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Twang.

The greatest cracker in the world

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Twang.

There's no debate here, it's been decided that it's Saltines.

 

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Bow before your master.

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RoadRunner71

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Max

I'm the greatest cracker in the world.

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Ermac

On one hand, I want to be a contrarian just because, however, you present a solid argument. Saltines are without a doubt, top tier.

 

 

 

On the other hand, Ritz crackers are impeccable.

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I cannot decide.

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Everything sits better on a Ritz, but Saltines are great the way they are. :^:

Edited by Joe Chip

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make total destroy

C'mon now, we all know animal crackers reign supreme.

 

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universetwisters

Can you make smores with Saltines? No?

Graham Crackers wins the day.

 

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make total destroy

I find myself more and more conflicted as this thread goes on. I think this will prove to be one of the more divisive issues facing contemporary society.

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johnny_zoo

Weirdest topic ever.

 

 

And this is coming from me.

 

 

OT:

Im with Shootpeoplenotdope, Animal crackers are delish.

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GunWrath

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t3h PeNgU1N oF d00m

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GunWrath

You know nothing, Jon Swaggins.

 

Whales is where it's at.

 

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mr quick

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You can snack on them, or you can just put whatever the f*ck you want on them. I like a combination of brown cheese and piffi allround. What do people prefer?

Edited by Marwin Moody

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Twang.

You can put saltines in chili or soup or use it to make meatloaf (though oyster crackers work better for that). I'll confess that Graham and animal crackers come in a distant second/third.

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Kirsty

I really like Ritz, but don't judge me too harshly because I've never had a Saltine.

 

Do they even sell them in the UK?

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Voodoo

I'm afraid you are all mistaken.

 

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GunWrath

Let's be for real though..

 

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These own the cracker world.

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Flūttershy

The title of this thread totally isn't misleading

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na89340qv0n34b09q340

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heheh

 

But if you're gonna pretend animal crackers are actually a type of cracker then you might as well include cookies and hard breads. :whuh:

Edited by Joe Chip

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make total destroy

 

 

But if you're gonna pretend animal crackers are actually a type of cracker then you might as well include cookies and hard breads. :whuh:

 

Why, I never!

 

How dare you say such a thing, heretic.

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Sugar Free Nos

You know nothing, Jon Swaggins.

 

Whales is where it's at.

 

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This x1000.

 

These were my favorite snack growing up. Whales are much cooler than fish, and Goldfish are expensive.

 

 

Those Captain Wafers are some of the best though. I've gotten full of of those alone multiple times at restaurants and I never order a salad.

 

I usually smuggle some home with me too.

Edited by Sugar Free Nos

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GunWrath

I have a drawer in the kitchen nearly filled with the Cpt Wafers man.. good stuff.

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johnny_zoo

Can you make smores with Saltines? No?

 

Graham Crackers wins the day.

 

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Don't Americans pronounce them 'gram crackers?'

 

But they're spelt graham crackers

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make total destroy

 

Can you make smores with Saltines? No?

 

Graham Crackers wins the day.

 

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Don't Americans pronounce them 'gram crackers?'

 

But they're spelt graham crackers

 

Yup.

 

How would you pronounce it?

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Twang.

 

 

 

Can you make smores with Saltines? No?

 

Graham Crackers wins the day.

 

graham-crackers.jpg

Don't Americans pronounce them 'gram crackers?'

 

But they're spelt graham crackers

 

Yup.

 

How would you pronounce it?

Probably something like "bloody limey c*nt crackers mate."

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Kirsty

No love for Jacobs cream crackers?

 

Another question, how on earth are those fish shaped things crackers? I don't even know what I'd call them, but a cracker to me is something flat that you can spread something on.

 

 

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theadmiral

Its the Crix from T&T

 

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Second place is Excelsior

 

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I cucked Alex Jones

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Out of my way, peasants.

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make total destroy

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Out of my way, peasants.

Psh, only reactionaries eat Triscuits.

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lil weasel

What you be talkin about willis?

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