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Gnocchi Flip Flops

I looked around and there appears to be no topic dedicated to talking about ridiculous lyrics. What are some of the worst or funniest lyrics you've heard? Quote them.

 

Ima Real 1 - f*ck a bitch and bust a nut in 4 minutes, 'cause I ain't got time for pussy

 

Stupid Hoe - Them nappy headed hoes but my kitchen good I wish, I wish, I wish, I wish, I wish, I wish a bitch wooooooooooooooooooooooooooouuuuuuuuuuuld

 

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The Hippie

George Thorogood - " I drink alone, yeah with nobody else, you know when I drink alone I prefer to be by myself"

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Testarossa

Family Reunion by Blink 182:

 

sh*t, piss, f*ck, c*nt, cocksucker, motherf*cker, tits, fart, turd and twat

I f*cked your mom!

 

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Flūttershy

This song has pretty awesome lyrics. Brought to you by Nickelback:

 

 

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God if I have to die you will have to die
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universetwisters

"The wreck of the Edmund Fitzgerald" Even though the song itself is pretty serious, the lyrics are a bit silly, like:

 

 

When suppertime came, the old cook came on deck sayin'.

Fellas, it's too rough to feed ya.
At seven p.m. a main hatchway caved in, he said
Fellas, it's been good t'know ya

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Gnocchi Flip Flops

 

All you niggas talkin bout bounce dat ass this ain't no free show we want da mutha f*ckin cash ho. f*ck ya weed don't want no drank- don't even think that you can f*ck me you ain't even got enough to touch me. I seen you stuntin in Benz but them broads know its your mutha f*ckin friends- wanna be balla nigga you's a ho dope callin us freaks but your the freaky one- tongue lickin on my puss like a stick to a snare drum until I cum. All in ya f*ckin face- floss ya teeth with my pussy hairs

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t3h PeNgU1N oF d00m

Eazy-E - Real Muthaf*ckin' G's is hilarious, where Eazy-E talks sh*t about Snoop and Dre throughout the course of the song:

 

 

You and your Doggy Dogg, think that y'all hoggin' sh*t
Both of you bitches, can come and suck my doggy dick

 

And the multiple references he makes to Dre being a crossdresser:

All of a sudden Dr. Dre is the G thang, But on his old album cover he was a she thang.
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Flūttershy

 

 

 

 

Hey there Delilah

What's it like in Redneck City

I'm a couple miles away

And I want to squeeze your titties and it's true

My shaft belongs inside of you

Taste my juice

 

Hey there Delilah

Well I know you're just my cousin

But you're sexy when you undress

And I can't control my faucet

yes it's true

I hide in closets to watch your boobs

And I f*ck your shoes

 

Oh, it's what you do to me

Oh, it's what I'll do to you

Oh, you're my sex fantasy

Oh, see what I'll do to you

 

Hey there Delilah

Heard you're seeing other people

So I threw you in the blender

And I cut your guts and put you in my soup

I fed you to my donkey too

I love you

 

Oh, it's what you do to me

Oh, it's what I'll do to you

Oh, you're my sex fantasy

Oh, now you're in me with booze

It's what I do to you

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"Rats spelled backwards is star, I feel trapped like a fly in a jar"

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Weezy F baby, and the F is for Phenomenal. Yep, that's actually a lyric.

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"Versace, Versace, Versace, Versace

Versace, Versace, Versace, Versace

Versace, Versace Versace, Versace Versace

Versace, Versace Versace, Versace Versace"

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Homemade Dynamite

YG - I'm A Real 1:

 

All the bitches love me, all the bitches love me
If I had a hundred dicks I'd have all the bitches f*ck me
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Gnocchi Flip Flops

Hey there Delilah

What's it like in Redneck City

I'm a couple miles away

And I want to squeeze your titties and it's true

My shaft belongs inside of you

Taste my juice

 

Hey there Delilah

Well I know you're just my cousin

But you're sexy when you undress

And I can't control my faucet

yes it's true

I hide in closets to watch your boobs

And I f*ck your shoes

 

Oh, it's what you do to me

Oh, it's what I'll do to you

Oh, you're my sex fantasy

Oh, see what I'll do to you

 

Hey there Delilah

Heard you're seeing other people

So I threw you in the blender

And I cut your guts and put you in my soup

I fed you to my donkey too

I love you

 

Oh, it's what you do to me

Oh, it's what I'll do to you

Oh, you're my sex fantasy

Oh, now you're in me with booze

It's what I do to you

Disturbing yet funny.

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universetwisters

 

THIS IS NOT A LOVE SONG

THIS IS NOT A LOVE SONG

THIS IS NOT A LOVE SONG

THIS IS NOT A LOVE SONG

THIS IS NOT A LOVE SONG

THIS IS NOT A LOVE SONG

THIS IS NOT A LOVE SONG

THIS IS NOT A LOVE SONG

 

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Cosmic Gypsy

 

 

I admit these lyrics aren't actually bad compared to songs like stupid hoe, but within reason, these are the worst/funniest lyrics i know.

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GWAR GWAR GWAR GWAR

 

"Your womb is a sewer! Your womb is manure!"

