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Why Not EatRice

That feeling when your character gets knocked down, he'll just sit there or take like 10-30 seconds to get up. I swear... like my character loves to flop like Lebron.

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Can't be worst than being drunk in Red Dead Redemption where John Marston would fall down and not get up for a good 2 minutes. I took that time to take a piss, make a sandwich and fold my laundry.

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Can't be worst than being drunk in Red Dead Redemption where John Marston would fall down and not get up for a good 2 minutes. I took that time to take a piss, make a sandwich and fold my laundry.

I always thought it was just me lol, guess John just passed out or something

 

Totally agree, I also hate how it takes you f*cking IONS to pick your ass up, it sucks especially when you're getting run over by a car

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YA BOY DIRT

I always thought it was just me lol, guess John just passed out or something

 

Totally agree, I also hate how it takes you f*cking IONS to pick your ass up, it sucks especially when you're getting run over by a car

 

*eons

 

But yeah. Some guy once told that mashing B or Circle when you're down makes your character get up faster.

 

Nope. In fact it made him derp even more and I got rolled over like 3 times.

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Why Not EatRice

The Firetruck's hoes spraying the crap out of you -.-

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LightningLord

The Firetruck's hose spraying the crap out of you. -.-

No.....NO...........NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!

 

 

Lol. It's dumb. It's just water. Get up stupid GTA character.

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The Firetruck's hose spraying the crap out of you. -.-

No.....NO...........NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!

 

 

Lol. It's dumb. It's just water. Get up stupid GTA character.

 

Pressurized water can really f*ck you up.

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That feeling when your character gets knocked down, he'll just sit there or take like 10-30 seconds to get up. I swear... like my character loves to flop like Lebron.

 

This combined with the stumbling while trying to walk over a small rock on the way up a hill or just stumbling in general. Most of the time you would be able to walk up similar slopes slowly, but without the theatrics in real life.

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Why Not EatRice

 

 

The Firetruck's hose spraying the crap out of you. -.-

No.....NO...........NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!

 

 

Lol. It's dumb. It's just water. Get up stupid GTA character.

 

Pressurized water can really f*ck you up.

 

Yeah... especially seeing them at protests. Oh my....

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The Firetruck's hose spraying the crap out of you. -.-

No.....NO...........NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!

 

 

Lol. It's dumb. It's just water. Get up stupid GTA character.

 

Pressurized water can really f*ck you up.

In real life, yes. Not in GTA. In GTA V/Online, it's like a stream of water.

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AllDay808HI

Rolling down a hill. Even if it's like at a 5 degree angle.

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Rolling down a hill. Even if it's like at a 5 degree angle.

Dude your character will walk like a pussy running up Taking his/her sweet ass time going up stairs/uphills

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How about when you're jumping down from something and, rather than make any attempt whatsoever to land on his feet, your character makes sure his head is pointing downwards and then goes completely limp.

 

I'm getting annoyed just thinking about it.

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My favorite part is when my character gets stuck in a certain position while lounging on the ground, and the game magically corrects itself and they begin standing up 10 ft away

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The ragdolling thing can be extremely annoying but also hilarious. In SP, if you would press circle (PS3) after jumping, your character would go into ragdoll mode and fall down. Too bad that doesn't work online.

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The Firetruck's hose spraying the crap out of you. -.-

No.....NO...........NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!

 

 

Lol. It's dumb. It's just water. Get up stupid GTA character.

 

Pressurized water can really f*ck you up.

 

Yeah... especially seeing them at protests. Oh my....

 

tears right into the skin.

 

nasty nasty.

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The Firetruck's hose spraying the crap out of you. -.-

No.....NO...........NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!

 

 

Lol. It's dumb. It's just water. Get up stupid GTA character.

 

Pressurized water can really f*ck you up.

 

Yeah... especially seeing them at protests. Oh my....

 

tears right into the skin.

 

nasty nasty.

Yes in real life. Not GTA V/Online. It's like the truck is hardly squirting water. Unlike real life where it's like a gun/cannon but with water.

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Even in real life, people usually get hit with the water and swung out of the way, not knocked out and then sprayed to death.

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AllDay808HI

Let's all not forget the little ditching animation that occurs whenever you exit the vehicle at the slowest rate of speed possible.

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Let's all not forget the little ditching animation that occurs whenever you exit the vehicle at the slowest rate of speed possible.

"I can fly!"

 

*falls flat on the ground*

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This is one of the first things I noticed when I first started playing Grand Theft Auto V.

 

Bunch of lazy idiots. Nonononono, not on my time. I don't have time for these shenanigans, especially during a gang attack. Simply outragous.

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YirbyBond00Y

I hate the 2-3 second delay of getting out of my helicopter to rip open a parachute....I wanted to try and really parachute from the top of the world to see how long I could go....

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gizmonomono

It's Euphoria. You know, the engine responsible for those beautiful character physics.

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This is one of the first things I noticed when I first started playing Grand Theft Auto V.

 

Bunch of lazy idiots. Nonononono, not on my time. I don't have time for these shenanigans, especially during a gang attack. Simply outragous.

I'm sorry to derail the topic but every time you post something you say it like Judge Judy (without the screaming).

It makes me laugh each time. :cookie:

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ten-a-penny

Are you playing with my character by any chance?

  1. Tells him to hop into my Nemesis, hijacks nearby car, EVEN THOUGH THE BIKE IS RIGHT UNDERNEATH HIS DAMN FEET.
  2. Tells him to aim at this guy, end up aiming at the FARTHEST ONE BETWEEN THE BUNCH.
  3. Tells him to jump in the water, climbs nearby ladder.
  4. Hill? Let's just keep rolling down slowly. <3
  5. Tells him to hide behind this wall, end up running towards the other wall (which is f*cking miles away already), which, in the enemy's case, "Free Kill!"
  6. Sees the edge of, let's say, a roof, still runs like a drunk maniac through it and fall into the ground.... *Faceplant* Looking at you Industrial Plant survival, hideout atop of the plant

etc.

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CrazyDog150

*Door on the side of the driver is gone*

*Character gets out on the passenger side*

 

God,this one is so annoying..

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LightningLord

*Door on the side of the driver is gone*

*Character gets out on the passenger side*

 

God,this one is so annoying..

Rockstar be like:

 

"Holes are too dangerous."

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Biohazard Abyss

The online character is just incredibly clumsy. I remember tripping over a pebble in Lost My Mind, and ended up getting blitzed by a Lost member because my character decided to take a catnap on the floor before getting back up.

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The online character is just incredibly clumsy. I remember tripping over a pebble in Lost My Mind, and ended up getting blitzed by a Lost member because my character decided to take a catnap on the floor before getting back up.

I tripped over a curb once in free roam and got sniped :(
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The online character is just incredibly clumsy. I remember tripping over a pebble in Lost My Mind, and ended up getting blitzed by a Lost member because my character decided to take a catnap on the floor before getting back up.

I was having a shootout at LSIA (Airport) with 5 stars. It was raining. I decide to run. My character trips over a suitcase and drowns in a puddle.

 

:sui:

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