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Three Six Mafia - Ass and T**ties

 

Ass and t**ties.

Ass and t**ties.

Ass and t**ties.

Big booty b*tches.

(Repeat for a few minutes. )

 

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Homemade Dynamite

I love this song. It's so bad it's hilarious.

 

 

 

Oh, and this topped the charts by the way.

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theworldfamous

Lookup 'slapshot - the last laugh' on YouTube.

 

I don't want to spoil the fun by quoting it, but it's stupidly funny.

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Homemade Dynamite

 

 

Lets be real, no one is going to watch this to hear the song. Bit weird how a 45 year old is still trying to act like she's 18, making songs about her ass with a girl almost half her age. Do you think her kids saw that?

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Shotgunna-Hux

 

The lyrics supposedly describe a DMT trip. God damn, sh*t the bed.. Might seem random and funny, but the lyrics do seem to contain symbolic messages. I very much admire this band.

 

Then there's this, which is nonsense:

 

 

Start a Fight Club, BRAD reputation

Got a fresh cut, straight out of the salon, bitch

I wanna f*ck you hard on the sink

After that, give you something to drink

 

I don't know if West is just misunderstood but his lyrics are mostly a no-go. But you've got to give him credit for his extremely high self-esteem & vocal output in the public. I'm the No. 1 living and breathing rock star. I am Axl Rose; I am Jim Morrison, I am Jimi Hendrix. :orly:

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IveGotNoValues

Every single lyric in this entire video. But the dumbest of all is "I got my dick in your hot dog bun". It had me laughing hysterically for 5 minutes due to the sheer stupidity of it. The whole song sounds like it was made by 5 year olds...dirty minded 5 year olds :lol:

I'll never understand these damn juggalos and their sh*tty music. Why are there so many of them where I live? Also, why is Ron Jeremy in this video at 1:04? Shouldn't he be making porn?

 

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One of my all-time favorite "rappers," just for the lulz! This guy is hilarious!

 

"She get wet like Caillou." How does that even make sense?? ;p

 

 

"Bitch hold my football"

 

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Any sort of modern mainstream chart "rap" where they aren't even rapping, they're just talking. Can't think of any but some came on in the barbers and it was just dire.

 

Lyrics by The Killers usually get a bit of stick...

 

Here's a funny/great lyric..

 

“Pass me the scalpel, I’ll make an incision
I’ll cut off the part of your brain that does the bitching
Put it in formaldehyde and put it on the shelf
So you can show it to your friends and say, ‘That’s my old self!’” — MCA, “Make Some Noise”

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Nightwish - Wishmater

Misheared lyrics:

Hamster
A dentist
Hard porn
Steven Seagull
Warrior
This rifle
In me the fishmonster.
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Funny:

 

Girlfriend in a coma, I know
I know - it's serious
Girlfriend in a coma, I know
I know - it's really serious

There were times when I could
Have "murdered" her
(but you know, I would hate
Anything to happen to her)

No, I don't want to see her

Do you really think
She'll pull through?
Do you really think
She'll pull through?
Do...

Girlfriend in a coma, I know
I know - it's serious
My, my, my, my, my, my baby, goodbye

There were times when I could
Have "strangled" her
(but you know, I would hate
Anything to happen to her)
Would you please
Let me see her !

Do you really think
She'll pull through ?
Do you really think
She'll pull through ?
Do...
Let me whisper my last goodbyes

I know - it's serious

 

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Requesting thread name change to 'We hate black people'

 

I am a cock gobbler and I like to gobble cocks.

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Well done PreciousWall, Girly Man is my favourite song of all time!

 

chet's my buddy, Chester Rowe

called him at the coaster room

smashing all the people up

it's the child no parka rule

 

that's the best bit.

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RIP Rockstar Games

1998 - 2021

 

 

 

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Jerking For Soup

Read a Book

Read a Book

 

Read a Motherf*ckin Book

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"You can all run naked backwards through a field of DICKS!"

 

 

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NightmanCometh96

I'm normally not into (modern) rap, but I was just listening to "Do It Big" on Radio Los Santos; I laughed at the lyrics "I do it big like a big n---a should" a lot more than I'd like to admit.

 

Speaking of RLS, when last-gen V came out, I bursted into tears when I was listening to Ali Bomaye and heard "I like clubs where all the women workin' naked".

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Every single lyric in this entire video. But the dumbest of all is "I got my dick in your hot dog bun". It had me laughing hysterically for 5 minutes due to the sheer stupidity of it. The whole song sounds like it was made by 5 year olds...dirty minded 5 year olds :lol:

I'll never understand these damn juggalos and their sh*tty music. Why are there so many of them where I live? Also, why is Ron Jeremy in this video at 1:04? Shouldn't he be making porn?

 

 

f*cking magnets! How do they work!?

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Yeah, uh huh, you know what it is
Black and yellow, black and yellow
Black and yellow, black and yellow

Yeah, uh huh, you know what it is
Black and yellow, black and yellow
Black and yellow, black and yellow

Yeah, uh huh, you know what it is
Everything I do, I do it big
Yeah, uh huh, screamin' that's nothin'
When I pulled off the lot, that's stuntin'

 

 

Why, Wiz Khalifa?

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Whole song is about cursing and swearing... XD

 

-When it comes to hear music on the streets, all I hear is profanity, it offends me everywhere I go.

SH*T AND F*CK! SH*T AND F**CK!

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