The official deathtrap thread...

[Vooodu]

^ Infernus> Bullet

 

 

I own an infernus and the answer is no.

 

The bullet is more solid, does not blow up so easily and has a high clearance especially with off road tires.... And its cheaper for insurance too.

 

Sure its not the fastest.. But im not trying to out run people, i use it for combat. All i need to do is keep moving and shoot backwards while driving.

 

If i want to lose people il go off the radar and focus on driving only after i kill them.

Edited June 24, 2014 by Vooodu

[RoyalRedXIII]

 

 

For me, i like baiting people at the Lower Los Sanstos Amunation (by the strip club)

 

 

It has a parking lot on the roof. I just drive up their in my bullet and make my blip look like its inside shopping.

 

That usually lures out sackless little bitches who pull up and camp the door way. Sometimes even blocking it.. They sit there with their guns drawn, drooling and waiting to get a cheap kill.

 

Then i drive off the roof, fish tail around with my bullet proof back end and drop them with a few bullets. Then i go off the radar and get a few more cheap kills. Run them over... do a peel out on their dead face.

 

-.- lol I hate to burst your bubble, but that is in no way "a deathtrap"

Not to mention that you only set yourself up to get RPGd by some player who ain't having that nonsense

 

And really? A bullet? Lol the insurance on that is so cheap I'd blow that up in a heartbeat

 

1.) Im not stupid and im fast... You won't even be able to swap to your rocket launcher fast enough if you're camping the Ammunation door way thinking im inside.

 

2.) I drive the bullet because of its cheap insurance. Because i store all my cash on a ALT so i need it cheap.

 

Besides...Think i care if you blow it up? Thats why i drive the Bullet.. Its not a car to me, its a weapon. Blow it, il get another and il be right back.

 

I don't drive around backwards giving people the option to think and choose weapon.. I hit hit and run and move around.

 

 

Besides... i've been playing this game non stop since release.. Im not some newbie who pulled this off one time a long time ago.. I pull this sh*t off daily.

 

So many trolls to kill.. so little time.

1 LMAO that's an opinion, not a fact. You say that like no one in the game EVER walks around with an RPG out, or hear your car coming, or see the blip on the radar

 

2 who ever blows it up is the one to pay the insurance. The cheaper your car, the easier on me lol

 

3 no, you shouldn't care about a replaceable car, but I'd expect that your care about dying lol. And also, If you get blown up, there is no "coming back with another" because your not GETTING AWAY in the first place that'd be what I call spawnkill time

 

I hope this continues to work in the future for you, I only suggest you don't try this on anyone else other than a noob and expect it to go smoothly lol.

[ezfaun]

You could always go into pussive mode though

[RoyalRedXIII]

^ Entity> Infernus> Bullet

Fixed*

[Grimase]

Title: Boom around the world and I I I

 

Got into a gun fight with a random. We were both on foot, I caught him with a head shot from around a corner. When he died i left the sticky bomb on the corner and ran down the street to the next corner. I watched him on the map as he got colser to the corner and when he got there Boom. Then i left a sticky half way down the block and hid around another corner. Sure enuff he comes after me again, this time hes more careful comeing round the corner. I left me head out for a second too long and he got me but as he moved in to gloat I was able to let off the other sticky and got him again. Ohhhh how i laughed and laughed, then the game froze and my laughter was replaced with anger and curses..

[SmokeDat]

 

 

 

For me, i like baiting people at the Lower Los Sanstos Amunation (by the strip club)

 

 

It has a parking lot on the roof. I just drive up their in my bullet and make my blip look like its inside shopping.

 

That usually lures out sackless little bitches who pull up and camp the door way. Sometimes even blocking it.. They sit there with their guns drawn, drooling and waiting to get a cheap kill.

 

Then i drive off the roof, fish tail around with my bullet proof back end and drop them with a few bullets. Then i go off the radar and get a few more cheap kills. Run them over... do a peel out on their dead face.

