The official deathtrap thread...

[juantrapriguez]

It's official because there's not been one before and any other after this are pale imitations..

Well said, good sir.

[RoyalRedXIII]

How is this thread "official"? Does the OP work for Rockstar Games?

Nothin on this forum is run by rockstar games....

[Remote Six]

 

How is this thread "official"? Does the OP work for Rockstar Games?

Nothin on this forum is run by rockstar games....

 

Soooooo..... what you're saying is this thread is NOT officially sanctioned by Rockstar Games and is just written by some kid who doesn't know the meaning of the word "official"? Got it.

 

Perhaps the OP could sprinkle a few "confirmed" around in his post.

[Zoots Remuvah]

Anyway, back on topic..

 

Just had an idea..

 

You know how you can get weapons activated in stores, right? (i.e if start shooting into one..)

 

How about, shooting into a store/barbers.. dropping a few stickies, leaving the scene and then going somewhere else..

 

detonate when a dot goes into the shop..

 

anyone tried this??

 

Seems like it could be a good slow burner..

 

I'll call it the Winona Ryder...

Soooooo..... what you're saying is this thread is NOT officially sanctioned by Rockstar Games and is just written by some kid who doesn't know the meaning of the word "official"? Got it.

 

 

 

FYI it's written by a 37-year-old with a keenly developed sense of irony.

[RoyalRedXIII]

 

 

How is this thread "official"? Does the OP work for Rockstar Games?

Nothin on this forum is run by rockstar games....

Soooooo..... what you're saying is this thread is NOT officially sanctioned by Rockstar Games and is just written by some kid who doesn't know the meaning of the word "official"? Got it.Perhaps the OP could sprinkle a few "confirmed" around in his post.LOL how bout you READ THIS LINK and tell me what makes you think either R* games or "some kid" runs this forum.

 

http://www.gtanet.com/about/

 

Maybe you should educate yourself and "confirm" your own posts first

 

Official- (adj) prescribed or recognized as having been authorized.

 

It think it'd be better to question who gave the OP the authority to call somethin official, rather than assume that nobody knows the meaning of official.

 

Given that the threads are used created, doesn't take much authority to call something official, other than other users accepting it being called so. Being that the case. Yup, I'd say this is pretty official.

 

(Although I'm not sure that anyone has confirmed the use of the term "deathtrap" to describe this... But I digress lol)

Edited June 24, 2014 by RoyalRedXIII

[juantrapriguez]

Another simple deathtrap, the old sticky on the door!

 

No matter what store your unlucky prey is at, the tried and true sticky on the door does the trick.

 

Simply park outside the store, throw the sticky on the doors, and let the fun begin! His ass aint going nowhere! Unless he wants to get blown the f*ck up.

 

Sit back, and enjoy.

 

But if he's a bitch, he'll wisen up and kill himself via pill or gun lol

 

(Why the f*ck am I watching Wimbledon?!)

[Zoots Remuvah]

Another simple deathtrap, the old sticky on the door!

 

No matter what store your unlucky prey is at, the tried and true sticky on the door does the trick.

 

Simply park outside the store, throw the sticky on the doors, and let the fun begin! His ass aint going nowhere! Unless he wants to get blown the f*ck up.

 

Sit back, and enjoy.

 

But if he's a bitch, he'll wisen up and kill himself via pill or gun lol

 

(Why the f*ck am I watching Wimbledon?!)

 

Exactly.. you should be trying the Winona Ryder/sticky in the store so the results can be added to the deathtrap knowledge base!

Edited June 24, 2014 by Doktor Gott

[Mr Fyn666]

When ever I have a pvp fight on fooet my strategy is to either get my assailant to climb stairs to find me or have to negotiate tight alley ways and out comes the gas and stickies.....

 

Oh for a flame thrower lol,,,,,,,,,

[RoyalRedXIII]

 

Another simple deathtrap, the old sticky on the door!

No matter what store your unlucky prey is at, the tried and true sticky on the door does the trick.

Simply park outside the store, throw the sticky on the doors, and let the fun begin! His ass aint going nowhere! Unless he wants to get blown the f*ck up.

Sit back, and enjoy.

But if he's a bitch, he'll wisen up and kill himself via pill or gun lol

(Why the f*ck am I watching Wimbledon?!)

 

Exactly.. you should be trying the Winona Ryder/sticky in the store so the results can be added to the deathtrap knowledge base!

I guys forgot passive mode... lol remember

[juantrapriguez]

 

 

Another simple deathtrap, the old sticky on the door!

 

No matter what store your unlucky prey is at, the tried and true sticky on the door does the trick.

 

Simply park outside the store, throw the sticky on the doors, and let the fun begin! His ass aint going nowhere! Unless he wants to get blown the f*ck up.

 

Sit back, and enjoy.

 

But if he's a bitch, he'll wisen up and kill himself via pill or gun lol

 

(Why the f*ck am I watching Wimbledon?!)

Exactly.. you should be trying the Winona Ryder/sticky in the store so the results can be added to the deathtrap knowledge base!

