New Hooker Money Glitch - Discussion Thread

[streetx1xracer]

@streetx1xracer: You can look if you want to. I won't judge. I bet your cars aren't any better. Then again, every one has their own preference and likings.

I will accept the offer to look up the man's rectum.

[Quarthon]

So let me guess, when the glitcher blocks off the garage entrance with a Pegasus vehicle then they drive in the garage from the degree angled entering of the garage section. Since its blocked off, and during the glitchers black loading screen it temporarily spawns in your garage but bounces and teleports back to the owners garage when they're done loading?

This hurts my head.

[AllDay808HI]

@streetx1xracer: Let me know when you find it.

[CarimboHanky]

@ZHPbim why drive the cars to lsc when you can destroy them all, go to lsc, call mmi, use the "request personal vehicle" from the select menu and have the car delivered to you.

 

sell the car, call mmi, request vehicle, sell, rinse and repeat.

 

for 10 adders you pay 125k in insurance cost but thats chump change when you would make over 7millions selling the cars.

[Sneakerfeen11]

If they're that stupid they deserve it. To do it in a public lobby when you have the option to do it in private tells me that you basically think you're untouchable. People will rightfully remind you that being able to drive a car in and out of a garage doesn't make you invincible.

[TheTruthIsFree]

@Quarthon, basically if somebody blocked off the garage maybe it teleports their adder in your garage because I've read in a thread before all garages and apartments in the same building are stacked on each other I think. So while their loading, it teleports their adder in your garage until they're done then it appears in their garage.

 

Loading = Their adder, your garage.

Finished loading = their adder teleports back in your garage. (My Guess.)

 

@CarimboHanky, damn you're serious..? That's a waste of time if somebody went through hell trying to do it.

[hugh750]

 

 

Wait wait we lose cars because of this glitch by others in our garages?!

yup. if you see a car appeared as if it was yours, i mean not under any of your cars, that's it. i think it's pretty easy to avoid by using mechanic more often than before. 

today i had it happen to me in my garage, i had a chradder with a dead hooker in the passenger seat appear under my cavalcade.

it drove off after i took a pic.

when i returned to my garage my cavalcade was still there.

 

http://prod.cloud.rockstargames.com/ugc/gta5photo/7477/kLby1MilmkOPefQMwi9cnQ/0_0.jpg

[DevilDaRebel]

1. do glitch enough to buy a rhino

2. park your freshly purchased rhino outside eclipse towers while people are doing the glitch

3. obliterate them and make it impossible for them to continue in this same session

4. listen to the kiddies get mad that you are stopping them from breaking the rules

5. mission complete

 

only acceptable time to grief in a rhino

 

Wait.. you so break the rules so you can punish people breaking the rules?

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Mind blown.

[Sneakerfeen11]

By the way the smart people doing the glitch don't even use a Pegasus vehicle and they sure as hell aren't doing it in public lobbies.

[JOEsAGGRESSIVE]

ya know if you had left your garage it wouldn't have blown up and you wouldn't have been charged... But you had to take a picture to provide evidence on a website forum. Sorry bout your luck but that was f*cking stupid. Now it you didn't want to leave because "why should I have to change my game because of glitchers" argument goes, that is a rockstar problem. They will fix these grievous transgressions... Eventually.

 

But, I do see how that would be extremely annoying.

[CarimboHanky]

im serious mate, it takes only 3 minutes to destroy all cars.

 

get to lsc and have a car delivered every 20 seconds!

 

that better and faster than driving back and forth from eclipse tower.

[Geisterfaust]

 

1. do glitch enough to buy a rhino

2. park your freshly purchased rhino outside eclipse towers while people are doing the glitch

3. obliterate them and make it impossible for them to continue in this same session

4. listen to the kiddies get mad that you are stopping them from breaking the rules

5. mission complete

 

only acceptable time to grief in a rhino

 

 

Then just explode rhino to block the garage entrance and enjoy. Bonus points for exploding cars with Buzzard working in pair with co-pilot. Master award for using cannons in Jet.

Super-bonus award for using suicide bomber rigged with C4 when dropping him from the f*cking sky.

[gizmonomono]

@Ibareny

How is killing people braking the rules?

 

EDIT:

Nevermind

Edited July 16, 2014 by gizmonomono

[CarimboHanky]

@gizmonomono

 

the guy is glitching to buy make money for a tank.

 

tank that he would use to punish those glitching!

 

 

the irony!!!!

[gizmonomono]

 

@gizmonomono

 

the guy is glitching to buy make money for a tank.

 

tank that he would use to punish those glitching!

 

 

the irony!!!!

 

 

Oh. I missed that.

[Sneakerfeen11]

We have people calling glitchers all kinds of names, then saying they want to troll them, and finally they want to use glitches to troll the glitchers. How in your tiny minds does that make any kind of logical sense? I guess you're saying you would rather be a troll than glitcher and it's OK for YOU to glitch for your own benefit? Right....

[iainspad]

 

 

 

Right, because exercising a point of view opposing yours out of my own frustration from your own attitude completely justifies your insults and makes me look like a child.

(Sigh) have you looked in the mirror lately?

