Lazy Online Character

[We Are Ninja]

Rolling down a hill. Even if it's like at a 5 degree angle.

Happened to me all the time trying to snipe the guys by the crate in Coveted. They're smoking and talking and sh*t and I'm rolling down the hill like I'm inebriated.

[ten-a-penny]

And let's not forget the fact that my character just loves falling off from high places.

So I was playing Industrial Plants with my new character, and the dumb bitch fell from the top of the plant.

*Faceplant*

*Survival FAILED!* Screen rolls in*

[Judicious 7]

[ten-a-penny]

Wait....Did they stole my account to make this GIF? This is my character!

[blakeney]

 

 

 

I always thought it was just me lol, guess John just passed out or something

 

Totally agree, I also hate how it takes you f*cking IONS to pick your ass up, it sucks especially when you're getting run over by a car

 

*eons

 

Although I think he did mean eons, one must point out it did take many MANY ions to do said task of removing his ass off the floor

 

*edit* Not sure how "f*cking" them is a way of doing it though :|

Edited July 18, 2014 by blakeney

[Judicious 7]

 

Wait....Did they stole my account to make this GIF? This is my character!

 

lol i have no clue. I got this from tumblr.

[matajuegos01]

It's Euphoria. You know, the engine responsible for those beautiful character physics.

It wasn't this bad in IV though

[hercules1975]

Well, just don't even get me started on the reaction time of my character after playing a melee DM (Prison Thugz Fight) last night.

 

[dewtech]

Usually just in the heat of battle while getting shot, they take the time to have a nap.

 

Then again, I'm still amazed when my girl took a Zentorno to the head and pretty much got straight back up, the rest of us would have needed an Asprin I think...

[Soran Is On]

[Hunter54711]

Alright, go out in the highway and get hit by a car and attempt to get back up with a 2000 pound car doing a sawing motion over you.

 

OT: Totaly agree, you should see me play I yell at my player all the time about this.

[floof]

It's Euphoria. You know, the engine responsible for those beautiful character physics.

gta4 wasn't nearly as retarded. But that game was a masterpiece. Foolish to think anything could ever surpass the IV experience.

[LadySuperioR]

 

Rolling down a hill. Even if it's like at a 5 degree angle.

Dude your character will walk like a pussy running up Taking his/her sweet ass time going up stairs/uphills

 

 

running down stairs sucks even more

Edited July 18, 2014 by LadySuperioR

[ProfessorPlaid]

How about when you're jumping down from something and, rather than make any attempt whatsoever to land on his feet, your character makes sure his head is pointing downwards and then goes completely limp.

 

I'm getting annoyed just thinking about it.

Funniest thing I've read all day. Hats off to you sir

[obsidian_eclipse]

The ragdolling thing can be extremely annoying but also hilarious. In SP, if you would press circle (PS3) after jumping, your character would go into ragdoll mode and fall down. Too bad that doesn't work online.

it's great, I love standing in the freeway and flinging Michael into traffic, you can get some good air time ragdolling into traffic (instead of just running into them). if you call the cops before hand and time it right then the cops open fire on the driver for running you over.

[Starscream_910]

That feeling when your character gets knocked down, he'll just sit there or take like 10-30 seconds to get up. I swear... like my character loves to flop like Lebron.

What's a Lebron?

 

[dewtech]

 

 

Let's all not forget the little ditching animation that occurs whenever you exit the vehicle at the slowest rate of speed possible.

"I can fly!"

 

*falls flat on the ground*

It's a long running joke in our crew for us to exit a car or chopper as late as possible but still trigger the dive animation, leads to some comedy moments, like Lola ending up under a buzzard we were going to collect

[JetsRLove]

When I would grind RR when I shot out the driver and picked up the documents instead of getting in the driver's door right next to my character he goes for a car about 10 feet away from him and trip on the floor like if I were falling down a cliff. Like really you just decide to try and get in that car like an idiot and fall down.

[Reconified]

You should be able to do that spin-kick thing like on SR4.

[slowburn29]

i used to always fall down the hill in coveted. when coveted was worth playing

[ten-a-penny]

i used to always fall down the hill in coveted. when coveted was worth playing

Its still worth playing.