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NationStates

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Flachbau

Is there any way to speed up the time in which issues pop up/occur?

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GTA_stu

I made my National Animal the Labrador Retreiver and something about it popped into my Issues

 

I found it kinda amusing

 

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My national animal is the nice person. Sometimes in the issues it will use your national animal as the last name of a person. So if it's lion/wolf/eagle you'll get a Ben Eagle or a John Wolf or a Susan Lion. I had a Hillary nice person telling me about poor farming efficiency. Wish I'd have screencapped that, gave me a chuckle. Also my nice people are on the brink of extinction due to deforestation, poor things.

 

 

 

edit: you can go on settings and near the bottom is the thing that sets how often issues are received. Choose "no throttle" to get them the quickest.

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Zyo

My national animal is The Gromit....

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So whenever I get those dog-related issues, its usually good for a giggle.

 

 

 

in other news, I have just posted a press release to the RMB. Its quite important so I will repost it here

 

 

Greetings fellow leaders.

 

I would like to take this opportunity to welcome all of the returning members of the region. It will be my honour to serve you all as the regional WA delegate.

 

I would also like to formally announce the appointment of two of our most esteemed members, the leaders respectively of The United Provinces of Tulija and the Most Serene Republic of Raavistya, to the positions of Regional Commissioner. They are both previous WA delegates and have shown an exceptional enthusiasm and commitment to the region in the past.

 

They will be helping us to guide the region forward and will be paying particular attention to the safety of the region and our people. Vigilance is key in protecting our borders as we saw last year when we foiled an attempt by raiders to destroy our proud region. I felt these appointments will fill a cruical role and were a top priority to aid in defending the liberty of our nations. I hope you will all join me in congratulating them in the continued service of our region and will all support them fully in our journey together.

 

In a further note on security, please know that it is considered quite safe to circulate the password among established members of our forums. There will be a small recuitment drive among forum members in the next few weeks and after that we will be reviewing regional security. If you receive ANY unsolicited requests from anyone here on nationstates, please treat it with the utmost of caution. DO NOT divulge any information to unknown individuals and please notify a member of the security team immediately! If you have any doubts about any communications you receive please pass it on to us and we will investigate fully. Your security is a key priority.

 

Peace and prosperity to you all.
Zyonia

 

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Otter

The Otterian people are dismayed that our regional delegate has such an appalling political rights record.

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unbid

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My country is a weaboo wonderland.

 

 

The Otterian people are dismayed that our regional delegate has such an appalling political rights record.

As a region member with high political apathy, I have to agree with this.

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MythicalCreature

Anyone knows whether a country's ideology can be changed or not? I hate that 'Iron Fist Consumerists' tag, because I don't even understand what that's supposed to mean.

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Zyo

The Otterian people are dismayed that our regional delegate has such an appalling political rights record.

As a region member with high political apathy, I have to agree with this.

 

 

 

 

My nation has always been steered with a firm hand. Although our particular system may not meet with the approval of all nations we should be proud to be part of a region of kaleidoscopic political nature. I would like to draw attention to our progressive social policies in education and welfare. We also pride ourselves on the extent of our civil rights policies. Our lack of crime and support of the arts is notable. Our citizens are governed fairly and with great respect for their well-being. I remain always the loyal and diligent servant of my people.

 

With regards to our shared community, I assure you completely of my commitment to the betterment of our region. In my duties I will be fair and just, and this will be reflected in my actions. To demonstrate this I have already enacted democratic processes among the membership of our region and I intend to extend these priviledges even further. I support you in your right to note any reservations you might have. I hope you will be convinced in the future as we progress together as a stronger region.

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Otter

Our respective definitions of 'betterment' are incongruent until you allow your people the freedom to govern themselves. We can not, in good faith, endorse an iron fisted dictator as our WA delegate. We're sure you understand.

 

We propose Raavistya as a nation we'd be far more proud to stand behind, representing our region at the World Assembly, and suggest that any nation who supports freedom do the same.

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make total destroy

Are we doing roleplay?

 

Can I be a sexy maid?

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unbid

Are we doing roleplay?

 

Can I be a sexy maid?

Fassardland's Waifus have pre-made sexy maid outfits, so no. ;)

 

You can always be a "half-assed Alfred Pennyworth" butler, tho.

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The Dedito Gae

Is really funny how every nation represents the leader's personality.

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bodyparts

Ok, now I've sobered up. Where do I sign?

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El Dildo

Is really funny how every nation represents the leader's personality.

yeah I dunno to what extent we're all 'roleplaying' here, but my nation is basically a thought-experiment in choosing all of the most socially and environmentally favorable policy options. anything having to do with private business or deregulation is immediately goes out the window. we have no economy but we have an absurd level of political and social liberty.

 

the Dude abides.

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Norther Deer

Is really funny how every nation represents the leader's personality.

I have no idea what you're talking about >.>

<.<

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unbid

Is really funny how every nation represents the leader's personality.

So I'm a left-wing nudist who is addicted to weed and don't give a f*ck about rules and politics?

 

I like it!

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Jolly Swagman

Our respective definitions of 'betterment' are incongruent until you allow your people the freedom to govern themselves. We can not, in good faith, endorse an iron fisted dictator as our WA delegate. We're sure you understand.

 

We propose Raavistya as a nation we'd be far more proud to stand behind, representing our region at the World Assembly, and suggest that any nation who supports freedom do the same.