 

The question is have you looked in the mirror lately kid? Most likely not judging by your haircut.1) I'm almost 25, chances are I've been using the internet since you were trying not to sh*t yourself

2) what? I have the balls to cut most of my hair off because a mohawk is the haircut I want? Sorry, but I got results since I cut this hair, and judging your commentary the chances are you are under confident with your own looks. Don't like my hair? That's your problem to deal with. I bet you're a "bro" who thinks he's so so awesome at things when really you're paranoid over your confidence and succession which has lead you to make stupid insults.

 

Eat fart and choke on it.

Edited July 16, 2014 by iainspad

[Quarthon]

We have people calling glitchers all kinds of names, then saying they want to troll them, and finally they want to use glitches to troll the glitchers. How in your tiny minds does that make any kind of logical sense? I guess you're saying you would rather be a troll than glitcher and it's OK for YOU to glitch for your own benefit? Right....

Trolling someone breaking the rules isn't really trolling, they're asking for it. We'll f*ck with glitchers until R* fixes it, then go back to playing the game.

[judge dread 24]

So how does this glitch work then ? Do we receive the monet like last time or something else ?

So how does this glitch work then ? Do we receive the money like last time or something else ?

[JetsRLove]

it just happened to me right now

[streetx1xracer]

 

 

 

 

Right, because exercising a point of view opposing yours out of my own frustration from your own attitude completely justifies your insults and makes me look like a child.

(Sigh) have you looked in the mirror lately?

 

The question is have you looked in the mirror lately kid? Most likely not judging by your haircut.1) I'm almost 25, chances are I've been using the internet since you were trying not to sh*t yourself

2) what? I have the balls to cut most of my hair off because a mohawk is the haircut I want? Sorry, but I got results since I cut this hair, and judging your commentary the chances are you are under confident with your own looks. Don't like my hair? That's your problem to deal with. I bet you're a "bro" who thinks he's so so awesome at things when really you're paranoid over your confidence and succession which has lead you to make stupid insults.

 

Eat fart and choke on it.

@mackers06 going off topic to insult someone pretty much shows that your ran out of things to properly defend your opinion. Rip in peace your dignity.

[nicky9499]

If anyone is dumb enough to glitch in a public lobby, he deserves to be griefed. End of story.

Edited July 16, 2014 by nicky9499

[D3ViOU5]

Well I saw a guy driving adders back and forth from eclipse to lsc, so I started blowing them up, when he asked me stop I said no you cheating scum and advised that maybe it is a better idea to do this in an invite only session to avoid people like me.

I made someone mad that day.

The next day I saw someone else trying to do the glitch, but they were doing the one where you need two people, so I told him about the hooker glitch and he was all, but my garage is full and I want all the cars, so I advised him about using a second character and filling up two garages and he went "ahhhhhh" and made this small chuckle and dissapeared from the lobby.

I made someone happy that day

[Not A Nice Person]

Caught someone doing it in my lobby, Destroyed my Panto but I can still breath.

 

Literally told the guy to go to invite only because a cocksucker like Quarthon will report you.

[streetx1xracer]

Well I saw a guy driving adders back and forth from eclipse to lsc, so I started blowing them up, when he asked me stop I said no you cheating scum and advised that maybe it is a better idea to do this in an invite only session to avoid people like me.

 

I made someone mad that day.

 

The next day I saw someone else trying to do the glitch, but they were doing the one where you need two people, so I told him about the hooker glitch and he was all, but my garage is full and I want all the cars, so I advised him about using a second character and filling up two garages and he went "ahhhhhh" and made this small chuckle and dissapeared from the lobby.

 

I made someone happy that day

Make up your mind

[D3ViOU5]

Make up your mind

What are you talking about? I was very helpful to both of those players.

[Misanthrope Z]

lol buncha nerdy vigilantes in here

 

Caught someone doing it in my lobby, Destroyed my Panto but I can still breath.

Literally told the guy to go to invite only because a cocksucker like Quarthon will report you.

pretty much this

 

the farthest i'd go is just snatching the hooker out of the car

 

maybe getting in the car just to see what happens after

 

but to go all CoD warrior on them and spawnkilling them just because they play differently?

 

glitching "ruins" the game for some, but all this nerdy vigilantism ruins it for many others

Edited July 16, 2014 by OriginalCharacter

[Johan]

Haven't tried it but you gave me an idea.

[I.haigh]

 

I spent most of this evening looking for people dumb enough to do the prostitute glitch in public lobbies. There is a tall building right across from Eclipse. If you land a helicopter on the roof, you can get a good view of the Eclipse driveway as well as the alley next to Eclipse where you can block both doors of your car.

 

I was on the roof of the building across from Eclipse. I threw sticky bombs down at the driveway to blow up Adders that would come out. I would then spawn kill the driver with the sniper rifle.

 

Has anyone else trolled the prostitute glitchers? What did you do?

 

 

I came into this thread ready to tell you how I troll people but you explained exactly what I do. You can see for miles from that rooftop, it's perfect for sniping. Just a few minutes ago I was up there, the whole lobby was on the ground below me having an all out war. The best part is when someone goes to pull in their garage with a hooker and you hit em with the RPG. The rage is hilarious.

[streetx1xracer]

 

Make up your mind

What are you talking about? I was very helpful to both of those players.You were a Dick before you helped unlike other one.