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There is quite literally no point in buying the Heavy Pistol.


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I don't even know why I bother playing anymore, I can barely get any kills with this gun. Its really the only fun I want to use, I used to use the desert eagle in Socom 2 a lot and I just loved it. Before the gun was released I would use the combat pistol a lot, you know, I would walk in one direction, camera facing behind me, and just as they take out their gun I would aim and headshoot them before they could even lift their arm.

 

But now that the heavy pistol has been released, im not sure what to think. A little girl asked me the other day whether I would work my way to a 3.0 KDR with the heavy pistol, and I honestly couldn't give her a straight answer. Her mother asked her to get away from me and to come along with her. Instead the girl grabbed hold of my arm and refused to let go. The mother smiled politely and sternly asked her daughter to let go.

 

I looked down at the girl but I didn't say anything. As a matter of fact I gave her a warm loving look that encouraged her behavior. The mother slowly began to lose her patiance, she began shrieking at her daughter to let go but she hold on tightly.

 

Two security guards who saw the whole thing stepped onto the scene and held the mother down. The mother screamed morbidly, like a dying animal, as a 3rd man approached her and came all over her face. I looked down and screamed at her, picked her up by her hair and threw her onto the middle of the road and into a swerving car, killing her on impact.

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What the f*ck? Are you testing to see if people read the post?

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a 3rd man approached her and came all over her face.

 

*Pretends not to laugh, choked on my own saliva when I eventually did

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I feel like I'm reading a movie script of a recollection or something, good stuff reacher

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I then picked up the little girl by her legs, spun her around in the air a few times and let go, flinging her off the bridge and onto the motorway right in the middle of the traffic. She killed instantly, hundreds of people died.

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As a 3rd man approached her and came all over her face. I looked down and screamed at her, picked her up by her hair and threw her onto the middle of the road and into a swerving car, killing her on impact.

 

Laughed way more than i should have.

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I don't even know why I bother playing anymore, I can barely get any kills with this gun. Its really the only fun I want to use, I used to use the desert eagle in Socom 2 a lot and I just loved it. Before the gun was released I would use the combat pistol a lot, you know, I would walk in one direction, camera facing behind me, and just as they take out their gun I would aim and headshoot them before they could even lift their arm.

 

But now that the heavy pistol has been released, im not sure what to think. A little girl asked me the other day whether I would work my way to a 3.0 KDR with the heavy pistol, and I honestly couldn't give her a straight answer. Her mother asked her to get away from me and to come along with her. Instead the girl grabbed hold of my arm and refused to let go. The mother smiled politely and sternly asked her daughter to let go.

 

I looked down at the girl but I didn't say anything. As a matter of fact I gave her a warm loving look that encouraged her behavior. The mother slowly began to lose her patiance, she began shrieking at her daughter to let go but she hold on tightly.

 

Two security guards who saw the whole thing stepped onto the scene and held the mother down. The mother screamed morbidly, like a dying animal, as a 3rd man approached her and came all over her face. I looked down and screamed at her, picked her up by her hair and threw her onto the middle of the road and into a swerving car, killing her on impact.

Good onya, mate.

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As a 3rd man approached her and came all over her face. I looked down and screamed at her, picked her up by her hair and threw her onto the middle of the road and into a swerving car, killing her on impact.

 

Laughed way more than i should have.

 

 

Grand Theft Auto. YOU LOVE IT.

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We have an entire topic for bitching and moaning. Yours doesn't deserve a thread any more than anyone else's does.

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