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Mister Kay

Fat lady sitting on me

 

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F*CK.SLEEP.PARALYSIS

 

Had to try so hard to wake up from that sh*t and when I managed to come out of it, it was f*cking 3am FML

 

Mind was like "haha try sleeping now you little sh*t"

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Femme Fatale

Last night I dreamt that The Weirdos played live at the Black Box, make total destroy was in the crowd. Strangely, they had a youthful appearance instead of their current age. The only songs I remember them playing are We Got the Neutron Bomb, Life of Crime, and Solitary Confinement before the dream abruptly ended.

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Leftist Bastard

I slept like 12 hours yesterday or something crazy like that and had a string of weird dreams and the annoying thing is I can't f*cking remember a single one. Funny thing is I clearly remember waking up after one of them thinking ''I won't remember this tomorrow'' and voila~

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The Dedito Gae

I actually had a dream where i got a job at the New York Yankees.

 

It was cool my brain made a reference to Seinfeld but waking up after a dream like that was awful.

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Femme Fatale

I just had a nightmare where I lost my I <3 Haters hat. *shivers*

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Tokasmoka

Cool thread.

 

It's been almost one year since I had a life changing dream(or nightmare). I used to eat a lot of fast food and my heaviest weight was around 245lbs. Long story short, I dreamt that I was eating at a fast food place when I had a heart attack. It was so real and vivid. From the clerks looking over me saying 'help is on the way sir' to the sounds of the sirens getting closer. My eyelids started closing slowly and then it everything went white.

 

Well I'd be an idiot if I didn't take that as a message to start dieting. I haven't touched fast food since and my weight hovers around 210lbs. I still have a gut lol, but the difference how I feel is night and day. I started swimming and jogging and I hit up the sauna twice a day where I do push ups and sit ups. Now the smell of fast food makes me nauseous(even KFC lol), I'll never touch that crap again.

 

 

On a lighter note, I love my gta inspired dreams. Sucks when you wake up though and realize there's no penthouse pad or Osiris waiting for you in the driveway lol.

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Gnocchi Flip Flops

I had a Scream-esque dream except I became everyone right before they got stabbed. Quite the nightmare. Thing is, I don't feel pain in my dream. Like, ever. Only time I did was being choked in one a year ago.

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Lemoyne outlaw

I had a cool dream recently. it was weird because I was playing gta online and stuff but when I got to the store I was in first person. but not just looking at the tv. I was actually the gta online protag. it was cool. I was playing gta online and me and my friends decided to go shopping in a fictional walmart. we all pulled up in our cars. we walked in the store and started shopping. I bought some food and a few pieces of clothing. after our shopping we decided to do some pranks. so my friends were throwing toy balls around the store and playing with the shopping carts. they were trolling other customers too. meanwhile I went on my own mission. which was get on the intercom. so I was walking and I found a worker picking up the phone and as she was making her announcement I walked up to her and stealthily knocked her out. I picked up the phone and saying random stuff and jokes. I cant remember everything I said but I know the big thing I said was attention customers if anybody here is a griefer modder or glitcher than please leave the store.

 

when I said that my friends couldent stop laughing. than a employee came up and told me to leave. I pulled out my shotgun and shot him. after that the store became a warzone. my friends started getting attacked by other players because they saw we were in the same crew. all that could be heard was gunshots and explosions oh and my commentating. when the fighting started I was somehow able to watch my friends. so I was the announcer and commentating about the fight. well after a while they destroyed the intercom so I joined the fight. I pulled out my machine gun and started shooting at the griefers. after a few minutes of that the store was on fire. so my friends and I regrouped and left the store. the last thing I remember was seeing the dark nights sky with the store in flames. my friends and I just laughed and drove off in our cars. I woke up. I have always wanted a walmart sized store in gta. it would be awesome. just imagine the fun that could be had there.

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DangerZ0neX

I think I posted in this thread before yet it says I haven't, did my post get removed or did I post in a similar yet unrelated thread?

 

Anyhow, I dreamt I was in an L-shaped beige hotel corridor with red and gold carpeting that felt very familiar, but I couldn't put my finger on which hotel and which city it was in. I started at one end of the corridor, hearing nothing but the wind and rain tapping on the small windows. Then, I heard a telephone ringing around the corner from the other end of the corridor.

