johnny_zoo Posted June 20, 2014 Share Posted June 20, 2014 (edited) So life is tumultuous as we know, family arguments, disputes, fights and sibling hatred. It sometimes makes you so angry you could kill, say a nasty thing or make a big mistake you'll later regret. But that moment, 3 seconds or so, you wake up and you don't know who you are or where is gorgeous. Ignorance really is bliss I think I see that now. However some might have terrible lives that the new day is depressing like the old. Some will forget the past hours and move on. I don't know but regardless... That moment you awake is like basking in pink clouds of cotton candy that envelop you in a warmer embrace with each struggle. Don't fight just let the unicorn sing his special song while fairies spoon feed you golden syrup. Last night a family member probably died, huge sibling fight, crazy parents who don't love you might've pushed you to the edge but that moment you open your eyes the next dawn is great. All the anger fades you wonder why you were fighting in the first place and then you think hey, life's not so bad after all. Good Morning peeps. Edited June 20, 2014 by johnny_zoo Shah Sam, Danz., GN 92 and 6 others 9 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SouthLand Posted June 20, 2014 Share Posted June 20, 2014 I usually wake up when i hear any noise. I am that kind of guy that is always on alert and that is a bad thing because i don't rest properly. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xyn Posted June 20, 2014 Share Posted June 20, 2014 Dude....talk to a shrink. Shah Sam, Killzone3265, Johan and 8 others 11 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hornedturtle Posted June 20, 2014 Share Posted June 20, 2014 I wake up to the sound of an alarm at 3:30am. there is no pink clouds of cotton candy at 3:30am. I live my life in ignorance because I'm to tired to pay attention Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
t3h PeNgU1N oF d00m Posted June 20, 2014 Share Posted June 20, 2014 That moment you awake is like basking in pink clouds of cotton candy that envelop you in a warmer embrace with each struggle. Not really. Waking up is the worst part of the day. The alarm wont shut up, I'm greasy and covered in drool, the sun is in my face, and I'm still tired. Also you are one weird motherf*cker, johnny_zoo. Can we get a sneak peek at what your next topic will cover? Killerdude 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
johnny_zoo Posted June 20, 2014 Author Share Posted June 20, 2014 (edited) Man maybe you guys missed my point. And thanks for making fun of the topic instead of contributing. No yolo that's be telling. Edited June 20, 2014 by johnny_zoo Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Acehilm Posted June 20, 2014 Share Posted June 20, 2014 I woke up this morning and got myself a gun. DEALUX, 98 in 1, Tacymist and 3 others 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
THE GHETTO JEZUS Posted June 20, 2014 Share Posted June 20, 2014 Is this a thread about what you do right after waking up ? If so, then when I wake up I would wake up with my left arm numb and with my pants pulled down But yea, most of the time I would jack off, but hey a boner is a boner ( ͡° ᴥ ͡°) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank Brown Posted June 20, 2014 Share Posted June 20, 2014 You make some of the strangest topics, and you get some of the strangest contributions. a20characterusername 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RedBull FM Posted June 20, 2014 Share Posted June 20, 2014 I sometimes wake up and shout random words. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doc Rikowski Posted June 20, 2014 Share Posted June 20, 2014 So life is tumultuous as we know, family arguments, disputes, fights and sibling hatred. It sometimes makes you so angry you could kill, say a nasty thing or make a big mistake you'll later regret. Sorry to hear that. I consider myself a lucky man cause I never experienced serious family arguments, disputes, fights and certainly not sibling hatred. Of course life can be tumultuous and tough even if your family environment is stable. I recall many mornings in which waking up felt sour. But there are so many others that felt sweet. Like this morning. johnny_zoo 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Killzone3265 Posted June 20, 2014 Share Posted June 20, 2014 today i woke up in a panic after having a nightmare about one of my pets being torn in half :| Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. Scratch Posted June 20, 2014 Share Posted June 20, 2014 I wake up, look around and go back to sleep. Spadge, Killzone3265 and Xyn 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theadmiral Posted June 20, 2014 Share Posted June 20, 2014 I wake up, look around and go back to sleep. Must be a pretty luxurious life you live down there in Uruguay, Pablo. When I wake up I have to fling myself out of bed and get ready for work. Bartleby 1 I AM SORRY ABOUT THE QUALITY OF THE VIDEO, BUT MY WEBCAM IS ABSOLUTELY RUBBISH. