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Answer the Scenario above you thread!

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CallMeGarrett

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This is a thread purely meant for players posting scenarios that could happen in Grand Theft Auto V, and the people below them answer them. You got caption threads, snapmatic contests and more, but why not scenarios? I mean, GTA V was always a game of funny, strange, and unlikely scenarios. I'll start:

 

There's a player hell-bent on killing you for a bounty on your head, and there's a blue thrust and a red thrust. The blue thrust has top acceleration, but low level brakes. The red thrust has low acceleration, but top level brakes. Do you pick the blue thrust or the red thrust?

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AwesomeJokeGTA

AwesomeJokeGTA

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Red Thrust. IMO, handling is better than speed.

 

Next scenario: You are on top of maze bank, and have a high priority vehicle, and a cargo bob. a person in a buzzard is coming to kill you. Do you use the cargo bob, or go for the jump with the car?

Go for the Jump

My ass will probably get shot out the sky if I take the cargobob

Next Scenario:

You're in Los santos customs and you hear a tank outside

What do you do?

juantrapriguez

juantrapriguez

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Red Thrust. IMO, handling is better than speed.

 

Next scenario: You are on top of maze bank, and have a high priority vehicle, and a cargo bob. a person in a buzzard is coming to kill you. Do you use the cargo bob, or go for the jump with the car?

Go for the Jump

My ass will probably get shot out the sky if I take the cargobob

Next Scenario:

You're in Los santos customs and you hear a tank outside

What do you do?

Keep goin through them car colors, you hear the tank, and you assure yourself, you haven't seen all the colors.

 

You're not a bitch.... No.

 

You wanna see the colors.

leeroyjones87

leeroyjones87

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Think, sod it I'm gonna go for it and go out in flames and glory!

 

Next scenario: You accept a lift from a stranger in a cargobob helicopter and on the way he collects a boat. But then you notice he is taking you far out to sea. Do you: A, jump out now and parachute to safety or

B, stick with this, it could get interesting?

SirFiras47

SirFiras47

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Think, sod it I'm gonna go for it and go out in flames and glory!

 

Next scenario: You accept a lift from a stranger in a cargobob helicopter and on the way he collects a boat. But then you notice he is taking you far out to sea. Do you: A, jump out now and parachute to safety or

B, stick with this, it could get interesting?

 

Run with my life, I don't wanna get raped

 

Next Scenario: You see someone getting a blowjob from a prostitute, do you A) Keep on driving / walking or B) Stand there and watch or C) blow him up

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THE GHETTO JEZUS

THE GHETTO JEZUS

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Run with mu life, I don't wanna get raped

 

Next Scenario: You see someone getting a blowjob from a prostitute, do you A) Keep on driving / walking or B) Stand there and watch or C) blow him up

 

B) Stand there and watch because who doesn't like watching someone getting head

 

You're driving down route 68 and then you see a UFO land in the middle of the road, A) Crash into it and see what happens, B) Slowly reverse and drive off like a little girl, or C) see if you'll get abducted by aliens.

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Ezza.

Ezza.

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Run screaming like a little girl and hide in the elevator shaft. If they get too close then I'll whack them with my shaft.

 

Scenario: You've just done a heist with randoms and you have the whole take. Do you A) run with the cash and get chased around the map (knowing if they kill you, you'll lose your share) B) Give them their shares

SirFiras47

SirFiras47

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Run screaming like a little girl and hide in the elevator shaft. If they get too close then I'll whack them with my shaft.

 

Scenario: You've just done a heist with randoms and you have the whole take. Do you A) run with the cash and get chased around the map (knowing if they kill you, you'll lose your share) B) Give them their shares

 

Damn it, there's no C) Dashboard like a little bitch, guess I'll go with A, either go big or go home.

 

New Scenario: You see a chrome painted car, do you 1. Blow it up or 2. Move along

RooneyLFC

RooneyLFC

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A. I'm not letting random idiots get the take I got.

 

How about a follow-up scenario to answer A: How do you escape them all? (Assuming they don't kill you the first chance you get out in free-roam)

 

i will take my cut, open phone, open new heist (repeat)

 

new scenario: you get drunk, hit the bong then get into a buzzard

do you a) survive or b) your fu*ked

THE GHETTO JEZUS

THE GHETTO JEZUS

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Damn it, there's no C) Dashboard like a little bitch, guess I'll go with A, either go big or go home.

 

New Scenario: You see a chrome painted car, do you 1. Blow it up or 2. Move along

 

A) Blow it up and if I could piss on it

 

You're at home sitting on the couch watching T.V and then all of a sudden it showed 2 gorillas f*cking, what would you do ?

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Smesi

Smesi

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Red Thrust. IMO, handling is better than speed.

 

Next scenario: You are on top of maze bank, and have a high priority vehicle, and a cargo bob. a person in a buzzard is coming to kill you. Do you use the cargo bob, or go for the jump with the car?

Go for the Jump

My ass will probably get shot out the sky if I take the cargobob

Next Scenario:

You're in Los santos customs and you hear a tank outside

What do you do?

