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Memorable insults online?


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Starscream_910

Not that I keep them written down or anything, but there have been some pretty hilarious ones hurled at me during my time online.

 

Highlight has to be a squeaker (he sounded like he was 7) said he hopes my mom dies in

a "horrific" car crash, which I thought was pretty creative for someone his age, bless him.

 

Another is an American fella (I was cussing Independence Day at the time) called me a tea drinking, crumpet sucking faggit (I'm English btw) and then he literally sung Star-Spangled Banner for about 20 minutes and then burst out crying. I'm not even lying lmaooo, me and my mate were hysterical.

 

But the best insult came from a fellow Brit- he accused me of voting for the Liberal Democrats. You don't get more offensive than that, and I was genuinely hurt =(

 

I mean, you've got your usual "hope you get cancer", "your moms a whore" kind of stuff, but have any of you guys heard/ had any genuinely memorable insults thrown around?

 

Inb4 imminent lock

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fa**ot-ass N*gger Bitch(or c*nt if they're British) seems to be trending.

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Soran Is On

I usually give douchey mcsasshole a long drawn out well articulated reason as to why they are a genuine asshole. But only after listening to an hour and a half of them arguing with my crew mate about cheese and guacamole.

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BoJack Cognac

I was once called an abo-fuçker.

I was appalled.

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The players who ask for people's addresses so they can go kill them in real life, lol

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The problem with yanks is, they're dumb as dog sh*t. I drink coffee and never eat crumpets. Their country also has more people with bad teeth due to their dental services costing a lot. Put it this way, British crack heads will fit in just fine in America.

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CarimboHanky

there was this time i spawnkilled this guy for like 20minutes and the guy said "i hope your entire family in a fire after getting raped"

 

other remarkable insults are "hope you get cancer", "your mom should die from aids" and a whole lot of yo mama jokes and insults.

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I once got on to find 5 messages from this one guy. All it was was a bunch of "you're a bitch nigga this" and a "jerk nigga that sucks" that.

 

 

It was pretty entertaining, actually. Guy sounded like he was trying so hard, too.

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The problem with yanks is, they're dumb as dog sh*t. I drink coffee and never eat crumpets. Their country also has more people with bad teeth due to their dental services costing a lot. Put it this way, British crack heads will fit in just fine in America.

Its OK little buddy, it was over 230 years ago. Let it go.

 

 

 

The players who ask for people's addresses so they can go kill them in real life, lol

Ahh yes, that's a popular one too. Edited by GankThis110
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All I hear is a bunch of kids, and even grown ass men calling each other fa**ots, pussies, throwing around the "your mom" bullsh*t. I do have one, though...

 

Well, it isn't really an insult as much as it is a statement. There was a little raging squeaker in a lobby I was in, and he kept getting spawn killed by this one guy. He kept screaming, and almost got to the point of crying. Once he got enough of it, he said something that made me laugh my ASS off, but then again, if he was serious (which I doubt) then it isn't as funny.

 

He said so calmly and casually, "if you kill me one more time, I'm killing my mom".

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The players who ask for people's addresses so they can go kill them in real life, lol

That reminds me of a time where some guy was more or less doing that. Some kid was talking crap to this Kiwi dude and he responded by saying things like "I'm gonna go to your house and bash your dad" after the kid said he'd get his dad to bash or shoot him and stuff like that. There were a few death threats tossed about. The whole affair was pretty funny to listen to.

Having emotions is not a weakness, but letting your emotions drive you & your decisions is a weakness.

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BoJack Cognac

The problem with yanks is, they're dumb as dog sh*t. I drink coffee and never eat crumpets. Their country also has more people with bad teeth due to their dental services costing a lot. Put it this way, British crack heads will fit in just fine in America.

The British and Americans are about as stupid as each other.

And as fat, too.

Yeah - Apart from the size-differences of cars, trucks, and houses, we are the same.

Except that the Brits are absolutely obsessed with that show, "Friends".

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The problem with yanks is, they're dumb as dog sh*t. I drink coffee and never eat crumpets. Their country also has more people with bad teeth due to their dental services costing a lot. Put it this way, British crack heads will fit in just fine in America.

The British and Americans are about as stupid as each other.

And as fat, too.

Yeah - Apart from the size-differences of cars, trucks, and houses, we are the same.

Except that the Brits are absolutely obsessed with that show, "Friends".

Lol friends? Who even watches that? It's all about eastenders and big brother. I've known like 2 people to watch friends.