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jimmy_Leppard Posted June 20, 2014 Share Posted June 20, 2014 ...what? Is this topic legal? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. Scratch Posted June 20, 2014 Share Posted June 20, 2014 I wake up, look around and go back to sleep. Must be a pretty luxurious life you live down there in Uruguay, Pablo. When I wake up I have to fling myself out of bed and get ready for work.So I take it you work weekends? Good for you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fuzzknuckles Posted June 20, 2014 Share Posted June 20, 2014 OP, I have to ask how old you are. That moment - that few seconds upon waking - that doesn't happen for me. I am all too aware of who I am, where I am, what I have to do to get through the day. My day starts at 6. I'm on a train by 6:40. I'm at work by 8:30. I leave work at 5:45. I arrive home at 7:30. Rinse, repeat, then inevitably death. I WISH I could have a few seconds a day where I could forget all this. As you get older, life crushes you into routine, into an endless cycle of responsibility. The ever-present pounding fist of adult life. I would swap everything to feel that freedom of no responsibility that you have before you leave home. or1 1 Signatures are dumb anyway. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
na89340qv0n34b09q340 Posted June 20, 2014 Share Posted June 20, 2014 No. I wake up to either cats meowing for food outside or my sister's TV playing way louder than it should. I really wish someone would take those cats. I really wish my sister used the sleep timer. I prefer dreaming to waking up. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Voodoo Posted June 20, 2014 Share Posted June 20, 2014 I woke last night to the sound of thunder. theadmiral and Tyler 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
watchclock Posted June 20, 2014 Share Posted June 20, 2014 I've heard people talk about this feeling, but I can't remember having it. In fact usually when I wake up I have a kind of confused panic. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
_FRANKENSTEIN_ Posted June 20, 2014 Share Posted June 20, 2014 I wish I hadn't woken up (in week days ofcourse ) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
universetwisters Posted June 20, 2014 Share Posted June 20, 2014 I wake up and put on clothes and get ready for work Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lloydo Posted June 20, 2014 Share Posted June 20, 2014 Depends. On a day off, it's quite relaxing. On a day when i'm obligated to do something - but I could do with more sleep - my alarm goes and I think... "f*ck sake!" If I wake up at night it's usually to the sound of a podcast or audiobooks of LotR with Tom Bombadil singing some nonsense. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dottie Posted June 20, 2014 Share Posted June 20, 2014 The moment I wake up "damn i woke up an hour before my alarm" *back to sleep* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SolidSnails Posted June 20, 2014 Share Posted June 20, 2014 Johnny what goes through your head when making a thread? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Johan Posted June 20, 2014 Share Posted June 20, 2014 What? Anyway when I wake up I usually look around and then go back to sleep. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Coin Posted June 20, 2014 Share Posted June 20, 2014 "I'm still here? Well f*ck." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheGodDamnMaster Posted June 20, 2014 Share Posted June 20, 2014 I don't experience that ignorance when I wake up, I seem to be fully-aware of who I am all the time. The only inner peace I get is in my dreams. or1 and Coin 2 Intel Core i9-9900k | Seasonic FOCUS Plus 750W | 32GB Corsair Vengeance LPX 2666MHzMSI GeForce RTX2070 | WD Blue 1TB HDD | Samsung 950 PRO M.2 512GBAntec Nine Hundred Black Steel ATX Mid Tower | MSI MPG Z390 Gaming Pro Carbon AC Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
t3h PeNgU1N oF d00m Posted June 20, 2014 Share Posted June 20, 2014 I woke up at 12 pm, laid in bed for 15 minutes, rolled over and hurt myself because I had morning wood, contemplated life, and now I'm finally up. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RedBull FM Posted June 20, 2014 Share Posted June 20, 2014 Kalvin, Killzone3265, epoxi and 2 others 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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