-.- lol I hate to burst your bubble, but that is in no way "a deathtrap"

Not to mention that you only set yourself up to get RPGd by some player who ain't having that nonsense

 

And really? A bullet? Lol the insurance on that is so cheap I'd blow that up in a heartbeat

1.) Im not stupid and im fast... You won't even be able to swap to your rocket launcher fast enough if you're camping the Ammunation door way thinking im inside.

 

2.) I drive the bullet because of its cheap insurance. Because i store all my cash on a ALT so i need it cheap.

 

Besides...Think i care if you blow it up? Thats why i drive the Bullet.. Its not a car to me, its a weapon. Blow it, il get another and il be right back.

 

I don't drive around backwards giving people the option to think and choose weapon.. I hit hit and run and move around.

 

 

Besides... i've been playing this game non stop since release.. Im not some newbie who pulled this off one time a long time ago.. I pull this sh*t off daily.

 

So many trolls to kill.. so little time.

1 LMAO that's an opinion, not a fact. You say that like no one in the game EVER walks around with an RPG out, or hear your car coming, or see the blip on the radar

2 who ever blows it up is the one to pay the insurance. The cheaper your car, the easier on me lol

3 no, you shouldn't care about a replaceable car, but I'd expect that your care about dying lol. And also, If you get blown up, there is no "coming back with another" because your not GETTING AWAY in the first place that'd be what I call spawnkill time

I hope this continues to work in the future for you, I only suggest you don't try this on anyone else other than a noob and expect it to go smoothly lol.

Listen up people, this troll knows his stuff.

[H8GodMode]

 

Mine was simple enough.

Dumbass parks his car outside ponsonbys.

Dumbass takes his time finding an outfit

I simply push his car with mine a few inches forward. Place the sticky where his car was. Then push the car back.

Hide in bushes.

Waited for at least 8 mins.

Dumbass gets in car.

Y'all know what happened next.

It's cause of people doing this that I park a dummy car outside of the store with a sticky on it, and the hide on the roof of the store, making it look like I'm inside the building. Somebody's gonna drive past looking for an easy kill

 

Then I just sit and wait for that fish who thinks he's a shark to bite, and then blow him up like the fish he is lol.

 

lol ive done this... the ammunation in del perro is the perfect bait spot

[Vooodu]

 

 

 

For me, i like baiting people at the Lower Los Sanstos Amunation (by the strip club)

 

 

It has a parking lot on the roof. I just drive up their in my bullet and make my blip look like its inside shopping.

 

That usually lures out sackless little bitches who pull up and camp the door way. Sometimes even blocking it.. They sit there with their guns drawn, drooling and waiting to get a cheap kill.

 

Then i drive off the roof, fish tail around with my bullet proof back end and drop them with a few bullets. Then i go off the radar and get a few more cheap kills. Run them over... do a peel out on their dead face.

-.- lol I hate to burst your bubble, but that is in no way "a deathtrap"

Not to mention that you only set yourself up to get RPGd by some player who ain't having that nonsense

 

And really? A bullet? Lol the insurance on that is so cheap I'd blow that up in a heartbeat

1.) Im not stupid and im fast... You won't even be able to swap to your rocket launcher fast enough if you're camping the Ammunation door way thinking im inside.

 

2.) I drive the bullet because of its cheap insurance. Because i store all my cash on a ALT so i need it cheap.

 

Besides...Think i care if you blow it up? Thats why i drive the Bullet.. Its not a car to me, its a weapon. Blow it, il get another and il be right back.

 

I don't drive around backwards giving people the option to think and choose weapon.. I hit hit and run and move around.

 

 

Besides... i've been playing this game non stop since release.. Im not some newbie who pulled this off one time a long time ago.. I pull this sh*t off daily.

 

So many trolls to kill.. so little time.

1 LMAO that's an opinion, not a fact. You say that like no one in the game EVER walks around with an RPG out, or hear your car coming, or see the blip on the radar

 

2 who ever blows it up is the one to pay the insurance. The cheaper your car, the easier on me lol

 

3 no, you shouldn't care about a replaceable car, but I'd expect that your care about dying lol. And also, If you get blown up, there is no "coming back with another" because your not GETTING AWAY in the first place that'd be what I call spawnkill time

 

I hope this continues to work in the future for you, I only suggest you don't try this on anyone else other than a noob and expect it to go smoothly lol.