 

Stay in Los Santos Customs until the tank random leaves.

 

Scenario please...

Quarthon

Quarthon

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you see 2 guys cosplaying as the blue brothers from SNL. Wat you gun do?

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You see 5 fully-red dots coming at you,What do you do?

 

A) Take cover and kill them for the free RP

 

B) go passive mode

 

A. Its on!

 

New scenario. You are driving back to your garage to switch your favorite car's location, all you want to do is get back to your garage without a fight. You see 2 red dots at the front of your garage on the map. Do you?

 

A. Hope they wont kill you and go to your garage anyway?

B. Go off radar and hope to sneak your way into the garage?

C. Go off radar and approach with a sticky bomb and blow them both up? (true story)

D. Screw the garage.

Ezza.

Ezza.

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B.

 

You're playing as your alternate character who's a level 15 and two creepy guys keep calling you a "b*tch, Wh*re, slut c*nt" and every other colorful name under the sun. You tell them that you're going to get your main character. When you switch characters you get put in another session. You then get messages telling you that you're a "Pussy, b*tch, wh*re, sl*t"

 

Do you

 

A) Send them a Friend Request and hope they accept so they can invite you back to the session (No XBox work around)

B) Inform them that you have had intercourse with their mother (Typical 12 year old thing to do)

C) Send them a message informing them that you recorded the whole thing and you are putting it on YouTube, even though you haven't (what I did :D)

D) C, and then message them again telling them the video has over 10 000 views and that they're famous (again, what I did :D)

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Giantsgiants

Giantsgiants

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I pick C.

 

You are in a race lobby. The host switches the class from Super to Utility at the last second. He has a Sadler, you don't. Do you...

 

A. Leave the race?

B. Rage at the host?

C. Suck it up and complete the race without complaining?

D. None of the above? (If D, explain what you would do below.)

QuackinAColdOne

QuackinAColdOne

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D) I would get the boost and run him off the road in my Caddy.

 

You're doing a race that involves hills / mountains / valleys and you're slowing sliding down with potential to regain traction. Also, the check it almost a half mile away. Do you...

 

A) Try to make your way up the hill using different methods

B) Respawn

mareepx

mareepx

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I pick C.

 

You are in a race lobby. The host switches the class from Super to Utility at the last second. He has a Sadler, you don't. Do you...

 

A. Leave the race?

B. Rage at the host?

C. Suck it up and complete the race without complaining?

D. None of the above? (If D, explain what you would do below.)

C. I still get money and RP

 

Domislive has entered your session. Do you

a) Talk to him and play friendly with him

b) Ignore him

c) Go over to him and gun him down/sticky bomb him

d) fetch your tank and mercilessly spwanrape him

e) other (please specify)

cg1221

cg1221

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A. Its on!

 

 

 

New scenario. You are driving back to your garage to switch your favorite car's location, all you want to do is get back to your garage without a fight. You see 2 red dots at the front of your garage on the map. Do you?

 

A. Hope they wont kill you and go to your garage anyway?

B. Go off radar and hope to sneak your way into the garage?

C. Go off radar and approach with a sticky bomb and blow them both up? (true story)

D. Screw the garage.

 

 

E. Move to an apartment people don't hang out in front of

 

You get a message saying "Here comes the purple bandit"

Do you A) Look for a purple car

B)Look for a purple person

or C) You're already dead

 

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Duality Scarlet

Duality Scarlet

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Domislive has entered your session. Do you

a) Talk to him and play friendly with him

b) Ignore him

c) Go over to him and gun him down/sticky bomb him

d) fetch your tank and mercilessly spwanrape him

e) other (please specify)

 

 

C. I would gun him down and spawn kill him until he tells me how do I get the secret gold paintjob.

 

You log into a session and find out that somepne is flying a titan right above you, will you :

 

A. Pick your heavy sniper and shoot his Titan till he blows up.

B. Leave him alone, he's just messing around.

C. You'll grab your buzzard or a lazer and blast him.

D. Other (specify)

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QuackinAColdOne

QuackinAColdOne

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D) Grab another cargobob.and stunt with him!

 

I got skipped:

 

You're doing a race that involves hills / mountains / valleys and you're slowing sliding down with potential to regain traction. Also, the respawn point is almost a half mile away. Do you...

 

A) Try to make your way up the hill using different methods

B) Respawn

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DomisLive

DomisLive

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I pick C.

 

You are in a race lobby. The host switches the class from Super to Utility at the last second. He has a Sadler, you don't. Do you...

 

A. Leave the race?

B. Rage at the host?

C. Suck it up and complete the race without complaining?

D. None of the above? (If D, explain what you would do below.)

C. I still get money and RP

 

Domislive has entered your session. Do you

a) Talk to him and play friendly with him

b) Ignore him

c) Go over to him and gun him down/sticky bomb him

d) fetch your tank and mercilessly spwanrape him

e) other (please specify)

 

 

This sounds like fun, lets try it sometime.

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