New Hooker Money Glitch - Discussion Thread

[iVoltScopez V2]

 

Enjoy it while it lasts, kiddies, you'll be paying for your glitching eventually

 

 

 

Nothing will ever top the feeling you got when you bagged your first billion. It was almost like busting a nut. Lol

...said the virgin 

People have been saying this since the game came out and yet I (and thousands of others) have yet to receive anything. Not even a slap on the wrists. After nearly a year of exploits, glitches, and awesome broken online experiences I doubt there's anything for us to fear. Come the next gen I think they might finally care, but until then... My glitchy little heart will continue to bring in the millions by the hour while you plebians cry about mission payouts and grind RR

[NikkoCharger]

Earlier today I was put into an open session where an entire crew was helping one of their members do the glitch.

I was sitting there afk in my garage when I heard a loud crashing noise. I looked up and saw a lime green Adder with white wall tires, dead mugger in the passenger seat, sitting underneath my clean Rebel. The Rebel's suspension started to glitch out and the front wheels were hopping up and down like crazy until i walked over to and bumped into it then flung it's self at the glass wall the next to the TV. I then started looking at the map to see any one constantly entering and exiting their garage and saw the crew down at the garage by the airport. The guy would sell one Adder then his crew members would drive him back to the garage while another two stood guard so trolls like me wouldn't mess it up.

 

So I decided to have a little fun, I sent the guy who was driving him back to the garage a message saying I was going to report him assisting someone with a glitch and his friend for doing the glitch. The I told the main person that I took a pic and would be reporting him for using the glitch and I already took a picture his green adder in my garage. The guy who was driving him drove away from the area and left the session a few minutes later. The main guy told me he didn't care then said I was a "drama queen". I then told him to keep doing the glitch as all the gta money in the world wouldn't get him unbanned. He and the rest of the crew left the session not too long after.

[oleg_aka_djmeg]

what i've found yesterday is that if you see a car appearing in your garage ON PLACE of your car, and your car disappears, that car of yours is gone. forever. unless you disconnect this instant, but i haven't tried that so i'm not sure.

 

 

I never tried to hide it...

 

 

 

 

 

 

me neither

 

 

 

 

 

oh, and on the topic of money glitches...

 

 

 

 

Edited July 16, 2014 by oleg_aka_djmeg

[Ja50nX]

Does that sticky bomb on friend trick work in garages?

 

Curious as to what happens if I blow up someones adder in my garage. I figure I'll have to ring insurance on some of my cars but what about the glitchers garage???

[NFSGalaxy]

You can also notice when they say " my nigga I got over 100 mil with glitches nigga nigga $w3g"

Ah, love hearing that while recording... and when I say I have evidence of them glitching they spew death threats about their gangs hunting me down.

[saintsrow]

You know, what all this glitching really indicates is simply that people are dying for something new and fun to do in GTA0.

[Quinn_flower]

Wait wait we lose cars because of this glitch by others in our garages?!

[Sangers]

Nothing will ever top the feeling you got when you bagged your first billion. It was almost like busting a nut. Lol

 

You sound like Lazlo from West Coast Talk Back Radio

[Giantsgiants]

I spent most of this evening looking for people dumb enough to do the prostitute glitch in public lobbies. There is a tall building right across from Eclipse. If you land a helicopter on the roof, you can get a good view of the Eclipse driveway as well as the alley next to Eclipse where you can block both doors of your car.

 

I was on the roof of the building across from Eclipse. I threw sticky bombs down at the driveway to blow up Adders that would come out. I would then spawn kill the driver with the sniper rifle.

 

Has anyone else trolled the prostitute glitchers? What did you do?

Edited July 16, 2014 by Giantsgiants

[streetx1xracer]

You should blow up your own ugly chromed out cars.

[gizmonomono]

I'm definitely trying this out

[Flūttershy]

Are you sure they weren't just pulverized and immobilized by the sheer sight of your incredibly sexy cars?

[oleg_aka_djmeg]

Wait wait we lose cars because of this glitch by others in our garages?!

yup. if you see a car appeared as if it was yours, i mean not under any of your cars, that's it. i think it's pretty easy to avoid by using mechanic more often than before.

[Davey Boy]

I should do the air walk glitch and throw sticky bombs at the alley with the dumpster

[CarimboHanky]

i troll dumb people doing this in public lobbies by killing the when they leave the garage and pulling the dead hooker from the car haha

[AllDay808HI]

@streetx1xracer: Don't you ever insult giantsgiants' cars ever! His cars stand at the top of the podium.

[EvilFuture]

If you ever encounter somebody who is dumb enough to do it in a public lobby, when their car glitches out into your garage, drag the hooker out of their car. They'll have to wait until the night time to do it again, and when they do, do it again.

 

Gets em' every time

[streetx1xracer]

@streetx1xracer: Don't you ever insult giantsgiants' cars ever! His cars stand at the top of the podium.

And the podium is lodged up his ass, I reckon?

[VIPΣR]

Instead of making the glitchers angry and wasting your time(I guess you have a lot of free time) with them why don't you go do some missions and earn some cash? R* will punish them sooner or later.

Edited July 16, 2014 by Undertaker13

[Bitchesloveturtles]

I should do the air walk glitch and throw sticky bombs at the alley with the dumpster

Defeat a glitch with a glitch. So smart. /s

Edited July 16, 2014 by Bitchesloveturtles

[oleg_aka_djmeg]

whoever doing this glitch at eclipse is a fuсking idiot.

Edited July 16, 2014 by oleg_aka_djmeg

[Ai®a©ob®a]

I will be so happy when R* hotfixes this, Then we won't have to hear about it anymore.

 

It's the UFO threads all over again, Everybody and their brother are making threads about this glitch.

[CarimboHanky]

Instead of making the glitchers angry and wasting your time(I guess you have a lot of free time) with them why don't you go do some missions and earn some cash?

missions??? whats that?

[TheTruthIsFree]

So let me guess, when the glitcher blocks off the garage entrance with a Pegasus vehicle then they drive in the garage from the degree angled entering of the garage section. Since its blocked off, and during the glitchers black loading screen it temporarily spawns in your garage but bounces and teleports back to the owners garage when they're done loading?

[999bats]

1. do glitch enough to buy a rhino
2. park your freshly purchased rhino outside eclipse towers while people are doing the glitch
3. obliterate them and make it impossible for them to continue in this same session
4. listen to the kiddies get mad that you are stopping them from breaking the rules
5. mission complete

only acceptable time to grief in a rhino

[AllDay808HI]

@streetx1xracer: You can look if you want to. I won't judge. I bet your cars aren't any better. Then again, every one has their own preference and likings.

[CarimboHanky]

@AiraCobra you can just not click on this type of threads you know...

 

no one is forcing you to read every thread, you can steer clear of repetitive threads.

[ZHPbim]

You are a loser. I just helped someone do the glitch with their adder by using my own car to transport them back and forth from LS. Customs to their house. I then added the person as a friend.

 

Get a life.

[CarimboHanky]

@TheTruthIsFree some people block the entrance, why i dont know, thats step is not needed.

[VIPΣR]

A lot of butthurt people on here that don't realise, that they're wasting their time with a problem that is R*'s problem.

Edited July 16, 2014 by Undertaker13