 

 

Dude... you do know im not asking for you opinion or advice.. I probably play this game more then you... So what ever.

 

Think what ever you want tho... Nothing you say matters.. I deal with reality. Reality is, this car is a death trap on wheels.

 

 

[Shootinalloveryourface]

Switch sessions until I find someone in a clothes shop. Put 5 stickies around the entrance, drive in whilst beeping your horn in an excited manner, wait till they leave then BOOM.

 

I call this one The Arsehole.

[ninjaontour]

Quite a few "I hide on the roof of stores to make it look like I'm shopping" lies in this thread. You look like you're on the roof, because the radar indicates it with an upwards arrow, making it glaringly obvious where you are.

 

Silly kids.

 

F - Lacking in creativity and veracity. Must try harder.

Edited June 24, 2014 by ninjaontour

[ezfaun]

Why y'all being trapper pussies anyway?

[Vooodu]

Quite a few "I hide on the roof of stores to make it look like I'm shopping" lies in this thread. You look like you're on the roof, because the radar indicates it with an upwards arrow, making it glaringly obvious where you are.

 

Silly kids.

 

F - Lacking in creativity and veracity. Must try harder.

 

 

Actually that only works if the players alot higher up. On the roof i mentioned it does now show anything.

 

So its not obvious at all.

[Furry_Monkey]

For me, i like baiting people at the Lower Los Sanstos Amunation (by the strip club)

 

 

It has a parking lot on the roof. I just drive up their in my bullet and make my blip look like its inside shopping.

 

That usually lures out sackless little bitches who pull up and camp the door way. Sometimes even blocking it.. They sit there with their guns drawn, drooling and waiting to get a cheap kill.

 

Then i drive off the roof, fish tail around with my bullet proof back end and drop them with a few bullets. Then i go off the radar and get a few more cheap kills. Run them over... do a peel out on their dead face.

 

 

Happy times

 

I've just realised that this is a complete fantasy.

 

Let's say, for example, I'm waiting outside Ammunation, salivating as described. How do you drive off the car park and then "fish tail" round? If you could come off the car park towards me then I can see it may work (with a dunce), but you can't do that. You'd have to come off the side of the building which would be ridiculously obvious due to the noise and, oh I don't know, your blip going off the side of the building. I'd also see you as I'm not an idiot that thinks waiting outside a building means pressing my face against the door so that I can't see anything else around me.

 

*If* this has ever worked (and I don't believe for one iota that it has), then it was a total noob or someone AFK. This is not something you do. It's something that maybe you've done once.

 

Please, if you're gonna make something up then at least put some effort into making it vaguely plausible.

 

Here's an image to help. Please explain how you drive off that building to surprise someone stood out the front...

 

 

 

Edited June 24, 2014 by Furry_Monkey

[H8GodMode]

Quite a few "I hide on the roof of stores to make it look like I'm shopping" lies in this thread. You look like you're on the roof, because the radar indicates it with an upwards arrow, making it glaringly obvious where you are.

 

Silly kids.

 

F - Lacking in creativity and veracity. Must try harder.

well hey mister piss in your kool aid...

i said ive done this... didnt say ive done it yesterday...

the ^ on the blip didnt always exist...

 

i dont freeroam anymore as sh*tty as its become...

Edited June 24, 2014 by H8GodMode

[peteski2014]

 

 

For me, i like baiting people at the Lower Los Sanstos Amunation (by the strip club) It has a parking lot on the roof. I just drive up their in my bullet and make my blip look like its inside shopping. That usually lures out sackless little bitches who pull up and camp the door way. Sometimes even blocking it.. They sit there with their guns drawn, drooling and waiting to get a cheap kill. Then i drive off the roof, fish tail around with my bullet proof back end and drop them with a few bullets. Then i go off the radar and get a few more cheap kills. Run them over... do a peel out on their dead face.