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CarimboHanky

 

 

The problem with yanks is, they're dumb as dog sh*t. I drink coffee and never eat crumpets. Their country also has more people with bad teeth due to their dental services costing a lot. Put it this way, British crack heads will fit in just fine in America.

The British and Americans are about as stupid as each other.

And as fat, too.

Yeah - Apart from the size-differences of cars, trucks, and houses, we are the same.

Except that the Brits are absolutely obsessed with that show, "Friends".

"friends" and they have so sort of ocd that make them finish every sentence with the word "innit"

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Sugar Free Nos

One guy said he was going to get me banned from GTA Online by tweeting me out to his 30k followers.

 

I lol'd.

 

https://twitter.com/Domislive/status/488500824885039105

 

 

EDIT- For those of you wondering why he would do this, just read this thread from a couple of weeks ago starting here:

 

http://gtaforums.com/topic/723565-with-all-the-money-glitch-fiasco-going-on/page-3?do=findComment&comment=1065791130

 

I'm not posting this to brag, I just don't want anymore PMs asking why, lol.

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Is this The Guy?

The one in my signature still makes me laugh.

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AllDay808HI

- Due to my constant use of Hawaiian Pidgin or "moke," I have been called a beaner many times.

- A kid called my a "trolling sniper" when I simply just sniped him.

- My personal favorite: "I bet you're a dumb haole, or whatever you called me!" said an angry white kid whom I just called "haole."

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Starscream_910

All I hear is a bunch of kids, and even grown ass men calling each other fa**ots, pussies, throwing around the "your mom" bullsh*t. I do have one, though...

 

Well, it isn't really an insult as much as it is a statement. There was a little raging squeaker in a lobby I was in, and he kept getting spawn killed by this one guy. He kept screaming, and almost got to the point of crying. Once he got enough of it, he said something that made me laugh my ASS off, but then again, if he was serious (which I doubt) then it isn't as funny.

 

He said so calmly and casually, "if you kill me one more time, I'm killing my mom".

 

THIS!!! Lmaooo OMG imagine if he was serious? That's sh*ts messed up hahahaha

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Is this The Guy?

There is one I just remembered though.

 

This one person messaged me saying," If you keep killing me that means you like me and I'm a guy" lol

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people do say the N word a lot though

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The problem with yanks is, they're dumb as dog sh*t. I drink coffee and never eat crumpets. Their country also has more people with bad teeth due to their dental services costing a lot. Put it this way, British crack heads will fit in just fine in America.

The British and Americans are about as stupid as each other.

And as fat, too.

Yeah - Apart from the size-differences of cars, trucks, and houses, we are the same.

Except that the Brits are absolutely obsessed with that show, "Friends".

Lol friends? Who even watches that? It's all about eastenders and big brother. I've known like 2 people to watch friends.

 

I.... I watch friends from time to time. :whistle:

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Starscream_910

Since when did this become a "whos country is more worse" debate? This will be locked soon. I can feeeel it.

Yeah =(

 

back on topic guys!!!! I don't want it to get locked yet, I haven't laughed this hard for ages loooool

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Yeah =(

 

back on topic guys!!!! I don't want it to get locked yet, I haven't laughed this hard for ages loooool

I edited it so I didn't remind people about that and it was already getting back on topic when i posted it. This thread has potential =)
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Sneakerfeen11

People who use the N word online or make death threats most likely rode the little bus to school while wearing a bicycle helmet. If you want to pick out the weirdos easily just put them in a social setting. They then try to pull that "it's GTA, I don't take it serious" card. No, you're not mentally stable.

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juantrapriguez

I kept spawn killing a girl, and after she realized her numerous hateful texts wasn't gonna stop me, she said my dick was small.

 

I then turned my ps3 off immediately. As i couldn't believe she took it there.

 

I grabbed my trusty ruler, and did a quick, but thorough measure.

 

Everything checked out, my Peter was doing just fine.

 

But her words kept lingering in my head. Over and over.

 

I couldn't take it anymore, i ordered 100 boxes of Extenze, and before i knew it, i was addicted.

 

My addiction lasted months, i lost everything, my house, my job, my wife.

 

I admitted myself into a rehabilitation center for chronic Extenze users.

 

In fact i just got out last week. I sued Extenze, and somehow actually won.

 

I received a settlement for exactly how much money i had before i got addicted.

 

Got my house, wife, and job back.

 

As if nothing ever happened.

 

Moral of the story: You just don't talk about a man's dick.

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ceerock4ever

A random player decided to chase me around the map and kill me today.

I killed him once, then I got a message saying "I hope you die in a hole".

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