 

 

"Oh I am f*ckin' an animal

I'm f*ckin' an animal
I'm holding on the horns
I'm f*ckin' an animal
I'm involved with porn
I'm f*ckin' an animal
Sure is nice and warm in here
I'm f*ckin' an animal drinking fifty beers
I'm f*ckin' an animal blowing fifty steers
I'm f*ckin' an animal
Oh, I'm a f*cking queer
I'm f*ckin' an animal
Didn't have to take her on a date
Just had to stand here on a crate
No talking, no torment, no long-term commitment
Just me and animal,
Getting my dick bent I'm f*ckin' an animal
Didn't have to say please I'm f*ckin' an animal
With Legionnaires disease I'm f*ckin' an animal
Damn hard on the knees... I'm f*ckin' an animal
Animal f*cker, on the loose I'm f*ckin' an animal
I'll go from dog to goose I'm f*ckin' an animal
Once I f*cked a moose I'm f*ckin' an animal
But now the animal is in pain!
It's in pain, it's in pain, it's in pain (terrible pain).
And now it's starting to rain....
But I'm still the same. I'm f*ckin' an animal
Not proud of what I do... I'm f*ckin' an animal
Had a great time at the zoo I'm f*ckin' an animal
Cause you won't let me f*ck you...
Animal!"

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Gnocchi Flip Flops

Lil Wayne - "Turn on the Lights"

 

That dick make her feel retarded, she said I make her feel special

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universetwisters

Summer Breeze by Seals & Crofts.

 

 

See the paper layin' on the sidewalk

A little music from the house next door
So I walk on up to the door step
Through the screen and across the floor

 

I hear music coming from the other house so I break into it.

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Flūttershy

THIS PLANE IS DEFINITELY CRASHING!

 

THIS BOAT IS OBVIOUSLY SINKING!

 

THIS BUILDING'S TOTALLY BURNING DOWN!

 

And my, and my, and my, and my

And my, and my, and my, and my

And my, and my, and my, and my

And my, and my, and my, and my

AND MY HEART HAS SLOWLY DRIED UP!

 

 

 

God if I have to die you will have to die
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WesternMotorcycleCo.

"Happy Holidays You Bastard"

It's Christmas Eve and I've only wrapped two f*ckin' presents
It's Christmas Eve and I've only wrapped two f*ckin' presents
And I hate, hate, hate your guts,
I hate, hate, hate your guts,
And I'll never talk to you again,
unless your dad will suck me off
I'll never talk to you again
unless your mom will touch my cock
I'll never talk to you again
ejaculate into a sock
I'll never talk to you again,
I'll never talk to you again

It's Labor day and my grandpa just ate seven f*ckin' hotdogs
It's Labor day and my grandpa just ate seven f*ckin' hotdogs
and he sh*t sh*t sh*ts his pants.
He's always f*ckin' sh*ttin' his pants

And I'll never talk to you again
unless your dad will suck me off
I'll never talk to you again
unless your mom will touch my cock
I'll never talk to you again
ejaculate into a sock
I'll never talk to you again,
I'll never talk to you again
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Gnocchi Flip Flops
Stupid hoes is my enemy

Stupid hoes is so whack

Stupid hoe shoulda befriended me

Then she coulda probably came back

 

You're a stupid hoe

You're a stupid hoe

You're a stupid hoe

 

And I ain't hit that note,

But, f*ck you stupid hoe

Yeah, f*ck you stupid hoe

I said f*ck a stupid hoe,

Yeah, f*ck a stupid hoe

 

Skip towards the end to hear the way she says it. It cracks me up every time.

 

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Stupid hoes is my enemy

Stupid hoes is so whack

Stupid hoe shoulda befriended me

Then she coulda probably came back

 

You're a stupid hoe

You're a stupid hoe

You're a stupid hoe

 

And I ain't hit that note,

But, f*ck you stupid hoe

Yeah, f*ck you stupid hoe

I said f*ck a stupid hoe,

Yeah, f*ck a stupid hoe

 

Skip towards the end to hear the way she says it. It cracks me up every time.

 

 

 

A hoe complaining about hoes...

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Gnocchi Flip Flops

Both of these are equally retarded:

 

Rihanna

 

Ohhhh oh ohhh

All I see is signs

All I see is dollar signs

Ohhhh oh ohhhh

Money on my mind

Money, money on my mind

Throw it, throw it up

Watch it fall off from the sky

Throw it up, throw it up

Watch it all fall out

Pour it up, pour it up

That's how we ball out

Throw it up, throw it up

Watch it all fall out

Pour it up, pour it up

That's how we ball out

That's how we ball out

That's how we ball out

That's how we ball out

 

Bart Baker

 

You don’t need to have talent

Just be like Nicki and show off your fake body

And soon you’ll be really rich

Thanks to surgery I’ve sold 5 million CDs

Ho it ho it up

Watch your money pile high

Whore it up, whore it up let your tits fall out

Ho it up, ho it up make your fake ass bounce

Whore it up, whore it up that’s how we stand out

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universetwisters

Anything involving Wesley Willis is quite silly.

 

 

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EDIT: Misread the title.

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ShaolinMaster

Soulja Boy - Ice In My Cup

 

Also pretty much anything that is trap/drill.

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The Pizza Delivery Guy

Candidate for both:

 

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GoldenBlade

Anything by Tyler The Creator, Lil' Wayne, and Nicki Minaj. I simply just hate rap lyrics.

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Gnocchi Flip Flops

"Why you comin home

5 in the mornin somethings goin on

Lemme smell yo dick"

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