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You all know about those side-scroller things (for lack of a better word) they have around the city in GTA 3, right? They were at places like Bedford Point, Capital Autos, the Porter Tunnel and the Airport if I recall right. Out of wondering, does anyone know what the whole word loop says? The only one I remember is "GTA 3 out now" and that one played at the airport, along with the "Tunnel Delayed, Lock Your Doors, etc." one that played at the Porter Tunnel.

It looked like this, if my description wasn't no good:

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universetwisters

Cant remember seing those to be honest.

 

I don't blame you. They're easy to miss but still one of those things that added an extra "vibe" to GTA 3

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Got them all for you.

 

 

 

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There was no need to reply to an answered thread.

 

Next time use the pinned Question Topic for something like this :^:

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