The noble people of Corkhatastan fiercely treasure their political freedoms and acknowledge that Raavistya's actions were instrumental in defending the region during the second war of the raiders, however we have also noted Zyonia's recent work in reinvigorating the region and building links between nations in the region. The government of corkhatastan also recognises that along with political freedoms, its people also treasure the ability to buy cheap child labour produced clothing and poorly made electronic goods. As the people of Corkhatastan don't much like working, it is imperative that nations such as Zyonia exist in the region to supply us with the reasonably priced consumer goods we desire.

As both nations have their advantages Corkhatastan will not be partiticpating in any political manoeuvring to favour one nation over the other and will instead endorse both nations

Anyone knows whether a country's ideology can be changed or not? I hate that 'Iron Fist Consumerists' tag, because I don't even understand what that's supposed to mean.

Your ideology will change over time depending on what choices you make. If you don't want to be an "iron fisted consumerist" stop making "iron fisted" decisions that favour business over people Edited by Jolly Swagman

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Tyler

Is really funny how every nation represents the leader's personality.

 

Or maybe the leader represents the nation!

 

 

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Gay Tony

Alright, I'll bite!

 

The Community of Buttolini

 

Population: 5 Million Buttolinians

 

Economic Worth: 148 billion dickbutts.

 

The Community of Buttolini is a fledgling, socially progressive nation, remarkable for its irreverence towards religion, absence of drug laws, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, democratic population of 5 million Buttolinians love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.

 

The large, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Welfare, and Healthcare. The average income tax rate is 39.2%, but much higher for the wealthy.

 

The fair Buttolinian economy, worth 148 billion dickbutts a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Pizza Delivery industry, with significant contributions from Soda Sales, Cheese Exports, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 29,672 dickbutts, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

 

Voting is voluntary, organ donation rates are among the lowest in the region, the latest Harry Potter book is a bestseller, and concert pianists lie about their occupation to avoid ridicule. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Buttolini's national animal is the dickbutt.

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Zyo

:^: I've sent you the info you need to get into the region

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Gay Tony

One of my first issues revolved around gambling and there were only two apparent options. Either make gambling illegal across the board for everyone or have kids gambling. Without any regards to age or anything. No middle ground.

 

Now "Young children are regularly seen wagering pocket money at blackjack tables" *__*

 

 

Super proud of Buttolini! :')

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unbid

"Young children are regularly seen wagering pocket money at blackjack tables"

Can't wait to legalize this in my country. But I already have something better:

 

"Fassardland's children are widely acknowledged as the most foul-mouthed in the region."

 

As a f*cking supreme leader of Fassardland, I've never been this f*cking proud to my citizen's sh*tty offspring.

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Testarossa

Well, I made a thing.

The Democratic Republic of Enzo-Fiorano is a fledgling, environmentally stunning nation, renowned for its burgeoning Dino population. The hard-nosed, democratic population of 5 million Enzo-Fioranoans enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

 

The relatively small, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Spirituality, Law & Order, and Education. The average income tax rate is 15.0%, but much higher for the wealthy.

 

The Enzo-Fioranoan economy, worth 226 billion Rossoes a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Beef-Based Agriculture, Trout Farming, and Cheese Exports. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 45,360 Rossoes, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.8 times as much as the poorest.

 

Voting is voluntary, euthanasia is legal, tourists from around the world come to visit the country's famous rainforests, and Maxtopian tourists make expensive pilgrimages to Enzo-Fiorano City to enjoy their national art. Crime is relatively low, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Enzo-Fiorano's national animal is the Dino, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

 

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Otter

Holy crap, I'm diggin the new instant-feedback on these issues but Jesus some of them feel a little bit, uh, sweeping? The Archipelago is... restructuring?

 

 

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El Dildo

they will 'balance' out as you get deeper into decision making, especially considering your consistency.

things fluctuate like wild in the beginning.

 

I'm a very consistent libertarian and so in time my statistics have gotten closer to flat line in numerous areas.

like military and pacifism :lol:

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TheSpectre

I've just banned every vehicle in Ronery Plains except for skateboards, and converted our record-keeping methods to stone tablets, which require several square miles of warehouses to store them in.

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Otter

they will 'balance' out as you get deeper into decision making, especially considering your consistency.

things fluctuate like wild in the beginning.

 

I'm a very consistent libertarian and so in time my statistics have gotten closer to flat line in numerous areas.

like military and pacifism :lol:

they will 'balance' out as you get deeper into decision making, especially considering your consistency.

things fluctuate like wild in the beginning.

 

I'm a very consistent libertarian and so in time my statistics have gotten closer to flat line in numerous areas.

like military and pacifism :lol:

Yeah, I've got a five year old nation at this point, heh.

https://www.nationstates.net/nation=the_otter_archipelago

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Niobium

check out this flag i made for my nation.

 

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they will 'balance' out as you get deeper into decision making, especially considering your consistency.
things fluctuate like wild in the beginning.

I'm a very consistent libertarian and so in time my statistics have gotten closer to flat line in numerous areas.
like military and pacifism :lol:

they will 'balance' out as you get deeper into decision making, especially considering your consistency.
things fluctuate like wild in the beginning.

I'm a very consistent libertarian and so in time my statistics have gotten closer to flat line in numerous areas.
like military and pacifism :lol:

Yeah, I've got a five year old nation at this point, heh.
https://www.nationstates.net/nation=the_otter_archipelago

 

 

your nation looks good

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The Dedito Gae

This game issues resolutions are too extreme, is either living in the middle east or having gay kids when it comes to gay marriage laws, there's no middle ground.

-_-

 

 

My nation rocks though, took over in a one man coup, flag is awesome.

 

 

E: Who makes your flags guys?

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