New Hooker Money Glitch - Discussion Thread

[ten-a-penny]

Don't f*cking tell us that this bullsh*t is "all we wanted". You think you know us, but you don't.

 

Now go back to watching porn and not understanding lady parts, maybe inject marijuanas while you're at it.

Don't you know? This forum is full of glitches n00bs.

[007Nick700]

I've seen this a few times. Pulling out the hookers as they take off is just about the most hilarious thing to do.

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[iainspad]

I've seen this a few times. Pulling out the hookers as they take off is just about the most hilarious thing to do.

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"I love me fresh corpse! So relaxin'!"

[howboutdemboyz91]

LOL ^^^^ This weirdo with the Mohawk just wont let up, he must be part of the glitch police... Hahahah! Does that Mohawk make you feel powerful son? I bet you wear a little badge around the room while playing GTA while your on patrol for the Glitchers hahahah. That's too bad that half the people are glitching in private lobbies, where you wont be pulling any hookers out of any cars... I'll let ya go though, wouldn't wanna keep you from your Glitching Patrol, HA! I bet you steal a cop car and ride around trying to pull the glitchers over hahahaha.

[TheGoodSgtScooter]

LOL ^^^^ This weirdo with the Mohawk just wont let up, he must be part of the glitch police... Hahahah! Does that Mohawk make you feel powerful son? I bet you wear a little badge around the room while playing GTA while your on patrol for the Glitchers hahahah. That's too bad that half the people are glitching in private lobbies, where you wont be pulling any hookers out of any cars... I'll let ya go though, wouldn't wanna keep you from your Glitching Patrol, HA! I bet you steal a cop car and ride around trying to pull the glitchers over hahahaha.

Actually I've been pulling hookers out of Adders and Zentornos all morning. It's fun to hear them cry over the mic.

[Holligan UK]

Don't f*cking tell us that this bullsh*t is "all we wanted". You think you know us, but you don't.

 

Now go back to watching porn and not understanding lady parts, maybe inject marijuanas while you're at it.

lol chill out kid...

 

From looking at the good times on the servers this is what 'most' people wanted.

 

Its great seeing running battles on the street,players in dumpers,coaches,Liberators etc etc its just showing how great the free-mode can be if we're allowed too run riot.It just makes it even more of a shame that its all locked behind grinding and cash cards.

[Staten]

Really noticed no difference in freeroam today - both FA and AA. Some people were fighting, some were not. As usual.

[Giantsgiants]

I'm assuming the glitcher has to live in the same building as you for this to happen right?

[CSUdude]

People are so busy glitching that nobody wants to race cars anymore. Even when I invite and wait for people to join

Edited July 15, 2014 by CSUdude

[slowburn29]

so yes. glitching IS hurting other players.

 

sorry babe

[iainspad]

 

Don't f*cking tell us that this bullsh*t is "all we wanted". You think you know us, but you don't.

Now go back to watching porn and not understanding lady parts, maybe inject marijuanas while you're at it.

 

lol chill out kid...

 

From looking at the good times on the servers this is what 'most' people wanted.

 

Its great seeing running battles on the street,players in dumpers,coaches,Liberators etc etc its just showing how great the free-mode can be if we're allowed too run riot.It just makes it even more of a shame that its all locked behind grinding and cash cards.

Fun is subjective, c*nt.

 

Don't f*cking call me a kid again.

[Tarheelram]

Lol complaining about paying insurance.

[Davey Boy]

It's Money Christmas all over again.

Edited July 15, 2014 by FedoraTheExplora

[Holligan UK]

 

 

Don't f*cking tell us that this bullsh*t is "all we wanted". You think you know us, but you don't.

Now go back to watching porn and not understanding lady parts, maybe inject marijuanas while you're at it.

lol chill out kid...

 

From looking at the good times on the servers this is what 'most' people wanted.

 

Its great seeing running battles on the street,players in dumpers,coaches,Liberators etc etc its just showing how great the free-mode can be if we're allowed too run riot.It just makes it even more of a shame that its all locked behind grinding and cash cards.

Fun is subjective, c*nt.

 

Don't f*cking call me a kid again.

 

stop acting like one then

[iainspad]

 

 

 

Don't f*cking tell us that this bullsh*t is "all we wanted". You think you know us, but you don't.

Now go back to watching porn and not understanding lady parts, maybe inject marijuanas while you're at it.

 

lol chill out kid...

 

From looking at the good times on the servers this is what 'most' people wanted.

 

Its great seeing running battles on the street,players in dumpers,coaches,Liberators etc etc its just showing how great the free-mode can be if we're allowed too run riot.It just makes it even more of a shame that its all locked behind grinding and cash cards.

Fun is subjective, c*nt.

Don't f*cking call me a kid again.

