dizzy_gopher Posted January 2, 2003 Share Posted January 2, 2003 (edited) This is a new ending for Vice City, if Newbies acted like Newbies outside of the forums. Older members can really relate to this stuff. Hopefully I wont have to 'BUMP!' 5 times for you people to see this. Enjoy. "Keep Your Newbies Close..." Sonny enters, and asks stupid questions: "Where is the strip club... huh tommy?" "Why can't I beat "The Driver"?" "Where's the Hunter?" "I just need two more hidden packages... you know where they are... don't ya Tommy? Huh? Huh?" Then Lance slides down the railing on the staircase... "Would it bug you if I use a buncha smilies to try to make you fell better? " Tommy says: "Lance? How could you? You and me, we're both here since June 2001!" Lance: "No Tommy! I change my login name last night so I could get 5 stars another way!" Tommy: "Ima kill you both..." Then, the normal stuff happens. When you destroy Lance he'll exclaim: "Sorry if this has been posted before... (dies)" Then, when you kill Sonny he'll go: "Please don't call me a spammer for this!" Then Ken goes: "Good thing I never joing www.GTAForums.com/; sounds brutal! Looks like they got some of your money." Then Tommy goes: "Oh, Sh!t. Say, Ken, do you know the Money Cheat?" Ken: "Gasp! That's something a... Newbie would say! Tommy: Haha! LOL! I gotcha! Haha! LOL! I gotcha! Opps, Double Post! Ken: Haha! LOL! Wait! LOL? Isn't this Nineteen Eighty Si(Cuts to black) Credits: Then on a Vacation Island, Tommy goes to hang with [O][T], 3vil, Tuff_luv_capo, Mr_WongS, Deisel GT, and all the rest. The end! Lol! EDIT :: Then he kills them all, and then he hangs out with me and Cali! Edited August 13, 2003 by dizzy_gopher Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
superdino Posted January 2, 2003 Share Posted January 2, 2003 Uhh.....a bit confusing at first but all around funny. Especially the double post . Btw...Where IS the Hunter????? J/K Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dizzy_gopher Posted January 2, 2003 Author Share Posted January 2, 2003 Glad to see someone liked it! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jack969 Posted January 2, 2003 Share Posted January 2, 2003 this is a great post Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Goodfella. Posted January 2, 2003 Share Posted January 2, 2003 thats some funny sh*t Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dizzy_gopher Posted January 2, 2003 Author Share Posted January 2, 2003 Based on a Veiw/Reply Ratio, 10% of the people who read this like it so much, that they can't help but relpy. Those, unfourunatley, are the lowest numbers I've had. But not to worry, I'll make sure who ever reads my sig will know of the joke. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DarkSonic8000 Posted January 3, 2003 Share Posted January 3, 2003 LOL! Nice one. Good job Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phantom88 Posted January 3, 2003 Share Posted January 3, 2003 You never fail to make us laugh, dizzy. And i could imagine how funny it would be to see lance's gay self sliding down the rail. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chargr67 Posted January 3, 2003 Share Posted January 3, 2003 are u sure u dont havethe money cheat? cause i think u do and ur just not telling me? btw how do u get the diablo staillion and dodo? ive been lookn for 3 weeks and i cant find it? please dont flame me! and dont call me a spammer for this i just need to no! thanx (just playn, thats classic, the double post was the best) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
aggressor27 Posted January 4, 2003 Share Posted January 4, 2003 Looks like a waste of database space. What did this have to do with VC? I must have missed it. But then again, I wasn't born with all knowledge of GTA:VC like some people in this forum were, so maybe that's why. Maybe it's just me, but I think [O] [T] covered the content and waste in this thread somewhere in here... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
avito coleone Posted January 7, 2003 Share Posted January 7, 2003 Thats a great ending man, It gets me everytime!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JoeyLeone25 Posted January 7, 2003 Share Posted January 7, 2003 Hey DG that is top class man Anomalous Material.com <--> AMF Multiplayer Topic Join Quidco and get Cashback for buying things online! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Purple9 Posted January 7, 2003 Share Posted January 7, 2003 lovin' it Dg. you got one good imagination hilarious The Precinct - We're upping our standards, so up yours! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
foreverstoned Posted January 7, 2003 Share Posted January 7, 2003 lmao, nice one DG, you got any other noob alternative missions for us to enjoy! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DeLtanaToR Posted January 7, 2003 Share Posted January 7, 2003 Sw33t story Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
turgon Posted January 7, 2003 Share Posted January 7, 2003 im sorry but its really not that funny., jmo Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wilzo9 Posted January 7, 2003 Share Posted January 7, 2003 thats not funny - in fact, thats sh!t ! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
M. H. Hunter III Posted January 8, 2003 Share Posted January 8, 2003 and theres your classic n00bie La famiglia è tutto The strength of a family, like the strength of an army is in its loyalty to each other.~ Mario Puzo ~ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dizzy_gopher Posted January 8, 2003 Author Share Posted January 8, 2003 lmao, nice one DG, you got any other noob alternative missions for us to enjoy! I was gonna say no, but, hey! Name a mission, and I'll see what I can make up! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
foreverstoned Posted January 8, 2003 Share Posted January 8, 2003 I'm sure you could have some fun with any of the Love Fist missions, particularly the first. Love Fist are the closet thing to n00b's in the game so it should give you plenty of scope. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wilzo9 Posted January 8, 2003 Share Posted January 8, 2003 and theres your classic n00bie but its NOT funny. It is meant 2 be, right? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tony Scarboni Posted January 8, 2003 Share Posted January 8, 2003 Can anyone tell me how you fly the big jets? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dizzy_gopher Posted January 8, 2003 Author Share Posted January 8, 2003 Give me a few days to write the commentary for: N00b Juice Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nyaren Posted January 9, 2003 Share Posted January 9, 2003 (edited) ----- Edited April 23, 2008 by nyaren Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Freelance Posted January 10, 2003 Share Posted January 10, 2003 Omg, funny as hell good job man Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dizzy_gopher Posted January 19, 2003 Author Share Posted January 19, 2003 Due to lack of resoures, "N00b Juice" has been cancelled. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tuff_luv_capo Posted January 19, 2003 Share Posted January 19, 2003 Due to lack of resoures, "N00b Juice" has been cancelled. WHYYYYY!!!!???? NOOOOOOOO!!!! Oh well, I'll get over it Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
liyylewilly1017 Posted January 20, 2003 Share Posted January 20, 2003 lolz that what hilarious Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
-Gnobe- Posted January 21, 2003 Share Posted January 21, 2003 hah! cool that was funny as ever Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dizzy_gopher Posted January 22, 2003 Author Share Posted January 22, 2003 I think it's cool that even n00bs get a kick out of it (pointed to no certain people, beside Tony Scarbony) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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