GTA:O and Real Life: Mixing

[SmokeDat]

 

 

 

Buffaloes, Buffaloes everywhere!

This has got to be the most common car in america i swear. One day i counted like 15 of them in a half n hour span.

 

I wish I had one. I love them.

 

Hell yea the srt 8 you'll be breaking necks driving down the street & your pussy rate will double for sure in this beast of a car.

 

Where I come from, I only see soccer moms, and old retired NG dudes in Chargers.

 

Not exactly breaking any necks and no pussy rate increase.

[Shootinalloveryourface]

To this day a car has never got me pussy

[EKGene]

Occasionally, the neighbors will have get-togethers, with overflow vehicles parked all kinds of weird ways in their driveways.

 

I say, within earshot of my brother (a fellow GTAer), "I don't think they know that the 'store any car' glitch has been patched."

[Soran Is On]

i watched a Roby Dyrdek Fantasy factory where they tried to shoot a 3 pointer off a bridge over the Los Santos river... I was like damn I drive there all the time!

[Ninja_Gear]

Everytime a race starts with supercars, you can see rich low level guys in Adders and Zentorno's crashing into guardrails because they cannot drive the damn thing.

 

Just like Ricardo Rosset parking his F1 car in Monaco.

[ten-a-penny]

Please provide examples of when RL has made you think of GTAL.

 

Here are mine:

 

-Everytime I see a Smart car I think oh there's a Panto. Next door neighbour has a Smart car so this one happens alot

-Everytime I see a prostitute I think of the Hooker glitch

-Everytime I see a policeman I want to shoot him

 

Thanks

This is the exact same happens to me.

Every time I see a 2-door smart car, "PANTO!" is the first to come to mind.

[xXepicjasaXx]

Everytime i see a car that looks loike one in GTA i say to myself that car is in GTA!!!

[SteampunkJester]

Every single dirtbike I see I instantly refer to it as a Sanchez.

[EMSWarlord]

I work at a Nissan dealership, and I just snapped some pictures of a nice Ice White Elegy.

[H8GodMode]

when i see cars with retarded looking paint

ie: dark blue with bright orange rims

 

and the obv armored truck i wanna sticky bomb

[SPEEDSTER0595]

-looking to the bottom left of the windscreen for the mini map when driving

-trying to turn on headlights with volume up button on steering wheel

-walking into a store and expecting to change my outfit through scrolling

-realizing it takes a couple days to respray a car instead of a couple seconds

yea i should stop playing GTA now...

Edited July 18, 2014 by VyperNINE

[spelunking.uranus]

It was only after killing a prostitute in my car in an allyway that I got back to my garage and found there was no blue circle on the floor LOL

[ZeroSafe]

Buffaloes, Buffaloes everywhere!

For me it's Gauntlets. I'm getting one of the new SRT Gaunt- I mean Challengers. Not a big fan of the 2015 Buffa- I mean Charger. Dammit GTA.

[saintsrow]

There was a time when I was always chasing down Ballers to sell, farming up my first million $$, and it's taking a long time to dampen the real life reflex to think, "Oh there's a Baller" whenever I see a Range Rover. I realized that there are just too damn many of those things in real life LA.

[spelunking.uranus]

There was a time when I was always chasing down Ballers to sell, farming up my first million $$, and it's taking a long time to dampen the real life reflex to think, "Oh there's a Baller" whenever I see a Range Rover. I realized that there are just too damn many of those things in real life LA.

 

London is full of ballers and the drivers are mothers who drive half a mile to take their child to school and back every day and maybe do some shopping in a supermarket near their home. London is not off road! LOL

[Static]

 

There was a time when I was always chasing down Ballers to sell, farming up my first million $$, and it's taking a long time to dampen the real life reflex to think, "Oh there's a Baller" whenever I see a Range Rover. I realized that there are just too damn many of those things in real life LA.

 

London is full of ballers and the drivers are mothers who drive half a mile to take their child to school and back every day and maybe do some shopping in a supermarket near their home. London is not off road! LOL

 

 

Implying people use Range Rovers for off-roading..

[Apollo00063]

I was watching a police chopper looking for some dipsh*t the other day and was waiting for an RPG or mini-gun to take it down....

[spelunking.uranus]

 

 

There was a time when I was always chasing down Ballers to sell, farming up my first million $$, and it's taking a long time to dampen the real life reflex to think, "Oh there's a Baller" whenever I see a Range Rover. I realized that there are just too damn many of those things in real life LA.

 

London is full of ballers and the drivers are mothers who drive half a mile to take their child to school and back every day and maybe do some shopping in a supermarket near their home. London is not off road! LOL

 

 

Implying people use Range Rovers for off-roading..

 

 

LOL yes I was making play on Land Rover Range Rover

[Misanthrope Z]

dodge chargers didnt make me think of this game until Frank's Buffalo became a thing

[OwensRacing]

To this day a car has never got me pussy

 

Not that cars get one pussy, I can tell you that back when I was younger. I drove a daily usually a truck and had something decently fast and hot in the garage. I got more attention from the ladies in the car then the DD. Which in turn leads to working on getting ass. So indeed the nicer ride will open the door and presents more opportunities. In the end you have to close the deal, your looks, physique, and personality comes into play once the cars gotten the attention.

 

 

 

As for real life. Yesterday seen a Armored Truck had a second take and I indeed thought hmmm sticky bombs.

[Dottie]

No one uses their damn signal just like in GTA!

[KrazyFace]

Every time I see a new model Range Rover my brain goes "NINE GRAND! NINE GRAND!"

[Pedinhuh]

Usually I have noticed that I've feeling an urge to steal random cars on the street to pick up hookers and kill them....

[YA BOY DIRT]

 

• Looking for the Dynasty 8 ad on Chrome when I was looking for an IRL apartment -.-

 

Identifying IRL cars by GTA names

 

KFC is now Cluckin' Bell every time I pass it

 

Trying to find FlyLo FM on my car radio

 

Wondering how much my Karin Intru--Toyota Camry would sell for

 

[Franceska]

When I see a bank, I get the urge to...oh wait.

[GunTotinHippie]

Definitely when I see smart cars I think panto. Saw a challenger today it made me think about my bravado guantlet and maybe changing its color. Saw a corvette today and thought fast but Definitely not bulletproof because of the glass back window and hiw some supers are in the game. Saw a Ferrari like three weeks ago with the same sized back window as a turismo. Then last week I saw an all black Ferrari that I swear to you was a turismo. I wanted to take a pic but I was like wait I'm not a tourist I cant do that and get away with it lol

Every time I see a new model Range Rover my brain goes "NINE GRAND! NINE GRAND!"

this times a million lol

[AceThaCreator]

No one uses their damn signal just like in GTA!

In the words of my old high school coach who was an old school italian "Nice turn sign ya jerk".

[LoA-Phantom]

i drank the green sh*t in my fridge at home....horrible decision

[Mikelo]

When i saw Transofrmers: Age of Extinction, the vehicle form of the autobots Drift and Crosshairs... nuff said.

[cuti8tushu]

Lol this is going to be an interesting thread

 

 

When I see a porche, I think Comet