-.- lol I hate to burst your bubble, but that is in no way "a deathtrap"Not to mention that you only set yourself up to get RPGd by some player who ain't having that nonsense And really? A bullet? Lol the insurance on that is so cheap I'd blow that up in a heartbeat

 

1.) Im not stupid and im fast... You won't even be able to swap to your rocket launcher fast enough if you're camping the Ammunation door way thinking im inside. 2.) I drive the bullet because of its cheap insurance. Because i store all my cash on a ALT so i need it cheap. Besides...Think i care if you blow it up? Thats why i drive the Bullet.. Its not a car to me, its a weapon. Blow it, il get another and il be right back. I don't drive around backwards giving people the option to think and choose weapon.. I hit hit and run and move around. Besides... i've been playing this game non stop since release.. Im not some newbie who pulled this off one time a long time ago.. I pull this sh*t off daily. So many trolls to kill.. so little time.

Have to say I'm with RoyalRed on this dude judging by answer 1 in this post his real name has to be napoleon dynamite!!!!

[RoyalRedXIII]

 

 

 

 

For me, i like baiting people at the Lower Los Sanstos Amunation (by the strip club)

 

 

It has a parking lot on the roof. I just drive up their in my bullet and make my blip look like its inside shopping.

 

That usually lures out sackless little bitches who pull up and camp the door way. Sometimes even blocking it.. They sit there with their guns drawn, drooling and waiting to get a cheap kill.

 

Then i drive off the roof, fish tail around with my bullet proof back end and drop them with a few bullets. Then i go off the radar and get a few more cheap kills. Run them over... do a peel out on their dead face.

 

-.- lol I hate to burst your bubble, but that is in no way "a deathtrap"

Not to mention that you only set yourself up to get RPGd by some player who ain't having that nonsense

 

And really? A bullet? Lol the insurance on that is so cheap I'd blow that up in a heartbeat

1.) Im not stupid and im fast... You won't even be able to swap to your rocket launcher fast enough if you're camping the Ammunation door way thinking im inside.

 

2.) I drive the bullet because of its cheap insurance. Because i store all my cash on a ALT so i need it cheap.

 

Besides...Think i care if you blow it up? Thats why i drive the Bullet.. Its not a car to me, its a weapon. Blow it, il get another and il be right back.

 

I don't drive around backwards giving people the option to think and choose weapon.. I hit hit and run and move around.

 

 

Besides... i've been playing this game non stop since release.. Im not some newbie who pulled this off one time a long time ago.. I pull this sh*t off daily.

 

So many trolls to kill.. so little time.

1 LMAO that's an opinion, not a fact. You say that like no one in the game EVER walks around with an RPG out, or hear your car coming, or see the blip on the radar

2 who ever blows it up is the one to pay the insurance. The cheaper your car, the easier on me lol

3 no, you shouldn't care about a replaceable car, but I'd expect that your care about dying lol. And also, If you get blown up, there is no "coming back with another" because your not GETTING AWAY in the first place that'd be what I call spawnkill time

I hope this continues to work in the future for you, I only suggest you don't try this on anyone else other than a noob and expect it to go smoothly lol.

 

Dude... you do know im not asking for you opinion or advice.. I probably play this game more then you... So what ever.

 

Think what ever you want tho... Nothing you say matters.. I deal with reality. Reality is, this car is a death trap on wheels.

 

 

Lol do I have to wait for you to say "here's my idea? What Is your feedback guys?"

 

We are all tossing ideas around, complimenting and critiquing each other. Sorry if you took offense to somethin I said.

 

Playing the game more than someone doesn't make you more skilled... Being more skilled than someone makes you more skilled lol. If you play it more, good for you. I like to also spend my time doing other things.

 

All Iim doing is giving you a friendly warning, so don't make it sound like you have an infinite K/D with no deaths. We all have gotten our asses kicked at one point or another lol.

 

(Btw, if you call the car a deathtrap -.- that means you'll the one who gets killed by it)

[Vooodu]

 

For me, i like baiting people at the Lower Los Sanstos Amunation (by the strip club)

 

 

It has a parking lot on the roof. I just drive up their in my bullet and make my blip look like its inside shopping.

