Yeah, f*cking hilarious, Pegasus, now where's my real tank?

[Sugar Free Nos]

 

 

You know. the one I spent 1.5 million on and had real armour

 

Not a glitch,that's the Canadian military.

(I can get away with saying that because I'm Canadian,eh!)

But it isn't covered in maple syrup and it doesn't look like it shoots hockey sticks.

 

No way that's Canadian.

[thorpey181]

 

 

 

Reaction to thread if OP is mainly just messing about: Ho ho, how amusing old chap.

 

Reaction to thread if OP is actually in any way serious that nerfing tanks was anything but a fantastic move: Shut up and eat RPG you little pussy

Said by the guy with 12 million dollars and K/D Ratio of 2.716.

 

 

I can feel the self doubt lacing every word all the way from good old blighty. Go and check my social club if your fragile ego can handle being proved horribly wrong...instead of worrying about other peoples k/d ratio's, how about you go and get good at the game? Just a suggestion.

 

Some of us don't spend all the time killing people and we don't all want to spend up to 49.99 on shark cards.

 

 

I've never bought a shark card. But I do spend alot of time killing people. Then again, it's all relative. Some people on these forums have 10k+ kills. That's alot.

Edited June 23, 2014 by thorpey181

[SmokeDat]

In ya face, twanker.

 

Sit on it and spin.

[_Rei]

Legitimately thought it was the actual tank that wasn't fully rendered lol, but then I saw that video. Funny nonetheless.

[Odesza]

Oh look. It's THIS thread again.

 

I know you're taking a light-hearted approach, but man...

Every thread in this entire section is practically the same recycled content over and over again when you really look at it.

[Nyraider77]

f*ck off all I tank griefing crybabys. As a matter of fact eat a dick to while your at it. You assholes have been f*cking the game up since day one. Enjoy your days of reckoning!!!!!!!!!!!

 

This does not apply to peeps like me who used there tanks for missions and tank rampages against the cops.

[RoyalRedXIII]

 

You know. the one I spent 1.5 million on and had real armour

 

Does this mean y'all done playing GTAO dawg?

Edited June 23, 2014 by RoyalRedXIII

[KornbreadMaf1a]

Nerfing tanks is the best move R* has made thus far. Im sure a lot of scrubs are crying now because their easy way to get kills is gone and now they are the prey.

[Crunch McThornbody]

Battles against other tanks are sh*te now, 4 shots and I killed the opponent.

edit: Yay! Dawg meme's! We just can't get enough of those on the internet!

Edited June 23, 2014 by Crunch McThornbody

[Nyraider77]

f*ck off all I tank griefing crybabys. As a matter of fact eat a dick to while your at it. You assholes have been f*cking the game up since day one. Enjoy your days of reckoning!!!!!!!!!!!

 

This does not apply to peeps like me who used there tanks for missions and tank rampages against the cops.

[Xyn]

ScubaDave just jumped off a bridge...

[AlexSniperBullet]

What if the tank being nerfed caused all of the Freeaim players to join Autoaim lobbies?

[Kazandra]

What if the tank being nerfed caused all of the Freeaim players to join Autoaim lobbies?

 

A lot of people are saying minigun and rpg spamming is the reason that they don't like free aim anymore.

[elfoam]

If they nerfed the tank so much. They should give us half of what we payed for it.

 

I actually am going to ask rockstar the question. I don't think its fair for the guys like me who spent legit on it for protection against other tanks for them to realise the mistake and fix it. Yet I'm 1.5 mil down still for no reason.

 

Although its still the best improvement to the game they have made.

Edited June 23, 2014 by elfoam

[Kazandra]

 

If they nerfed the tank so much. They should give us half of what we payed for it.

 

I actually am going to ask rockstar the question. I don't think its fair for the guys like me who spent legit on it for protection against other tanks for them to realise the mistake and fix it. Yet I'm 1.5 mil down still for no reason.

 

 

It's not worth tanking in free roam anymore since Mental State has been added. I only drove a tank two times since this game came out....and that's back when you could still get bad sported.

