New Hooker Money Glitch - Discussion Thread

[lilmoonpie]

Does the glitch work with a second player as passenger? I keep getting out of the car whether I want to or not.

[streetx1xracer]

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I've stopped at $9.7m for fear of a money wipe. I think it's too risky to get anymore.

 

I can't really spend it though as I already have everything. I just want it there for new content.

 

It does seem strange we got another week to glitch this.

Dosent matter if you make 9 million or 90 million glitching. R* WILL take it all away. I really fail to see what the point is to this glitch. Sure go fill all your garages with gay chrome super cars with the money. Then when the money wipe comes all you people have everything in the game. Then I can look forward to the threads crying about how the game is boring. Glitch on fa**ots.

 

Why are you mad??? lol There has never been a money wipe for glitching. The only money wipe was for money that was generated in a totally different way. R* CAN"T look into the sales history for every one that's glitched, so we are pretty much going to get away with this while you continue to have to grind RR every time a DLC comes out. OK I see why you're mad now. LMAO

 

If that's what satisfies you.

 

Fact of the matter is, all us normal players are going to be playing longer because we can enjoy playing missions to get our stuff. And I'm already helping R* find some people when I get bored. They actually probably appreciate it so they can look at certain user's sales.

 

Fact of the matter is, in the end? Glitches are bitches who couldn't play the game because they suck too hard at it.

 

Good god, please tell me you're trolling with this bullsh*t and don't actually believe what you're typing here.

Don't spend two minutes with these "pure players". They think by playing the game legit they are doing the world a favor.

[Coreyandy5]

Happened to me yesterday except I had two chradders in my garage of another character

[LordBattleBeard]

 

 

 

 

 

I've stopped at $9.7m for fear of a money wipe. I think it's too risky to get anymore.

 

I can't really spend it though as I already have everything. I just want it there for new content.

 

It does seem strange we got another week to glitch this.

Dosent matter if you make 9 million or 90 million glitching. R* WILL take it all away. I really fail to see what the point is to this glitch. Sure go fill all your garages with gay chrome super cars with the money. Then when the money wipe comes all you people have everything in the game. Then I can look forward to the threads crying about how the game is boring. Glitch on fa**ots.

 

Why are you mad??? lol There has never been a money wipe for glitching. The only money wipe was for money that was generated in a totally different way. R* CAN"T look into the sales history for every one that's glitched, so we are pretty much going to get away with this while you continue to have to grind RR every time a DLC comes out. OK I see why you're mad now. LMAO

 

If that's what satisfies you.

 

Fact of the matter is, all us normal players are going to be playing longer because we can enjoy playing missions to get our stuff. And I'm already helping R* find some people when I get bored. They actually probably appreciate it so they can look at certain user's sales.

 

Fact of the matter is, in the end? Glitches are bitches who couldn't play the game because they suck too hard at it.

 

Good god, please tell me you're trolling with this bullsh*t and don't actually believe what you're typing here.

Don't spend two minutes with these "pure players". They think by playing the game legit they are doing the world a favor.

 

 

Was your signature meant to be ironic?

[mollipop]

You guys do know that glitching is stealing. It's morally wrong

[I.haigh]

Not sure why the glitcher didn't do his or her glitching in a private session, either way just pay for the car and go to a new session, is it really a big enough deal to post a thread about?

[sultangris]

 

 

 

That happened to me in a lobby earlier. I'll never understand why people glitch in a public lobby rather than using invite only.

 

im not like....actually complaining or anything. i just thought it was a thing the forums would get a kick out of.

 

yeah, the dude blew up my car from glitching so i reported him as such (normally i wouldnt care, but since it was blown up and i was killed...not happy)

 

but its still a funny thing to see.

 

Just glitch some money to pay for that Coquette.

i dont need to glitch. i make all the money i could possibly want legitimately.

 

i just wish it would show up on my banner. not correct.

 

 

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cause they are dumb, i enjoy blowing them up as they go to sell their glitched cars, haha! its extra fun if they are on everyone chat or its glitched so that everyone is no matter what setting they have,

[ThugBunny_]

The absolute chaos is beautiful. Everyone seems to be actually enjoying themselves honestly.

