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The DLC, DLC (Concept)


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The DLC, DLC

 

 

With phagg0t R* not adding any DLC for 3-4 days (how dare they!) this is the concept DLC, to all DLCs.

 

Vehicles

 

The ultra-new-and-fresh-and-totally-not-a-rehashed-version-of-every-other-super-car:

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The other-super-new-car-but-this-time-it's-a-bike:

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Weapons

 

The rehashed pistol but this time it's got a gold tint already on it so buy it:

 

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The Super Special Carbine Rifle:

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Clothing

 

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As you see there's nothing there. There's an innuendo somewhere.

 

 

Houses

 

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Yup, that's right, you'll get to buy Devin Weston's Mansion. Available for a luxurious $2 Million dollars.

 

 

Missions

 

You all thought we wouldn't do it, but we did. Rooftop Rumble now has you going to the maze bank building, killing off all 20 NPCs all armed with RPGs with aim better than James Bond, while your's has drastically been reduced to the aim only slightly better than when your dad made you.

Did we also mention that Coveted now requires you to fight the American Army with nothing but our new weapons?

Also, Martin Madrazo only gives you 18$ per mission, because f*cking face it, that guy is riddled with debt by now.

 

 

That my friends and foes is The DLC, DLC. Please, submit this to R* with high hopes that they will add this in the next update. I mean, it's not like they planned all these DLCs from the start or anything, right?

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Shake 'N Bake

 

This idea has already be attempted and deleted.

 

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If these concept threads could just disappear, that'd be great.

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GunTotinHippie

That super looks like a turismo. On the other hand I'll take a mansion with a helipad.

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Yeah, no thanks.

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