 

The best thing to do is go passive when someone is trying to pester you with a tank, or join a new session where there isn't a kid who got picked on all day in school and wants to feel like Billy Badass as soon as he gets home.

[Vanilla-Bear]

Best improvement? The tank is now a joke. It was fun using one, sure for griefing, I won't lie, but even for missions or a rampage with the police after you, it just gets shot to bits and dies in. I time at all now.

The only thing they should have brought back to get twankers is the ability to snipe them! THAT was when GTAO was at its best...

[elfoam]

I used mine more than 5 times but less than 10. Kinda expensive at 150k+ a pop. . Least I've more than got my money worth on the Buzzard. I used the heavy pistol yesterday and its just like a normal pistol now?, did someone make a thread about that?.

[iBUCKEYE]

The number of e-peens that shriveled up the day 1.14 rolled out... LMFAO.

 

 

lol you read my mind. Twankers are about as soft as Twinkies now.

[NightProwler]

 

 

 

You know. the one I spent 1.5 million on and had real armour

Not a glitch,that's the Canadian military.

(I can get away with saying that because I'm Canadian,eh!)

But it isn't covered in maple syrup and it doesn't look like it shoots hockey sticks.

 

No way that's Canadian.

 

 

Alright,you got me on this one. It's the France military.

My bad.

[sultangris]

uh oh, poor tank noobs gonna have to learn how to use guns now. k/d ratios will plummet, too bad, lol!

Edited June 23, 2014 by sultangris

[Sky_Light12]

can't tell he's photoshopped or he just suffered LOD detail of rhino related to nerfed

 

if u go rampage , i recommend u have 1 buddy with a tank & other one in charge of anti-aircraft ( to sweep P-966 lazers )
also highly recommended one buddy in charged as monitoring all players in APT & must be using headset/microphone

Edited June 23, 2014 by Sky_Light12

[DJ Kornphlake]

Careful your tears don't weaken the armor further.

[CaliMeatWagon]

 

 

 

 

You know. the one I spent 1.5 million on and had real armour

Not a glitch,that's the Canadian military.

(I can get away with saying that because I'm Canadian,eh!)

But it isn't covered in maple syrup and it doesn't look like it shoots hockey sticks.

 

No way that's Canadian.

 

 

Alright,you got me on this one. It's the France military.

My bad.

 

 

If it was French it would have 1 forward gear and 6 reverse.

[Crunch McThornbody]

 

 

 

If it was French it would have 1 forward gear and 6 reverse.

 

 

Funny you should say that, tanks can go up steep hills better when you drive backwards.

[TheForgottenOne]

now the most stupid situation about tank is:a jet can destroy a tank very quickly.

[sultangris]

now the most stupid situation about tank is:a jet can destroy a tank very quickly.

it always could, lol

[KeeNer187]

It really isn't nerfed that bad. I used it earlier this weekend to test it and it still kicks so much ass

It's so easy to dodge rockets in the tank also. People must really suck with the tank to be complaining this much

now the most stupid situation about tank is:a jet can destroy a tank very quickly.

That's a good thing

[Crunch McThornbody]

 

now the most stupid situation about tank is:a jet can destroy a tank very quickly.

it always could, lol

 

True, but now you don't need to be such an excellent marksman in the jet. Pre 1.14 I've been in quite a few situations where post 1.14 I'd have been killed in an instant from a jet shooting my tank because only a few bullets hit during the flybys.

[sultangris]

doesnt hurt my feelings any, i hate the tank and its never been useful for anything other than trolling. Im super stoked i no longer have to piss around going to get my tank to kill a tank, ill die a couple times to kill it with rockets now to save myself the hassle.

[Two gun]

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

You know. the one I spent 1.5 million on and had real armour

Not a glitch,that's the Canadian military.

(I can get away with saying that because I'm Canadian,eh!)

But it isn't covered in maple syrup and it doesn't look like it shoots hockey sticks.

 

No way that's Canadian.

 

Alright,you got me on this one. It's the France military.

My bad.

 

If it was French it would have 1 forward gear and 6 reverse.

HIIIIIYOOOOO