Xerukal Posted June 21, 2014 Share Posted June 21, 2014 (edited) Masturbate to Michael's new HQ model. Masturbate to Franklin's new HQ model. Masturbate to Trevor's new HQ model. Masturbate to the upgraded mountain/ground textures. Masturbate to the world map. Get Trevor's PC model up and running in Gmod, hopefully. Play the game as normal. Edited June 21, 2014 by Xerukal Jago, Performer, arrout and 1 other 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
_FRANKENSTEIN_ Posted June 21, 2014 Share Posted June 21, 2014 Masturbate to Michael's new HQ model. Masturbate to Franklin's new HQ model. Masturbate to Trevor's new HQ model. Masturbate to the upgraded mountain/ground textures. Masturbate to the world map. Get Trevor's PC model up and running in Gmod, hopefully. Play the game as normal. Your jokes are sometimes very creepy and even f*ckin' scary. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xerukal Posted June 21, 2014 Share Posted June 21, 2014 Your jokes are sometimes very creepy and even f*ckin' scary. What's so scary about a grown man wanting to pleasure himself to the sight of a beautifully designed video game? I see nothing wrong with that. But no, seriously. This thread was going off a bit with the piracy talk. Let's not consider piracy unless the PC version is factually bad. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pablodc Posted June 21, 2014 Share Posted June 21, 2014 I'll transfer my account to the PC because i've been waiting for this tons of months to play with my mates. Its gonna be awesome. Rockstar Rocks Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StoProGratis Posted June 21, 2014 Share Posted June 21, 2014 I'm not racist but. First thing I will make online character... big muscular dark skin male with red hair and Jewish sidelocks with motor gang jacket of course. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
..GhosT Posted June 21, 2014 Share Posted June 21, 2014 Finally enjoy the game with my friends. Because we cant on consoles. Oh, and i will do a second playthrough of the story, chosing different heists this time. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Legendary912 Posted June 21, 2014 Share Posted June 21, 2014 (edited) I'll go for a drive along Vespucci Beach as Michael, drive-by in the hood as Franklin, cause havoc as Trevor & completely stay away from the god awful sh*t that is GTA Online. All in glorious, ultra, 1080p at 60+FPS. Edited June 21, 2014 by LegendOfTheWest SilverRST, KatanaDV20, arrout and 2 others 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SilverRST Posted June 21, 2014 Share Posted June 21, 2014 (edited) I surely hope R* has learned their lesson not to do such a half-assed port job like they did with GTAIV. Doing crazy stuff is definitely not the first thing we can do, the firstt thing we do is to adjust the settings to get a stable frame rate. Edited June 21, 2014 by SilverRST Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
napoleonic Posted June 22, 2014 Share Posted June 22, 2014 playing some of the first missions that serve as tutorials and then enjoying the map speaking about that, how many missions used as tutorials? at what point the game don't give you anymore tutorials? can someone who have played tell me? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BlackNoise Posted June 22, 2014 Share Posted June 22, 2014 (edited) Mess around with handling files. Edited June 22, 2014 by BlackNoise GAMIR_GTA 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bolcksta Posted June 22, 2014 Share Posted June 22, 2014 I'm going to play the entire game all over again to see the graphical improvements from last-gen compared to next-gen, and after that, I'm going to Transfer my stuff on Social Club, then enjoy the hell out of Online with my best friend that has waited for the PC Release... robban 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
punkboy459 Posted June 22, 2014 Share Posted June 22, 2014 This explains.... arrout, Big Danny K, Kaito Katsumi and 4 others 7 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RedIndianRobin Posted June 22, 2014 Share Posted June 22, 2014 (edited) I will install the game first. During that i will listen to some Gimme more by Britney bitch. Then I will listen to Dan Croll-From Nowhere. Then after install, i will launch the game and lower the graphics so that my sh*tty rig will be able to handle it at 30 fps. Then after the prologue, i will take a dirt bike and go to mount chilliad and jump from the top. yeah! Edited June 22, 2014 by RedIndianRobin Big Danny K 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cforumlbgfeva Posted June 22, 2014 Share Posted June 22, 2014 i'm BUYING the game then i'm gonna make a ton of back up copies for myself with a bunch of xliveless etc etc with no cd kry cracks for myself GAMIR_GTA 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big