 

stop acting like one thenRight, because exercising a point of view opposing yours out of my own frustration from your own attitude completely justifies your insults and makes me look like a child.

 

(Sigh) have you looked in the mirror lately?

Edited July 15, 2014 by iainspad

[Holligan UK]

yea Ive looked in the mirror lately and all I see is a big smile cause Im not having too farm this bloody game anymore.

 

Didnt think the kid comment would hurt that much,you got some kinda kiddie issues or something.

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Wait. So there's a money glitch that involves hookers and Adders? That explains the dead hookers and ghost Adders that keep glitching into and out of my garage... I didn't know what the f*ck that was.

 

To all the glithcers out there: Whatever gets your rocks off. I couldn't care less. Just don't come after me with your ill-gotten gains. My completely legit 200+ rank came on the back of a bunch of corpses...

Same thing happened to me. Went into my garage to get my Bodhi and found this:

 

[brose_sfr]

strange cars being in your garage may not be related to the latest glitch.

 

it's happen to me atleast twice. months ago.

[Misanthrope Z]

 

 

Wait. So there's a money glitch that involves hookers and Adders? That explains the dead hookers and ghost Adders that keep glitching into and out of my garage... I didn't know what the f*ck that was.

 

To all the glithcers out there: Whatever gets your rocks off. I couldn't care less. Just don't come after me with your ill-gotten gains. My completely legit 200+ rank came on the back of a bunch of corpses...

Same thing happened to me. Went into my garage to get my Bodhi and found this:

 

 

at least you didn't have a bloody mess to clean up

[Hmmm nice bike]

It's pretty funny how the media used to blame GTA for being so violent and came up with false accusations like allowing you to earn points for killing hookers. Now people technically are able to earn a form of points for killing hookers, and they're getting millions! Someone call Fox News!

[brooklyn718]

Hello bah bah bah boys and gah gah girls..

 

Geh geh geh gehhhuess what ill beh beh be doing toniiiiiiiiiight....clph clph clph

 

YEP! Clah clah chaaa HA HA!

 

[brooklyn718]

Hello bah bah bah boys and gah gah girls..

 

Geh geh geh gehhhuess what ill beh beh be doing toniiiiiiiiiight....clph clph clph

 

YEP! Clah clah chaaa HA HA!

 

[The_B1u3_Jay]

LOL, this glitch is the best. Not only does it have a funny way of doing it, but its also a funny way to troll other players.

And you could even pull the hooker out of his passenger door making him reset the glitch. Although i would admit that the person who is glitching is stupid for doing this in public lobbies. He should do what i do and glitch in private lobbies. ;-)

Edited July 16, 2014 by Awesom-0

[KingJohn]

 

 

 

I've stopped at $9.7m for fear of a money wipe. I think it's too risky to get anymore.

 

I can't really spend it though as I already have everything. I just want it there for new content.

 

It does seem strange we got another week to glitch this.

Dosent matter if you make 9 million or 90 million glitching. R* WILL take it all away. I really fail to see what the point is to this glitch. Sure go fill all your garages with gay chrome super cars with the money. Then when the money wipe comes all you people have everything in the game. Then I can look forward to the threads crying about how the game is boring. Glitch on fa**ots.

 

Why are you mad??? lol There has never been a money wipe for glitching. The only money wipe was for money that was generated in a totally different way. R* CAN"T look into the sales history for every one that's glitched, so we are pretty much going to get away with this while you continue to have to grind RR every time a DLC comes out. OK I see why you're mad now. LMAO

 

If that's what satisfies you.

 

Fact of the matter is, all us normal players are going to be playing longer because we can enjoy playing missions to get our stuff. And I'm already helping R* find some people when I get bored. They actually probably appreciate it so they can look at certain user's sales.

 

Fact of the matter is, in the end? Glitches are bitches who couldn't play the game because they suck too hard at it.

 

 

Good god, please tell me you're trolling with this bullsh*t and don't actually believe what you're typing here.

[MilezDawg]

GTAO = Where everyone is either glitching, grinding RR, or talking about glitching and grinding on the GTAF.

[NikkoCharger]

Like someone mentioned earlier I'm going to put a hooker in my SandKing SWB, park it in slot one, and leave it there.

 

To add to the lol's it even has a custom plate that reads "TRUCKYOU".

[JohndamnTravolta]

*forums start destabilizing from the amount of glitch threads*

[Not A Nice Person]

Why would you do it in a public lobby when a R* cocksucker can report you.

[LOES]

I know cuz a squeaker was saying how he can make like 600 k from selling his adder.

I got on my mic and starting trolling the crap outta him saying I got his psn and gameplay recordings and will forward to R*

 

Jokes bro, I'm too lazy for that sh*t

[lazyassedlover]

can I change my vote. I voted at 300k before picking up a few "missing" hookers...im sitting on 5mil now