 

That usually lures out sackless little bitches who pull up and camp the door way. Sometimes even blocking it.. They sit there with their guns drawn, drooling and waiting to get a cheap kill.

 

Then i drive off the roof, fish tail around with my bullet proof back end and drop them with a few bullets. Then i go off the radar and get a few more cheap kills. Run them over... do a peel out on their dead face.

 

 

Happy times

 

I've just realised that this is a complete fantasy.

 

Let's say, for example, I'm waiting outside Ammunation, salivating as described. How do you drive off the car park and then "fish tail" round? If you could come off the car park towards me then I can see it may work (with a dunce), but you can't do that. You'd have to come off the side of the building which would be ridiculously obvious due to the noise and, oh I don't know, your blip going off the side of the building. I'd also see you as I'm not an idiot that thinks waiting outside a building means pressing my face against the door so that I can't see anything else around me.

 

 

 

 

Theres a ramp on the side which is perfectly lined up with the door way when you jump down. . So when i step on the gas for half a second i fly the roof and im perfectly set up to the kill the player infront of the door.

 

Check it out for yourself man. Its not liek im making sh*t up to be cool on this website...lol

[ezfaun]

Why y'all being trapper pussies anyway?

[Furry_Monkey]

 

 

For me, i like baiting people at the Lower Los Sanstos Amunation (by the strip club)

 

 

It has a parking lot on the roof. I just drive up their in my bullet and make my blip look like its inside shopping.

 

That usually lures out sackless little bitches who pull up and camp the door way. Sometimes even blocking it.. They sit there with their guns drawn, drooling and waiting to get a cheap kill.

 

Then i drive off the roof, fish tail around with my bullet proof back end and drop them with a few bullets. Then i go off the radar and get a few more cheap kills. Run them over... do a peel out on their dead face.

 

 

Happy times

 

I've just realised that this is a complete fantasy.

 

Let's say, for example, I'm waiting outside Ammunation, salivating as described. How do you drive off the car park and then "fish tail" round? If you could come off the car park towards me then I can see it may work (with a dunce), but you can't do that. You'd have to come off the side of the building which would be ridiculously obvious due to the noise and, oh I don't know, your blip going off the side of the building. I'd also see you as I'm not an idiot that thinks waiting outside a building means pressing my face against the door so that I can't see anything else around me.

 

 

 

 

Theres a ramp on the side which is perfectly lined up with the door way when you jump down. . So when i step on the gas for half a second i fly the roof and im perfectly set up to the kill the player infront of the door.

 

Check it out for yourself man. Its not liek im making sh*t up to be cool on this website...lol

 

 

Not on that photo there isn't. It does actually sound like you're making sh*t up to sound cool.

[peteski2014]

 

 

 

 

 

For me, i like baiting people at the Lower Los Sanstos Amunation (by the strip club) It has a parking lot on the roof. I just drive up their in my bullet and make my blip look like its inside shopping. That usually lures out sackless little bitches who pull up and camp the door way. Sometimes even blocking it.. They sit there with their guns drawn, drooling and waiting to get a cheap kill. Then i drive off the roof, fish tail around with my bullet proof back end and drop them with a few bullets. Then i go off the radar and get a few more cheap kills. Run them over... do a peel out on their dead face.

-.- lol I hate to burst your bubble, but that is in no way "a deathtrap"Not to mention that you only set yourself up to get RPGd by some player who ain't having that nonsense And really? A bullet? Lol the insurance on that is so cheap I'd blow that up in a heartbeat

1.) Im not stupid and im fast... You won't even be able to swap to your rocket launcher fast enough if you're camping the Ammunation door way thinking im inside. 2.) I drive the bullet because of its cheap insurance. Because i store all my cash on a ALT so i need it cheap. Besides...Think i care if you blow it up? Thats why i drive the Bullet.. Its not a car to me, its a weapon. Blow it, il get another and il be right back. I don't drive around backwards giving people the option to think and choose weapon.. I hit hit and run and move around. Besides... i've been playing this game non stop since release.. Im not some newbie who pulled this off one time a long time ago.. I pull this sh*t off daily. So many trolls to kill.. so little time.

