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[Furry_Monkey]

1- Suicide bombing: you already know this. You stuff your car's front bumper with stickies and kamikaze against the douche. I'll simply suggest you to use an Elegy, since you can get it free and you don't pay insurance for it when you destroy it (last time I checked. Dunno if they changed it. The car is still free, though).

 

 

When being gang spawn killed you don't get time to get a car, and OP was in the middle of nowhere, so no cars there anyway.

 

 

2- Predict your enemies moves - car version: you see a white dot going down the street you are at mad speed. Must be a douche in a Chrentorno. Cover the road with stickies and stay behind them (don't stay near them, you want to kill the douche without killing yourself). Douche goes over the stickies - boom. You waste 10k, but it's worth.

 

 

Again, gang spawn killing in the middle of nowhere. Blips are irrelevant as every one of them is a few seconds drive away and is coming for you, now.

 

 

3- Predict your enemies moves - on foot version: Take cover on corner A. Douche takes cover on corner B. Place sticky on A and proceed to C. Douche goes to A - boom. Rinse and repeat. Works with multiple douches at the same time, just be calm and use your mini map a lot. The mini map. Use it.

 

 

Enemy moves predicted. They're a few seconds away, in a car, with their friends who are also in cars and they're all coming directly for the OP.

[ninjaontour]

Getting spawn killed and can't leave a lobby?

 

Joined a bullsh*t Deathmatch where the host has it rigged to mince you before you can move?

 

Both situations mean that you can't hit pause, so what do you do?

 

EXIT TO DASHBOARD, DRY TEARS, LEARN LESSON.

 

I know that's taken a second seat to your pride OP, but the best warriors know when to pick their fights, and live to fight another day.

Edited June 23, 2014 by ninjaontour

[El Zodape]

@Furry_Monkey

 

If that's the case, then...

 

Passive mode. Get to higher ground/interior. Take advantage of the spawn killing and hope to respawn near a building or something.

If douches can't get you there, then breath and get your sh*t together.

 

Wait in that safe spot until the douches get tired and go to troll someone else. Get revenge.

 

Edit: of course, you can also join a random job, leave and hope to be in the city or something. Then look for the griefers and get revenge.

Edited June 23, 2014 by Zodape

[Itzik_Maflitzik]

There's a thing called: "Invite Only Sessions"

It's not for decoration.

[ninjaontour]

The mods on this forum really need to start banhammering people who spout gibberish without reading the OP, and subsequent replies before sticking their oar in.

 

So many solutions offered which the OP states he was unable to do... ADHD motherf*ckers.

[shrills]

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[ninjaontour]

 

Getting spawn killed and can't leave a lobby?

 

Joined a bullsh*t Deathmatch where the host has it rigged to mince you before you can move?

 

Both situations mean that you can't hit pause, so what do you do?

 

EXIT TO DASHBOARD, DRY TEARS, LEARN LESSON.

 

I know that's taken a second seat to your pride OP, but the best warriors know when to pick their fights, and live to fight another day.

I was feeling this aside from the slap in face text, but no really. Why do people assume tears coincide with sh*t like this? I was T'd off. No weeping for my life. People shouldn't just ram you out of a game like that. You just sit and think what the actual f*ck.

 

But yeah, I'm not seeking GTA to be some sort of warrior but I get where you're coming from. Thank you.

 

 

Didn't mean it to come across that way, OP, sorry. Simply a way to have it noticed in a thread full of people not listening to you. Oh, and "dry tears" is simply a turn of phrase where I'm from.

Edited June 23, 2014 by ninjaontour

[shrills]

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[Zwenkwiel]

 

Getting spawn killed and can't leave a lobby?

 

Joined a bullsh*t Deathmatch where the host has it rigged to mince you before you can move?

 

Both situations mean that you can't hit pause, so what do you do?

 

EXIT TO DASHBOARD, DRY TEARS, LEARN LESSON.

 

I know that's taken a second seat to your pride OP, but the best warriors know when to pick their fights, and live to fight another day.

I was feeling this aside from the slap in face text, but no really. Why do people assume tears coincide with sh*t like this? I was T'd off. No weeping for my life. People shouldn't just ram you out of a game like that. You just sit and think what the actual f*ck.

 

But yeah, I'm not seeking GTA to be some sort of warrior but I get where you're coming from. Thank you.

 

 

crying is mainly used as a figure of speech online

 

no1 thinks there's actual tears rolling down your cheeks

saying some1 is crying usually just means some1 is frustrated, angry or otherwise upset to some degree

a simple complaint without any emotional charge can be dismissed by calling it crying without the need for pesky arguments or logic.

Edited June 23, 2014 by Zwenkwiel

[El Zodape]

@OP

 

What about that last bit I added in my last post?

 

Simply search for a random job, then quit and it will take you to some random place in free roam, away from the griefers. You will be in the same session, so you won't be quitting if you do that.

 

Then get revenge.