[nicky9499]

Dude, what?

No, all people who play any music through their mics are morons.

[streetx1xracer]

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I've stopped at $9.7m for fear of a money wipe. I think it's too risky to get anymore.

 

I can't really spend it though as I already have everything. I just want it there for new content.

 

It does seem strange we got another week to glitch this.

Dosent matter if you make 9 million or 90 million glitching. R* WILL take it all away. I really fail to see what the point is to this glitch. Sure go fill all your garages with gay chrome super cars with the money. Then when the money wipe comes all you people have everything in the game. Then I can look forward to the threads crying about how the game is boring. Glitch on fa**ots.

 

Why are you mad??? lol There has never been a money wipe for glitching. The only money wipe was for money that was generated in a totally different way. R* CAN"T look into the sales history for every one that's glitched, so we are pretty much going to get away with this while you continue to have to grind RR every time a DLC comes out. OK I see why you're mad now. LMAO

 

If that's what satisfies you.

 

Fact of the matter is, all us normal players are going to be playing longer because we can enjoy playing missions to get our stuff. And I'm already helping R* find some people when I get bored. They actually probably appreciate it so they can look at certain user's sales.

 

Fact of the matter is, in the end? Glitches are bitches who couldn't play the game because they suck too hard at it.

 

Good god, please tell me you're trolling with this bullsh*t and don't actually believe what you're typing here.

Don't spend two minutes with these "pure players". They think by playing the game legit they are doing the world a favor.

 

Was your signature meant to be ironic?

I don't even remember my signature, I've been using mobile since like September.

[Christacoma]

 

Dude, what?

 

 

No, all people who play any music through their mics are morons.

 

[streetx1xracer]

 

 

Dude, what?

 

 

No, all people who play any music through their mics are morons.

 

[CrazyDog150]

I don't care if people think I suck.

I've been grinding almost DAILY since February and I'm sick of it.

 

I don't want to play f*cking boring ass missions,DM's,Captures or sh*t like that anymore.I'M SICK OF IT!

We want to have fun in Freeroam.That's why a lot of the GTA Community started glitching.

[Reemer]

I can finally drop that 12K to fill up the stickies without stressin'.

 

Feels good man.

[acuariumm]

ni**er PROB STOLE DAT

[Not A Nice Person]

 

I...umm....cool story?

 

I guess thats what the mute button is for

 

[brooklyn718]

L

Edited July 16, 2014 by brooklyn718

[da_illest101]

My god, some people are going in hard on their hatred on those who glitch. It's just a video game...

[am krooked]

Drove out of my garage and some dude was in my car.

 

It was the last damn dup I needed -_- oh well.

Edited July 16, 2014 by lukeskateboards

[Ikeblaster]

You can also notice when they say " my nigga I got over 100 mil with glitches nigga nigga $w3g"

[MetalThrasherXtreme]

OP you writing your memiors over there?

 

Literally, no one gives a sh*t. Stop making worthless threads.

Aww, do you feel better now?

 

You sure showed him!

[Coyteria]

quote train ;_;

lol

[mackers06]

 

Right, because exercising a point of view opposing yours out of my own frustration from your own attitude completely justifies your insults and makes me look like a child.

 

(Sigh) have you looked in the mirror lately?

 

The question is have you looked in the mirror lately kid? Most likely not judging by your haircut.

[Otsd4rv4]

Most of the sessions I've gone to is normally consumed by all out war and chaos. It's beautiful.

Edited July 16, 2014 by Otsd4rv4

[MetalThrasherXtreme]

 

 

 

 

Can't wait for those glorious resets to be handed out.

 

"EHR R* NO FAIR. IF U GUYS DIDNT MAKE US WORK FOR OUR STUFF ((("

 

God, no seriously. Go back to COD if you want all these things just handed to you. c*nts.

 

 

To the post above? Shove off. "Have fun boring yourself with missions." So what the f*ck do you do? Literally, it's supposed to be like that. You can't have fun with these missions? Or DM's? Or races? God damn. So you guys just want to unlock things. Yeah, don't play the game then. R* made it clear what they wanted from GTA:O. Sorry it didn't fit your self entitled desire.