1 LMAO that's an opinion, not a fact. You say that like no one in the game EVER walks around with an RPG out, or hear your car coming, or see the blip on the radar2 who ever blows it up is the one to pay the insurance. The cheaper your car, the easier on me lol3 no, you shouldn't care about a replaceable car, but I'd expect that your care about dying lol. And also, If you get blown up, there is no "coming back with another" because your not GETTING AWAY in the first place that'd be what I call spawnkill timeI hope this continues to work in the future for you, I only suggest you don't try this on anyone else other than a noob and expect it to go smoothly lol. Dude... you do know im not asking for you opinion or advice.. I probably play this game more then you... So what ever. Think what ever you want tho... Nothing you say matters.. I deal with reality. Reality is, this car is a death trap on wheels. Lol do I have to wait for you to say "here's my idea? What Is your feedback guys?"We are all tossing ideas around, complimenting and critiquing each other. Sorry if you took offense to somethin I said.Playing the game more than someone doesn't make you more skilled... Being more skilled than someone makes you more skilled lol. If you play it more, good for you. I like to also spend my time doing other things.All Iim doing is giving you a friendly warning, so don't make it sound like you have an infinite K/D with no deaths. We all have gotten our asses kicked at one point or another lol.(Btw, if you call the car a deathtrap -.- that means you'll the one who gets killed by it)

 

RoyalRed mate if he doesn't see sense ask him if he needs his Chapstick!

[RoyalRedXIII]

No one else needs to gang up on @voodoo

He's entitled to his opinion, just as we are all lol. Let's move on.

[Vooodu]

 

(Btw, if you call the car a deathtrap -.- that means you'll the one who gets killed by it)

 

 

 

After over 9 months of of using my bullet as a weapon on two lvl 200+ characters i can easily thats not how it usually turns out. So what ever man...lol

[Dottie]

Lobby full of double digits

Dubsta 6x6

Set access to everyone

Ignition bomb

???

Profit

[peteski2014]

No one else needs to gang up on @voodooHe's entitled to his opinion, just as we are all lol. Let's move on.

Good idea he had a go at me about my creativity failed to evidence his own got butt hurt by a few if us lets draw a line and move on

[Vooodu]

 

Why y'all being trapper pussies anyway?

 

 

 

To be honest i lure the trappers and kill them.

[ezfaun]

 

 

Why y'all being trapper pussies anyway?

 

 

 

To be honest i lure the trappers and kill them.

 

Ah. My way is to kill the shopkeeper inside and call the cops off. And I'll be standing behind the counter with a minigun aimed straight at the doorway. They don't mess with

minigunners for the most part.

[ninjaontour]

 

 

Why y'all being trapper pussies anyway?

 

 

 

To be honest i lure the trappers and kill them.

 

 

Sure you do, bro.

 

 

 

Sure you do.

[Furry_Monkey]

Ah. My way is to kill the shopkeeper inside and call the cops off. And I'll be standing behind the counter with a minigun aimed straight at the doorway. They don't mess with

minigunners for the most part.

 

 

 

Lol - I like that. I'd go more for the "cover behind the counter with the auto shotgun" approach. Fire from cover and they may never even see you

[Vooodu]

 

 

 

Why y'all being trapper pussies anyway?

 

 

 

To be honest i lure the trappers and kill them.

 

Ah. My way is to kill the shopkeeper inside and call the cops off. And I'll be standing behind the counter with a minigun aimed straight at the doorway. They don't mess with

minigunners for the most part.

 

 

 

I`ve been blocked in before and instead of teleporting out I called the cops and a mugger. Watched him get mugged then killed by cops and his PV got impounded which freed me from the trapped store. That was pretty funny...lol

 

 

 

Why y'all being trapper pussies anyway?

 

 

 

To be honest i lure the trappers and kill them.

 

 

Sure you do, bro.

 

 

 

Sure you do.

 

 

 

My GT is the same as my forum Tag. Come and get it boys

 

I love me some fresh meat..

[RoyalRedXIII]

 

 

 

 

 

Listen up people, this troll knows his stuff.

 

thnx. i dabble.