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The Pet Peeves Thread


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People who don't use to and too correctly, and don't know the difference between your and you're.   Hell, throw in the "their,they're, and there".   I tend to read posts word for word so I pick u

Pubes on the bar of soap.

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Ned Bingham
On 11/17/2019 at 5:18 PM, Billy Russo said:

Had an old lady that kept staring at me on the bus today. Wasn't sure where to look, so I just pretended to be really interested in my phone (which is never interesting).

 

That was me. I am an old lady.  I liked the look of you, young man, and wanted you to come home with me to help me change my underwear.

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2 hours ago, Short Stay said:

That was me. I am an old lady.  I liked the look of you, young man, and wanted you to come home with me to help me change my underwear.

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The Time Ranger

These type of YouTube comments on any decent song from the past.

"Back when music was good"

I'm only twelve and I listen to X, Y and Z over anything from now.

"Way better than the crap today"

 

Music didn't suddenly become crap when the clock struck 12 on the millenium. There has always been good music, bad music and everything in between. That hasn't changed. And these people have internet, a tool to discover literally any song out there, there's no excuse for saying that there's no good moden music out there.

 

Normally I wouldn't care but it's the same for every older song, you'd swear it's the same few people copy and pasting the same shít all across YouTube.

 

Also "who's watching on November 2019". These are completely harmless comments but for some reason they just annoy me.

 

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paperbagdude
2 hours ago, The Time Ranger said:

Also "who's watching on November 2019". These are completely harmless comments but for some reason they just annoy me.

They are annoying because they are beyond unoriginal and spammed across the comment section.

 

The cringe and annoyance intensifies to undetectable levels when the music video is uploaded less than 3 months ago.

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Cameron Star

When you want to say something but you can't think of how to say it so you don't, or you do anyway but you the other person or persons misunderstand the point you are trying to make.

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Cameron Star

When your brain wakes you up in the middle of the night and makes you relive some of the most awkward and embarrassing moments of your life.

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Ned Bingham
19 hours ago, Cameron Star said:

When your brain wakes you up in the middle of the night and makes you relive some of the most awkward and embarrassing moments of your life.

As far as i know everyone has nightmare dreams in the middle of the night, all the time.  Only later in sleep, when you are nearing waking time do you have the more pleasant type of dreams.  That's why when someone wakes in the middle of the night they think they have been woken by a nightmare.  Whether someone has actually been woken by a particularly traumatic nightmare is a good question.

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When it's raining and you step on a loose pavement slab and squirt water onto your pants and the top of your shoe from under the loose slab. Happened to me today as I was taking some rubbish to the bins after finishing work. I was seething inside😤

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12 hours ago, JON22 said:

When it's raining and you step on a loose pavement slab and squirt water onto your pants and the top of your shoe from under the loose slab. Happened to me today as I was taking some rubbish to the bins after finishing work. I was seething inside😤

Our entire office car park is composed of herringbone brick that suffers from exactly this. For as long as I've remember they've been referred to as "squirt bricks".

There's a grey brick strip through the middle which are square aligned which don't do it, so everyone just walks on that.

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Standard Deluxe 59

When you're talking to someone via a headset and you hear them crunching away on something because they decided to start snacking. I only have that issue with PlayStation friends though, my real life ones don't chew in my ear. But either way, that drives me up the wall to be talking and then start hearing "crunch, crunch, crunch, gulp, *bag rustling*, crunch, crunch, etc..." coming out of whoever I'm talking to. 

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Coleco
On 11/2/2019 at 8:00 PM, Cameron Star said:

I hate those days where you can't sit down for more than two minutes before you have to get up again for something.

Oh, you mean every day?

 

On 11/28/2019 at 6:20 PM, Cameron Star said:

When your brain wakes you up in the middle of the night and makes you relive some of the most awkward and embarrassing moments of your life.

 

Oh, you mean every night?

 

:D

 

 

 

This is all too relatable for my liking

 

 

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The Time Ranger

Warning Long Rant

 

Christmas advertisements, more specifically those from massive corporations who try to tug at the heartstrings with their saccharine advertisements reminding you peace and joy to all, love your fellow man, it's cynicial and fake, and it's an overused term but  it applies here, virtue-signaling.