 

 

And shut the f*ck up with the cash-card conspiracy, you god damn whinny bunch of kids. "IT'S A CONSPIRACY".. No, it's for people who can't take a bit of time to earn up money. Like the lazy bastards you are. God, the fact it's all about the money with you whinny bunch of snobs shows what type of gamers you are.

The only c*nt here is you.

 

Seriously, shut the f*ck up. You're a f*cking whining little crybaby motherf*cker with nothing better to do than bitch.

 

Yes, we're gamers. We want to HAVE FUN playing A GAME! I don't want to play a life simulator where I'm worried about how much money I have and budget my expenses. No. I play this to escape from the realities of life and just have fun by doing whatever it is I wanna do.

 

I'm almost level 200 on BOTH of my characters and I don't feel like grinding the same f*cking sh*t over and over and over all so I can play the game the way I want.

 

Playing missions, doing races, playing DM's all of that is fine. IT STILL HAPPENS! Now the difference is people actually play the sh*t they WANT to play for FUN because they're financially sound and can play things for ENJOYMENT rather than efficiency. Instead of grinding RR and Coveted for hours on end to maximize profit, people are finally playing whatever the hell they want for FUN because they already have money.

 

And cash cards isn't a conspiracy, sorry to break it to you. Until R* reports what exactly the revenue from it is used for(Guarantee it goes straight to corporate and the actual developers don't see a dime) why exactly such a successful and already financially stable company like them is participating in this less than acceptable practice, it's no conspiracy.

 

They nerfed payouts and they made it so everything is overpriced as f*ck. The problem is they built the game so you either have to grind or buy cash cards in order to get ahead and it's DISGUSTING. Even more disgusting are people like yourself.

 

Legit, shut the f*ck up already you f*cking whining little brat.

 

Not enough that people have already called your ass out on your edgy behavior, so I won't even address the irrelevant insults from your punk looking ass.

 

1. How the hell are you having problems budgeting yourself? You can literally do a normal mission, shoot the enemies, and pick up their ammo. Racing? Doesn't require money. Really, what the f*ck are you people doing that you're that hurt for money? Humor me. Enlighten me. You're all either broke, stupid, or you want to buy and change your cars colors numerous times to the point where you can't afford it. You can still escape the realities of life without glitching like a little bitch.

 

2. What the hell does that mean? "WE CAN HAVE FUN BECAUSE WE HAVE THE MONEY." So you needed the money to have fun? Poor excuse of a gamer. You couldn't earn money AND have fun? That's sad.

 

3. It's not a conspiracy. It's a way for people who are too lazy to play missions or earn money to get limited items. Aka, impatient bastards like yourselves. You're not forced to this sh*t. Seriously.

 

4. Things are affordable. The payouts are a bit bad, but still not as nerfed as you whine about them.

 

You whine all the f*cking time. Hell, the true R* cum guzzlers are the ones who cry about being poor within this game, and how much they HATE DA CONSPIRACY, but still continue to come to it and even be low enough to glitch it.

 

Truly f*cking pathetic. You're really proving your point to R*. "WE WON'T FALL FOR YOUR CHEAP TACTICS. WE'LL FIGHT BACK BY GLITCHING, YOU PATCHING IT, AND THEN WE LOSE OUR MONEY. YEAAAAAH."

 

Only people you c*nts are really making lose here are people with lives and normal gamers.

 

Get a f*cking grip. In the end, regular players suffer because a patch will come out now before an actual update. It's happened before. It'll happen again.

 

People like me who play this late at night with friends get screwed over. Not as much, I, in all honesty don't really have any reason for it to bug me. Other than an update being halted. \\

 

Really though, the reason you guys glitch is petty and bitch made as hell.

 

>Implying I give a sh*t what other members call me out on my "punk looking ass"(Hey, at least I show my actual picture)

>Implying my opinions aren't my own and I just have them in an attempt to be "edgy"

>Implying

 

You're a funny guy.

