What Have You Learned?

[sultangris]

 

Now keep your mouth shut about it, you hear?

 

OP, I learned that I should never trust people who aren't crew members/friends. I've been shot to the face so many times while honking my horn.. White or red, you'll be dead.

 

i shoot everyone who honks at me, annoying bastards, dont honk at me or you eat rocket

[itrpatrick]

Well I still don't know what a Gerald is...

Isn't he that dude who takes your drugs, slips you some cash, then closes the door? lol

[AboveAndBeyoncé]

White or red, you'll be dead.

This is the motto every player on this forum who plays GTA Online should live by in Freeroam...

[CrazyRay]

I learned that OP is a fa...

 

...fantastic player...

 

[Officer Ronson]

I learned that Martin Madrazo loves me, but in an appropiate way, I would be dead of course!

 

 

Also that Patricia Madrazo is having her menopause.

 

[sultangris]

most of my major problems that make the game unplayable started with the release of the content creator.

[Crunch McThornbody]

I've learned that I can be a real asshole to other gamers online, I'm not like this in real life, it's just the game environment and the ability to insult others with little consequence.

[BoJack Cognac]

 

I've learned how to utilize the Passive Mode and Kill Yourself features to their fullest potential.

Do tell, I've never heard of being able to do anything using those combined.

 

It's hard to kill me unless someone gets a firetruck.

I stay in Passive Mode and if my life is threatened, I choose "Kill Myself" and the second a car touches me, it counts as suicide.

[sultangris]

 

 

I've learned how to utilize the Passive Mode and Kill Yourself features to their fullest potential.

Do tell, I've never heard of being able to do anything using those combined.

 

It's hard to kill me unless someone gets a firetruck.

I stay in Passive Mode and if my life is threatened, I choose "Kill Myself" and the second a car touches me, it counts as suicide.

 

sounds like lots of fun, you should try it in single player mode so that you dont fill up a slot online that someone who actually plays could use, haha

[Ai®a©ob®a]

 

 

Now keep your mouth shut about it, you hear?

 

OP, I learned that I should never trust people who aren't crew members/friends. I've been shot to the face so many times while honking my horn.. White or red, you'll be dead.

 

i shoot everyone who honks at me, annoying bastards, dont honk at me or you eat rocket

Ever though they are just trying to be friendly and want to play with you?

 

I always go into Passive mode before i approach but 95% of them are just being friendly while the other 5% are trying to lure you into a trap.

 

Try not to be an asshole all the time, You can meet some really cool folks if you don't shoot at everybody

 

 

Well I still don't know what a Gerald is...

Isn't he that dude who takes your drugs, slips you some cash, then closes the door? lol

Yes but it's a running joke here on the forum...

 

Geald says "Keep your mouth shut about me"

 

You play stupid, As if you don't know who he is

[NFSGalaxy]

Chradders will be blown to pieces upon sight.

[Sky_Light12]

~ countless logic situation

~ scumbag R*

~ heist ascended away from LS

~ expensive items

~ future hits

~ greedy , arrogant & scumbag adder owners

~ squakers ( including the one who recently spams in forum )

~ insanity , bloodthirsty & killjoy

~ a55holes who looked down/belittles weak

~ fat a55 players

[sultangris]

 

 

 

Now keep your mouth shut about it, you hear?

 

OP, I learned that I should never trust people who aren't crew members/friends. I've been shot to the face so many times while honking my horn.. White or red, you'll be dead.

 

i shoot everyone who honks at me, annoying bastards, dont honk at me or you eat rocket

Ever though they are just trying to be friendly and want to play with you?

 

I always go into Passive mode before i approach but 95% of them are just being friendly while the other 5% are trying to lure you into a trap.

 

Try not to be an asshole all the time, You can meet some really cool folks if you don't shoot at everybody

 

 

Well I still don't know what a Gerald is...

Isn't he that dude who takes your drugs, slips you some cash, then closes the door? lol

Yes but it's a running joke here on the forum...

 

Geald says "Keep your mouth shut about me"

 

You play stupid, As if you don't know who he is

 

my friendlist is full, 90 percent of people rolling up on you unannounced try to run over you and the other 10 percent shoot you or throw a sticky bomb. if you wanna be friendly you best state youre name and what you want on the mic before rolling up on anyone or you will likely get shot.

[ZHPbim]

That NO MATTER WHATThe kiddies are still ungrateful and entitled are towards complaing about every update puts out.

 

Each update there is always one or two threads made about how bad the update sucks & that never gives them what they want and blah blah blah blah...

 

They are so ungrateful R* is the ONLY gaming company that i know of that released a game update MONTH for FREE while every other gaming company/makers charge for their updates and they only release one every 6 months to a year so they should be happy for what they are getting, When the majority of us started playing GTA with GTA 1 we didn't have any updates or super cars and we were happy and loved the game.