I did not see the Winona Ryder, lol but after reading I gotta try that! I would lmao if I walked into the barbershop enjoying my day, then boom! I'm laughing just thinking about it

[Zoots Remuvah]

 

 

Another simple deathtrap, the old sticky on the door!

No matter what store your unlucky prey is at, the tried and true sticky on the door does the trick.

Simply park outside the store, throw the sticky on the doors, and let the fun begin! His ass aint going nowhere! Unless he wants to get blown the f*ck up.

Sit back, and enjoy.

But if he's a bitch, he'll wisen up and kill himself via pill or gun lol

(Why the f*ck am I watching Wimbledon?!)

Exactly.. you should be trying the Winona Ryder/sticky in the store so the results can be added to the deathtrap knowledge base!

I guys forgot passive mode... lol remember

 

 

 

ah, but remember, these are slow burners... a lot of this depends on the victim being unaware.. or blinded by teh rage and desperate to get you...

 

spider/web analogy.

 

bombing business premises is more a random act of terror tbh..

[juantrapriguez]

 

 

Another simple deathtrap, the old sticky on the door!

No matter what store your unlucky prey is at, the tried and true sticky on the door does the trick.

Simply park outside the store, throw the sticky on the doors, and let the fun begin! His ass aint going nowhere! Unless he wants to get blown the f*ck up.

Sit back, and enjoy.

But if he's a bitch, he'll wisen up and kill himself via pill or gun lol

(Why the f*ck am I watching Wimbledon?!)

 

Exactly.. you should be trying the Winona Ryder/sticky in the store so the results can be added to the deathtrap knowledge base!

I guys forgot passive mode... lol remember

They would fall under the "bitch" category lol if they got into passive, you can either

 

A. Run their ass over

 

B. Accept your loss

 

C. Send..... Hate..... Message?....

[RoyalRedXIII]

Let's not forget thee old "leave my modded supercar with a remote bomb, unlocked, in the front parking lot of the LS customs" trick lol.

 

Expensive, but noobs come like flies

[juantrapriguez]

ONLY if sticky bombs could stick to players! Ahh imagine suicide bombing someone on foot.

[RoyalRedXIII]

 

 

 

Another simple deathtrap, the old sticky on the door!

No matter what store your unlucky prey is at, the tried and true sticky on the door does the trick.

Simply park outside the store, throw the sticky on the doors, and let the fun begin! His ass aint going nowhere! Unless he wants to get blown the f*ck up.

Sit back, and enjoy.

But if he's a bitch, he'll wisen up and kill himself via pill or gun lol

(Why the f*ck am I watching Wimbledon?!)

Exactly.. you should be trying the Winona Ryder/sticky in the store so the results can be added to the deathtrap knowledge base!

I guys forgot passive mode... lol remember

They would fall under the "bitch" category lol if they got into passive, you can either

A. Run their ass over

B. Accept your loss

C. Send..... Hate..... Message?....

Lol, my premise is that if you have these ideas, you need to have a defense against your own plans... Especially when You share them.

 

I for one NEVER go Into any store without passive mode on or a friend outside to stand guard. Doing otherwise with people like you guys around is just not wise -.- lol

[juantrapriguez]

 

 

 

 

Another simple deathtrap, the old sticky on the door!

No matter what store your unlucky prey is at, the tried and true sticky on the door does the trick.

Simply park outside the store, throw the sticky on the doors, and let the fun begin! His ass aint going nowhere! Unless he wants to get blown the f*ck up.

Sit back, and enjoy.

But if he's a bitch, he'll wisen up and kill himself via pill or gun lol

(Why the f*ck am I watching Wimbledon?!)

Exactly.. you should be trying the Winona Ryder/sticky in the store so the results can be added to the deathtrap knowledge base!

I guys forgot passive mode... lol remember

They would fall under the "bitch" category lol if they got into passive, you can either

A. Run their ass over

B. Accept your loss

C. Send..... Hate..... Message?....

Lol, my premise is that if you have these ideas, you need to have a defense against your own plans... Especially when You share them.

 

I for one NEVER go Into any store without passive mode on or a friend outside to stand guard. Doing otherwise with people like you guys around is just not wise -.- lol

Well how else am I supposed to get my kicks? lol

[Zoots Remuvah]

Bear in mind there will always be victims..

 

It's the way of the world and we're just here to remind them of their position.

 

[juantrapriguez]

Bear in mind there will always be victims..

 

It's the way of the world and we're just here to remind them of their position.

 

They may not realize it, but they serve a purpose by dying,

 

Making us laugh, and stroking our egos,

[RoyalRedXIII]

 

Bear in mind there will always be victims..

 

It's the way of the world and we're just here to remind them of their position.

 

They may not realize it, but they serve a purpose by dying,

Making us laugh, and stroking our egos,

I wish we could get colored sticky bombs for award unlocks, similar to the guns.

 

Not that the victims will ever notice getting blown up by golden stickies, but it would satisfy me lol

[Zoots Remuvah]

 

 

Bear in mind there will always be victims..

 

It's the way of the world and we're just here to remind them of their position.

 

They may not realize it, but they serve a purpose by dying,

Making us laugh, and stroking our egos,

I wish we could get colored sticky bombs for award unlocks, similar to the guns.