 

1. You shouldn't have to budget yourself in a f*cking video game, at least not a video game about stealing and killing. Y'know, doing whatever it takes to get rich as fast as possble? It's the basis of the game, at least it was up until this game. Now it's a game about stealing rare and exotic vehicles and NOT being able to sell them or keep them. Yes, that makes total f*cking sense.

 

2. Considering everything in this game costs money, yes, you need money to have fun and actually do anything halfway entertaining.

 

3. No, it's a crock of bullsh*t. R* made everything pay like sh*t and overpriced everything to increase cash card sales, if you can't put two and two together that's not my problem.

 

4. Things are affordable if you buy cash cards, grind your ass off, or glitch. If you play the game "normally" by just doing whatever and playing the occasional mission, DM, race, etc. it will take so much longer to get it, which by that point the newest sh*t's already out and the cycle begins all over.

sh*t's overpriced. You know it. I know it. Take off your R* fanboy goggles for half a second and you'll see.

 

I whine all the time? Where at bro? You following my posts and sh*t? How cute. The only person who's pathetic here is you whining about sh*t that has no bearing on you at all.

 

The people with lives are the ones doing this because we'd rather spend our time having FUN instead of grinding our asses off or buying our way to success. Also, who the f*ck are you to say who's a "real" gamer and who isn't? Get off the high horse, you're another number just like the rest of us, nothing more.

 

Like I said, until R* directly acknowledges this sh*t delays updates, you literally have no solid evidence, you're just speculating based on your own agenda.

 

So have fun being the "good guy" in a game all about criminal behavior, whatever helps you sleep at night.

 

1. Then don't f*cking play it. Here's a notice, for all of you f*cking backwards morons saying this sh*t. "THE GAME IS ABOUT BEING A CRIMINAL AND STEALING TO GET TO THE TOP." No, it isn't. Not anymore. Go back to playing THOSE games then.

 

Infact.. even the stories aren't about that. GTA 4's story wasn't... GTA 4's MP wasn't. San Andreas wasn't. GTA 5's SP wasn't. GTA O isn't the first game where your goal isn't to just steal sh*t. Huh. Amazing. Stop pulling things out of you ass.

 

The games where you had to steal to get to the top and have wreckless mayhem were ONLINE GTA 1, 2, and debatable 3. That's it. That's where it stops. Go back and play those.

 

2. That's your own problem. You people saying "YOU NEED MONEY TO HAVE FUN", are literally coming across as cry baby impatient bitches. Survival? You get ammo during it. It's fun to do. DM's? Still get ammo during them. Races? Don't need money. And you can do those WHILE EARNING MONEY to have fun in free-roam.

 

3. "WAHHH. WAHHH. WAHHH" Seriously. I've had no problems affording anything in these updates or for my car. Getting money is REALLY too easy.

 

4. R* fanboy". No bitch. You know, DAMN well I'm not a R* fanboy. Not by a long shot. I'm a guy, who wants updates. See, unlike you all? For the five hours I play when I get home from work or the gym or in spare time in general? I want updates. I don't want to wait for a patch BECAUSE YOU ALL SUCK, at the god damn game and I can't get anything new.

 

ESPECIALLY when the big rumor was we were getting towards the casino. It's not hard to earn money. And grinding is such a lame ass thing to do. It doesn't take that long to get money by just doing missions. On the call is such a great feature. Hop in a job, score some cash, on the job, meet some fun people, after awhile just go to free roam and have fun.

 

WHY do you need to glitch to do that? Why do you need everything given to you? YOU PEOPLE/GLITCHERS are why games suck. Everything is handed to you because you cry and cheat like the little f*cking c*nts you are until you get your way. f*ck earning sh*t.

 

You guys aren't real gamers. You're gamers of a generation where sh*t is given to you. I'm a gamer from a time where sh*t was actually challenging, and you had to DO THINGS to unlock them/gain access to them.

 

1. You don't tell me what to do, peasant. The game is still about just what I described, you're a f*cking retard. You obviously never played any of the previous games in the series if that's what you honestly believe. SA was about revenge and making something of yourself outside the hood. Vice City was about rising to the top of the state as crime lord. GTA III was mostly about Claude getting revenge and whatnot, the plot wasn't exactly that developed so that was about it. GTA IV was about revenge and Niko making enough money to not have to kill and steal anymore.