 

I was looking towards the end for a second, thinking about something, and then I started walking towards the ringing. As I progressed towards said ringing, the wind and rain started gradually getting more aggressive with every step I make. Once I reached the corner, there was the phone, sitting on a cheap-looking desk that looked out of place, considering how the corridor looks like one taken out of a 5-star hotel.

 

As soon as I saw it, the telephone changed its ringtone from a traditional ring to a digital ring that you hear in offices, and the lights of the corridor started flickering. I stepped towards the phone, picked up the speaker, and said hello. For some reason, the person who was speaking had my voice, but denied that they were me and are totally different people.

 

I asked the voice on why did they call this number. They said they didn't know. I asked on how they found the number. They said they don't know. I asked if they're in the city. They asked "what city?".

 

I tried to say the city's name, but I couldn't, I truly didn't know which city I was in. I told them that I don't know what city I was and asked them if they had any idea what its name was, but they also didn't know. Afterwards, the voice just said goodbye and hanged up, and I stood there listening to the beeps and wondering where am I.

 

I settled down the speaker back on the phone and tried walking back to my original place in the corridor, but once I crossed the corner, I saw a silhouette at the end of it. I couldn't make it out at first, but it turned out to be a mannequin with some writing on it. I walked closer towards the mannequin, but the lights have turned from a soft off-white to a demented bright red, the floor started creaking, and the wallpaper started peeling down. The marker ink on the mannequin was bleeding down as it started slowly turning into humanoid lizard with razor sharp teeth and yellow snake eyes.

 

For some reason, I wasn't scared a single bit, and I continued walking towards it with a straight face. Then, the thing yelled out a demonic "Youuuuu...". Then, it lunged towards me. Then, I woke up frightened.

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DarkSavageDeathlyCloud

Pretty much dreamed i could fly and was telekinetic.

 

Tried and succeeded to rob Fort Knox, but not after pretty much killing 100's of guards by blasting them with gold/fire/wind tornado's pretty much making holes so far that daylight came trough the roof.

 

Then it kinda ended with me being at the end of the tunnel, pretty much at some rocky desert with some gold flying behind me, but then pretty much dropping it at the end and starting to experiment with weather control, pretty much making wind, then letting it rain and then pretty much making a storm so huge i'd barely could control it, then flying up, controlling it all better and then pretty much making such a storm it destroyed the USA's buildings completely and pretty much totaly ripping apart Costa Rica.

 

After that i kinda pushed the storm off into the direction of asia and left to europe.

 

I then was looking for the Vesuvius, but i never actually found it and it kinda faded out.

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Gummy 

Had dreams of Resident Evil 7, mainly Jack and Marguerite

 

The Jack dream, which happened a month or two ago, is about me being dropped in a dark, neighborhood with the lights out. I know that people have gone missing and I know Jack is out there looking for victims (mainly me). Should be easy to escape since I'm outdoors, right? No, he eventually captured me and threw me in a room with 2 other people, a man in a suit and a woman in business clothing. The last I remember is the man being killed with Jack's hammer (or shovel, I don't remember) and the woman screaming her lungs out.

 

The Marguerite dream, which happened a couple weeks ago, was not really memorable. I was chained or tied up on a bed like in the Bedroom DLC. But it was brighter and Marguerite was constantly staring at us. It turns out that people are able to escape with an easy excuse (like a smoke break or needing to buy a groceries) and for some reason I wasn't able to escape with one. But somehow I was free and remember that someone I know was also captured by Marguerite. I wanted to save them but the dream ended.

 

The Jack one was more memorable and more creepy, though. I just have to wait for the Lucas and Eveline dream.

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Femme Fatale

I just had a dream about a few GTAF members going to my birthday party, ironic since it's five days away, lol. RedDagger(wearing his cute mask, lol), Payne Killer, Ciaran, XXI, Kushology, and Fonz/Black_MiD were the ones who came. It's kinda weird that Ciaran was there(and in a birthday party, no less) since we're not exactly fans of each other, lol. I guess he took the "keep your friends close, but keep your enemies closer"(which is why he's on my respect list) advice that I once gave him too seriously, lmao. Anyway, Red was hanging out with his other furry friends, Payne ate all of my cake(the bastard), Ciaran tried to flirt with a girl(only to end up with beer on his face, lol), and XXI helped me in getting Kush and Fonz drunk enough to have a threesome with me(it failed). I woke up when the male strippers showed up(WHY!?).

