

[JCAFC]

I want my character to look like this!!!!!

[CarimboHanky]

the real question is...

 

WHAT SHIRT IS THAT?!!!!

[ChrilLe]

I'd like to meet that Jesus man. Ask him for solutions in the universe.

[Vehicles]

Since when Jesus wears jeans?

[CrysisAverted]

Since when Jesus wears jeans?

Right? He usually wears cut-offs

[ADropInTheOcean]

We got Jesus in our game before heists.

 

Just let that sink in for a moment.

[Ninja_Gear]

I'm not christian.

JEW!

[ChrilLe]

 

I'm not christian.

 

JEW!Juice.

[NotoriousJDP]

We got Jesus in our game before heists.

 

Just let that sink in for a moment.

lol. wow. he's right ya know.

[Aljohnk]

You can see him as stranger mission in Single player

 

 

 

oh wait. What is Single Player?

 

[ADropInTheOcean]

Would it be too much to ask him to fix the broken multiplayer R* has given us?

 

No miracle is too big for - Ahm, actually, his powers are probably not enough.

Edited August 9, 2014 by henriquedematos

[Secura]

F*ckin' noobs:

 

Why walk on water, when you can walk on air?

Edited August 9, 2014 by Secura

[maybeanotherone]

jesus is a stoned hippie...

 

R* portrayed him better than his own book.

 

actually being stoned myself the first time i found him in SP, me and my friends were undecided if he was jesus or jim morrison.

 

it may be both

Edited August 9, 2014 by maybeanotherone

[ninjaontour]

Wow, a modded skin and the flying glitch.

 

Who cares?

[CatchMeTrolling]

There's only one Jesus & that's me baby Jesus

[Alvarez]

Jesus is always with me. He's even in my favourite game.

[Lance_Vance89]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Prww5ttUzx4

Edited August 9, 2014 by Lance_Vance89

[AlienTwo]

 

If Jesus is back on earth, this can only mean....

 

I got married that day. The end of the world did in fact happen.