 

Not that the victims will ever notice getting blown up by golden stickies, but it would satisfy me lol

 

 

actually that would be quite subtle.. I could get pink ones to go on my neon pink paint jobs and conceal them even better!

[juantrapriguez]

 

 

 

 

Bear in mind there will always be victims..

 

It's the way of the world and we're just here to remind them of their position.

 

They may not realize it, but they serve a purpose by dying,

Making us laugh, and stroking our egos,

I wish we could get colored sticky bombs for award unlocks, similar to the guns.

 

Not that the victims will ever notice getting blown up by golden stickies, but it would satisfy me lol

 

actually that would be quite subtle.. I could get pink ones to go on my neon pink paint jobs and conceal them even better!

I wish at least one of us worked at rockstar

[RoyalRedXIII]

 

 

 

 

Bear in mind there will always be victims..

 

It's the way of the world and we're just here to remind them of their position.

 

They may not realize it, but they serve a purpose by dying,

Making us laugh, and stroking our egos,

I wish we could get colored sticky bombs for award unlocks, similar to the guns.

Not that the victims will ever notice getting blown up by golden stickies, but it would satisfy me lol

 

actually that would be quite subtle.. I could get pink ones to go on my neon pink paint jobs and conceal them even better!

I wish at least one of us worked at rockstar

Doing what? Copying files and getting people coffee?

[Zoots Remuvah]

 

 

Doing what? Copying files and getting people coffee?

 

 

 

Pfft.. more like supergluing the toilets, putting potatoes up exhaust pipes and placing bags of flour balanced on top of doors if this thread is anything to go by..

[toughmeister]

Go to the skyscraper construction site and start climbing the big yellow crane. On the lower part of the crane you can't get shot because it's surrounded by walls. At the first platform you reach (or any others), plant a sticky bomb at the top of the ladder. Then start climbing again and if somebody is chasing you up the ladder you can see them easily. Once the get to the top of the set of ladders, BOOM!

 

This works very well if you have a bounty on you and players come after you.

[RoyalRedXIII]

 

Doing what? Copying files and getting people coffee?

 

 

Pfft.. more like supergluing the toilets, putting potatoes up exhaust pipes and placing bags of flour balanced on top of doors if this thread is anything to go by..

Genius.

 

 

All before ending up in the unemployment line lol

[juantrapriguez]

 

 

 

 

 

Bear in mind there will always be victims..

 

It's the way of the world and we're just here to remind them of their position.

 

They may not realize it, but they serve a purpose by dying,

Making us laugh, and stroking our egos,

I wish we could get colored sticky bombs for award unlocks, similar to the guns.

Not that the victims will ever notice getting blown up by golden stickies, but it would satisfy me lol

 

actually that would be quite subtle.. I could get pink ones to go on my neon pink paint jobs and conceal them even better!

I wish at least one of us worked at rockstarDoing what? Copying files and getting people coffee?

We could be the Edward snowden of rockstar lol

[peteski2014]

A personal favorite of mine is to stick a sticky on the door of ammunation while someone is busy buying their killing devices then wedge the other door open with the bonnet of a car. Then its open season with the tear gas! should my nimble prey try escaping over the bonnet of my car its KaBOOOOOOOM time and a cheeky gotcha text!

[juantrapriguez]

A personal favorite of mine is to stick a sticky on the door of ammunation while someone is busy buying their killing devices then wedge the other door open with the bonnet of a car. Then its open season with the tear gas! should my nimble prey try escaping over the bonnet of my car its KaBOOOOOOOM time and a cheeky gotcha text!

Pure gold

[Vooodu]

A personal favorite of mine is to stick a sticky on the door of ammunation while someone is busy buying their killing devices then wedge the other door open with the bonnet of a car. Then its open season with the tear gas! should my nimble prey try escaping over the bonnet of my car its KaBOOOOOOOM time and a cheeky gotcha text!

 

 

Does that even work against anyone with half a brain?

 

Trying to block people in = Join any random job and back out to get an instant teleport.

 

 

Or the people trying to sticky PVs while people shop. Most players have turtle beaches or headset. They can hear the sticky bomb making a beep noise. Another quick job join and back out solves that minor issue too.

 

Common guys.. That sh*t ain't that creative.

[Furry_Monkey]

 

A personal favorite of mine is to stick a sticky on the door of ammunation while someone is busy buying their killing devices then wedge the other door open with the bonnet of a car. Then its open season with the tear gas! should my nimble prey try escaping over the bonnet of my car its KaBOOOOOOOM time and a cheeky gotcha text!

 

 

Does that even work against anyone with half a brain?

 

Trying to block people in = Join any random job and back out to get an instant teleport.

 

 

Or the people trying to sticky PVs while people shop. Most players have turtle beaches or headset. They can hear the sticky bomb making a beep noise. Another quick job join and back out solves that minor issue too.

 

Common guys.. That sh*t ain't that creative.

 

 

I trapped someone in Ammunation with their own car only last week. I don't think I'd done it before so it was most amusing to me. Was it new? Certainly not, but I lolled. The text messages I got from him causes me to lol even more