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Gnocchi Flip Flops

Does it mean anything if you suddenly start actively dreaming every time you fall asleep. It's a fact that we almost always dream when we sleep it's just we can't remember it most of the time and that was true for me but now all of a sudden I'm like briefly remembering a dream or several after I wake up lol. Every single time.

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ten-a-penny

I dreamed that I was this guy (but not in "Chibi" AKA Child form) with his daughter in the Martyr Square, in Libya. I don't remember what we both were talking about, but we were heading to the Port. When we got there, there was a Man-O-War-sized Frigate there. "My" daughter got inside, and asked me a question about the ship (something that I was doing in the past, but I don't remember what it was right now). It certainly had something to do with the Mast, because later on I was climbing it.

 

Later on, as soon as I hit the top, it "activated" (apparently it had wings), then the 'screen' went pitch-black, teleporting me into another reality. This time, it felt as if I was playing a game instead of being somebody else. The place where I got teleported at scared the livin' sh*t out of me too, but I can't quite remember what it was. Gloomy, dark clouds, pitch-black floor that looked like this, it was generally scary. Don't remember how I looked like though. I popped the Map, and saw a nearby island (I was in an island myself). I was like "I should wait a lil' bit before I do anything, maybe they'll tell me what I should do". And it did happen.

 

I got teleported AGAIN elsewhere - civilization, this time. I was in what seemed to be a college, and I was tasked to kill somebody apparently. I remember f*ck all from this point onward, but I do remember hiding behind the side of a door while praying to God that the guy who just passed me won't see me. Then I woke up.

 

 

Truth is, whatever thing they said about how you have multiple "dream-y episodes" in one sleep is certainly true - in no way can I switch from being one of my OCs to a fictional horror game to a f*cked up reality in one go.

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Femme Fatale

I just had a dream where I created a milestone thread for 20k posts. And of course, I used a bizarre theme as a clickbait: "I Need Help Collecting 20,000 Cocks". I said that I'm really hungry for dick, and I need your help! Look for the hottest men you can find, and find a way to remove his schlong(I'll marry whoever can get a hold of Francisco Lachowki's johnson). If you don't know how to properly remove a penis, learn from Lorena Bobbitt. *her wiki page* Of course everyone got the joke, and said congrats to me...or walked away. I loved Miamivicecity's reply, it was this video:

 

"Congrats! :^: "

Lol, I'm sure the real him would do the same thing. :colgate:

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DarkSavageDeathlyCloud

about a week i just dreamed i was in an endless tunnel kinda looking like the kind of view you look at when you look trough both kitchen doors....

 

I just walked a lot, looked a few times back and just continued as long as i can remember.

 

like, what the hell man :p

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Alpha Demigod

I had a very strange dream last night where an old guy I knew from work (who I had a very rough connection with) showed up to my house and the plan was for me and him to smoke weed. But I had to leave to attend to something and when I returned he had f*cked up the house and was smirking about it and had bought his female friend along (who is the resident bitch of our workplace). Me and him got into a fight and I'm not sure what happened to the girl.

 

I love dreams. I f*cking love them. Some days I have amazingly vivid ones but as of late my sinus issues have ruined my REM sleep and thus I have very weak dreams. Ugh.

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B Dawg

So in the dream I apparently owned a motorcycle (and it wasn't a chopper, yeah I know, weird), and some asshole made a scratch on it, don't know why and don't remember much around that part. Next thing I remember is being in some neighbourhood, going to my garage, only to see that it isn't there. Then I ask Niobium:

''Johnny... where's my bike?''

