Vice Squad Posted January 5, 2003 Share Posted January 5, 2003 Here's a good question (at least I think)... If you were a pedestrian in Vice City, Who would you be & why? Secondly, What would you do & say if you were made into a ped in GTA? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tuff_luv_capo Posted January 5, 2003 Share Posted January 5, 2003 I'd be some thug-ass carjacker. My lines would be: ------------------- Word to yo uncle and/or sibling of the offensive nature Jimmy cracked a corn, and Ima CRACK YO BLACK ASS! biotch! Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because IMA EAT YO CHILDREN! Wanna know where babies come from? Here, it's my membership to Pornywood Video. Ima pop a cap in yo n00b ass! Fake left, dodge right, never saw me cummin, ho! --------------- You can find me in Vice point smokin/dealing/smuggling/ crack. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gtastinger19 Posted January 5, 2003 Share Posted January 5, 2003 I would just be Mr. T and go around saying.... "I pity tha foo.... blah blah blah." "Boy, that Tommy Vercetti foo, he gonn get someone hurt!" "Dial 1-800-COLLECT, and saaaave a buck or two!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
M. H. Hunter III Posted January 5, 2003 Share Posted January 5, 2003 i would be a pimp in a pink or purple outfit, and my lines would be. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ move bioch, or i'll cane your ass. any more mack for MR. Smack. i talk crap becuase Mr smack can. who can f*ck you, Mr smack can!! mmm, mr.mack needs to find thin chicks, every chick around here is fattttttttttt. I only want me for my pimp jucie. o what did u say to me, Bioch La famiglia è tutto The strength of a family, like the strength of an army is in its loyalty to each other.~ Mario Puzo ~ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nightcrawler Posted January 5, 2003 Share Posted January 5, 2003 id be a bag of kittens, cus they never get killed, whot th f*ck kills a bag of kittens!!! likei could understand a bag of babies, cus there ugly and unproductive, but kittens, thats just wrong. go killa j3w instead eh TLC ; ) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guns don't kill people, I do Posted January 5, 2003 Share Posted January 5, 2003 okay, i'll just ignore nightcrawler's comment on jewish people, and move on to what i would be. i'd probably be: Character: Crazy guy dressed in old rags Voice/Catch phrases: "I need spank, SPANK!!!" "Hey, can i borrow your kid for a while?" "I need money, honey" "Excuse me sir, may I eat your face?" "Anyone wanna give me a spongebath?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Ace of Spades Posted January 5, 2003 Share Posted January 5, 2003 id be a bag of kittens, cus they never get killed, whot th f*ck kills a bag of kittens!!! likei could understand a bag of babies, cus there ugly and unproductive, but kittens, thats just wrong. go killa j3w instead eh TLC ; ) Other than that making me want to puke, I found it quite funny Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dublo 7 Posted January 5, 2003 Share Posted January 5, 2003 wtf, i think this game has warped your mind, drownin babies is not very cool ... We were all babies once.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
aggressor27 Posted January 5, 2003 Share Posted January 5, 2003 I'd be the only thing I've ever been or ever will be good at, The Drunk My lines would include dragged out cliches and originals such as; *How think do you drunk I am? *There's too much blood in my alcohol stream. *...So I told the officer "I only have two hands! Could ya hold my beer?" *Hit me, I need the money. *Hey baby nice curves, you gotta- Oh, sorry sir. *When the ladies in this town start getting ugly, I know it's time to drink again. *I keep waking up in a gutter. Do I even have a house? *I don't have to take this crap, I served in 'Nam, dammit! *When I woke up this morning, I felt like I was hit by a bus, turns out I was. *Do I have a problem with alcohol? No, I have a problem without it Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
faustianbargain Posted January 5, 2003 Share Posted January 5, 2003 A postal worker with a REALLY short fuse. they would walk from place to place delivering mail then getting back in the mail truck and driving to another neighboorhood. Any time someone was blocking the road or bumps into him, he'd freak out and start screaming and shooting while letters fly through the air. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AxER Posted January 5, 2003 Share Posted January 5, 2003 We were all babies once.... I wasn't. I'd be the unpredictable silent guy that everyone would avoid and would only come to with tasks as a last resort due to the unpredictability of my actions. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hotFDLC Posted January 6, 2003 Share Posted January 6, 2003 I'd be the common thug. My lines are: "D*mn yo!! Why you gotta be like that?" "I got two nines and one is about to be in yo mouth, biotch!" "Place your bets and find the red queen!!" whilst shufflin cards on a cardboard box. "Wrecked 'em? D*mn near killed his punk @$$!" "My girl took my blow and smacked me up!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SniperGuy Posted January 6, 2003 Share Posted January 6, 2003 I would be a surfer carrying around a surfboard. -------------------------------------------------- "Dude!" "Sweet!" "Rad!" "Totally!" "Tubular!" Then I run up and steal your money. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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