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What in the blueberry f*ck happened in Coveted?


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The Flying Reacher

So its been a while since I have played, now I am sure there are most likely topics on the matter but this I had to see for myself.

 

I decided I would accept the first invite I got no matter what, and what do you know its to Coveted.

 

I figure the host is afk and jacking off while the world rolls on and sh*t just gets done for him.

 

But what happened next was so far off kilter that I had to bend down just to see what was happening. After the level loaded up and our cigars were touched on, sniper rifle was nowhere to be found. Worse yet there was seeming no objective, the guards at the bottom were playing loud and obnoxious music, it was just awful. I felt light headed as I sat down for a while but the music just kept playing louder and louder, the cargobob was getting closer and closer and cutting through the mountain and forcing me further and further back, there was nothing I could do.

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The buffed it so you don't get easy cash quick.

 

Joined an hour ago & banned already :lol:

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PoisoNinja140_48

It's more fun this way tbh

 

Kinda glad they're making all the levels harder

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Great writer, horrible search bar user. Half of your sh*t has nothing to so with the mission. "Our cigars were touched on": WTF?

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aaaw mods why you be banning jack all the time?

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Great writer, horrible search bar user. Half of your sh*t has nothing to so with the mission. "Our cigars were touched on": WTF?

The cigars unlock once you gain access to the guild bank.

 

Edit: and btw jack it's spelled "coverted".

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Shake 'N Bake

I laugh harder than I should at Reachers threads. RIP sweet prince..

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RoyalRedXIII

*reads OP* oh that's nice.

 

Side story:

 

I just quick joined a Coveted session with a guy named XxSwag13763xX or something like that...

 

I don't have to mention how that turned out. Whatever scenario you picture in your head right now is prolly how it happened.

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Great writer, horrible search bar user. Half of your sh*t has nothing to so with the mission. "Our cigars were touched on": WTF?

Flesh cigar?
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PoeticWhisper

I don't get why people are so mad. It's still basically the same mission, you just fly a little farther. if you're good at flying the chopper won't even get close to shooting you, and can easily be done solo without much of a hassle.

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Great writer, horrible search bar user. Half of your sh*t has nothing to so with the mission. "Our cigars were touched on": WTF?

The cigars unlock once you gain access to the guild bank.

 

Edit: and btw jack it's spelled "coverted".

 

 

Coveted is correct.

No r.

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Great writer, horrible search bar user. Half of your sh*t has nothing to so with the mission. "Our cigars were touched on": WTF?

 

The cigars unlock once you gain access to the guild bank.

Edit: and btw jack it's spelled "coverted".

 

Coveted is correct.

No r.

Nothing written by Reacher can ever be correct, by definition.
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*reads OP* oh that's nice.

 

You've been here for 3 weeks, you wouldn't get it.

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Jolly Swagman

what in the f*ck happened to the search function?

 

What does the search function have to do with anything?

 

Its Jack Reacher. Did people tell Shakespeare to use the search function because other had previously written tragedies?


 

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RoyalRedXIII

 

*reads OP* oh that's nice.

 

You've been here for 3 weeks, you wouldn't get it.

 

What is there not to get that would take 8 months to understand?

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Jolly Swagman

 

 

*reads OP* oh that's nice.

You've been here for 3 weeks, you wouldn't get it.

 

What is there not to get that would take 8 months to understand?

 

The legend of Jack Reacher.


 

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RoyalRedXIII

 

 

 

*reads OP* oh that's nice.

 

You've been here for 3 weeks, you wouldn't get it.

What is there not to get that would take 8 months to understand?

 

The legend of Jack Reacher.

 

Well, if someone would take a second to reread my initial post, you can see how much I cared in the first place lol.

 

*pssst cause it was sarcasm* lol

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Jolly Swagman

 

Well, if someone would take a second to reread my initial post, you can see how much I cared in the first place lol.

 

*pssst cause it was sarcasm* lol

 

You are still carrying on like what you have to say is important but ignoring the words of our lord and saviour Jack Reacher:

 

 

http://gtaforums.com/topic/658358-having-a-great-time-with-jack-reacher/

 

http://gtaforums.com/topic/677865-i-just-killed-this-guy-like-20-times/

 

http://gtaforums.com/topic/677284-what-keeps-you-fapping-to-gta-online/

 

http://gtaforums.com/topic/682840-the-cops-have-been-behaving-strangely-lately/

 

but you have inspired me to make a new signature

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Wow, this guy made an account just to bullsh*t everyone?

 

Tell me, what are your motives, OP?

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RoyalRedXIII

 

Well, if someone would take a second to reread my initial post, you can see how much I cared in the first place lol.

*pssst cause it was sarcasm* lol

 

You are still carrying on like what you have to say is important but ignoring the words of our lord and saviour Jack Reacher:

 

 

http://gtaforums.com/topic/658358-having-a-great-time-with-jack-reacher/

 

http://gtaforums.com/topic/677865-i-just-killed-this-guy-like-20-times/

 

http://gtaforums.com/topic/677284-what-keeps-you-fapping-to-gta-online/

 

http://gtaforums.com/topic/682840-the-cops-have-been-behaving-strangely-lately/

 

but you have inspired me to make a new signature

Well first, if nothin else, I liked my own story more than his, cause it actually happened lol.

 

Second of all:

 

For our citizenship is in heaven, from which also we eagerly wait for a Savior, the Lord Jesus Christ; -Philippians 3:20

 

- See more at: http://bible.knowing-jesus.com/topics/Jesus-Christ,-Savior#sthash.XTCcT6v8.dpuf

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Jolly Swagman

 

Well first, if nothin else, I liked my own story more than his, cause it actually happened lol.

 

Second of all:

 

For our citizenship is in heaven, from which also we eagerly wait for a Savior, the Lord Jesus Christ; -Philippians 3:20

 

- See more at: http://bible.knowing-jesus.com/topics/Jesus-Christ,-Savior#sthash.XTCcT6v8.dpuf

 

I like the story where Jack Reacher kills his six year old daughter with an axe


 

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Well first, if nothin else, I liked my own story more than his, cause it actually happened lol.

Second of all:

For our citizenship is in heaven, from which also we eagerly wait for a Savior, the Lord Jesus Christ; -Philippians 3:20

- See more at: http://bible.knowing-jesus.com/topics/Jesus-Christ,-Savior#sthash.XTCcT6v8.dpuf

 

I like the story where Jack Reacher kills his six year old daughter with an axe

 

That's my favourite too.

Is that the thread where a poster corrected his lack of punctuation in the story? Talk about missing the point lol

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This isn't needed.

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