Basically. Kids today are the most spoiled useless brats. They complain about a video game like it's the only thing they have in life. But then again maybe it is. All of these level 200-400 players obviously don't have jobs and clearly only focus on a video game.

[ls_stories]

squeeze first, ask questions last.

[NFSGalaxy]

 

That NO MATTER WHATThe kiddies are still ungrateful and entitled are towards complaing about every update puts out.

 

Each update there is always one or two threads made about how bad the update sucks & that never gives them what they want and blah blah blah blah...

 

They are so ungrateful R* is the ONLY gaming company that i know of that released a game update MONTH for FREE while every other gaming company/makers charge for their updates and they only release one every 6 months to a year so they should be happy for what they are getting, When the majority of us started playing GTA with GTA 1 we didn't have any updates or super cars and we were happy and loved the game.

Basically. Kids today are the most spoiled useless brats. They complain about a video game like it's the only thing they have in life. But then again maybe it is. All of these level 200-400 players obviously don't have jobs and clearly only focus on a video game.There's a 6 year old in my neighborhood who has gta and complains about everything. Sure, I'm 15, but I'm grateful for this game, though it's on a hellbound path, for rockstar almost always listens to the premature Squeakers Edited July 19, 2014 by Silenced_Bullet

[Davey Boy]

When you see a chromed Zen, Entity, Adder or any another hideous supercar. Blow that bitch up.

[Relative007]

- Heists are more elusive than Big-foot in GTA SA.

- Apparently Gerald is a masculine German given name meaning "rule of the spear". If Wikipedia is not lying to me, what is a Gerald? Clearly not German.

- Apparently when you add new Contact Missions to GTA Online, they are meant to become longer, pay less and unlock at lower ranks than existing Missions even though people have had time to rank up.

- No incentives for over Rank 120 is a joke, Have been over for months.

 

Updates so far have added limited long term playable content (just lots of RP/Cash "lobbies" and Jumps Jumps Jumps). Every Update what is new comes into fashion, it quickly vanishes when the next arrives. Case and point the Updates are filler content that is all; they add limited value to the game IMO.

[sultangris]

those rp/cash lobbies are a trick btw, they actually pay less than most other jobs and are not fair as they are set up to give the host the advantage with better weapons, tank or jet on his side and you only get killed repeatedly as youre stuck with a pistol only if you join these retarded jobs. they are just to boost the hosts k/d ratio

[Zee]

That NO MATTER WHATThe kiddies are still ungrateful and entitled are towards complaing about every update puts out.

 

Each update there is always one or two threads made about how bad the update sucks & that never gives them what they want and blah blah blah blah...

 

They are so ungrateful R* is the ONLY gaming company that i know of that released a game update MONTH for FREE while every other gaming company/makers charge for their updates and they only release one every 6 months to a year so they should be happy for what they are getting, When the majority of us started playing GTA with GTA 1 we didn't have any updates or super cars and we were happy and loved the game.

Wow.

 

 

...Also no matter what there will always be insane fanboys who type up psychotic manifestos like the above to defend their precious game from imaginary haters that dare criticize their favoritest game in the whole wide world.

[AllDay808HI]

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Now keep your mouth shut about it, you hear?

 

OP, I learned that I should never trust people who aren't crew members/friends. I've been shot to the face so many times while honking my horn.. White or red, you'll be dead.

 

i shoot everyone who honks at me, annoying bastards, dont honk at me or you eat rocket

Ever though they are just trying to be friendly and want to play with you?

 

I always go into Passive mode before i approach but 95% of them are just being friendly while the other 5% are trying to lure you into a trap.

 

Try not to be an asshole all the time, You can meet some really cool folks if you don't shoot at everybody

 

 

 

 

 

 

Well I still don't know what a Gerald is...

Isn't he that dude who takes your drugs, slips you some cash, then closes the door? lol

Yes but it's a running joke here on the forum...

 

Geald says "Keep your mouth shut about me"

 

You play stupid, As if you don't know who he is

 

my friendlist is full, 90 percent of people rolling up on you unannounced try to run over you and the other 10 percent shoot you or throw a sticky bomb. if you wanna be friendly you best state youre name and what you want on the mic before rolling up on anyone or you will likely get shot.

90% try to shoot you

9% try to run you over

1% try to be friendly, but ends up getting shot at

[MrGrandis]

I have learned don't trust anyone.

[sultangris]

i was friendly once and gave a dude a ride who was asking for one on the mic, he promptly shot me when he got out at the destination so now i just shoot anyone who approaches me without warning, cause like i said my friendlist is full so even if you wanna be friendly i dont have room for you and i certainly wouldnt add random people i just met anyway. You would have to prove yourself in a mission and keep voting and playing a while cause i dont like people that act like tards or have no mic that dont listen to directions that go zipping off without giving anyone a ride and getting killed 2 times before anyone else even gets there and failing the misisons by blowing everything up. ive got some friends without mics but they most have to have one to even be considered, typing msgs on a controller really f*cking sucks and takes way too long.