 

Seriously dude, did you even f*cking play any of the old games? For someone who goes around throwing the term "true gamer" around, you sure don't seem to know sh*t about the games. It's usually the people who go around patting themselves on the back calling themselves true gamers that are really the f*cking casuals, which I'm sensing you are.

 

2. Do you know how to read or do anything other than call everyone who disagrees with your pathetic ass a bitch? YOU DON'T MAKE JACK SH*T FROM DOING THOSE ACTIVITIES! THE ONLY RACES THAT PAY WELL ARE CUSTOM MADE RACES DESIGNED TO BE LONGER SO THEY PAY HIGHER! SURVIVAL IS FUN BUT IF YOU WANNA ACTUALLY HAVE FUN DURING IT, IT'S GONNA COST MONEY, OTHERWISE YOU'RE SITTING BEHIND A DUMPSTER WITH AN AR THE ENTIRE TIME, WHAT'S SO FUN ABOUT THAT? YOU CANNOT MAKE MONEY AND BE EFFICIENT IN THIS GAME, IT'S ONE OR THE OTHER. There, I typed it in all caps in case you had trouble reading it the first few times.

 

3. That's great for you, want a f*cking cookie? I have no problem affording sh*t either, it just requires grinding the same f*cking missions over and over because that's the only way to actually make money efficiently in this game due to everything being overpriced and majority of activities paying absolute sh*t.

 

4. What's that? You're a R* fanboy bitch? We all already knew that. How would I know DAMN WELL you're not? Do you think I go around following your posts and sh*t? You seriously think I care that much? I'm not like you bro, I don't sh*t my pants having tantrums over A f*ckING VIDEO GAME like your whining little bitch ass. You're coming off as nothing but a little brat who's mad other people are playing in the same sandbox as you.

 

UNTIL R* OFFICIALLY ANNOUNCES THAT SH*T LIKE THIS ACTUALLY DELAYS UPDATES, EVERYTHING YOU CLAIM IS LITERALLY SPECULATION! YOU DO NOT HAVE FACTS TO BACK YOU UP! PERIOD!

 

Because we wanna play GTA the way it's always been played and create our own fun, we're not real gamers? We're babies? No. You're a f*cking baby because you're the one sitting here crying about everything like it's somehow inhibits you or some sh*t. I guess we'll just forget about the fact you still need ranks to actually be good at the game. There's no point being level 1 and having a huge bank, so saying we all suck at the game is pretty retarded on your part.

 

Again, tossing the whole "real gamer" term around like it actually means something. Like you're the one who made the definition of what a "real gamer" is. Get off your f*cking high horse you self-righteous little cocksucker. You're insufferable. You're a f*cking casual.

 

And by the way, what the f*ck makes you think people are going to stop playing before you? You think everyone's gonna quit? LOL! Right, save for the fact there's more people playing now than there has in months and lobbies are actually really fun now.

 

I'm guessing you either have a mild case of down syndrome or just really bad temper tantrum issues, either way I think you need help if you're getting this worked up over a f*cking game.

 

EDIT: Oh hey, I saw your ridiculous thread that ended up getting locked, lmfao. The entire thing was literally just a combination of you crying your eyes out and flaming everyone while acting like the self-righteous jackass that you are. Seriously dude? You're PATHETIC. End of story.

Edited July 16, 2014 by MetalThrasherXtreme

[Starscream_910]

 

It's kids like this, who suddenly have access to money and cannot control themselves, that are the reason I've been avoiding free roam like the plague.

 

Glitching to get stuff you want and better the game for yourself? Go for it. Glitching to make it easier to grief other players? Truly a failure of parenting and pathetic.

 

 

[Brock Elvis]

Want to glitch like crazy? Go for it - not my funeral once punishment is delivered.

[Quarthon]

Dam you f*ckers are long winded.

[JC Hammer]

I never tried to hide it...

 

 

Edited July 16, 2014 by jcph3

[streetx1xracer]

Dam you f*ckers are long winded.

They just didn't stretch before anal, hence their butthurt.