He tells me one of his friends sold it because he needed the money, so I punch one of them in the face (not sure if I've punched the right one though)

Then, I'm walking somewhere down the road when Niobium is harrasing me trying to prove a point about Trevor (violently hugging me or some sh*t trying to act like Trevor to prove the point, whatever it was)

So I end up walking downhill to the city, and the first thing I see is a poster about the singer Pink?, apparently all the people in that part of town were fans of her. They also seemed to be all covered up like Muslims in the middle east. Next thing I know, I find one of those Fan Geysers from Brutal Legend, and play a terrible air guitar solo next to it :lol:

After that, I end up in a casino? with my friends where we see a long line of naked people f*cking. Then I try to challenge some cartoon character? to a game of cards with a large bet enough to buy my motorcycle back, but my friends talk me out of it so I leave instead. I don't remember much after that apart from somehow someone f*cking something up and we end up getting a lot of money.

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Mister Pink

The worst dream I ever had was having to sodomize Tony Soprano. Wouldn't mind, if I was gay, I might have even enjoyed it. He was also all shaved which made things worse. I actually felt traumatized for few days after. But if Tony Soprano says "f*ck me" you f*ck him and never look back. :cry:

 

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Reformed Squid

So in my dream a few nights ago, I had a small house in a ridiculously beautiful place. The sunrises and sunsets were otherworldly, and the overall landscape was probably more gorgeous than Yosemite.

 

After spending some time soaking in my new surroundings, I decided to do some research on nearby attractions. I found out that there used to be a ski resort on a nearby mountain, and that is was run by none other than Leonard Cohen. I decided to go to his house, and we ended up talking for a long time about various stuff.

 

And yeah, that was just about it.

 

I also had a dream last night that a bunch of stray cats would come into my room and sleep with me, so that was pretty cool too I guess

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MuntyJack

usually my dreams come true, it's even spooky

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DarkSavageDeathlyCloud

Last night i dreamed about an alien race invading earth, me and my brother hiding in some revamped version of the attic for them, being found, but then suddenly when they arrest us, they show their alien looks are just suits and they are human-ish, yet they take us prisoner and such, and in the end they show how they actually lay eggs when reproducing, yet they afterwards show we are responsible for their eggs rotting because of poluting space.

 

Really, the dream seemed to take really long, but that's about the short version of it.

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Femme Fatale

I dreamt about Drunken Cowboy. We shared a beer, talked about GG and Macabre, I told him how much I miss his memes, and he showed his gratitude by praising my memes. I also told him how much I loved his reply on my first milestone thread, and how I wish he was around to see the other two I made, cuz I was sure he would've loved them, too. He called "little fella", fitting(and cute) nickname since I was like six inches shorter than him, lmao.

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Dragon_Of_Tragedy

Telling a bunch of random strangers on a forum about what I dream?

 

Loll I really don't want to end up in handcuffs.

 

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Bruce Khansey

My dreams are pretty much always weird or creepy or totally nonsense. Plus, I don't know if they are very long or is it just me that I remember a lot of what happens, even the details.

 

Anyway, two days ago it was different, I made an "ordinary" dream. I was near the front row of a Boston concert when Tom Scholz asked if there was anyone who can play "Something About You" with the guitar, and I yelled "ME! ME! ME!". They picked me up, gave me a guitar and started playing it in front of something like five thousand people. As soon as the verse came I started crying, I looked Tom in the eyes with tears flowing down and whispered "THANK YOU", he smiled at me back again as if to say "for what? keep on playing son, you're nailing it".

When I woke up, after breakfast, I came back to my room and learned it. I owe so much to this band.

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JON22

I hate when I dream about finding money then I wake up.

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BöömBäpper

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highspeed

Interesting reads on here, for sure.

 

My latest dream is of when it was new years eve last year, and me and my ex were sitting underneath the stars at like 11pm, talking, wishing and dream of what would 2017 bring for us. I envisoned happier, simpler times for us together. All the feelings and memories of that night came flooding back to me, and I woke up not missing her, but I guess the moment and feelings that I will always cherish.

 

Some nights I wish I could just rest, peacefully and not dream..

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sreyazsec

I dreamt I had a boyfriend (HAHA JOKES ON ME C*NT ha h a) who was a mix of two guys I used to know, who I can't really tell apart anymore. I can't remember which memories happened with which.

But we were in a colosseum type place with crowds of other people, we went to the top and were right back at the bottom again.

 

Could see down a street and there a sh*tty blue car underneath a green/red tree.

Going up and down went on a few times then I woke up because my cat was crying.

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018361

My dream has ended.

 

"Post Retraced for personal reasons." - Me

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