 

Every year marketing departments madly rush to create the newest viral hit, trying their best to warm your heart with the cutest animation, or scenes of "totally real people and not actors being reunited with loved ones for the Christmas." Yes this is definately my father and me hugging after I came home from Australia, no we don't both have the same agent. 

 

Please retweet and share our advertisements and ignore all the human rights abuses that our business commits in Asia, just focus on the pretty colours, buy our shít and do it again next year. 

 

Also f*ck you Kevin the carrot. 

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You're a cunt and i'm glad your marketing campaign failed.

 

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Cameron Star

I hate the Waitrose adverts and the way people get hyped over them. Like, it's just an advert, not the latest installment in the Waitrose saga.

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Cameron Star

When you see stories online about someone who "Quit their job and abandoned their loved ones to live off-grid with their pet ostrich in an upcycled house that floats down the Mississippi River with nothing but a typewriter, some sunflower seeds and a banjo they don't even know how to play (yet) but they still have to stay on social media because what's the point in pursuing your dreams if you can't brag about it?"

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Carbonox

Youtube made decisions on "made for kids" content tonight that, for one f*cking reason or another, affect all users in the form of countless nuked comment sections.

 

Just give those back, asswipes. I'm an adult who didn't ask for, nor doesn't need protection from mean, nasty comments.

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Cameron Star

When you get deja vu. I swear I've been through this before! And then you try to predict what comes next but fail because you've caused an paradox.

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That friend that always has a sh*tty excuse for not coming in the first place or cancel out last minute.

 

I get it, you wanna sit at home and play video games and have some space for yourself, but we haven't seen each other for 3 weeks straight and you do that everyday anyway.

 

God damnit.

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paperbagdude
21 minutes ago, spectre07 said:

When you bought something and you found is more cheap in another place.

That's how I feel when I have filled the tank for a reasonable price, then drive down the road to find the gas price being 4 cents lower.

 

I know it isn't a lot, but sure as hell feels like a lot.

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When you pick something up in the shop you've bought before and it feels different but you can't figure out what it is and then you realise they made it smaller but kept the price the same hoping I wouldn't notice.

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Being confused for something you're not.

 

I got confused for a homeless person last night and they offer me free food at 1:30 am because I was searching to look the schedule of a upholstery.

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Cameron Star

People who describe themselves as an "alpha male" or "alpha female" unironically. Le gag. Also when they call others a "beta."

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When someone create a fantasy in a girl and then leave her alone with a child in their arms...

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ṼirulenⱦEqừinox
On 2/4/2020 at 12:47 AM, spectre07 said:

When someone create a fantasy in a girl and then leave her alone with a child in their arms...

What now? You mean in like the SIMs game or something?

 

Who would fantasize about the woman of their dreams then fantasize about getting her pregnant and then leave her as a single mother?

 

I know english isn't your native tongue so i'm just going to assume your meaning got lost in translation along the way


 

On 1/21/2020 at 12:09 AM, spectre07 said:

Being confused for something you're not.

 

I got confused for a homeless person last night and they offer me free food at 1:30 am because I was searching to look the schedule of a upholstery.

This is a genuine question...

 

Are you using google translate or another online translator to make your post on here or are you attempting to write it yourself?

 

Reason i'm asking if a lot of your post don't make sense and seem as if they got chewed up and spit out by the Google Translate machine as we all know we type one thing and then you copy/paste the translation back into the translator to see if what they gave you is accurate only to see is mixed everything up to where it wouldn't make sense to someone reading it in their native tongue while it looks like from our side as we don't know any difference 

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1 hour ago, ṼirulenⱦEqừinox said:

Are you using google translate or another online translator

No.

 

1 hour ago, ṼirulenⱦEqừinox said:

a lot of your post don't make sense

That's the point.

 

  

1 hour ago, ṼirulenⱦEqừinox said:

Who would fantasize about the woman of their dreams then fantasize about getting her pregnant and then leave her as a single mother? 

Absent fathers.

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