[adamsowilliams]

why on earth do people have a problem with just finding a new session? i see it all the time, "i shouldnt have to leave because...", they arent stopping you playing the game, there is no difference whatsoever between the session you're in and the one you will join, other than it probably being jackass-less. there is no downside to having to change session.

Edited June 23, 2014 by adamsowilliams

[TigerStyleLoungeAct]

Slightly off topic, but when things like this are talked about, I'm happy to read it and it seems many others are too. If you don't want to read it then there are many other posts to read. Why spend all of your time reading and then moaning about posts others are interested in? If it gets moved it wont be seen and we all miss out on the conversation.
The real piss take is that they then say about searching for posts to add to rather than make a new one. Well why don't YOU search for a thread instead of making the rest of us miss out on useful or interesting posts.

[cg1221]

Lol pride.. It's a game and you're playing with people you will likely never run into again. Are you really that worried about what random people think about you your gt/psn name?

 

I'm a stupid little bitch that picks his nose and wears sh*t stained tighty whities! Oh nooo cg1221's secret is out! How will he ever live with himself now that the members of gtaf know!?

[AlienOne]

Meanwhile, I'm trying to find a muscle race...

[manicmechanic71]

Sometimes being griefed really grates to the point you want to try another game, don't let dicks do that to you though, find new session!

[Jolly Swagman]

Does anybody even read the Bitch and Moan thread?

Thats kind of the point so we all know where to avoid so we dont need to read crap like this thread.

 

Why the hell would anyone car that the OP was killed in free mode? Why hasnt the OP been mocked mercilessly? This isnt the forum I know and love.

Edited June 24, 2014 by Jolly SWAGman

[shrills]

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[darkwar854]

http://gtaforums.com/topic/681131-gtao-the-official-btch-moan-topic/?hl=%20bitch%20%20moan

Wannabe mod.

 

OT: people play like assholes. That's why I like to join a quickmatch, then leave it and it spawns me across the map. Or you can use the helicopter support. Or just vote to kick and report for griefing.

[shrills]

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[cg1221]

So you're just looking for sympathy gotcha

 

What I meant by the pride thing is; why subject yourself to something you don't enjoy when you have complete control over the situation? It's not like any of it matters so why get so upset over it?

 

P.s If you took this as me trying to act superior to you that's all on you, this is nothing personal just my opinion of people getting emotional over a videogame (unless of course we're talking about the end of mgs3 we can all have a lil cry over that)

Edited June 24, 2014 by cg1221

[shrills]

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[TeammateHelper]

This thread still open? Wowzers.

[Filip]

Just get a f*cking tank.

 

GET IN THE TANK AND BLAST AT THEM MOFOS!

 

That's my new method - although I wasn't getting killed before - it's just to make sure everybody dies.

[shrills]

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[Filip]

BTW killing everybody with my tank and still getting this "good player social reward" aka 2000 dollas for poor ass kind players from R*

Edited June 24, 2014 by Filip454

[reddead697]

This is when I bring the Tank out. 3 against 1 is unfair. 2 against 1 is unfair to but it its manageable if one is a lower level.

[DMC14]

Don't know if it's been said only read most of first page but if they are not giving you enough time to change session return to single player using the dpad method.

[Crimie]

You Cant Win Em All. Also you are surrounded by a whole crew , I wouldnt be the one worried about losing pride when they have already thrown theirs out the window by picking on the one player.

Best Practice : Dust yourself off and forget about it man, these things happen all the time

[TigerStyleLoungeAct]

I don't even think this is near a 'bitch and moan' topic. This is a discussion that needs to be had but its been blown out of all proportions. Its simply a 'what to do in this situation' type topic. But like I said before, if things are filed away into other sections then they dont get read or discussed.

In all seriousness if people got their way and moved all items deemed irrelevant to different sections then just by looking at the first page nearly every topic would be moved.
I just don't get why its such a big deal.

What exactly do those people deem to be acceptable topics? I'd love to know. Also has nobody noticed how boring it gets inbetween updates without this sort of thread? Where would all the thread haters go to sh*t on people on the internet?

The best car, look at this i found(when its nothing new), my character is hot, etc etc type threads just don't keep me entertained enough on their own, yet are all seen as useful topics. Seriously? Come on people, diversity keeps this place alive. Also, its perfectly fine to mock each other and have fun with it, I mean thats kinda the general fun of this place, but keep to the topic, don't berate its existence or we end up with a few boring topics with no mick taking and no fun.

Swagman - Cricket threads - need i say more (p.s. I loved those threads and all the random cricket legend accounts were hilarious)

[boron5]

 

Does anybody even read the Bitch and Moan thread?

Thats kind of the point so we all know where to avoid so we dont need to read crap like this thread.

 

Why the hell would anyone car that the OP was killed in free mode? Why hasnt the OP been mocked mercilessly? This isnt the forum I know and love.

 

OP is apparently female and there is apparently a strong white knight contingent here. Ergo, this thread reached 6 pages.