Paleto Bay Appreciation Thread

[seventhreeo]

If there's ever a place to reenact My Name is Earl, it'd be Paleto Bay and nearby areas.

[Gnocchi Flip Flops]

#neverletus*buy*thestilthouses

F*ck you.

 

jk

 

No I'm not...

 

 

Edited September 30, 2016 by Scaglietti

[rtie]

#neverletusbythestilthouses

You need income or your town will become as dried up as Sandy Shores

Edited September 30, 2016 by Arthur Fookin Shelby

[Aqua]

I'm gonna build a wall between Grapeseed and Paleto Bay and make Paleto Bay pay for it.

[Mr_Zombly]

I'm gonna build a wall between Grapeseed and Paleto Bay and make Paleto Bay pay for 'it.

 

A big f*cking mountain is not enough?

[AlienTwo]

 

I'm gonna build a wall between Grapeseed and Paleto Bay and make Paleto Bay pay for 'it.

 

A big f*cking mountain is not enough?

 

No, no it's not. When Grapeseed sends its people over, it doesn't send us its best... it sends rapists, murderers, criminals... I mean, I'm sure some of them are good people...

 

#buildthatwall

[Audi]

Grapeseed gross

[Aqua]

Someone should set up a Grapeseed Mayors Office and Citizens Chat Topic just for a little fun (;

[AlienTwo]

"Fun"... I'm not sure you know what that word means.

[Aqua]

cheeky

[Grumpy-Goat-]

 

#neverletusbythestilthouses

You need income or your town will become as dried up as Sandy Shores

 

Hi there! Being the CEO of the Clucking Bell Farms Facility and associated administrative offices in the Paleto Bay area, I can assure you that the town not only has a significant amount of jobs available, but also brings in the cheddar from all across the great state of Los Santos daily.

 

By providing our commercial operation chain (Cluckn' Bell) as well as other dining establishments (Up N Atom among others) with fine fowl tummy pleasers; there is a constant revenue stream that finds it way back into the community of Paleto Bay. So basically... pockets ain't empty cuz.

[rtie]

 

Hi there! Being the CEO of the Clucking Bell Farms Facility and associated administrative offices in the Paleto Bay area, I can assure you that the town not only has a significant amount of jobs available, but also brings in the cheddar from all across the great state of Los Santos daily.

 

 

By providing our commercial operation chain (Cluckn' Bell) as well as other dining establishments (Up N Atom among others) with fine fowl tummy pleasers; there is a constant revenue stream that finds it way back into the community of Paleto Bay. So basically... pockets ain't empty cuz.

 

Your burgers suck, big up Burger Shot

[afriendlyreddot]

Was cleaning out my "studio apartment" atop the Clucking Bell's factory the other day and found some open boxes of Lifestyles and a Sasquatch Pelt...

 

Anyone care to explain?

[Grumpy-Goat-]

@Arthur if you have burger complaints take it up with the burger folk. We only deal with chicken at Clucking Bell Farms. Thanks for the feedback though! Now more folks will buy chicken!

[Audi]

"Pockets ain't empty cuz" lawl right in the feelz

[BigStickMama]

I need to pick a drive around car for Paleto Bay, I've got a 6-car apartment with 5 cars to make all the CEO vehicles free. I want to put a 6th as something to drive in/around Paleto Bay, just having trouble picking something out.

 

Any suggestions guys?

[Grumpy-Goat-]

I need to pick a drive around car for Paleto Bay, I've got a 6-car apartment with 5 cars to make all the CEO vehicles free. I want to put a 6th as something to drive in/around Paleto Bay, just having trouble picking something out.

 

Any suggestions guys?

Kalahari

[lll-H-I-M-lll]

After a few weeks away in the city working hard its nice to be back enjoying the blue tranquil sea and offroad fun

 

 

[Audi]

 

I need to pick a drive around car for Paleto Bay, I've got a 6-car apartment with 5 cars to make all the CEO vehicles free. I want to put a 6th as something to drive in/around Paleto Bay, just having trouble picking something out.

 

Any suggestions guys?

Kalahari

Noooooooooope

[Rcoolcactus]

We need a house DLC. With nice American homes in Paleto Bay, but also those nice little houses at Vespucci Beach, next to the highway!

[Kushology]

 

 

I need to pick a drive around car for Paleto Bay, I've got a 6-car apartment with 5 cars to make all the CEO vehicles free. I want to put a 6th as something to drive in/around Paleto Bay, just having trouble picking something out.

 

Any suggestions guys?

Kalahari

Noooooooooope

I'd put the Contender up there. I know I will be..eventually.

[CrayCray]

The Contender is great truck.

[Kushology]

 

The Contender is great truck.

Yeah it is. With the Sandking, I had minimal desire to own one. If I spontaneously got it, I sold it shortly after, then the Contender came along and has a permanent spot in my collection. It's a good truck for cruising the streets of Los Santos, going through trails in the mountains or smashing through the sand in Grand Senora Desert. Just about anywhere.

 

I love mine. Although it has off-road tires, the rims are subtle to off-road and street styling. It has its flaws sure, but it has more pros than cons to me.

 

[Kushology]

So.. I bought 1 Paleto Bay clubhouse. I like it, it's conveniently next to Ammu-nation and right at the Pegasus spawn. I own the dope farm down the road as well, I am just setting up.

 

Is anyone else a little concerned for the influx of possible toxic players in the Bay? Not that I'm complaining, I love it here and can throw down.

[Elektra]

Yes Finally I'm going to bring weed to pb

[TyrionV]

My 2nd character is moving there. Gonna get the clubhouse, apartment and all the businesses.

 

It's gonna get busy there folks!

[Scott Stapp]

I've stored my motorcycles in the garage of a Paleto Bay house since the day you could buy it (which was the 2014 Independence Day Special).

Edited October 4, 2016 by Scott Stapp

[Elektra]

Im buying pb out

 

I'm bringing jobs back

[HeistsActivist]

Just moved here for awhile to clear heat I had on me in Los Santos so I'd be generally clean when Lester contacted me about more heists. Also my friend is starting a Biker MC here. Although I found when I moved here everyone looked at me like I was out of place. It's like they could tell I was a Del Perro native. Why do you people hate city people like me so much? I have been insulted by the gun store clerk and I even went to the Hen House for a drink and regretted that... SMFH

[FrikkenZz]

We dont hate city people, we just have lots of experience with how they act, and its not in a friendly Paleto Bay way.

 

So many times the sheriff office needs to put them in their place.

 

It is exhausting for the fun of our town.