Danny K Posted June 22, 2014 Share Posted June 22, 2014 I'll complete the prologue and the first mission, then I'll get Franklin some guns by hijacking a cop car, I'll lose the heat and then I'll steal a semi truck and trailer and set my own "trucking mission" and explore the map Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cforumlbgfeva Posted June 22, 2014 Share Posted June 22, 2014 DESTROY THE ENTIRE POLICE FORCE. There will be SO MUCH unprecedented VIDEO GAME DEATH, that the FBI will come to my house and ARREST me for too much in-game homicide. And I will use the gatling gun. All I need is some shades and a leather jacket and everything will be perfect. i'm already doing that on the ps3 lol. Trust me on pc it'll be soo much more fun especially with no wanted mods. the cops in v are annoying trust me lol. I'm gonna finaly be able to shoot up the ballas and mafia in peace GAMIR_GTA 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PhillBellic Posted June 22, 2014 Share Posted June 22, 2014 First I will install it. Then I will back that sh*t up. Then I will start modifiying the game. Cheers. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DlZZEE Posted June 22, 2014 Share Posted June 22, 2014 What will I do first? Uhm launch the game I guess. Cforumlbgfeva, GAMIR_GTA and arrout 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ForJagler Posted June 22, 2014 Share Posted June 22, 2014 For me my 'gaming' laptop won't handle it. Maybe on low settings so I'll reside to NG for storyline and 60fps and maybe borrow a copy from a friend and mod it on PC. I aint paying 60$ for 15FPS so I definitely won't buy it for PC, just crack it or get a copy from a friend. Godsxmodz 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fuzzknuckles Posted June 22, 2014 Share Posted June 22, 2014 Play the prologue, because it's non-optional. Performer, arrout and DlZZEE 3 Signatures are dumb anyway. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
K20 Posted June 22, 2014 Share Posted June 22, 2014 max res that sucker. see whats the different compared to console] then download native trainer [if available] won't play again until trainer available. GAMIR_GTA and Cforumlbgfeva 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Andreas Posted June 22, 2014 Share Posted June 22, 2014 (edited) No Warez: posting links to, requesting or discussing illegally obtained or pirated materials; such as games, software or other media Discussions about cracks and piracy are clearly against the forum rules. Give it a read sometime. I don't want to see you guys talking about it again. Edited June 22, 2014 by Andreas K20 1 GTAForums Crew Chat Thread - The Sharks Chat Thread - Leone Family Mafia Chat Thread Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zer0w5 Posted June 22, 2014 Share Posted June 22, 2014 (edited) I'll be playing the missions, and have some GTA:O fun. Edited June 22, 2014 by Zer0w5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kampret Posted June 22, 2014 Share Posted June 22, 2014 go to strip club, looking for naked boobs & asses and then mast*rbate myself, perfect Ooh! Realistic boobs and asses! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SilverRST Posted June 22, 2014 Share Posted June 22, 2014 (edited) EDIT The quoting system seems to be f*cked up this bad.... Edited June 22, 2014 by SilverRST Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
_FRANKENSTEIN_ Posted June 22, 2014 Share Posted June 22, 2014 (edited) Your jokes are sometimes very creepy and even f*ckin' scary. What's so scary about a grown man wanting to pleasure himself to the sight of a beautifully designed video game? I see nothing wrong with that. But no, seriously. This thread was going off a bit with the piracy talk. Let's not consider piracy unless the PC version is factually bad. A "Video Game" shouldn't be making a normal man sexually wild.And seeing male HQ model shouldn't provoke a normal man to fap. Edited June 22, 2014 by _FRANKENSTEIN_ Cforumlbgfeva and GAMIR_GTA 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
alexbowwow Posted June 22, 2014 Share Posted June 22, 2014 Go on top of the "Vinewood" sign and look at the city during nightfall. Aleph-Zero, utack and Sussus Amongus 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lol232 Posted June 22, 2014 Share Posted June 22, 2014 Heh, you HAVE to do the main mission in order to play GTA O anyway. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Facepalm38 Posted June 22, 2014 Share Posted June 22, 2014 This Derr1 and KatanaDV20 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stevilknievel Posted June 22, 2014 Share Posted June 22, 2014 Explore interiors. Starting with tequila-la-la Kampret and Cforumlbgfeva 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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