[Alec Skorpio]

That Rockstar are the greatest snake oil salesmen in history. Somehow they can convince people that a multiplayer mode is a completely seperately F2P game. They can also claim that this is the most open online experience ever while simultaneously making it the most restrictive GTA experience ever.

 

They can do all this and still somehow make it fun enough for me to come back to daily.

[matajuegos01]

 

That NO MATTER WHATThe kiddies are still ungrateful and entitled are towards complaing about every update puts out.

 

Each update there is always one or two threads made about how bad the update sucks & that never gives them what they want and blah blah blah blah...

 

They are so ungrateful R* is the ONLY gaming company that i know of that released a game update MONTH for FREE while every other gaming company/makers charge for their updates and they only release one every 6 months to a year so they should be happy for what they are getting, When the majority of us started playing GTA with GTA 1 we didn't have any updates or super cars and we were happy and loved the game.

Wow.

 

 

...Also no matter what there will always be insane fanboys who type up psychotic manifestos like the above to defend their precious game from imaginary haters that dare criticize their favoritest game in the whole wide world.

 

Truer words have never been spoken.

[AllDay808HI]

i was friendly once and gave a dude a ride who was asking for one on the mic, he promptly shot me when he got out at the destination so now i just shoot anyone who approaches me without warning, cause like i said my friendlist is full so even if you wanna be friendly i dont have room for you and i certainly wouldnt add random people i just met anyway. You would have to prove yourself in a mission and keep voting and playing a while cause i dont like people that act like tards or have no mic that dont listen to directions that go zipping off without giving anyone a ride and getting killed 2 times before anyone else even gets there and failing the misisons by blowing everything up. ive got some friends without mics but they most have to have one to even be considered, typing msgs on a controller really f*cking sucks and takes way too long.

Finally found someone whom I have similar "standards" with. I just hate it when randoms add me because I'm nice. You have to prove yourself to me and you have to meet my "standards" in order to be on my friends/respect list.

[DangerZone77]

Putting a sticky bomb in front of the LSC garage makes me LOL

[Dr.Huge Poop]

When a new money glitch or other glitch arrives, do it and do it hard.

[Cornbat]

I have learned that some forum members are better at inventing plausible explanations than using the search function.

 

http://gtaforums.com/topic/653781-wtf-is-a-gerald/

[sultangris]

 

i was friendly once and gave a dude a ride who was asking for one on the mic, he promptly shot me when he got out at the destination so now i just shoot anyone who approaches me without warning, cause like i said my friendlist is full so even if you wanna be friendly i dont have room for you and i certainly wouldnt add random people i just met anyway. You would have to prove yourself in a mission and keep voting and playing a while cause i dont like people that act like tards or have no mic that dont listen to directions that go zipping off without giving anyone a ride and getting killed 2 times before anyone else even gets there and failing the misisons by blowing everything up. ive got some friends without mics but they most have to have one to even be considered, typing msgs on a controller really f*cking sucks and takes way too long.

Finally found someone whom I have similar "standards" with. I just hate it when randoms add me because I'm nice. You have to prove yourself to me and you have to meet my "standards" in order to be on my friends/respect list.

 

exactly, probably would be a bit more relaxed if the list wasnt full but sadly most people ive met are not up to standards and I like to play the game somewhat competitively and efficiently, when you cant follow simple instructions to complete a mission quickly and it takes 100X longer than normal cause you triggered it before anyone else was ready then im sorry to break it to ya fella, but no one wants to grind missions with you, lol! Ill take people under my wing from time to time and help lower lvls but if they dont get it pretty fast and continuously dont listen or screw things up then im sorry but my play time is limited and i dont want to waste it playing with someone who cant understand simple concepts who makes a 5 minute mission last 15. expecially at this point in the game, ive played since release and i play missions for 1 reason, money. Ive played them 800000 times and i really dont wanna have to chase a fleeing target halfway across the map or restart it 5 times in a row cause someone keeps f*cking it up. I like f*cking around from time to time but when trying to accomplish a goal i expect people to stay on task and not get bored and start blowing up and shooting everything in site when we trying to make an npc car spawn or whatever, i need a few slots for friends of friends so i dont kill them in free mode since theres not way to accurately mark players in this game. Ive deleted lots of people too, if youre offline for a week or longer and i need a new slot i delete longest offline first unless youve given a good reason or said when/if youre coming back. Its possible to get on my list, but not easy, and even harder to stay there but ive got quite a few that have been there months but only about 2 that have been there since release. lots of the good people ive played with have quit playing this game cause its so buggy and doesnt offer much to keep your interest if you dont like deathmatches or races and free mode carnage. dont know why im still here, keep hoping it gets better and keep getting disappointed. they need more contact missions, those are fun but in 8 months weve had like 5 new missions. i hope they are working on a massive dlc storyline addition or something.